Baba voice lines

When picked 10

• There ain't no city like New York
• Oh I suppose I can't sit in Central Park forever
• I can't let my chess playing friend have all the fun
• My place is rent controlled. I'm not letting anything happen to it
• I'm tired of hearing people talk about urban decay being inevitable… you know what would stop urban decay? People giving a shit.
• You know who would stay home during the ritual? Mildred. And I'm no Mildred.
• Let me animate this bench, I'll be right there
• They think they know magic? Oh I'll show 'em some magic
• I'm not gonna let a couple of two bit cons and some kids with a glorified ouija board ruin Manhattan.
• New York is the greatest city in the world... It survived one maelstrom, it will survive another.

When swapped out 10

• Ritual or no ritual it's bunko night
• Sorry dearie, I have obligations to the Soho Coven
• I'm not putting my life on the line just to help some tourist get a wish for a souvenir
• "End of the world", people are so damn dramatic these days
• Every day's a gift, and I'm not wasting one of my last good ones running around with those yahoos
• Nah.
• Arthritis is a bitch, sorry
• I am helping… my taxes pay for the OSIC and they should be the ones handling this.
• Listen dearie, if I die during the ritual, who's going to feed the pigeons?
• Patron this, patron that. Listen, Lionel McLusky tried to summon the patrons before. It was stupid then, it's stupid now, everyone should just relax and eat a bagel.

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Baba and Billy

1. Billy Anyone gives you trouble, let me know, I'll cave their goddamn skull in.
2. Baba I don't know what I did to deserve such fierce loyalty.
3. Billy Listen, you may be an old hag, but anybody who wants to put hands on an octogenarian is gonna get what's coming to 'em.

Baba and Celeste

1. Baba You doing this to protect the Grove?
2. Celeste Naw, that's still hidden. This is about Lenny.
3. Baba Did he Lenny?
4. Celeste Big time.

Baba and Deadman Danny

1. Deadman Danny Why hello young lady!
2. Baba Oh shut up you bag of bones, leave me alone.
3. Deadman Danny Tough crowd.
4. Baba Tougher than you.
5. Deadman Danny There is no need for hostilities, I will leave you alone.

Baba and Haze

1. Baba I better get a tax refund.
2. Haze Excuse me?
3. Baba If you federal yahoos had this handled I wouldn't have to be here, so what the hell are my taxes being used for?
4. Haze Roads. Social services. International assassinations.
5. Baba I wanna refund.
6. Haze Noted.

Baba and Kelvin

1. Kelvin Are you sure you're up for this miss?
2. Baba If a deadman can complete the ritual, so can an old lady.
3. Kelvin I was just being-
4. Baba Rude is what you were being. Now apologize.
5. Kelvin I- I'm sorry.
6. Baba Alls forgiven.

Baba and Nurse Harrow

1. Nurse Harrow Don't be afraid, I have plenty of experience caring for the elderly.
2. Baba I don't need your help.
3. Nurse Harrow Of course not.
4. Baba Don't talk to me like I'm child
5. Nurse Harrow But I haven't even gotten to offer you a lolly yet
6. Baba Ha.ha. Shut up.

Baba and Paradox

1. Baba I'm a big fan of you guys.
2. Paradox Yeah?
3. Baba The world benefits from a little mischief. That being said you try to rob me I'll kill ya dead.
4. Paradox I'll keep that in mind.
5. Baba Kill. You. Dead.
6. Paradox Heard.

Baba and Rat King

1. Rat King You’re powerful
2. Baba I’m just an old lady
3. Rat King Bah, you’re a liar and you think I’m stupid… I’m not.
4. Baba Forgive me, I’m used to dealing with folks who wear blinders to the world.
5. Rat King That’s a lot of words to say "moron".
6. Baba No need to be cruel.
7. Rat King No… I have every reason to be cruel

Baba and Seven

1. Baba What you did to those people was unforgivable.
2. Seven Please. They tried to eradicate my soul and I merely destroyed their bodies. If anything I was magnanimous.
3. Baba Hmph.

Baba and Solomon

1. Solomon Think this is the first time I've seen you leave the park.
2. Baba Well it's the first time there's ever been something compelling enough to make me want to leave
3. Solomon Come on, like you weren't interested in the possessed Wendigo that was trapped in The Baroness.
4. Baba Eh, between The Baxter Society and The Doorman there was no need to step in

Baba and Victor

1. Victor It's brave of you to risk your final moments doing this instead of being surrounded by family.
2. Baba What the hell are you going on about?
3. Victor You're old. I just assume you have some terminal disease and you're doing this for a cure.
4. Baba I'm more alive than you, McStiches.
5. Victor Sorry I asked.

Baba and Violet

1. Baba Are you nervous dear?
2. Violet What gave it away?
3. Baba I don’t know: the wide eyes, the holding of your breath, the trembling hands…
4. Violet That’s all? I was worried you saw me throw up earlier
5. Baba I wasn’t going to say anything.

Baba and Viscous

1. Baba You're a long way from The Deep, hon.
2. Viscous And I have further to go to stop The Adversary.
3. Baba Well whaddya say we help move the ball today.
4. Viscous I can be a ball! You can move me!
5. Baba Great.

Baba and Billy

1. Baba Why are you smiling?
2. Billy I'm about to beat the shit out of people with the Central Park Pidgeon Lady, this is great.
3. Baba I didn't realize that I had a title.
4. Billy You're as much a New York institution as the Doomsayer on Park - hey you think that guy's here?
5. Baba Jerry? He better not show up if he knows what's good for him.
6. Billy This is even better than I hoped.

Baba and Celeste

1. Celeste What's the bird's name?
2. Baba Preston.
3. Celeste Is it just a bird or is it actually your nephew or something?
4. Baba Can you keep a secret?
5. Celeste Yeah.
6. Baba So can I.

Baba and Deadman Danny

1. Baba That contraption you're wearing is an abomination.
2. Deadman Danny Your bench has chicken legs.
3. Baba It's magic.
4. Deadman Danny Science is magic that’s reliable.
5. Baba Bah.

Baba and Haze

1. Baba I saw you in the park with your kid the other day.
2. Haze I don't have a kid.
3. Baba Whatever you say dearie.

Baba and Kelvin

1. Baba Whatever happened to that Ettrick fellow you wrote so much about?
2. Kelvin I… I don't know.
3. Baba You don't know or you don't want to know?
4. Kelvin The ritual is about to start.

Baba and Nurse Harrow

1. Baba You better not try to boss me around.
2. Nurse Harrow Don't act stupid and I won't feel compelled to.

Baba and Paradox

1. Baba You always run around in that thing?
2. Paradox Just on the job.
3. Baba That often?
4. Paradox Not really. Stealing something is probably what I spend the least amount of time doing. Heists are like 50% research 40% shopping and prep. 8% vacation time and 2% actual larceny.

Baba and Rat King

1. Rat King You may be a human, but at least you're a new yorker.
2. Baba Let's go find some tourists.

Baba and Seven

1. Seven You made a mistake joining this Ritual.
2. Baba I can look after my own life, thank you very much.
3. Seven For now, perhaps. But you're about to reveal your true power to New York. How long before the authorities decide you're too feeble and confused to wield your magic safely?

Baba and Solomon

1. Baba I'm excited to see you cut loose.
2. Solomon Oh, I don't know if I'll ever cut loose, but I will certainly be more aggressive than normal.
3. Baba Come on, Solomon live a little
4. Solomon Alright, alright, maybe a little.
5. Baba Atta boy.

Baba and Victor

1. Baba You get around SoHo much?
2. Victor Not really. Should I?
3. Baba I got a tattoo guy there that might be able to help you. Good kid. Used to work for the coven, but has his own shop now - The Wizard's Sleeve or something like that. Anyway, If those markings mean anything, he'll know.
4. Victor I'll check it out assuming we survive.
5. Baba Tell him I sent ya. He'll be an asshole if you don't.
6. Victor Thanks.

Baba and Violet

1. Violet You lived through the last Maelstrom, right?
2. Baba I did.
3. Violet Got any advice?
4. Baba Go with it.
5. Violet That's… not very helpful.
6. Baba It will be. Trust me.

Baba and Viscous

1. Viscous Can I sit on your bench?
2. Baba No.
3. Viscous But there's room.
4. Baba This bench seats two, me and the pigeon.
5. Viscous Aww.
6. Baba You're not making me feel bad about this goo boy.

Baba and Billy

1. Billy Is it true that you threw a brick at the mayor when he was jogging in Central Park?
2. Baba My lawyer told me to not talk about any hypothetical throwing of construction materials.
3. Billy You are even cooler than I thought.
4. Baba Damn right.

Baba and Celeste

1. Celeste Heard you threw a rock at the mayor.
2. Baba It was a brick. Allegedly.

Baba and Deadman Danny

1. Baba Your boss is a real piece of shit.
2. Deadman Danny Maximillian Fairfax is a gentlemen, a genius, and the hero of our century.
3. Baba Maximillian? What happened to Walter?
4. Deadman Danny He's dead.
5. Baba When did that happen?
6. Deadman Danny About 10 years after his son took over the company.
7. Baba Huh.

Baba and Haze

1. Baba Marlowe retired yet?
2. Haze How do you know Marlowe?
3. Baba The old boogeyman doesn’t talk about me? I'm hurt.
4. Haze Seriously, how do you know him?
5. Baba That's something you'll have to ask the man yourself

Baba and Kelvin

1. Baba I'm onto you.
2. Kelvin What?
3. Baba You have all notes, but none of the music…
4. Kelvin What are you going on about.
5. Baba I don't think you're Kelvin.
6. Kelvin You're mad.
7. Baba Maybe. Maybe not.

Baba and Nurse Harrow

1. Baba First time summoning the patrons?
2. Nurse Harrow It's the only time someone's tried to summon the patrons.
3. Baba Yeah ok.

Baba and Paradox

1. Baba So what do you do when you're not stealing things? Just lounge around some castle in Scotland?
2. Paradox That and cuddling highland cows.
3. Baba Not bad work if you can get it.
4. Paradox Oh, my life rules.

Baba and Rat King

1. Baba And how are you doing your Highness?
2. Rat King You makin' fun of me?
3. Baba No. I feel like you setting your sights on Long Island instead of Manhattan was quite magnanimous and I appreciate it.
4. Rat King I pride myself on ruling tough but fair.
5. Baba As all monarchs should.

Baba and Seven

1. Baba If you're so smart, why do you even need the Patron's help?
2. Seven It's not a matter of need, it's a matter of opportunity. They are a resource to be exploited.
3. Baba Not sure they'd appreciate hearing that.
4. Seven They know exactly what I want and why. Now the ones hiding their motivations? Those are the people that need to tread softly.

Baba and Solomon

1. Solomon How's Mildred?
2. Baba Mildred… are you trying to get me worked up?
3. Solomon I don't think a little fire would be bad.
4. Baba Well stop it.
5. Solomon Mildred wouldn’t be bothered by that.
6. Baba Shut up.

Baba and Victor

1. Baba For what it's worth, you're your own person.
2. Victor I'm a shambling mass of dead people. I'm about the furthest thing from being my own person as someone can be.
3. Baba We're all just bits and pieces of everybody that came before us.
4. Victor I think there's a big difference...
5. Baba Maybe. Listen, can I give you some advice?
6. Victor Sure.
7. Baba You're you. And if you ever feel some other soul come knocking on that body of yours, promise me you'll fight it with everything you've got.
8. Victor I don't-
9. Baba Promise me.
10. Victor Okay, okay, I promise.

Baba and Violet

1. Baba Your parents know you're here?
2. Violet I'm a little old to worry about what my parents think.
3. Baba But you do. Do they know?
4. Violet No… I haven't talked to them in years. But even if I was I wouldn't want to scare them.
5. Baba It should scare you.
6. Violet Don't worry, it does

Baba and Viscous

1. Viscous How old are you?
2. Baba Never ask a lady her age.
3. Viscous Does that mean you want me to guess?
4. Baba It means I want you to shut up.
5. Viscous I can't tell which one of us was being rude.
6. Baba We both were. Now focus on the ritual, Viscous.

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• That should knock 'em down a peg Ending someone's streak
• What idiot trusted him to protect the Tome Killing Abrams
• Oh this takes me back Any kill
• The apple doesn't fall far from the tree. Killing Apollo
• You think your money makes you better than me? Killing a rich enemy
• We'll find a different way to help Shelly. Killing Bebop

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• Abrams is going in! Abrams: big stun
• They took out Apollo! Apollo dies in lane
• Bebop grabbed them Bebop: far hook
• They took out Billy! Billy dies in lane
• They took out Calico! Calico dies in lane
• They took out Celeste! Celeste dies in lane

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• They have the rejuvenator An enemy takes the Rejuvenator
• I need help with the detective Abrams is hard to kill
• Bebooop! Bebop: hooked
• Look out for the black hole! Dynamo: charges
• Look out for the owl! Grey Talon: see missile
• I know all your tricks Haze, but you don't know all of mine. Haze: kill when invisible

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• Gotcha! Using Threadsap
• Let's go! Using Granny Long Legs
• Actions have consequences Using Baba's Brew
• God I love birds… Using Feed The Birds
• Time to brew something special… Using an ability
• You wanna pick on an old lady? Using Threadsap at low health

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• Refreshed Using Refresher
• Colossus! Using Colossus
• I'll curse them! Using Curse
• Decay Using Decay
• Echo shard Using Echo Shard
• Ice blast Using Cold Front

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• I need to improve my powers Unspent ability points
• They could be hiding anywhere… Warning
• That was close Close call
• Good job Congratulating
• Just come out so I can turn you into a pigeon or something Hunting
• Stopped 'em Interrupting

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• threadsap's almost ready Threadsap almost ready
• Abrams's above us! Abrams above
• threadsap's on cooldown Threadsap not ready
• Let's take out Apollo. Attack Apollo
• bench is almost ready Granny Long Legs almost ready
• Let's take out Bebop. Attack Bebop

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