Baba voice lines

When picked 10

• There ain't no city like New York
• Oh I suppose I can't sit in Central Park forever
• I can't let my chess playing friend have all the fun
• My place is rent controlled. I'm not letting anything happen to it
• I'm tired of hearing people talk about urban decay being inevitable… you know what would stop urban decay? People giving a shit.
• You know who would stay home during the ritual? Mildred. And I'm no Mildred.
• Let me animate this bench, I'll be right there
• They think they know magic? Oh I'll show 'em some magic
• I'm not gonna let a couple of two bit cons and some kids with a glorified ouija board ruin Manhattan.
• New York is the greatest city in the world... It survived one maelstrom, it will survive another.

When swapped out 10

• Ritual or no ritual it's bunko night
• Sorry dearie, I have obligations to the Soho Coven
• I'm not putting my life on the line just to help some tourist get a wish for a souvenir
• "End of the world", people are so damn dramatic these days
• Every day's a gift, and I'm not wasting one of my last good ones running around with those yahoos
• Nah.
• Arthritis is a bitch, sorry
• I am helping… my taxes pay for the OSIC and they should be the ones handling this.
• Listen dearie, if I die during the ritual, who's going to feed the pigeons?
• Patron this, patron that. Listen, Lionel McLusky tried to summon the patrons before. It was stupid then, it's stupid now, everyone should just relax and eat a bagel.

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Baba and Billy

1. Billy Anyone gives you trouble, let me know, I'll cave their goddamn skull in.
2. Baba I don't know what I did to deserve such fierce loyalty.
3. Billy Listen, you may be an old hag, but anybody who wants to put hands on an octogenarian is gonna get what's coming to 'em.

Baba and Celeste

1. Baba You doing this to protect the Grove?
2. Celeste Naw, that's still hidden. This is about Lenny.
3. Baba Did he Lenny?
4. Celeste Big time.

Baba and Deadman Danny

1. Deadman Danny Why hello young lady!
2. Baba Oh shut up you bag of bones, leave me alone.
3. Deadman Danny Tough crowd.
4. Baba Tougher than you.
5. Deadman Danny There is no need for hostilities, I will leave you alone.

Baba and Haze

1. Baba I better get a tax refund.
2. Haze Excuse me?
3. Baba If you federal yahoos had this handled I wouldn't have to be here, so what the hell are my taxes being used for?
4. Haze Roads. Social services. International assassinations.
5. Baba I wanna refund.
6. Haze Noted.

Baba and Kelvin

1. Kelvin Are you sure you're up for this miss?
2. Baba If a deadman can complete the ritual, so can an old lady.
3. Kelvin I was just being-
4. Baba Rude is what you were being. Now apologize.
5. Kelvin I- I'm sorry.
6. Baba Alls forgiven.

Baba and Nurse Harrow

1. Nurse Harrow Don't be afraid, I have plenty of experience caring for the elderly.
2. Baba I don't need your help.
3. Nurse Harrow Of course not.
4. Baba Don't talk to me like I'm child
5. Nurse Harrow But I haven't even gotten to offer you a lolly yet
6. Baba Ha.ha. Shut up.

Baba and Paradox

1. Baba I'm a big fan of you guys.
2. Paradox Yeah?
3. Baba The world benefits from a little mischief. That being said you try to rob me I'll kill ya dead.
4. Paradox I'll keep that in mind.
5. Baba Kill. You. Dead.
6. Paradox Heard.

Baba and Rat King

1. Rat King You’re powerful
2. Baba I’m just an old lady
3. Rat King Bah, you’re a liar and you think I’m stupid… I’m not.
4. Baba Forgive me, I’m used to dealing with folks who wear blinders to the world.
5. Rat King That’s a lot of words to say "moron".
6. Baba No need to be cruel.
7. Rat King No… I have every reason to be cruel

Baba and Seven

1. Baba What you did to those people was unforgivable.
2. Seven Please. They tried to eradicate my soul and I merely destroyed their bodies. If anything I was magnanimous.
3. Baba Hmph.

Baba and Solomon

1. Solomon Think this is the first time I've seen you leave the park.
2. Baba Well it's the first time there's ever been something compelling enough to make me want to leave
3. Solomon Come on, like you weren't interested in the possessed Wendigo that was trapped in The Baroness.
4. Baba Eh, between The Baxter Society and The Doorman there was no need to step in

Baba and Victor

1. Victor It's brave of you to risk your final moments doing this instead of being surrounded by family.
2. Baba What the hell are you going on about?
3. Victor You're old. I just assume you have some terminal disease and you're doing this for a cure.
4. Baba I'm more alive than you, McStiches.
5. Victor Sorry I asked.

Baba and Violet

1. Baba Are you nervous dear?
2. Violet What gave it away?
3. Baba I don’t know: the wide eyes, the holding of your breath, the trembling hands…
4. Violet That’s all? I was worried you saw me throw up earlier
5. Baba I wasn’t going to say anything.

Baba and Viscous

1. Baba You're a long way from The Deep, hon.
2. Viscous And I have further to go to stop The Adversary.
3. Baba Well whaddya say we help move the ball today.
4. Viscous I can be a ball! You can move me!
5. Baba Great.

Baba and Billy

1. Baba Why are you smiling?
2. Billy I'm about to beat the shit out of people with the Central Park Pidgeon Lady, this is great.
3. Baba I didn't realize that I had a title.
4. Billy You're as much a New York institution as the Doomsayer on Park - hey you think that guy's here?
5. Baba Jerry? He better not show up if he knows what's good for him.
6. Billy This is even better than I hoped.

Baba and Celeste

1. Celeste What's the bird's name?
2. Baba Preston.
3. Celeste Is it just a bird or is it actually your nephew or something?
4. Baba Can you keep a secret?
5. Celeste Yeah.
6. Baba So can I.

Baba and Deadman Danny

1. Baba That contraption you're wearing is an abomination.
2. Deadman Danny Your bench has chicken legs.
3. Baba It's magic.
4. Deadman Danny Science is magic that’s reliable.
5. Baba Bah.

Baba and Haze

1. Baba I saw you in the park with your kid the other day.
2. Haze I don't have a kid.
3. Baba Whatever you say dearie.

Baba and Kelvin

1. Baba Whatever happened to that Ettrick fellow you wrote so much about?
2. Kelvin I… I don't know.
3. Baba You don't know or you don't want to know?
4. Kelvin The ritual is about to start.

Baba and Nurse Harrow

1. Baba You better not try to boss me around.
2. Nurse Harrow Don't act stupid and I won't feel compelled to.

Baba and Paradox

1. Baba You always run around in that thing?
2. Paradox Just on the job.
3. Baba That often?
4. Paradox Not really. Stealing something is probably what I spend the least amount of time doing. Heists are like 50% research 40% shopping and prep. 8% vacation time and 2% actual larceny.

Baba and Rat King

1. Rat King You may be a human, but at least you're a new yorker.
2. Baba Let's go find some tourists.

Baba and Seven

1. Seven You made a mistake joining this Ritual.
2. Baba I can look after my own life, thank you very much.
3. Seven For now, perhaps. But you're about to reveal your true power to New York. How long before the authorities decide you're too feeble and confused to wield your magic safely?

Baba and Solomon

1. Baba I'm excited to see you cut loose.
2. Solomon Oh, I don't know if I'll ever cut loose, but I will certainly be more aggressive than normal.
3. Baba Come on, Solomon live a little
4. Solomon Alright, alright, maybe a little.
5. Baba Atta boy.

Baba and Victor

1. Baba You get around SoHo much?
2. Victor Not really. Should I?
3. Baba I got a tattoo guy there that might be able to help you. Good kid. Used to work for the coven, but has his own shop now - The Wizard's Sleeve or something like that. Anyway, If those markings mean anything, he'll know.
4. Victor I'll check it out assuming we survive.
5. Baba Tell him I sent ya. He'll be an asshole if you don't.
6. Victor Thanks.

Baba and Violet

1. Violet You lived through the last Maelstrom, right?
2. Baba I did.
3. Violet Got any advice?
4. Baba Go with it.
5. Violet That's… not very helpful.
6. Baba It will be. Trust me.

Baba and Viscous

1. Viscous Can I sit on your bench?
2. Baba No.
3. Viscous But there's room.
4. Baba This bench seats two, me and the pigeon.
5. Viscous Aww.
6. Baba You're not making me feel bad about this goo boy.

Baba and Billy

1. Billy Is it true that you threw a brick at the mayor when he was jogging in Central Park?
2. Baba My lawyer told me to not talk about any hypothetical throwing of construction materials.
3. Billy You are even cooler than I thought.
4. Baba Damn right.

Baba and Celeste

1. Celeste Heard you threw a rock at the mayor.
2. Baba It was a brick. Allegedly.

Baba and Deadman Danny

1. Baba Your boss is a real piece of shit.
2. Deadman Danny Maximillian Fairfax is a gentlemen, a genius, and the hero of our century.
3. Baba Maximillian? What happened to Walter?
4. Deadman Danny He's dead.
5. Baba When did that happen?
6. Deadman Danny About 10 years after his son took over the company.
7. Baba Huh.

Baba and Haze

1. Baba Marlowe retired yet?
2. Haze How do you know Marlowe?
3. Baba The old boogeyman doesn’t talk about me? I'm hurt.
4. Haze Seriously, how do you know him?
5. Baba That's something you'll have to ask the man yourself

Baba and Kelvin

1. Baba I'm onto you.
2. Kelvin What?
3. Baba You have all notes, but none of the music…
4. Kelvin What are you going on about.
5. Baba I don't think you're Kelvin.
6. Kelvin You're mad.
7. Baba Maybe. Maybe not.

Baba and Nurse Harrow

1. Baba First time summoning the patrons?
2. Nurse Harrow It's the only time someone's tried to summon the patrons.
3. Baba Yeah ok.

Baba and Paradox

1. Baba So what do you do when you're not stealing things? Just lounge around some castle in Scotland?
2. Paradox That and cuddling highland cows.
3. Baba Not bad work if you can get it.
4. Paradox Oh, my life rules.

Baba and Rat King

1. Baba And how are you doing your Highness?
2. Rat King You makin' fun of me?
3. Baba No. I feel like you setting your sights on Long Island instead of Manhattan was quite magnanimous and I appreciate it.
4. Rat King I pride myself on ruling tough but fair.
5. Baba As all monarchs should.

Baba and Seven

1. Baba If you're so smart, why do you even need the Patron's help?
2. Seven It's not a matter of need, it's a matter of opportunity. They are a resource to be exploited.
3. Baba Not sure they'd appreciate hearing that.
4. Seven They know exactly what I want and why. Now the ones hiding their motivations? Those are the people that need to tread softly.

Baba and Solomon

1. Solomon How's Mildred?
2. Baba Mildred… are you trying to get me worked up?
3. Solomon I don't think a little fire would be bad.
4. Baba Well stop it.
5. Solomon Mildred wouldn’t be bothered by that.
6. Baba Shut up.

Baba and Victor

1. Baba For what it's worth, you're your own person.
2. Victor I'm a shambling mass of dead people. I'm about the furthest thing from being my own person as someone can be.
3. Baba We're all just bits and pieces of everybody that came before us.
4. Victor I think there's a big difference...
5. Baba Maybe. Listen, can I give you some advice?
6. Victor Sure.
7. Baba You're you. And if you ever feel some other soul come knocking on that body of yours, promise me you'll fight it with everything you've got.
8. Victor I don't-
9. Baba Promise me.
10. Victor Okay, okay, I promise.

Baba and Violet

1. Baba Your parents know you're here?
2. Violet I'm a little old to worry about what my parents think.
3. Baba But you do. Do they know?
4. Violet No… I haven't talked to them in years. But even if I was I wouldn't want to scare them.
5. Baba It should scare you.
6. Violet Don't worry, it does

Baba and Viscous

1. Viscous How old are you?
2. Baba Never ask a lady her age.
3. Viscous Does that mean you want me to guess?
4. Baba It means I want you to shut up.
5. Viscous I can't tell which one of us was being rude.
6. Baba We both were. Now focus on the ritual, Viscous.

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• That should knock 'em down a peg Ending someone's streak
• What idiot trusted him to protect the Tome Killing Abrams
• Oh this takes me back Any kill
• The apple doesn't fall far from the tree. Killing Apollo
• You think your money makes you better than me? Killing a rich enemy
• We'll find a different way to help Shelly. Killing Bebop

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• Abrams is going in! Abrams: big stun
• They took out Apollo! Apollo dies in lane
• Bebop grabbed them Bebop: far hook
• They took out Billy! Billy dies in lane
• They took out Calico! Calico dies in lane
• They took out Celeste! Celeste dies in lane

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• They have the rejuvenator An enemy takes the Rejuvenator
• I need help with the detective Abrams is hard to kill
• Bebooop! Bebop: hooked
• Look out for the black hole! Dynamo: charges
• Look out for the owl! Grey Talon: see missile
• I know all your tricks Haze, but you don't know all of mine. Haze: kill when invisible

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Using Threadsap 10

• Gotcha!
• cackles
• Weaving magic…
• I got 'em!
• I see 'em!
• Your magic's mine…
• Threadsap!
• I live for this!
• Let's have some fun
• I haven't had this much fun in years!

Using Granny Long Legs 10

• Let's go!
• Wooo!
• HaHA!
• This bench's got a mind of it's own!
• Easy there fella!
• I'm going in!
• You think I'm scared?
• Giddy up!
• Do your thing, bench!
• fun loving cackle

Using Baba's Brew 10

• Actions have consequences
• Oh you want to see what I can do?
• Try to stop me now!
• Magic flows through me
• Weren't expecting this, were ya?
• Let's get to work…
• Don't get to do this at the quilting circle…
• Let's go mug someone.
• KISS MY ASS MILDRED!!!
• Let's see Mildred pull this off!

Using Feed The Birds 11

• God I love birds…
• Don't mess with New York…
• You've never seen magic like this…
• FLY!
• The birds are comin' for you…
• They can't outrun this…
• Who doesn't love pigeons?
• You asked for this, dearie…
• Oh, it's beautiful!
• Spectacular!
• KISS MY ASS MILDRED!!!

Using an ability 20

• Time to brew something special…
• Gotta work fast…
• I'll cook somethin' up for 'em.
• Just give me a few seconds…
• You never know when you'll need a mortar and pestle
• I almost forgot how fun it is to hex people…
• Brewing concoction…
• Brewing potion.
• I like to give my curses that personal touch…
• Brewing curse
• You don't want it to steep too long…
• Lets see what happens next…
• I brewed the perfect cup for the occasion
• What flavor shall I go with today…
• The suspense is part of the fun…
• What's the point of brewing tea if I don't share…
• Magic takes time, be patient…
• The tea will be ready when it's ready
• I bet you're dying to know what I'm gonna do with this…
• Decisions decisions…

Using Threadsap at low health 5

• You wanna pick on an old lady?
• You ain't the first mugger I've had to deal with
• Welcome to New York
• The Soho coven doesn't mess around
• Alright buddy, you asked for this

Using Granny Long Legs at low health 5

• Run ya dumb bench
• We gotta move
• Do whatcha gotta do, Bench
• The bench'll handle this
• I'm trusting ya, bench

Using Baba's Brew at low health 5

• Here's a little something I picked up in Greece
• I'll give 'em something to remember me by
• This isn't the end of me
• You brought this on yourself
• Time to make some changes

Using Feed The Birds at low health 5

• The birds can help
• I got one chance here
• Just need to hold on a little longer
• I can turn the tides
• I'm not giving up yet

Using an ability at low health 5

• I have time for one more cup…
• Come on, come on…
• Steep faster, damn it…
• I need this to work…
• I'm making something special just for you

Upgrading Threadsap 10

• I'd say a little magic never hurt anyone but we all know that's a lie
• It's just fun to mess with people sometimes
• If they think I'm harmless they're in for a surprise
• I love playing with the threads of magic…
• I know how to keep my coven-mates in line
• This spell takes me back
• This is great for dealing with purse snatchers
• So I wanna play with my food a little, sue me
• You thought the cane was for show?
• I'm a witch, who knows what I'm gonna do!

Upgrading Granny Long Legs 10

• I'll let the bench do the work for me
• I don't know what to tell ya, it works
• Sometimes you just have one of those days and need to kick someone in the face
• Time to have some fun
• Best way to get around Central Park
• Why walk when you can ride
• This bench is gonna beat the hell outta 'em
• Can you believe they won't let me bring this on the subway?
• Sorry, this bench has a mind of its own sometimes.
• Keeping this bench in line is a fulltime job

Upgrading Baba's Brew 10

• Never was one for baking, but this on the other hand…
• Looks like I'm gonna have to get serious
• I'll give those tourists something to remember me by
• Nothing like a little on the fly alchemy…
• If you can't curse somebody with a drink, baked good, or piece of fruit can you really call yourself a witch worth remembering?
• Time to whip up the ol' special brew…
• They're about to learn a thing or two about witchcraft
• I love dusting off the classics
• Haven't had to do this in awhile.
• Mildred always said that this wouldn’t work, and that's how I knew it would work! Because Mildred is a no talent hack who couldn’t win a game of Bunko if her life depended on it.

Upgrading Feed The Birds 10

• My little birdies have work to do
• This isn't gonna help the crazy pigeon lady reputation
• Birds love me, what can I say
• Nobody threatens my city and gets away with it
• I'm tellin' ya, birds are more fun than people
• I don't know if you picked up on it, but I'm not exactly feeling subtle today
• Don't worry I brought friends
• I'm about to give them an unforgettable Central Park experience
• If you take care of the birds, the birds will take care of you.
• I can't wait to show these people what real magic looks like!

Upgrading an ability 10

• This is one of my favorite recipes.
• Oh I love teatime.
• If you can't enjoy a nice cup of tea, what’s the point of life
• With tea, timing is everything.
• I learned how to make the best tea.
• Hey Mildred, if your tea is so goddamn great, how come nobody wants to drink it
• I’m always cooking up something
• This always kills at tea club
• It’s not always reliable, but it is always fun.
• The secret is Jasmine, Earl Grey, a hint of lavender and a dash of malice.

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• Refreshed Using Refresher
• Colossus! Using Colossus
• I'll curse them! Using Curse
• Decay Using Decay
• Echo shard Using Echo Shard
• Ice blast Using Cold Front

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Unspent ability points 3

• I need to improve my powers
• I can upgrade my abilities
• Can't forget to train my powers

Warning 3

• They could be hiding anywhere…
• Gotta treat this place like central park after dark
• Maybe it's time to head back

Close call 5

• That was close
• That almost went bad
• Can't feed the birds if I'm dead
• Time to go, bench
• Alright, they're a little more dangerous than I thought

Congratulating 5

• Good job
• Nice work
• Good teamwork
• We gotta stick together
• We keep looking after each other we're gonna do fine

Hunting 3

• Just come out so I can turn you into a pigeon or something
• Damn it, where did they go
• They were right here!

Interrupting 5

• Stopped 'em
• Nice try buddy
• I don't think so
• That's not happening
• Not while I'm around

Last one standing 3

• Alright who wants to see some magic…
• If I gotta go out I'm going out in a blaze of glory
• New Yorkers don't give up

Leaving base 5

• Time to end the ritual
• The patron's time is now
• I can't let them finish this without me
• I'm coming, I'm coming!
• The ritual is almost complete

Leaving 3

• You're on your own
• I'll be back when I can
• I'm leaving

Near miss 5

• Almost had 'em
• Get back here!
• I see you again, you're dead
• That's right, run away
• I think they got the message

Outnumbered 3

• There's too many of 'em
• I don't like the math here
• There's a lot of 'em

Parrying 3

• You tryin' to mug me!
• Get your hands off me!
• Don't you touch me

Picking up souls 5

• Hey free souls
• I needed those souls
• I'm not leaving souls lying around
• Every soul counts
• Listen being a witch ain't' cheap

Picking up the Rejuvenator 3

• We have the rejuvenator!
• Good job getting the rejuvenator!
• Alright what do we do next?

An enemy uses Metal Skin 3

• They have metal skin
• You can't shoot 'em!
• Don't bother shooting 'em

Spotting souls 3

• There's souls over there
• Someone should get those souls
• I see souls

Shop reminder 12

• I should go pick something up at the shop
• I need to buy something
• I can get something at the store
• I can buy something new
• I wonder what I can get now
• Might be time to buy something
• Time to get something fancy
• The relic can change everything
• I can get something nice at the shop
• No point in saving any more
• Time to blow my life savings
• Let's spend those souls

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• threadsap's almost ready Threadsap almost ready
• Abrams's above us! Abrams above
• threadsap's on cooldown Threadsap not ready
• Let's take out Apollo. Attack Apollo
• bench is almost ready Granny Long Legs almost ready
• Let's take out Bebop. Attack Bebop

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