Calico voice lines

• It's important to surround yourself with disposable, I mean good, people. When picked
• I have business to attend to. When swapped out
• It was smart to ask for my help. When picked
• Might as well catalogue the items for next week's auction. When swapped out
• Greatness is a prison. When picked
• I'm not mad, just disappointed. When swapped out

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Calico and Abrams

1. Abrams You gonna leave me hanging?
2. Calico Detective, I'm very good at my job and I assume that between the two of us we should have little trouble dispatching our enemies. But if things go wrong, then yes, I am absolutely going to leave you to die.
3. Abrams Wasn't expecting that much honesty.
4. Calico Life's full of surprises.

Calico and Apollo

1. Apollo I like your cat.
2. Calico Of course you do, she's fabulous.

Calico and Bebop

1. Calico You're a good little boy that does what he's told aren't you
2. Bebop More or less.
3. Calico How dreadfully boring.

Calico and Celeste

1. Calico I know people who would pay a lot of money for that horn of yours.
2. Celeste Please stop talking to me.
3. Calico I'm just trying to make conversation, no need to be rude.
4. Celeste I said please.

Calico and Drifter

1. Drifter I see the Baxter society is sending their B team to help me.
2. Calico I'm not with the Baxter Society anymore.
3. Drifter How could I forget, you're a scary killer now.
4. Calico Mind your tone.
5. Drifter Stop pretending like you're gonna do a damn thing about my tone.
6. Calico Not today at least.

Calico and Dynamo

1. Calico Professor, you've spent time at the Black Chateau correct?
2. Dynamo How do you know that?
3. Calico It's my job to keep abreast of interesting people.
4. Dynamo I'm not that interesting.
5. Calico I disagree.
6. Dynamo Well that's rather unnerving now isn't it?

Calico and Graves

1. Graves You look familiar.
2. Calico I'm fairly infamous.
3. Graves No I've seen you before, and not on the news.
4. Calico God, I didn't murder your parents in front of you did I.
5. Graves Nono, they're alive - I know: you were at their Christmas party last year.
6. Calico I went to a lot of parties.
7. Graves It was at Whiteside and Graves
8. Calico That’s right, I killed one of their clients before dessert. Small world.

Calico and Grey Talon

1. Calico You're looking good Wesley.
2. Grey Talon We both know that's a lie.
3. Calico I'm sorry I didn't come to the funeral, it didn't seem appropriate for me to -
4. Grey Talon I understand. You being here now means more.

Calico and Haze

1. Calico Do you know who I am?
2. Haze I do.
3. Calico Do you want to talk about it, or is this just going to be awkward.
4. Haze I'm going to kill you before the day is out, so making small talk seems a little pointless.
5. Calico There's that classic sandman charm.

Calico and Holliday

1. Holliday Cute cat, what's her name?
2. Calico Ava.
3. Holliday You think it's safe bringing her out here?
4. Calico Don't worry about us, Sheriff - we'll be fine.

Calico and Infernus

1. Calico You don't look happy to work with me
2. Infernus What can I say, I value loyalty.

Calico and Kelvin

1. Calico Looking for one last adventure?
2. Kelvin Hopefully this isn’t the last.

Calico and Lady Geist

1. Calico You know, after I finished my first contract killing, I celebrated by buying one of your late husband's paintings.
2. Lady Geist Which painting?
3. Calico Die Zitadelle
4. Lady Geist Oh, I love that one.
5. Calico Well know that it has gone to a loving home.

Calico and Lash

1. Lash So you're the crazy cat lady.
2. Calico And you're the boorish pit fighter.
3. Lash Lady, if The Lash is anything, it's not boring.

Calico and McGinnis

1. McGinnis Where do I know you?
2. Calico I have one of those faces.
3. McGinnis Are you a friend of Max's
4. Calico Something like that.

Calico and Mina

1. Calico You're Mina Ha right?
2. Mina Obviously.
3. Calico You've done some amazing collections.
4. Mina Some?
5. Calico Fashion week wasn't kind to you last year.
6. Mina *sigh* Don't remind me.

Calico and Mirage

1. Mirage You're the woman with no honor, yes?
2. Calico That feels rather harsh.
3. Mirage You betrayed everything you believed in.
4. Calico No, I left a job that wasn't paying me what I was worth.
5. Mirage You used to save people and now you kill them for money.
6. Calico I also used to not have a yacht and now I do, what's your point?
7. Mirage You're a lost cause.
8. Calico Cheers.

Calico and Mo & Krill

1. Calico Krill. Maurice.
2. Mo & Krill A pleasure to see you again Calico.
3. Calico I hope you boys have been staying out of trouble?
4. Mo & Krill As much as we can in our line of work.
5. Calico I'm grateful that our interests align today.
6. Mo & Krill As are we.

Calico and Pocket

1. Calico You're looking healthy.
2. Pocket Go to hell.

Calico and Rem

1. Rem Can I please eat your cat?
2. Calico No.
3. Rem I saId please!
4. Calico I don't care. Touch my cat, and she'll be eating you.

Calico and Seven

1. Calico I see we like to travel inconspicuously….
2. Seven Well aren't we clever.
3. Calico Oh lighten up.
4. Seven And here I thought I was supposed to be working with a professional.

Calico and Shiv

1. Shiv Traitor.
2. Calico Please, I didn't betray you. You weren't even in the Baxter Society before my departure.
3. Shiv You sullied our name.
4. Calico "our name"? Shiv, pretend all you like but you'll never be one of them.

Calico and Silver

1. Silver So you're Calico, surprised we never met.
2. Calico I'm not.
3. Silver What's that supposed to mean?
4. Calico You track down delinquents, I kill heads of state. The venn diagram isn't exactly a circle.
5. Silver Venn diagrams are circles you snooty bitch.

Calico and The Doorman

1. The Doorman Lovely to see you again Miss Calico.
2. Calico You look like you haven't aged a day.
3. The Doorman I haven't.
4. Calico You need to tell me your secret.
5. The Doorman That would spoil the fun.
6. Calico You're terrible.
7. The Doorman You wouldn't have it any other way

Calico and Venator

1. Calico Oh this should be entertaining.
2. Venator I'm not looking to chit chat with a murderer.
3. Calico What, so you never talk to your fellow Venators?
4. Venator Don’t try to equivocate with me, Calico.
5. Calico You have no moral high ground.
6. Venator Wrong. I have no illusions that my hands are clean, but at least when innocent people die by my hand it's not because I'm looking to make a dollar.
7. Calico You assume that the people I kill are innocent.
8. Venator Don't pretend that you bother to check

Calico and Victor

1. Victor Keep the cat away from me.
2. Calico I didn't realize I was supposed to take orders from you.
3. Victor I'm not trying to be an asshole, but if the cat pulls my stitches it's bad for all of us.
4. Calico Ava… be nice to the paranoid corpse for mommy.
5. Victor Thanks.

Calico and Vindicta

1. Calico Hey Vindicta, would you mind doing me a favor?
2. Vindicta Depends on the favor I suppose
3. Calico No ones taking contracts out on members of the Friends of Humanity because they know if they wait long enough you'll just kill them for free. Would you mind easing up a bit and leaving some for the rest of us.
4. Vindicta The economic woes of assassins are not particularly my concern. Hathorne and his little marry band of bigots will die at my leisure.

Calico and Vyper

1. Vyper It's nice to finally get to work with someone like me.
2. Calico I'm nothing like you.
3. Vyper Come on, we're a couple of tough broads that kill people for money.
4. Calico I kill people for money. You kill people for a pack of cigarettes and a hot meal, we're not the same.
5. Vyper Sounding a little classist there C.
6. Calico No I'm sounding a lot classist because I'm nothing like you.

Calico and Yamato

1. Calico If the 7th Moon ever needs assistance, my rates are rather reasonable
2. Yamato I don't need your help Calico.
3. Calico Suit yourself.

Calico and Abrams

1. Abrams Heard you were in the Baxter Society.
2. Calico You heard correct.
3. Abrams Why'd you get kicked out.
4. Calico I left.
5. Abrams That's not the story going around.
6. Calico I see we're not letting the truth get in the way of a good story, are we Detective.
7. Abrams Just saying what I heard.

Calico and Apollo

1. Apollo Why did you leave the Baxter Society?
2. Calico Idealisim didn't suit me.
3. Apollo Father says loyalty is everything.
4. Calico Why wouldn't he say that, he has power and wants to keep people in line.

Calico and Bebop

1. Calico If you're half as good as people say you are you should be working as an assassin, not a pit fighter.
2. Bebop I'm not interested in killing people for money.
3. Calico But your perfectly fine putting people in the hospital for money.
4. Bebop It's an arbitrary, yet distinct line.
5. Calico Suit yourself.

Calico and Celeste

1. Calico I don’t know how you do it.
2. Celeste It didn’t come naturally, it took a lot of practice.
3. Calico I'm not talking about your act, I'm talking about you coming home covered in glitter, it's wretched stuff.
4. Celeste Oh.

Calico and Drifter

1. Calico Here to torment the Jeffries family?
2. Drifter Everyone needs a hobby.
3. Calico It's been 3 generations.
4. Drifter Which I'd say is a testament to how satisfying it is.

Calico and Dynamo

1. Calico Your wife's name is Marla, correct?
2. Dynamo Why do you know my wife's name.
3. Calico You don't need to worry about that now, we have bigger problems.
4. Dynamo Don't tell me what I need to worry about.
5. Calico She's safe, Professor. Trust me.

Calico and Graves

1. Calico That a lich hand?
2. Graves Yeah. You gonna give me a lecture on how it's a bad idea to carry it?
3. Calico I mean it is a terrible idea, but who am I to get in the way of someone's self destruction.

Calico and Grey Talon

1. Calico How awkward is this going to be?
2. Grey Talon How awkward do you want to make it.
3. Calico I'm good with uncomfortable silence?
4. Grey Talon Great.

Calico and Haze

1. Calico What would Marlowe say if he saw us right now?
2. Haze That my restraint is super human.
3. Calico You're a fun one, I like you.

Calico and Holliday

1. Holliday Rumor is you were in The Baxter Society.
2. Calico I was.
3. Holliday You ever hear of something called The Troubadour?
4. Calico Enough to know to stay away from it.

Calico and Infernus

1. Infernus You threw away a good life.
2. Calico You don't know anything about my life.
3. Infernus Maybe. But I know that the moment you think killing people for money is a viable midlife crisis you've the lost the goddamn plot.

Calico and Kelvin

1. Kelvin I'm not sure you should have brought your cat here.
2. Calico Oh don't worry about Ava, she'll be fine.

Calico and Lady Geist

1. Lady Geist How long are you in town for?
2. Calico Oh, I'll probably stay a couple extra nights before heading home. Why do you ask?
3. Lady Geist I was wondering if you'd like to go to a wine tasting.
4. Calico What a kind offer, I'd love to.
5. Lady Geist Wonderful, we'll schedule a time after we kill some people.
6. Calico Sounds good.

Calico and Lash

1. Lash So what makes you a high class assassin, you keep your pinky out when you're killing someone?
2. Calico That's surprisingly clever Lash, I didn't think you had that in you.
3. Lash There's a lot you don't know about me.
4. Calico Oh I don't know about that, I imagine yours is a rather shallow pool
5. Lash Let's get a drink later and find out.
6. Calico You know what: why not.
7. Lash Well what are we waiting for, let's go kill a god.

Calico and McGinnis

1. Calico I assume subtlety isn't your thing?
2. McGinnis You're very astute.

Calico and Mina

1. Calico Mina, could you design me a dress?
2. Mina I don't know, can you afford it?
3. Calico I think I can manage, yes.

Calico and Mirage

1. Calico Enjoying New York?
2. Mirage I haven't had a chance to see much, but what I have has been pleasant.
3. Calico Well it's a wonderful city, if you want to go to a museum or something after we kill everyone let me know.
4. Mirage You are surprisingly affable.
5. Calico I choose to take that as a compliment.

Calico and Mo & Krill

1. Calico Thank you for taking care of -
2. Mo & Krill It was a privilege. I'm sorry we couldn't do more.
3. Calico No one could prevent today from happening.
4. Mo & Krill I suppose that's true.
5. Calico You're good men.
6. Mo & Krill Close enough

Calico and Pocket

1. Pocket You tried to kill me.
2. Calico I shot you, I didn't try to kill you.
3. Pocket The hell you didn't. A quarter inch to the right and that bullet would've been square in my heart.
4. Calico Yes. I'm not that good, you're just that lucky.

Calico and Rem

1. Rem giggles
2. Calico Is something funny?
3. Rem Ava has silly dreams.
4. Calico You can see her dreams?
5. Rem You can't?
6. Calico After the ritual, you will tell me everything.

Calico and Seven

1. Seven How does it feel to be the black sheep of The Baxter Society?
2. Calico If I cared what they thought I wouldn't have left, now would I?
3. Seven Oh you are an exceptional liar.

Calico and Shiv

1. Calico So who had you pay The Price? Wesley?
2. Shiv Mira.
3. Calico Ugh. Mira Al-din, that's a lady who might have to have an accident soon.
4. Shiv Anything happens to her I'm coming for you.
5. Calico Yes, yes, loyalty and all that. Look, I'm just saying, that woman is terrible.
6. Shiv Yeah, she is rather unpleasant, but if anything strange happens to her you are dead.
7. Calico Understood.

Calico and Silver

1. Calico Ava doesn’t like you.
2. Silver Who's Ava?
3. Calico My cat.
4. Silver So no one important.
5. Calico Watch your tongue.
6. Silver She's a pet, not some titan of industry.
7. Calico Ignore her Ava, she's an idiot.

Calico and The Doorman

1. The Doorman So are you just in New York for the ritual? Or do you have… professional interests in town.
2. Calico Personal, not professional.
3. The Doorman Ah seeing old friends?
4. Calico I suppose it is a bit of a reunion of sorts.

Calico and Venator

1. Calico It's been a while Father.
2. Venator Not long enough.
3. Calico Oh come on, we worked well together.
4. Venator That was before you became a monster.

Calico and Victor

1. Calico How sentimental are you?
2. Victor Excuse me?
3. Calico Like hypothetically if part of you belonged to someone I murdered would that be a problem?
4. Victor Did you?
5. Calico It's not like I can see your legs how should I know.
6. Victor We're talking after the ritual.

Calico and Vindicta

1. Vindicta You're one of Wesley's friends, right?
2. Calico We were colleagues.
3. Vindicta He spoke highly of you.
4. Calico Somehow I doubt it.
5. Vindicta You can be disappointed in someone and still hold them in esteem.

Calico and Vyper

1. Vyper Ya know when I was in the joint I heard stories about you.
2. Calico I didn't realize my exploits were things of New Jersey lore.
3. Vyper Not New Jersey, Wisconsin - lots of assassins in Wisconsin.
4. Calico Why?
5. Vyper Safehouses are cheap in in Milwaukee? I don't know, the point is word on the street is that you do sloppy work.
6. Calico Excuse me?
7. Vyper Something about a hit that went bad? I don't remember all the details, Wisconsin hooch is top shelf.

Calico and Yamato

1. Yamato Tell me the name of your cat.
2. Calico That sounded less like a question and more like an order.
3. Yamato Speaks Japanese

Calico and Abrams

1. Calico You come highly regarded Detective.
2. Abrams Really.
3. Calico Honest men are hard to come by. They tend to stick out even if they weren't a blue wall of muscle.

Calico and Apollo

1. Calico I'd like to meet your father.
2. Apollo As a general rule he doesn't break bread with assassins
3. Calico That's why I'm asking you to facilitate the introduction.
4. Apollo Why would I put him at risk.
5. Calico Risk? I'm a great person to know.
6. Apollo Until someone hires you to kill him.
7. Calico A perfectly reasonable concern. Hopefully you'll see things differently after today.

Calico and Bebop

1. Bebop If I bring them to us, can you finish them off?
2. Calico It would be my pleasure.

Calico and Celeste

1. Celeste Hey, I'm Celeste.
2. Calico I'm Calico, this is Ava.
3. Celeste Nice to meet you. So what do you do?
4. Calico For fun or for work
5. Celeste Fun.
6. Calico Wine tasting. I'm working on my sommelier certification.
7. Celeste Fancy. What about for work?
8. Calico Contract killing.
9. Celeste Oh. That's…. Great.

Calico and Drifter

1. Calico Quit looking at my cat.
2. Drifter It's a remarkably ugly cat, I can't help it.

Calico and Dynamo

1. Dynamo Calico is a fairly unique name
2. Calico Yes, I'm exactly who you think I am. No I don't feel bad about leaving the Baxter Society. Killing people for money is insanely lucrative. I sleep well at night. Her name is Ava.
3. Dynamo That…. That pretty much covers everything.
4. Calico Very good.

Calico and Graves

1. Graves I like your ugly cat.
2. Calico She's not ugly.
3. Graves Look, I think she's great - but objectively she's ugly as sin.

Calico and Grey Talon

1. Calico Can we get the lecture over with?
2. Grey Talon I don't have many breaths left, Calico… I'm certainly not going to waste them on your problems.

Calico and Haze

1. Calico Hope you put up more of a fight than the last Sandman I met on the job.
2. Haze You'll find out real soon.
3. Calico I suppose I will, won't I.

Calico and Holliday

1. Calico You're not much of a talker, are you.
2. Holliday No.
3. Calico God, you and Wesley would get along famously.

Calico and Infernus

1. Infernus I feel sorry for you Calico.
2. Calico Is this the part where you try to coax me back to the light.
3. Infernus No, as a bartender part of my job is to be quiet when people are hellbent on destroying themselves. Sucks to watch though.
4. Calico I'm not interested in your judgement or your pity.
5. Infernus Well you get both anyway.

Calico and Kelvin

1. Calico Kelvin, may I ask you a question?
2. Kelvin Of course.
3. Calico You're not as sanctimonious as you are in your book are you?
4. Kelvin Which one?
5. Calico "In Search of the Tyrant Skull".
6. Kelvin People say that was me at my most humble.
7. Calico Oh dear.
8. Kelvin Oh dear? What do you mean oh dear?
9. Calico Oh, look the ritual's starting, let's chat later.

Calico and Lady Geist

1. Lady Geist I'm grateful to be paired with you.
2. Calico Why is that?
3. Lady Geist I was worried that the Patron would put me with a neanderthal who barely knows how to bathe themselves. But instead I am working with a woman of quality.
4. Calico That is kind of you to say.
5. Lady Geist Well, I mean it.

Calico and Lash

1. Lash People say you're the most dangerous woman on the planet, is that true?
2. Calico Most people I fight end up dead, so it's a reasonable hypothesis
3. Lash Oh I can't wait to watch you work.
4. Calico That assumes you're able to keep up with me
5. Lash I guess we'll see won't we.

Calico and McGinnis

1. Calico You're Maggie McGinnis
2. McGinnis Do I know you?
3. Calico No, but I'm very familiar with you
4. McGinnis The way you're saying that makes me nervous.
5. Calico You have nothing to worry about today.
6. McGinnis Today?
7. Calico The ritual's starting.

Calico and Mina

1. Mina You look familiar.
2. Calico I think we met at a Kelsey Evans party a few years ago.
3. Mina That was the boat one, right?
4. Calico Yes with the horrible canapes.
5. Mina I can't speak for the food, I only drink blood.
6. Calico Right, well you weren’t missing much, but nice to meet you again.

Calico and Mirage

1. Calico I feel like I've seen you before.
2. Mirage I don't recall us meeting.
3. Calico I know what it is, you were at the summit in Cologne last year.
4. Mirage That's right, how did yo- you're the one who assassinated Sigfreid aren't you.
5. Calico Sigfreid was allegedly assassinated; there were no witnesses so who knows, maybe he slit his throat shaving.

Calico and Mo & Krill

1. Mo & Krill Your ward is looking ravishing as always.
2. Calico You flatter her, but she does doesn’t she.
3. Mo & Krill There are cats. There are queens. And then there is Ava.

Calico and Pocket

1. Pocket When this is over are you going to try to kill me?
2. Calico Why would I do that?
3. Pocket To finish the job
4. Calico I'm not the person you need to be worried about
5. Pocket Yeah? Who is?
6. Calico A lady never tells.

Calico and Rem

1. Rem So Calico, what do you do for a job? Are you a fireman, or a school teacher, or a cat groomer?
2. Calico I'm an assassin.
3. Rem What's an assassinin?
4. Calico I kill people for money.
5. Rem I don't think I should talk to you.
6. Calico Not the worst idea.

Calico and Seven

1. Calico Don't we make for a splendid pair of Judas's
2. Seven I was the one betrayed.
3. Calico Come now, it's just us girls, you can be honest.
4. Seven Be silent.

Calico and Shiv

1. Calico Look at you turning a new leaf.
2. Shiv I'm not the only one who's changed.
3. Calico Please, I haven't changed, I've just recognized my value.

Calico and Silver

1. Calico Contract killing pays better than bounty hunting, you know.
2. Silver I'm not interested in a career change.
3. Calico There's not much of a difference.
4. Silver There's a fairly large one.
5. Calico Oh come on, how often do you take the "or alive" part seriously?
6. Silver It's happened.

Calico and The Doorman

1. Calico If something happens to me can you take care of Ava?
2. The Doorman In the unlikely event of it being necessary, she will be treated like a queen at The Baroness.
3. Calico Thank you.
4. The Doorman My pleasure.

Calico and Venator

1. Venator Seeing you dote on that cat is nauseating.
2. Calico I'm a multifaceted individual, Father. I'm allowed to show affection.
3. Venator You and I both know that for the right price you'd slit her throat.
4. Calico Cover your ears Ava, the bad man has no idea what he's talking about

Calico and Victor

1. Calico You need my help.
2. Victor I'm fine.
3. Calico That wasn't a question, I'm telling you that you need my help.
4. Victor Why? What do you know?
5. Calico Speak to me after the ritual… you're in more danger than you know.

Calico and Vindicta

1. Vindicta How long have you had your familiar.
2. Calico We go back a long ways, don't we Ava.
3. Vindicta She seems fond of you.
4. Calico Who wouldn't be, I'm incredibly charming.

Calico and Vyper

1. Vyper 3 bucks for your cat.
2. Calico She's not for sale.
3. Vyper Tell ya what, I'll bump it up to a crisp lincoln.
4. Calico Vyper, there are some who may find your pathetic nature endearing. I am not one of them. So let me lay down ground rules. If you touch my cat, I'll take your hand. If you hurt my cat, I'll kill you. And if for some pruno addled reason you decide that it's a good idea to steal my cat, you will pray for a death that will not come.
5. Vyper I like the way you threaten people C, we're gonna be best friends I can tell.

Calico and Yamato

1. Calico People seem to be afraid of you.
2. Yamato Only if they're smart.
3. Calico I think I'm going to like working you.

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• Remember your place. Ending someone's streak
• The brute's down! Killing Abrams
• Dropped one. Any kill
• That's what you get for stepping out of your ivory tower. Killing Apollo
• You tried, Professor, that has to count for something. Kill dynano
• The scrap golem is no more. Killing Bebop

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• Thanks for the assist, Dynamo. Ally dynano big blackhole
• Support Abrams! Abrams: big stun
• I needed that, Professor. Ally dynano clutch heal
• They took out Apollo! Apollo dies in lane
• Professor. Ally dynano pass on zipline
• They took out the Pigeon Lady! Baba dies in lane

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• Here comes Dynamo. Enemy dynano charges
• Help me kill the detective! Abrams is hard to kill
• They have the Rejuvenator! An enemy takes the Rejuvenator
• Bebop has me! Bebop: hooked
• Look out for the owl! Grey Talon: see missile
• Nice try, Haze. Haze: kill when invisible

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• Enjoy. Using Gloom Bombs
• Leaping! Using Leaping Slash
• Let's go for a walk, Ava… Using Ava
• Adieu. Using Return to Shadows
• I can still kill them. Using Gloom Bombs at low health
• It's now or never… Using Leaping Slash at low health

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• Refreshing abilities! Using Refresher
• Colossus! Using Colossus
• Curse! Using Curse
• Decay! Using Decay
• Echo shard! Using Echo Shard
• Ice blast! Using Cold Front

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• You're all incompetent! Angry
• Can't forget to upgrade my powers. Unspent ability points
• I may want to get back to the group… Warning
• That could have been a calamity. Close call
• How didn't I account for this… Worried
• You played your part well. Congratulating

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• Gloom's almost ready. Gloom Bombs almost ready
• Abrams is almost back. Abrams almost respawn
• Gloom's not ready. Gloom Bombs not ready
• Apollo is almost back. Apollo almost respawn
• Slash is almost ready. Leaping Slash almost ready
• The Pigeon Lady's missing. Baba missing

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