Deadman Danny voice lines

• Deadman Danny, at your service When picked
• Apologies, I have to go to long island to demonstrate a lip gloss that doubles as a corrosive acid When swapped out
• My friend, you look like you're in need of a skeleton with a jetpack, but not just any jetpack, the Fairfax Industries Chimera Mark 1. When picked
• I'd love to help, but I'm down a femur, both radii, and a good chunk of my spine after McGinnis had a great idea she wanted to try. When swapped out
• At Fairfax Industries we say "All's Fair", but that's not true, because with the Fairfax Chimera Mark 1, you have the advantage. When picked
• I don't need to summon The Patron. Presenting fine Fairfax Industries products is reward enough When swapped out

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Deadman Danny and Baba

1. Deadman Danny Why hello young lady!
2. Baba Oh shut up you bag of bones, leave me alone.
3. Deadman Danny Tough crowd.
4. Baba Tougher than you.
5. Deadman Danny There is no need for hostilities, I will leave you alone.

Deadman Danny and Billy

1. Billy I can't believe you whore yourself out to Fairfax Industries.
2. Deadman Danny Sir, I am no professional courtesan, I am a safety specialist, and my role while distasteful to you, ultimately saves lives.
3. Billy You tell yourself whatever you want buddy.
4. Deadman Danny My furry friend, the only thing that I am telling myself is the truth.

Deadman Danny and Haze

1. Deadman Danny If you ever want to go into the private sector Eldritch Tactical Solutions, a fine subsidiary of Fairfax Industries, it's always looking for operatives like you.
2. Haze I'm not psychotic enough to work for ETS.
3. Deadman Danny Haze, don't let media slander color your view of a fine company.
4. Haze I've operated in North Ixia.
5. Deadman Danny Never mind then.

Deadman Danny and Kelvin

1. Deadman Danny Kelvin you seem like a helluva guy but I'm not sure how our partnership is going to work.
2. Kelvin I think the dynamics are clear, it's my job to support you.
3. Deadman Danny Yes but how? Why would I walk on an ice path when I can soar through the heavens with the Chimera Mark One.
4. Kelvin Well-
5. Deadman Danny How can I benefit from your ice dome when I'm raining fiery death from the sky?
6. Kelvin I mean I-
7. Deadman Danny Your ice grenades don't even detonate in the air, what are the odds you could heal m-
8. Kelvin Your point is well made, now shut up.

Deadman Danny and Nurse Harrow

1. Deadman Danny Miss, now you look like a hard working medical professional
2. Nurse Harrow How astute.
3. Deadman Danny Now what if I told you that Fairfax Industries was ready to revolutionize the possessed child industry? Would you be interested or extremely interested?
4. Nurse Harrow Do you always run your mouth like this?
5. Deadman Danny Miss, the modern world does not walk it runs. And here in the 20th century your options are either to be the finest horse and buggy coachman and be unemployed, or to learn to love the automobile.

Deadman Danny and Rat King

1. Rat King You.
2. Deadman Danny I see I left an impression
3. Rat King 31 of my people died screaming thanks to you.
4. Deadman Danny Thanks to science. I didn’t develop Vermicide; I just presented it.
5. Rat King You’re complicit. And one day I’ll make sure you suffer for it.

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Ending someone's streak 1

• The only streak I respect is from a strix soul killer painting the heavens

Any kill 10

• Did I kill a potential customer? Yes. Did I impress 5 more? Absolutely.
• Victory, my friends, is a Fairfax guarantee.
• That was a classic demonstration of Fairfax violence
• The Chimera Mark 1 dispatches enemies with ease
• My friend, I am not a hardened combatant, but even I can take out dangerous foes thanks to The Chimera Mark 1
• Just imagine what a trained operative can do with one of these fine devices
• Oh, Maggie really outdid herself with this one
• Thanks to the Chimera Mark one, I'm always in the action
• You can just picture this marvelous machine soaring over the fields of North Ixia
• The wonders of Fairfax Industries will never cease to amaze

Killing a rich enemy 1

• All that money would have been better spent on a Chimera Mark I

On a big kill streak 3

• I know what you're thinking: surely this airborne terror has to be finished killing his fellow man, but the answer my friends is no. I'm not.
• Bare witness to the triumph of Fairfax Industries.
• Please hold your applause until the carnage comes to a complete stop

On a kill streak 3

• As you can see, Fairfax Industries does not disappoint.
• If you think I'm terrifying, just imagine an entire military unit outfitted with jetpacks
• The future of warfare is now!

Starting a kill streak 5

• Thank you all for coming to this product demonstration
• I hope you're enjoying the show
• Oh but this is just the beginning of what the Chimera Mark 1 is capable of
• Maximilian Fairfax is a visionary and you're about to see why
• Are we having fun yet?

Melee kill 5

• Even up-close the Chimera still poses a threat
• Better luck next time, friend
• Get away from me
• You get impaled enough times you pick up a few things.
• Gotcha.

Revenge kill 1

• Revenge is the cornerstone of our business model

Abrams 5

• Brought down Abrams
• Even the toughest combatant will fall against The Chimera Mark 1
• Detective, I'm afraid this isn't your day
• Whew! I was worried he was going to rip out my spine.
• I took care of Abrams.

Apollo 5

• I think Fairfax relations with North Ixia just got a little more strained
• Maximilian is going to want to hear about that...
• The Ixian prince is dead
• Well that is going to make contract negotiations in Ixia more complicated
• It's not political assassination if it's in self defense

Baba 5

• Fighting a witch? With the Chimera Mark 1, it's no problem
• Even pigeon hexes falter against Fairfax engineering.
• Don't be stuck using magic in the 20th century, try science!
• Have a pesky witch trying to curse you and your family? We at Fairfax Industries have come up with a solution.
• Now you may be asking yourself if a lady on a park bench versus the Chimera Mk 1 is a fair fight? The answer is no, life's not fair. But in the fight that is life, you wanna be the skeleton with the jetpack. Buy yours today!

Bebop 5

• I took out the scrap golem.
• Miss Shelly is a talented creator, but she's no Maggie McGinnis
• No more hooks for you, my friend
• Bebop, you're a quaint golem, but you're terribly out of date
• Bebop isn't a problem any more

Billy 5

• He was never going to be a customer
• Score one for capitalism
• The free market wins again
• Stopped the Anarchist
• That kid had passion but no sense.

Calico 5

• Calico, I'm afraid you can't kill a deadman.
• You got a great cat, Calico,
• Stopped Calico
• Calico, if you want to kill people for money Eldritch Tactical Solutions is hiring.
• You're a smart woman, a living weapon, and a helluva cat mom. But what you aren't, Calico… is alive.

Celeste 5

• Took out the unicorn
• Miss, you have style and I appreciate that.
• Celeste was a consummate performer
• Celeste, I'm a big fan and I'm sorry I had to stop you
• Celeste, I hope one day we can meet under more pleasant circumstances

Drifter 5

• As you can see, the Chimera Mark One is perfect for dispatching ancient evil
• Jokes on you sir, I have no blood to drink
• I am definitely asking Fairfax for a raise after this
• I took out the drifter.
• There is no vampire today that can withstand the power of The Chimera Mark One

Dynamo 5

• Took out The Professor.
• You're a man of science, Professor, I'm surprised you're not standing with us.
• I respect your work sir, and hope there's no hard feelings.
• If you ever want to leave academia, I'm happy to connect you with Fairfax HR
• I took no pleasure in that Dynamo

Graves 5

• I can't have a necromancer tampering with my contract
• I stopped the Necromancer
• Even I wouldn't swing that lich hand around willy-nilly
• I bet Maxiilian would love to get his hands on that, well, hand.
• Where the hell did she find a lich hand?

Grey Talon 5

• You had your moment in the sun Grey Talon, but Fairfax Industries can take it from here.
• The Baxter Society is a relic of the past, and no longer needed.
• Grey Talon, it's time to step into the 20th century.
• You were a great man Grey Talon, but time has passed you by.
• The Baxter Society's services have been made redundant.

Haze 5

• I hope this doesn't affect our OSIC contracts...
• The Sandman is down
• That's enough federal overreach, Haze.
• I thought the OSIC and Fairfax Industries had an understanding.
• This is going to complicate things in Washington...

Holliday 5

• Time to have PR work on a spin for this...
• I'll make sure Fairfax donates some money to Macomb, that should smooth things over.
• Took out Holliday.
• The Sheriff is down.
• An antique revolver was never going to be enough

Infernus 5

• A lesser man would take this opportunity to comment on the Chimera Mark One not overheating, but not me. No sir, to you I say "You're dead ya bastard"
• Stopped Infernus
• If Maggie hates your bar, I hate your bar.
• Nice try Infernus
• Keep those flames away from my jetpack

Ivy 5

• Ivy you are a ray of sunshine in a dark world, and I'm sorry I had to kill you.
• Well this is gonna be a PR nightmare
• Thanks to the Chimera Mark One, even a non-gargoyle can claim mastery of the skies!
• Stopped the Gargoyle
• Ivy won't be a problem for a while

Kelvin 5

• We would have made a great team, Kelvin.
• I was hoping us undead could have stuck together
• The ice wight has been taken out.
• Kelvin is down!
• I really need to get that rock of his to Maggie…

Lady Geist 5

• That woman was unsettling.
• Damn it, she was an investor.
• I will say this about Lady Geist, that ward on her is a thing of beauty
• Let Lady Geist be a cautionary tale for everyone.
• She can't prey on us anymore.

Lash 5

• I'll give the devil his due, he has one helluva mustache
• You see folks? Fairfax Industries gave me the tools to defeat a champion
• Give up, Lash, before you embarrass yourself further.
• Not even the Bear Pit champion can stand against the might of the Chimera Mark One
• Lash is taking a time out.

McGinnis 5

• Maggie I'm sorry.
• We should be on the same side, I don't know how this happened.
• Maggie, we can talk about this back at the office
• Obviously some wires have gotten crossed here, McGinnis
• I think it's important for inventors to really interact with their products

Mina 5

• Took down Mina
• She was a tough one to pin down
• Vampire Hunting may be illegal, but in the modern world it has never been easier
• Stopped the Vampire
• That lady was a real pain in the ass

Mirage 5

• I hope I represent Fairfax Industries better than he represents the Djinn.
• The Djinn-bearer is down.
• I killed Mirage.
• It may be the first international incident caused by the Chimera Mark 1, but god willing it won't be the last.
• Apologies ambassador, you had to go.

Mo & Krill 5

• Took out the mole.
• Mo and Krill won't be bothering us for a while.
• That's for stealing Maggie's prototypes
• You boys have been up to no good.
• They won't forget that.

Nurse Harrow 5

• Not even the mightiest of healers, can withstand the Chimera Mark 1!
• Now on the battlefield, is attacking soft targets like nurses a war crime? That's for wiser men to decide.
• Nurse Harrow, it's not your fault the undead and healers have fought for generations. Who knows how it started? All I know that I am not the one to bridge the generational divide.
• Is she a stern governess? Is she a demonic healer? The answer is dead, and that’s thanks to the Chimera Mark 1!
• A wise man once said "physician heal thyself" but even the Nazarene know there's some wounds you cannot heal.

Paige 5

• I dealt with Paige
• Young lady you have a bright future in something that's not combat
• Paige, I suggest you leave fighting to the professionals.
• Imagination is a powerful thing, but its not more powerful than the occult industrial complex
• Paige, if you ever want to be an intern at Fairfax Industries I will happily introduce you to my friend in HR

Paradox 5

• Keep your hands off the Chimera Mark 1.
• The Time Thief has been handled.
• Leave Fairfax Industries alone, Paradox
• Paradox is down.
• Corporate espionage is no way to make a living Paradox, ok that is a lie it is incredibly lucrative, let me rephrase: corporate espionage against Fairfax Industries is no way to make a living Paradox

Pocket 5

• Ohhhh dear.
• This is not going to go over well with the boss.
• I really need to think how I'm going to explain this to Maximilian
• Arin, I get that you have some big feelings, but I can't have you destroying my job
• Fairfax Industries is bigger than you, Pocket

Rat King 5

• You'd think that skeletons and rats would get along, but no. We do not.
• Have a rat problem? Fairfax industries has the solution!
• Clearing out an infestation has never been easier thanks to the Chimera Mark 1!
• Hanta virus doesn’t stand a chance against the Chimera Mark 1.
• Ask anyone at Eldritch Tactical Solutions, and they will tell you that toppling a government isn't easy, but that doesn’t mean it can’t be fun. Buy the Chimera Mark 1 today!

Rem 5

• This is not the place for children.
• Go home Rem
• Remember kids: ask your parents permission before handling the Chimera Mark One
• As you can see here, children should not play with Fairfax military products
• Thanks for being part of the demonstration, Rem

Seven 5

• Seven wouldn't even be alive if Fairfax Industries won that Lost Whisper contract.
• I took down Seven.
• I expected more from a Lost Whisper fugitive.
• Seven is no longer a threat.
• The Chimera Mark I brings even the worst criminals to task.

Shiv 5

• I took out Shiv
• It's adorable that you still try to kill people with knives, Shiv
• You have charisma Shiv, but that's not enough... you need a product that's sellable, and you're not it.
• Shiv never had a chance against The Chimera Mark 1
• You're a dangerous man Shiv, but danger never scared me.

Silver 5

• Even werewolves are no match for The Chimera Mark One
• Fairfax Industries has not found a cure for lycanthropy, but we have found a way to kill werewolves.
• Silver, tooth and claw were never going to hold a candle to Cadenza made steel
• Have a werewolf problem but no silver bullets? Try Fairfax Munitions
• Took down the werewolf

Sinclair 5

• Two-for-one is a helluva bargain.
• You got stage presence, but you don't have that jena-se quax when it comes to combat
• And so closes the final curtain
• You put on quite the show, Sinclair... but it's time to go home.
• And that right there is why you always get a pre-nup

Solomon 5

• Solomon, I won't lie: I do not like you.
• Looks like condescending wisdom is no match for the Chimera Mark 1
• I don't know why Maggie goes to that guy for advice.
• The Chimera Mark 1 cannot solve all your problems. For instance, I still possess animus for Solomon, even though I completely obliterated him.
• There's only room for one father figure in my life and his name is Maximillian Fairfax!

The Doorman 5

• From one company man to another, you have my respect
• The doorman is no longer a concern
• I took down the doorman
• I like the cut of your jib sir, but I can't let you win
• There goes one helluva doorman

Venator 5

• No one told me I would be dealing with a Venator...
• Scared of homicidal priests paying YOU a visit? Buy a Chimera Mark One today!
• There's always going to be some zealot trying to stop progress
• *sigh* traditionalists...
• Religious superstition will never stop progress

Victor 5

• There's only room for one for ghoulish facsimile of life, my friend
• Even the unkillable are no match for the minds at Fairfax Industries
• Immortal? I think not.
• Victor, you are one tough son of a bitch and my hat is off to you
• Victor you were a warrior in every sense of the word, and you have my respect.

Vindicta 5

• Killed the competition.
• Their sniper has been outgunned.
• You're stuck in the past, Vindicta.
• I took out the vengeance spirit.
• We can't have two flying merchants of death, now can we?

Violet 5

• Stay in school, Violet. Maybe one day you can work in the Fairfax art department.
• Combat isn't for you Violet, consider an internship at Fairfax Industries
• As you can see the Chimera Mark 1 handles beautifully against college students.
• Campus security could be a breeze with the Chimera Mark 1!
• Now if that young lady was equipped with Strix Soul Killers, she never would've died

Viscous 5

• Fairfax Industries cares about the issues of The Deep, but they have to wait for a later time.
• Viscous, you are a walking EPA violation.
• Stopped the Sentient pile of goo.
• This is not your day Viscous
• You picked a helluva time to visit New York, Viscous

Vyper 5

• Stopped Viper
• No one likes you Viper
• You're a crook, Viper. A swindler. A nere-do-well. And I'm not sorry you're dead.
• I'm glad I wasn't stuck working with her...
• Took down Viper

Warden 5

• Took down Warden
• There goes one serious man
• Never negotiate with zealots
• Some people you just know you can't sell to.
• Warden is out of commission

Wraith 5

• Fairfax Industries doesn't do business with criminals
• If you want to bet on something Wraith, bet on Maximilian Fairfax
• Wraith, become a legitimate businesswoman, and then we can talk
• Took down Wraith
• The gamblers dead

Yamato 5

• That lady had a mean streak...
• I took down Yamato
• You can't do business with a woman like that
• Fairfax Industries wouldn't be caught dead doing business with The 7th Moon
• What's a sword compared to Fairfax engineering?

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Abrams 7

• Very impressive Abrams! Big stun
• The detective has made his move Big stun
• Let's give Abrams some support Big stun
• There goes one tough son of a bitch Is hard to kill
• That man can take one hell of a beating Is hard to kill
• Abrams' resolve is tested but will not break Is hard to kill
• They took out Abrams! Dies in lane

Apollo 1

• They took out Apollo! Dies in lane

Baba 1

• They took out baba! Dies in lane

Bebop 7

• Good hook Bebop Far hook
• Bebop has him! Far hook
• The golem is pulling him in Far hook
• Smart thinking Bebop Uppercut towards boss
• Nice uppercut Uppercut towards boss
• That was mean, I like it Uppercut towards boss
• They took out Bebop! Dies in lane

Billy 1

• They took out Billy! Dies in lane

Calico 1

• They took out Calico! Dies in lane

Celeste 1

• They took out Celeste! Dies in lane

Drifter 1

• They took out Drifter! Dies in lane

Dynamo 7

• Help the professor Big blackhole
• Fire into the black hole Big blackhole
• Dynamo is holding them Big blackhole
• Thank you so much professor Makes a clutch heal
• I owe you professor Makes a clutch heal
• Thanks for looking out for me Dynamo Makes a clutch heal
• They took out Dynamo! Dies in lane

Graves 1

• They took out Graves! Dies in lane

Grey Talon 7

• Nice shot Talon Far shot
• I didn't think a man could do that with a bow Far shot
• I can't believe you hit that Far shot
• Thanks for the help Talon Missile stops ultimate
• Glad Grey Talon had our backs Missile stops ultimate
• The old man was looking out for us Missile stops ultimate
• They took out Grey Talon! Dies in lane

Haze 7

• That lady knows how to throw a knife Interrupt with finesse
• Great job Haze Interrupt with finesse
• Thanks for the help Haze Interrupt with finesse
• At this time you may notice that Haze is dual wielding Censure and Penance, two custom firearms made by Fairfax Industries. Lands a big ultimate
• There's something beautiful about watching someone else use a Fairfax weapon so well. Lands a big ultimate
• Ma'am. I salute you. Lands a big ultimate
• They took out Haze! Dies in lane

Holliday 7

• I won't lie this feels a little redundant. Bounce pad
• What do you want me to say? "Whee"? Bounce pad
• I'm gonna have to talk to Chester about Holliday infringing on my gimmick. Bounce pad
• Help Holliday! Lasso victim
• The sheriff needs us! Lasso victim
• Holliday has 'em. Lasso victim
• They took out Holliday! Dies in lane

Infernus 4

• Great working with you Fern Burns down objective
• Fern, your commitment to arson is to be commended Burns down objective
• That objective didn't have a chance Burns down objective
• They took out Infernus! Dies in lane

Ivy 4

• It's an honor to work with the Savior of Spanish Harlem Take objective with teather
• Good work Ivy, now remember to show up for the press junket later Take objective with teather
• Thanks for your help Ivy Take objective with teather
• They took out Ivy! Dies in lane

Kelvin 4

• Thanks Kelvin Makes a clutch heal
• I owe ya Kelvin Makes a clutch heal
• I appreciate the help, sir Makes a clutch heal
• They took out Kelvin! Dies in lane

Lady Geist 4

• Geist trapped 'em See big swap
• Good swap Geist See big swap
• Eesh. See big swap
• They took out Geist! Dies in lane

Lash 4

• Lash that was a thing of beauty See massive stomp
• Getting to watch The Bear Pit champion up close is a privilege See massive stomp
• That was one helluva stomp See massive stomp
• They took out Lash! Dies in lane

McGinnis 7

• Great job Maggie Wall stun kill
• You're killing it Mags Wall stun kill
• That lady is perfection Wall stun kill
• Thanks Mags Makes a clutch heal
• Beers on me later Maggie Makes a clutch heal
• I knew I could count on you Maggie Makes a clutch heal
• They took out McGinnis! / (alt with Maggie) Dies in lane

Mina 1

• They took out Mina! Dies in lane

Mirage 1

• They took out Mirage! Dies in lane

Mo & Krill 4

• Thanks Mo! Grab mid enemy ultimate
• Great job Krill Grab mid enemy ultimate
• I'm gonna kiss that beautiful mole bastard Grab mid enemy ultimate
• They took out Krill! Dies in lane

Nurse Harrow 1

• They took out the Nurse! Dies in lane

Paige 1

• They took out Paige! Dies in lane

Paradox 4

• Good swap Swap to boss
• Nice moves Paradox Swap to boss
• Good plan Paradox Swap to boss
• They took out Paradox! Dies in lane

Pocket 1

• They took out Pocket! Dies in lane

Rat King 1

• They took out the Rat King! Dies in lane

Rem 1

• They took out Rem! Dies in lane

Seven 4

• Good lord… Multi kill ultimate
• Seven is a force of nature… Multi kill ultimate
• What I wouldn't give to bottle that up and sell it Multi kill ultimate
• They took out Seven! Dies in lane

Shiv 7

• He's like a one man ETS hit squad… Gets a multi-kill
• I wonder if the Baxter Society does licensing deals… Gets a multi-kill
• Now there goes a man who loves what he does Gets a multi-kill
• They can't stop Shiv! Is hard to kill
• Call Shiv the invisible hand of the free market because he is unstoppable Is hard to kill
• They don't have an answer for Shiv Is hard to kill
• They took out Shiv! Dies in lane

Silver 1

• They took out Silver! Dies in lane

Sinclair 1

• They took out Sinclair! Dies in lane

Solomon 1

• They took out Solomon! Dies in lane

The Doorman 1

• They took out The Doorman! Dies in lane

Venator 1

• They took out The Venator! Dies in lane

Victor 1

• They took out Victor! Dies in lane

Vindicta 4

• Vindicta you are one helluva marksman. Far snipe
• God I need her on Fairfax's payroll… Far snipe
• Beautiful shot Vindicta Far snipe
• They took out Vindicta! Dies in lane

Violet 1

• They Took out Violet! Dies in lane

Viscous 4

• Viscous, this feels incredible… Clutch cube
• Oh Viscous where have you been all my life… Clutch cube
• There has been a cube shaped hole in my life that I never knew existed until now Clutch cube
• They took out Viscous! Dies in lane

Vyper 1

• They took out Viper! Dies in lane

Warden 4

• Warden was relentless Lands a big ultimate
• Warden took 'em out! Lands a big ultimate
• Glad you're on our side Warden Lands a big ultimate
• They took out Warden! Dies in lane

Wraith 1

• They took out Wraith! Dies in lane

Yamato 4

• She moved so fast… Kills with hook
• That poor bastard had no idea what was coming Kills with hook
• Remind me not to piss off The 7th Moon Kills with hook
• They took out Yamato! Dies in lane

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• They have the Rejuvenator. An enemy takes the Rejuvenator
• Where is ETS when you need them Abrams is hard to kill
• Whoaaaa! Bebop: hooked
• Look out for the professor Dynamo: charges
• Here comes the owl! Grey Talon: see missile
• You can't hide from me, haze Haze: kill when invisible

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Using Strix Salvo 10

• Behold!
• Deploying strix!
• Missiles away
• Godspeed you beautiful bastards
• Fairfax Industries proudly presents: the strix
• You've never seen hunter-killer missiles with this form factor
• And now to blow something up!
• With The Chimera Mark 1, you too can play god!
• It's got style and a payload.
• And now you get to join the demonstration!

Using Chimera Mk1 10

• You won't believe your eyes!
• You can see the jet pack is easy to use
• You too can experience the miracle of flight!
• Don't worry this is probably safe
• Exhilarating
• It's time to fly!
• The future is now!
• This will revolutionize war!
• Flying has never been more easy!
• Amazing isn't it?!

Using Jettison Fuel 10

• Venting heat
• Stand back, I don't know what's going to happen
• Managing heat.
• Always keep an eye on the temperature!
• The Chimera runs a little hot!
• It's not a flaw, it's a feature!
• As a reminder, this is still a prototype
• There are some kinks we are still working out
• Folks, please remember this is a prototype, there are some lingering issues.
• Trust me when I say you will want to vent excess heat.

Using Close The Deal 10

• You are about to watch something amazing!
• Safety first!
• Now to see if Maggie did her job…
• What's life without risk!
• This is about to get exciting
• The heavens await!
• Be Earthbound no more with The Chimera Mark One
• And the best part, there's no federal regulation on jetpacks!
• At Fairfax Industries, the sky truly is the limit!
• Now, witness The Chimera in all its glory!

Using an ability 30

• Priming weapon
• Priming weapon
• Safety? What safety?
• Safety? What safety?
• Let's heat this baby up
• Let's heat this baby up
• Time to see what Maggie has cooking
• Time to see what Maggie has cooking
• As designed? Or happy accident, who's to say!
• As designed? Or happy accident, who's to say!
• I accept the risks
• I accept the risks
• Time to push this baby
• Time to push this baby
• Charging weapon
• Charging weapon
• Oh my
• Oh my
• Ohhh that charged fast
• Ohhh that charged fast
• It's all the fun of a flamethrower with none of the smell
• All this and more can be yours
• Don't wait, buy yours today!
• Put the "enhance" in "enhanced interrogation"
• You can hold the future of warfare in your very hands
• The Chimera Mk 1 can make you too feel like a vengeful god
• We're pretty sure this will pass inspection
• We're still rounding off some rough edges but the promise is there
• You're gonna love using this thing
• Satisfying and effective

Using Strix Salvo at low health 5

• Am I scared? No! because I have the strix weapon system
• Only one of us is dying today, my friend.
• Going out in a blaze of glory has never been easier.
• Remember folks, kill them before they kill you.
• At Fairfax industries we don't go out quietly.

Using Chimera Mk1 at low health 5

• Exhilarating
• I hope this isn't my last flight.
• The Chimera is more durable than you think.
• This isn't the end my friends, watch.
• When death comes knocking, I go running.

Using Jettison Fuel at low health 5

• Hope this works.
• Maximillan Fairfax, I love you.
• This is getting exciting.
• It's important not to panic.
• Flying close to the sun has never been this easy.

Using Close The Deal at low health 5

• If I die, let it be flying The Chimera Mark 1!
• Don’t let your last breath be on the ground, get The Chimera Mark 1 today!
• I have life insurance, but I won't need it!
• I'm counting on you Maggie!
• Watch how I defy death with you very eyes!

Using an ability at low health 5

• What's the worse that can happen?
• Let's see what happens
• Science demands sacrifice
• Hope you built this thing right Maggie
• I'm pushing it

Upgrading Strix Salvo 10

• The Chimera is more than a means of conveyance my friends, it is a complete weapons system
• Looking to spread democracy? The Fairfax Chimera is fully equipped with strix soul-killers for all your peacekeeping needs
• Lives may hang in the balance, but with a strix soul killer, you can give it a push.
• Why fire just a missile, when you could fire a strix soul-killer?
• With its seemingly unending payload, The Fairfax Chimera is fully prepared to send your enemies screaming to hell.
• A missile is just a weapon, but a strix is a love letter to explosives.
• The Fairfax Chimera makes dispatching foes a breeze, thanks to its revolutionary strix ordinance system.
• Maggie, you beautiful son of a bitch, you've done it again!
• Rain fiery death on the enemies of democracy with The Fairfax Chimera Mark 1.
• How many missiles can a jetpack hold? You're about to find out.

Upgrading Chimera Mk1 10

• Why sacrifice speed for power when you can have both?
• What would you say if I told you this wonderous machine could soar like an airship, but with the speed of a soul-powered freight train.
• With The Fairfax Chimera, you are no longer bound by gravity.
• There are many laws that Fairfax Industries must abide by, but gravity is not one.
• Just picture it my friends, a military unit flying in V formation like Valkyries of yore.
• Soon I will defy god's evolutionary plans, and fly like an eagle!
• At Fairfax Industries, we specialize in making the impossible possible.
• God, I love my job.
• At Fairfax Industries, a dream is not a fantasy, it is the blueprint to a better life
• The Chimera Mark 1 makes getting out of any sticky situation a breeze.

Upgrading Jettison Fuel 10

• What will Maximillian Fairfax think of next
• It's only a matter of time before we meet minimum federal safety regulations
• If you maintain The Chimera properly, The Chimera will function for years to come.
• It's important not to neglect routine maintenance.
• I'm glad Maggie finally installed a release valve.
• I remember what testing this was like before she added it, whoo.
• Mastering heat release is an essential skill for Chimera pilots
• The Chimera Mark One makes routine maintenance fun for the whole family.
• My friends there is a difference between chaos, and controlled chaos.
• The dead can't use their souls, but you can! For the miracle of flight!

Upgrading Close The Deal 10

• Hope Maggie made some adjustments to this thing…
• In the first week of testing, the chimera used to explode before lift off so we're already seeing improvements
• I will soar like an angel before crashing down like the Morningstar!
• This invention may change the course of the Ixian war.
• Have a fear of heights? No problem! Get therapy, then get the Chimera Mark One.
• Well Maggie's been tinkering with this, that could be good or terrible.
• At Fairfax Industries, we don't just make products, we make legends.
• When the ETS boys get their hands on this it will be a thing of beauty.
• There are a bunch of buttons on this thing that I can't wait to press.
• Become a soaring bird of prey with The Chimera Mark 1.

Upgrading an ability 16

• Time to see what this can do
• Maggie asked me to push The Chimera to it's limits
• Eh, this is probably safe
• Time to find out how dangerous this thing is
• This is why they pay me the big bucks
• At Fairfax Industries we redefine what's safe every day
• This is a weapon fit for the front lines of the Ixian War
• Time to test some atypical use cases
• I'm paid to push the boundaries of safety
• Better me find out what happens when this thing overheats than a paying customer
• Why let fuel, just be used as fuel?
• Fun fact about refined soul extract. Not only is it a great power source, but it is insanely flammable
• Incinerating your enemies has never been easier
• Right now you may be thinking "Danny that's just glowing napalm" to which I say… does napalm have a fine sandalwood scent?
• Practical and effective
• Maggie keeps changing the features on this thing… what the hell does this do now?

Abrams 1

• As you can see, the Chimera can support plenty of weight Using Close The Deal on Abrams

Apollo 1

• You're about to get one helluva view Using Close The Deal on Apollo

Baba 1

• The chimera soars like a pigeon Using Close The Deal on Baba

Bebop 1

• Welcome to the crash test, Bebop Using Close The Deal on Bebop

Billy 1

• Say hello to the skeletal hand of the free market Using Close The Deal on Billy

Calico 1

• Let's see if Ava lands on her feet Using Close The Deal on Calico

Celeste 1

• Glad you're not afraid of heights Using Close The Deal on Celeste

Drifter 1

• I have drifter! Using Close The Deal on Drifter

Dynamo 1

• FOR SCIENCE! Using Close The Deal on Dynamo

Graves 1

• Hold onto your lich hand Using Close The Deal on Graves

Grey Talon 1

• Looks like we both have a death wish Using Close The Deal on Grey Talon

Haze 1

• See how versatile the chimera is? Using Close The Deal on Haze

Holliday 1

• Sheriff, I heard you like to soar through the air Using Close The Deal on Holliday

Infernus 1

• Hold onto your hat Using Close The Deal on Infernus

Ivy 1

• Ivy, it's a pleasure to fly with you Using Close The Deal on Ivy

Kelvin 1

• That parka looks comfortable enough to land on Using Close The Deal on Kelvin

Lady Geist 1

• I hear you know a thing or two about sacrifice Using Close The Deal on Lady Geist

Lash 1

• This is what your opponents feel like, Lash Using Close The Deal on Lash

McGinnis 1

• Maggie, time for you experience the Chimera for yourself Using Close The Deal on McGinnis

Mina 1

• Time to go, Mina Using Close The Deal on Mina

Mirage 1

• Allow me to show Nashala the New York skyline Using Close The Deal on Mirage

Mo & Krill 1

• Alright Mo, I'm going to need you to break my fall Using Close The Deal on Mo & Krill

Nurse Harrow 1

• I got her! Using Close The Deal on Nurse Harrow

Paige 1

• You probably should have a helmet Using Close The Deal on Paige

Paradox 1

• Whaddya know moving people IS fun Using Close The Deal on Paradox

Pocket 1

• Give me that company property! Using Close The Deal on Pocket

Rat King 1

• Lets take a tour of the surface Using Close The Deal on Rat King

Rem 1

• I'm really banking on that pillow being soft Using Close The Deal on Rem

Seven 1

• I got you! Using Close The Deal on Seven

Shiv 1

• I caught you Shiv! Using Close The Deal on Shiv

Silver 1

• Don't throw up on me, Silver Using Close The Deal on Silver

Sinclair 1

• For your next trick you're going to crash into concrete Using Close The Deal on Sinclair

Solomon 1

• Sir, you may lose a pawn or two Using Close The Deal on Solomon

The Doorman 1

• I have the doorman! Using Close The Deal on The Doorman

Venator 1

• I have the Venator! Using Close The Deal on Venator

Victor 1

• Hope those stiches are tight Using Close The Deal on Victor

Vindicta 1

• And a good day to you, miss Using Close The Deal on Vindicta

Violet 1

• Apologies if your portfolio gets destroyed Using Close The Deal on Violet

Viscous 1

• This should give me a soft landing Using Close The Deal on Viscous

Vyper 1

• Don't bother trying to pick my pocket, I didn’t bring a wallet Using Close The Deal on Vyper

Warden 1

• Let's see how fearless you really are Using Close The Deal on Warden

Wraith 1

• Hope those arms are firmly attached Using Close The Deal on Wraith

Yamato 1

• Welcome to New York! Using Close The Deal on Yamato

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• Recharged and ready. Using Refresher
• Colossus! Using Colossus
• Curse! Using Curse
• Decay! Using Decay
• Echo Shard! Using Echo Shard
• Cold Front! Using Cold Front

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• My abilities can improve Unspent ability points
• Where did everyone go... Warning
• Oh dear. Ability line
• That was almost a disaster... Close call
• Great job! Congratulating
• Where'd they go? Hunting

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• Strix is almost ready Strix Salvo almost ready
• Abrams's above us! Abrams above
• Strix is on cooldown Strix Salvo not ready
• Let's take out Apollo. Attack Apollo
• Jetpack's almost ready Chimera Mk1 almost ready
• Let's take out Baba Attack Baba

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