Calico voice lines

When picked 10

• It's important to surround yourself with disposable, I mean good, people.
• It was smart to ask for my help.
• Greatness is a prison.
• I always get what I want… you'll see.
• Let's get this show on the road, shall we?
• What better way to show off my product than to kill a God?
• Hello darlings…
• My my, what a lovely group of miscreants we have.
• It's about time someone adds some class around here.
• I think you'll find I'm perfectly agreeable as long as you do what I say.

When swapped out 10

• I have business to attend to.
• Might as well catalogue the items for next week's auction.
• I'm not mad, just disappointed.
• Philistine.
• Take a good look at what a fool looks like, Ava…
• You don't expect me to sit around and wait for you to come to your senses, do you?
• It's like I told my son: you are free to make all the horrible decisions you'd like.
• I would have handed you victory.
• Perhaps I overestimated you.
• You've made a grievous error.

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Calico and Abrams

1. Abrams You gonna leave me hanging?
2. Calico Detective, I'm very good at my job and I assume that between the two of us we should have little trouble dispatching our enemies. But if things go wrong, then yes, I am absolutely going to leave you to die.
3. Abrams Wasn't expecting that much honesty.
4. Calico Life's full of surprises.

Calico and Apollo

1. Apollo I like your cat.
2. Calico Of course you do, she's fabulous.

Calico and Bebop

1. Calico You're a good little boy that does what he's told aren't you
2. Bebop More or less.
3. Calico How dreadfully boring.

Calico and Celeste

1. Calico I know people who would pay a lot of money for that horn of yours.
2. Celeste Please stop talking to me.
3. Calico I'm just trying to make conversation, no need to be rude.
4. Celeste I said please.

Calico and Drifter

1. Drifter I see the Baxter society is sending their B team to help me.
2. Calico I'm not with the Baxter Society anymore.
3. Drifter How could I forget, you're a scary killer now.
4. Calico Mind your tone.
5. Drifter Stop pretending like you're gonna do a damn thing about my tone.
6. Calico Not today at least.

Calico and Dynamo

1. Calico Professor, you've spent time at the Black Chateau correct?
2. Dynamo How do you know that?
3. Calico It's my job to keep abreast of interesting people.
4. Dynamo I'm not that interesting.
5. Calico I disagree.
6. Dynamo Well that's rather unnerving now isn't it?

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Ending someone's streak 1

• Remember your place.

Any kill 10

• Dropped one.
• They're down.
• Another one's down.
• Too easy.
• I could do this all day.
• Where's the challenge?
• Dead.
• I expected more from them…
• They must feel so disappointed…
• I am peerless.

Kill dynano 5

• You tried, Professor, that has to count for something.
• Academics always think they're more important than they are.
• A thousand travel books aren't worth one real trip, Dynamo… you never had a chance.
• We have nothing to fear from Dynamo.
• I took care of the Professor.

Killing a rich enemy 1

• That just made my day.

On a big kill streak 3

• I could kill them all day…
• I don't know what people are talking about, subjugating your enemies is rather easy, isn't it?
• Welcome to the age of Calico.

On a kill streak 3

• This will go so much easier if you just accept your fate.
• And this is what success looks like.
• I hold myself to the highest standards.

Starting a kill streak 5

• A new era is coming.
• I am superior.
• This is even easier than I expected.
• Hm. I thought they'd put up a fight, I guess I can be wrong.
• They really are rather pathetic, aren't they?

Melee kill 5

• Insolent wretch.
• The nerve of some people…
• Swine.
• You have no idea how far out of your league you are…
• How base.

Revenge kill 1

• I live for revenge.

Abrams 5

• The brute's down!
• Abrams, you picked a fight you never were going to win.
• All mountains crumble eventually.
• You're stronger than me… but you're not better than me.
• I expected that to be tougher….

Apollo 5

• That's what you get for stepping out of your ivory tower.
• Your father can't protect you here, Apollo.
• Well, that will garner some unwanted attention.
• Did you see that, Ava? Mommy killed a prince.
• I hate that I killed a royal for free.

Bebop 5

• The scrap golem is no more.
• We don't need to worry about Bebop.
• Took down Bebop.
• Keep your hooks off my friends…
• Your creator should have built a more competent son.

Billy 5

• I took down Billy.
• What an odious person.
• We get it, Billy, you're very angry.
• And so goes another American intellectual.
• I'm not getting killed by an idiot with a goat head.

Celeste 5

• I stopped the unicorn.
• I dealt with Celeste.
• I'm not impressed Celeste.
• She might be the gaudiest practitioner of magic I've ever seen.
• Too much glitter, Celeste, too much glitter.

Drifter 5

• I succeeded where Wesley failed.
• You can take the girl out of the Baxter Society…
• You're welcome, Wesley.
• I stopped The Drifter.
• Well look at me living up to the Society's ideals.

Graves 5

• Nothing personal, Ms. Graves.
• I probably did her a favor.
• Better to die at my hand than whatever the lich has planned for her.
• Ugh, liches are wretched business.
• I'm not going to worry about the hand, that's Graves' problem not mine.

Grey Talon 5

• Grey Talon's down.
• Stopped the archer.
• You forced my hand, Wesley.
• The Baxter Society will morn him. As will I.
• You're a relic of a bygone era, Talon.

Haze 5

• Took down haze!
• You aren't the first person who's tried to kill me, Haze.
• The OSIC needs to stay out of my affairs.
• The assassin has been dealt with.
• It would seem that your talents are overblown.

Holliday 5

• If you can't stop me what chance do you have against The Troubadour?
• You should have stayed in whatever backwater town you came from.
• Holliday, your grandfather would be rolling in his grave.
• You weren't ready for this fight, Holliday.
• A smalltown sheriff couldn’t accomplish what Scotland Yard has been trying to do for years, surprise surprise.

Infernus 5

• Farewell, Infernus.
• The barman is dead.
• Did the mean man burn you, Ava?
• Doused that flame…
• No more fires for you.

Ivy 5

• The gargoyle's dead.
• I don't see why Mendoza couldn't stop her…
• I won't let you get in my way, Ivy.
• Ivy, you're not used to fighting a higher class of criminal.
• You aren't ready to fight someone like me, Ivy.

Kelvin 5

• You're a clever man, Kelvin, why did you think you could beat me?
• Your expedition has come to an end, Kelvin.
• The ice wight is dead.
• The bravest men are often the most stupid.
• Kelvin's down!

Lady Geist 5

• Given her condition, I did that lady a favor…
• Only a fool would make a deal with Oathkeeper.
• I can still smell her arrogance.
• There's few things worse than someone vastly overestimating their relevance.
• Lady Geist isn't a problem anymore…

Lash 5

• Lash, your ego will be your undoing.
• I was hoping for so much more out of you, Lash.
• Stopped Lash!
• If I wanted to listen to arrogant twats I'd go to Washington.
• Just go away, Lash.

McGinnis 5

• Fairfax Industries needs a new engineer.
• You're brilliant, McGinnis, but brilliance will only get you so far.
• You rely on machines when you should be relying on yourself.
• Took down their support.
• McGinnis is out of commission.

Mina 5

• Your dress is gorgeous by the way.
• A shame, I was a fan of her work.
• A shame the Patrons pitted us against each other, Mina.
• I rather liked her, too.
• The vampire is dead.

Mirage 5

• Nashala isn't getting what she paid for…
• I wish all my targets had you for a bodyguard…
• The Djinn's pet is dead.
• Good to know that the Djinn can't afford decent help.
• Mirage is down.

Mo & Krill 5

• You got in my way, Krill.
• Took out the moleman.
• Not easy stopping those two.
• The tunnel rats are down.
• No more tunneling for you.

Paige 5

• Dispatched Paige.
• It's a shame, Ava liked you too.
• You never had a chance against me, Paige.
• You have a cute little parlor trick, but I'm afraid that it doesn't amount to much in a real fight.
• She had no idea what she was in for, did she?

Paradox 5

• I've always wanted to go toe-to-toe with Paradox.
• Love your museums by the way.
• I was hoping that our paths would never cross, Paradox.
• Next time, just stay out of my way.
• You shouldn't have provoked me, Paradox.

Pocket 5

• Ahhh youth.
• Pocket, just go home to your trust fund.
• I love tying up lose ends.
• I'm sure Maximillian will have questions…
• What an unexpected surprise…

Rem 5

• Nighty, night, Rem.
• It’s ok, Ava, the mean little bird child won't eat you.
• No one looking that cute is innocent.
• Well that was rather easy.
• I think he got the message.

Seven 6

• You're brilliant, Seven, but you're not me.
• I won't lie, I'm a little disappointed.
• I expected more from someone like you, Seven.
• Seven is down.
• For someone who fashions themselves a mastermind you were remarkably easy to kill.
• I dealt with Seven.

Shiv 5

• You may not be able to fight, but at least you have style.
• He won't last in the Society…
• Took down Shiv.
• You're the best Wesley could find?
• Love your hair by the way.

Silver 5

• I killed the werewolf.
• Don't you have some bar to run off to, Silver?
• Darling, if you thought you could collect the bounty on me, you are sorely mistaken.
• Are you ok, Ava? Did the werewolf hurt you?
• Silver, you are not at my level, you will never be at my level, and the sooner you stop trying to make a name for yourself, the better it will be for everyone.

Sinclair 5

• I hate magicians.
• A shame they couldn't conjure up talent.
• Sinclair is down.
• It's ok, Ava, no one's going to turn you into a rabbit anymore.
• Sinclair was out of their league.

The Doorman 5

• Stopped The Doorman.
• I don't care if he tried to kill me, The Baroness is still the best hotel in Manhattan.
• Your nature doesn't scare me, Doorman.
• Perhaps I should cancel my brunch reservation.
• He's a professional, I'm sure he understands.

Venator 5

• Join Wesley in the retirement home, Venator.
• I'm not impressed.
• That's the best the Vatican could muster?
• I expected so much more of you, Venator.
• You're out of your depth father.

Victor 5

• Part of him looked familiar.
• I took down Victor.
• I'm not scared of a dead man.
• Yes, yes, you're dead with no memory, it's tragic. Get on with your life, Victor.
• You don't need to be so melodramatic, Victor.

Vindicta 5

• She was more dangerous than I expected.
• She had talent, she's just not me.
• Snipers are the wine coolers of assassins.
• Aim better next time.
• Took down their sniper.

Viscous 5

• Took out Viscous…
• Don't swallow the goo, Ava.
• Viscous won't be a problem for a while.
• The Deep should have chosen a more competent emissary.
• What a strange little creature…

Vyper 5

• Little weasel…
• There's nothing worse than a criminal without standards…
• I'm amazed she wasn't in jail.
• Vyper, you are the worst…
• I dealt with Vyper.

Warden 5

• Such misplaced conviction…
• Warden, one day you'll understand the cost of blind loyalty…
• Warden won't be hassling us for a bit…
• The alchemist is dead.
• Warden's down!

Wraith 5

• Sorry it had to go this way, Wraith…
• And here I hoped we could be friends…
• A pity you tried to fight me, Wraith.
• Wraith we could have had so much fun together…
• Took out Wraith!

Yamato 5

• The 7th Moon's time is coming to an end.
• She seemed rather dour.
• Yamato, you may be deadly but you're not me.
• You have power, Yamato… you just don't know what to do with it.
• Yamato's down!

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• Thanks for the assist, Dynamo. Ally dynano big blackhole
• Support Abrams! Abrams: big stun
• I needed that, Professor. Ally dynano clutch heal
• They took out Apollo! Apollo dies in lane
• Professor. Ally dynano pass on zipline
• They took out the Pigeon Lady! Baba dies in lane

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Enemy dynano charges 3

• Here comes Dynamo.
• He's looking for a black hole.
• Look out for Dynamo!

An enemy takes the Rejuvenator 3

• They have the Rejuvenator!
• They took the rejuv!
• Be careful, they have the Rejuvenator.

Abrams 3

• Help me kill the detective! Is hard to kill
• Just die, Abrams. Is hard to kill
• Why isn't he dying! Is hard to kill

Bebop 6

• Bebop has me! Hooked
• yoinked sound Hooked
• BEBOP! Hooked
• All you did was make yourself a stationary target. Kill mid laser
• You didn't think that would work, did you? Kill mid laser
• "A" for effort, Bebop. Kill mid laser

Grey Talon 3

• Look out for the owl! See missile
• The owl's here! See missile
• Stay away from the owl! See missile

Haze 3

• Nice try, Haze. Kill when invisible
• I see everything. Kill when invisible
• Of course I did that on purpose… Kill when invisible

Holliday 6

• Come back here, Holliday! Bounce escape
• Coward! Bounce escape
• You can't run forever, Holliday. Bounce escape
• Release me, Holliday. Lassoed
• Let me go, Holliday. Lassoed
• You'll pay for this, Holliday. Lassoed

Infernus 3

• Not so fast… Killed mid ultimate
• That could have went poorly. Killed mid ultimate
• Stopped him just in time. Killed mid ultimate

Ivy 3

• You can't hide forever, Ivy! Flies away
• I'll get you, Ivy! Flies away
• Of course she flew away, why wouldn't she? Flies away

Kelvin 3

• This isn't Rockefeller Center. Kill on ice path
• An adorable, but futile effort. Kill on ice path
• You were never going to escape me, Kelvin. Kill on ice path

Lady Geist 3

• Don't get close to Geist! Ping with swap
• Geist is looking to swap. Ping with swap
• Don't let Geist drain you. Ping with swap

Lash 3

• Sometimes I even surprise myself. Mid air kill
• God that felt good. Mid air kill
• I'm sure he'll be stewing over that. Mid air kill

McGinnis 3

• I'll break all of your machines, McGinnis. Destroy turrets
• I'm not worried about Fairfax Industries' little toys. Destroy turrets
• Keep planting your turrets, McGinnis, I'll keep destroying them. Destroy turrets

Mo & Krill 3

• The moleman has me! Grabbed
• Release me this instant! Grabbed
• Get this thing off me! Grabbed

Paradox 3

• That was your big plan? Kill post swap
• You need to do better, Paradox. Kill post swap
• Paradox thought she was so smart… Kill post swap

Seven 3

• Take cover! Hide from ultimate
• Get behind something! Hide from ultimate
• Don’t stay in the open! Hide from ultimate

Shiv 3

• Damn it, Shiv, die! Is hard to kill
• Help me kill Shiv! Is hard to kill
• Shoot shiv! Is hard to kill

Vindicta 6

• Sniper! Damaged by snipe
• Look out for Vindicta. Damaged by snipe
• Vindicta's trying to pick us off! Damaged by snipe
• God I hate snipers. Killed mid air
• She thought she was untouchable, didn't she… Killed mid air
• Oh that was satisfying. Killed mid air

Warden 3

• Get away from Warden! Uses their ultimate
• Here comes Warden! Uses their ultimate
• Don’t let Warden get close! Uses their ultimate

Wraith 3

• Put me down, Wraith. Lifts
• Damn you, Wraith! Lifts
• Wraith has me! Lifts

Yamato 3

• Keep away from Yamato! Starts their ultimate
• Back away from Yamato! Starts their ultimate
• Be ready for Yamato! Starts their ultimate

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• Enjoy. Using Gloom Bombs
• Leaping! Using Leaping Slash
• Let's go for a walk, Ava… Using Ava
• Adieu. Using Return to Shadows
• I can still kill them. Using Gloom Bombs at low health
• It's now or never… Using Leaping Slash at low health

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• Refreshing abilities! Using Refresher
• Colossus! Using Colossus
• Curse! Using Curse
• Decay! Using Decay
• Echo shard! Using Echo Shard
• Ice blast! Using Cold Front

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Angry 10

• You're all incompetent!
• We will NOT lose to people like them!
• How are they beating us?
• This is impossible!
• Unbelievable!
• How are we screwing this up?
• COME ON!
• You asked for this!
• You brought this on yourselves!
• I will not be broken!

Unspent ability points 3

• Can't forget to upgrade my powers.
• It's time to augment my abilities.
• I need to find a place to train.

Warning 3

• I may want to get back to the group…
• If I'm going to go out on my own I need to keep my wits about me.
• They could be coming for me any minute now…

Close call 5

• That could have been a calamity.
• Better people have tried to kill me.
• This wouldn't even make my top 5 near death experiences.
• They're being a little frisky, aren't they?
• The day people stop trying to kill you is the day you lose relevance

Worried 10

• How didn't I account for this…
• I need to stay focused…
• I can't lose my calm….
• Stay focused on the task at hand…
• I won't give up to the likes of them…
• We can't give them the satisfaction…
• If we don't change things up we could be done for…
• This is a rough situation…
• We can get through this if we keep our wits about us.
• We can't afford any more mistakes

Congratulating 5

• You played your part well.
• Appreciate the help.
• Thanks for the assist.
• Nice to work with competent people
• Now that was quite lovely, wasn't it…

Happy 10

• This is rather delightful, isn't it?
• Of course my plan's working, I came up with it…
• See how well things go when you listen to me?
• Why wouldn't we be winning…
• This is easier than I thought it'd be.
• I really am great, aren't I…
• I don't have an ego, I'm just honest: It's not my fault I'm amazing.
• Wonderful!
• It's nice to have good help.
• I make promises, not predictions.

Hunting 3

• Now where did they go…
• They're around here somewhere…
• They couldn't have gotten far.

Interrupting 5

• Oh please…
• Nice try.
• I don’t think so.
• That's not happening.
• This isn't your day.

Leaving base 5

• Returning to the field.
• The time's come to complete the ritual.
• If you want something done right…
• I have no time to lollygag.
• I've rested enough.

Leaving 3

• You're on your own.
• I need to go.
• I'm leaving.

Low health 1

• Perhaps now's not the best time to fight.

Near miss 5

• You can't outrun the inevitable!
• You're on borrowed time!
• Run while you can!
• I'll be waiting for you.
• I almost had them…

Outnumbered 3

• There's too many of them.
• I don't like the odds here…
• The numbers aren't in my favor.

Parrying 3

• Don't touch me!
• Get your paws off me!
• You dare strike me?!

Picking up souls 5

• I never say no to money.
• Profit.
• I'll use this wisely.
• It's mine now.
• I won't leave this lying around.

Picking up the Rejuvenator 3

• We have the Rejuvenator.
• Took the rejuv!
• The Rejuvenator's in hand, what's our plan?

Sad 10

• I'm surrounded by incompetence…
• This shouldn't be happening…
• My plan failed…
• How is this happening…
• I don't understand…
• It wasn’t supposed to go this way…
• This is a bloody nightmare.
• What a disaster…
• Why me…
• Well this just got awkward.

An enemy uses Metal Skin 3

• Don't shoot them!
• They have metal skin!
• Bullets can't hurt them!

Spotting souls 3

• There's souls over there.
• Someone should grab those souls.
• Are we going to just leave the souls lying there?

Shop reminder 12

• I should get some gear.
• I need more gear.
• Might want to go shop.
• I need to get to the curiosity shop…
• I should see what I can afford at the shop.
• Might be time to improve my gear.
• These souls won't spend themselves…
• I can get something of quality…
• Time to go spoil myself….
• There's nothing I can't afford.
• I deserve the best.
• I can't spend this when I'm dead.

A tower denied 5

• We took the objective.
• And like that we are closer to victory.
• Oh look, they think they're making a difference…
• The ritual will be completed soon.
• All according to plan…

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• Gloom's almost ready. Gloom Bombs almost ready
• Abrams is almost back. Abrams almost respawn
• Gloom's not ready. Gloom Bombs not ready
• Apollo is almost back. Apollo almost respawn
• Slash is almost ready. Leaping Slash almost ready
• The Pigeon Lady's missing. Baba missing

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