Deadman Danny voice lines

When picked 10

• Deadman Danny, at your service
• My friend, you look like you're in need of a skeleton with a jetpack, but not just any jetpack, the Fairfax Industries Chimera Mark 1.
• At Fairfax Industries we say "All's Fair", but that's not true, because with the Fairfax Chimera Mark 1, you have the advantage.
• Some people look at me and say that I'm a salesman, but that is not true. A salesman's job is to sell products, I am a prophet, a man blessed and cursed with the duty of showing you the future.
• Today, Zephyrs make airship flight possible... but what if there was a better way?
• Ladies and gentlemen, the demonstration that you are about to see is extremely dangerous.
• Fairfax industries has always been the vanguard of occult technology, but today visionary Maximillian Fairfax, and genius Margret McGinnis have crafted the thing of military dreams. It is my honor, it is my privilege, and I daresay it is the highlight of my career to present to you the Chimera Mark 1.
• My friends, there is a war ravaging North Ixia… and while we all pray for peace, for the safety of our countrymen in South Ixia we must prepare for war. To that end I say: what better way to protect the 52nd state than with the Chimera Mark 1?
• This is not the first time that I have flown the Chimera Mark 1, but if Maggie did her job properly, then this will be the first time that I don't blow up doing so.
• If you have never seen a skeleton soar through the heavens on the wings of a soul powered jetpack, you my friends are in for the treat of a life time.

When swapped out 10

• Apologies, I have to go to long island to demonstrate a lip gloss that doubles as a corrosive acid
• I'd love to help, but I'm down a femur, both radii, and a good chunk of my spine after McGinnis had a great idea she wanted to try.
• I don't need to summon The Patron. Presenting fine Fairfax Industries products is reward enough
• Apologies there is a corporate retreat on cadenza that I must attend.
• I’m a company man it wouldn’t feel right to work for anyone who’s not Maximilian Fairfax
• I have a prior commitment today. There’s an elementary school that needs to learn about the dangers of fire elementals
• If I show up I risk getting in Maggie‘s way and that simply will not do.
• The chimera has a few more kinks that need to be worked out before I can give it a test run.
• Sorry my PTO already got approved
• My specialty is showing off the hardware not actually using the hardware

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Deadman Danny and Baba

1. Deadman Danny Why hello young lady!
2. Baba Oh shut up you bag of bones, leave me alone.
3. Deadman Danny Tough crowd.
4. Baba Tougher than you.
5. Deadman Danny There is no need for hostilities, I will leave you alone.

Deadman Danny and Billy

1. Billy I can't believe you whore yourself out to Fairfax Industries.
2. Deadman Danny Sir, I am no professional courtesan, I am a safety specialist, and my role while distasteful to you, ultimately saves lives.
3. Billy You tell yourself whatever you want buddy.
4. Deadman Danny My furry friend, the only thing that I am telling myself is the truth.

Deadman Danny and Haze

1. Deadman Danny If you ever want to go into the private sector Eldritch Tactical Solutions, a fine subsidiary of Fairfax Industries, it's always looking for operatives like you.
2. Haze I'm not psychotic enough to work for ETS.
3. Deadman Danny Haze, don't let media slander color your view of a fine company.
4. Haze I've operated in North Ixia.
5. Deadman Danny Never mind then.

Deadman Danny and Kelvin

1. Deadman Danny Kelvin you seem like a helluva guy but I'm not sure how our partnership is going to work.
2. Kelvin I think the dynamics are clear, it's my job to support you.
3. Deadman Danny Yes but how? Why would I walk on an ice path when I can soar through the heavens with the Chimera Mark One.
4. Kelvin Well-
5. Deadman Danny How can I benefit from your ice dome when I'm raining fiery death from the sky?
6. Kelvin I mean I-
7. Deadman Danny Your ice grenades don't even detonate in the air, what are the odds you could heal m-
8. Kelvin Your point is well made, now shut up.

Deadman Danny and Nurse Harrow

1. Deadman Danny Miss, now you look like a hard working medical professional
2. Nurse Harrow How astute.
3. Deadman Danny Now what if I told you that Fairfax Industries was ready to revolutionize the possessed child industry? Would you be interested or extremely interested?
4. Nurse Harrow Do you always run your mouth like this?
5. Deadman Danny Miss, the modern world does not walk it runs. And here in the 20th century your options are either to be the finest horse and buggy coachman and be unemployed, or to learn to love the automobile.

Deadman Danny and Rat King

1. Rat King You.
2. Deadman Danny I see I left an impression
3. Rat King 31 of my people died screaming thanks to you.
4. Deadman Danny Thanks to science. I didn’t develop Vermicide; I just presented it.
5. Rat King You’re complicit. And one day I’ll make sure you suffer for it.

Deadman Danny and Seven

1. Seven I'm a surprised Fairfax isn't concerned about you being seen with me
2. Deadman Danny I'm a firm believer that there's no such thing as bad publicity

Deadman Danny and Solomon

1. Deadman Danny I see you're planning on bringing some wisdom to the table
2. Solomon Don’t patronize me
3. Deadman Danny I'm trying to be charming, not patronizing
4. Solomon You may be tryin', but you sure as hell ain't succeeding.

Deadman Danny and Victor

1. Deadman Danny Victor, have you ever considered a future in sales?
2. Victor No.
3. Deadman Danny Good, you'd be stepping all over my gimmick

Deadman Danny and Violet

1. Violet Do you like working for Fairfax Industries?
2. Deadman Danny Miss, I don't work for Fairfax Industries because when you love what you do it is not a job, it is a calling.
3. Violet But they pay you, right?
4. Deadman Danny Without question.

Deadman Danny and Baba

1. Baba That contraption you're wearing is an abomination.
2. Deadman Danny Your bench has chicken legs.
3. Baba It's magic.
4. Deadman Danny Science is magic that’s reliable.
5. Baba Bah.

Deadman Danny and Billy

1. Billy Fairfax Industries sucks.
2. Deadman Danny I disagree.
3. Billy You suck.
4. Deadman Danny Again, I disagree.
5. Billy Maggie McGinnis is a moron.
6. Deadman Danny Your ignorance is impressive sir.
7. Billy Maximillian Fairfa-
8. Deadman Danny Is a genius! Is an icon! Is the very reason you have the freedom to cast aspersions about him in the first place! For on the six day, God created man because he knew that he couldn't rest on the seventh until the Fairfax bloodline walked this earth to finish the job he started!
9. Billy You know buddy, I am going to let that one go because you are clearly out of your goddamn mind.

Deadman Danny and Haze

1. Deadman Danny Haze, would it be too much to ask for a testimonial on the Chimera MK1's performance today?
2. Haze It would be an honest report.
3. Deadman Danny I'd expect nothing less from a fine civil servant such as yourself. Your honest feedback's critical in making the Chimera MK1 the best it can be.

Deadman Danny and Kelvin

1. Kelvin If you see Mr. Fairfax please tell him that I appreciate his investment in my last expedition.
2. Deadman Danny I think it may be best to not remind him of your failures.
3. Kelvin I'm grateful none the less.

Deadman Danny and Nurse Harrow

1. Nurse Harrow What manner of being are you?
2. Deadman Danny I'm afraid that's proprietary information
3. Nurse Harrow So you belong to Fairfax lock, stock and barrel?
4. Deadman Danny I belong to nobody, but god do I love what I do

Deadman Danny and Rat King

1. Rat King When this is over, me and the boys are gonna chew your face off.
2. Deadman Danny I think you will find that rather hard to do given my condition, sir
3. Rat King Don't get smart with me, crumbum.
4. Deadman Danny I'm just suggesting you threaten with more accuracy
5. Rat King I'll remember the tip when I'm gnawing on your bones
6. Deadman Danny Now we're getting somewhere.

Deadman Danny and Seven

1. Seven You're a fool to trust Fairfax.
2. Deadman Danny Maximillian Fairfax is a visionary. Trusting in that vision is one of the best choices I've ever made.
3. Seven He'll cast you aside the second you become an inconvenience, or worse: dare to have a vision of your own.
4. Deadman Danny The Fairfax vision is my vision.
5. Seven You're pathetic.
6. Deadman Danny Sir, I am employed.

Deadman Danny and Solomon

1. Deadman Danny And how are you doing today?
2. Deadman Danny Ok, I see I'll be the one doing the talking.
3. Deadman Danny You know Maggie says that she loves talking with you, I don't know why you're not extending me the same courtesy?
4. Solomon That's because Maggie's not trying to sell me something.
5. Deadman Danny I can't help being exuberant about what I do.
6. Solomon You should try.

Deadman Danny and Victor

1. Victor So did that Fairfax guy create you?
2. Deadman Danny Maximilian Fairfax has made me the man I am today.
3. Victor I'm talking literally.
4. Deadman Danny And I'm afraid my non-disclosure agreement is quite comprehensive and covers questions about my very existence.

Deadman Danny and Violet

1. Deadman Danny And how are you doing this fine day?
2. Violet I can't afford a jetpack.
3. Deadman Danny This is unsurprising, if not expected. But what if I told you that Fairfax Industries has developed a stain remover that works on oil paint
4. Violet I'd be interested
5. Deadman Danny Then after the ritual I look forward to giving you a demonstration.

Deadman Danny and Baba

1. Baba Your boss is a real piece of shit.
2. Deadman Danny Maximillian Fairfax is a gentlemen, a genius, and the hero of our century.
3. Baba Maximillian? What happened to Walter?
4. Deadman Danny He's dead.
5. Baba When did that happen?
6. Deadman Danny About 10 years after his son took over the company.
7. Baba Huh.

Deadman Danny and Billy

1. Billy You're apart of the Fairfax Industries war machine.
2. Deadman Danny No need to thank me sir, a good job is its own reward.
3. Billy You oughta be ashamed of your self man.
4. Deadman Danny I see this conversation has taken a turn.

Deadman Danny and Haze

1. Haze Hey Danny, I know a lot of people think that you're a joke, but I have a lot of friends who would've died if you hadn't defined best practices for handling a vorpal grenade.
2. Deadman Danny I'm glad I made a difference.
3. Haze Thank you.
4. Deadman Danny Don't thank me, thank Fairfax Industries

Deadman Danny and Kelvin

1. Deadman Danny You should let Maggie study you.
2. Kelvin I don't think so.
3. Deadman Danny She's the brightest mind of a generation.
4. Kelvin I want to live my life, not hide in a lab.

Deadman Danny and Nurse Harrow

1. Nurse Harrow I bet I could exorcize you from that husk.
2. Deadman Danny Please don't.
3. Nurse Harrow Don't cross me.
4. Deadman Danny Wouldn't dream of it

Deadman Danny and Rat King

1. Deadman Danny I hear once we summon the patron you're going to run Long Island
2. Rat King That's right
3. Deadman Danny Have you given any thought on how you're going to protect it? Because Fairfax Industries has many reasonable artillery solutions in the event that people don't take kindly to your occupation.
4. Rat King I don't need help from someone like you
5. Deadman Danny You say that now, but please take my card in case you change your mind.

Deadman Danny and Seven

1. Seven I'm not sure who is strapped to a worse death trap, me or you.
2. Deadman Danny In terms of stability? Me. In terms of quality? You. Because if Fairfax Industries made your execution device I promise you that you would not be standing here today.
3. Seven How fortunate for me

Deadman Danny and Solomon

1. Solomon So you gonna drop the act or what?
2. Deadman Danny I see someone likes throwing stones.
3. Solomon Don't compare us.

Deadman Danny and Victor

1. Victor Why do you let them desecrate your body for a paycheck.
2. Deadman Danny Sir, you're acting like I'm a punchline when I am not. My work, while theatrical at times, legitimately saves lives. And if that means I lose an arm in an unexpected blender calamity from time to time, so be it.

Deadman Danny and Violet

1. Violet Is it true that Lili Fairfax gave her daughter a John Waterhouse for a birthday present?
2. Deadman Danny I haven't heard that rumor, but it is certainly plausible
3. Violet That's insane
4. Deadman Danny I would say eccentric

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• The only streak I respect is from a strix soul killer painting the heavens Ending someone's streak
• Brought down Abrams Killing Abrams
• Did I kill a potential customer? Yes. Did I impress 5 more? Absolutely. Any kill
• I think Fairfax relations with North Ixia just got a little more strained Killing Apollo
• All that money would have been better spent on a Chimera Mark I Killing a rich enemy
• Fighting a witch? With the Chimera Mark 1, it's no problem Killing Baba

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Abrams 7

• Very impressive Abrams! Big stun
• The detective has made his move Big stun
• Let's give Abrams some support Big stun
• There goes one tough son of a bitch Is hard to kill
• That man can take one hell of a beating Is hard to kill
• Abrams' resolve is tested but will not break Is hard to kill
• They took out Abrams! Dies in lane

Apollo 1

• They took out Apollo! Dies in lane

Baba 1

• They took out baba! Dies in lane

Bebop 7

• Good hook Bebop Far hook
• Bebop has him! Far hook
• The golem is pulling him in Far hook
• Smart thinking Bebop Uppercut towards boss
• Nice uppercut Uppercut towards boss
• That was mean, I like it Uppercut towards boss
• They took out Bebop! Dies in lane

Billy 1

• They took out Billy! Dies in lane

Calico 1

• They took out Calico! Dies in lane

Celeste 1

• They took out Celeste! Dies in lane

Drifter 1

• They took out Drifter! Dies in lane

Dynamo 7

• Help the professor Big blackhole
• Fire into the black hole Big blackhole
• Dynamo is holding them Big blackhole
• Thank you so much professor Makes a clutch heal
• I owe you professor Makes a clutch heal
• Thanks for looking out for me Dynamo Makes a clutch heal
• They took out Dynamo! Dies in lane

Graves 1

• They took out Graves! Dies in lane

Grey Talon 7

• Nice shot Talon Far shot
• I didn't think a man could do that with a bow Far shot
• I can't believe you hit that Far shot
• Thanks for the help Talon Missile stops ultimate
• Glad Grey Talon had our backs Missile stops ultimate
• The old man was looking out for us Missile stops ultimate
• They took out Grey Talon! Dies in lane

Haze 7

• That lady knows how to throw a knife Interrupt with finesse
• Great job Haze Interrupt with finesse
• Thanks for the help Haze Interrupt with finesse
• At this time you may notice that Haze is dual wielding Censure and Penance, two custom firearms made by Fairfax Industries. Lands a big ultimate
• There's something beautiful about watching someone else use a Fairfax weapon so well. Lands a big ultimate
• Ma'am. I salute you. Lands a big ultimate
• They took out Haze! Dies in lane

Holliday 7

• I won't lie this feels a little redundant. Bounce pad
• What do you want me to say? "Whee"? Bounce pad
• I'm gonna have to talk to Chester about Holliday infringing on my gimmick. Bounce pad
• Help Holliday! Lasso victim
• The sheriff needs us! Lasso victim
• Holliday has 'em. Lasso victim
• They took out Holliday! Dies in lane

Infernus 4

• Great working with you Fern Burns down objective
• Fern, your commitment to arson is to be commended Burns down objective
• That objective didn't have a chance Burns down objective
• They took out Infernus! Dies in lane

Ivy 4

• It's an honor to work with the Savior of Spanish Harlem Take objective with teather
• Good work Ivy, now remember to show up for the press junket later Take objective with teather
• Thanks for your help Ivy Take objective with teather
• They took out Ivy! Dies in lane

Kelvin 4

• Thanks Kelvin Makes a clutch heal
• I owe ya Kelvin Makes a clutch heal
• I appreciate the help, sir Makes a clutch heal
• They took out Kelvin! Dies in lane

Lady Geist 4

• Geist trapped 'em See big swap
• Good swap Geist See big swap
• Eesh. See big swap
• They took out Geist! Dies in lane

Lash 4

• Lash that was a thing of beauty See massive stomp
• Getting to watch The Bear Pit champion up close is a privilege See massive stomp
• That was one helluva stomp See massive stomp
• They took out Lash! Dies in lane

McGinnis 7

• Great job Maggie Wall stun kill
• You're killing it Mags Wall stun kill
• That lady is perfection Wall stun kill
• Thanks Mags Makes a clutch heal
• Beers on me later Maggie Makes a clutch heal
• I knew I could count on you Maggie Makes a clutch heal
• They took out McGinnis! / (alt with Maggie) Dies in lane

Mina 1

• They took out Mina! Dies in lane

Mirage 1

• They took out Mirage! Dies in lane

Mo & Krill 4

• Thanks Mo! Grab mid enemy ultimate
• Great job Krill Grab mid enemy ultimate
• I'm gonna kiss that beautiful mole bastard Grab mid enemy ultimate
• They took out Krill! Dies in lane

Nurse Harrow 1

• They took out the Nurse! Dies in lane

Paige 1

• They took out Paige! Dies in lane

Paradox 4

• Good swap Swap to boss
• Nice moves Paradox Swap to boss
• Good plan Paradox Swap to boss
• They took out Paradox! Dies in lane

Pocket 1

• They took out Pocket! Dies in lane

Rat King 1

• They took out the Rat King! Dies in lane

Rem 1

• They took out Rem! Dies in lane

Seven 4

• Good lord… Multi kill ultimate
• Seven is a force of nature… Multi kill ultimate
• What I wouldn't give to bottle that up and sell it Multi kill ultimate
• They took out Seven! Dies in lane

Shiv 7

• He's like a one man ETS hit squad… Gets a multi-kill
• I wonder if the Baxter Society does licensing deals… Gets a multi-kill
• Now there goes a man who loves what he does Gets a multi-kill
• They can't stop Shiv! Is hard to kill
• Call Shiv the invisible hand of the free market because he is unstoppable Is hard to kill
• They don't have an answer for Shiv Is hard to kill
• They took out Shiv! Dies in lane

Silver 1

• They took out Silver! Dies in lane

Sinclair 1

• They took out Sinclair! Dies in lane

Solomon 1

• They took out Solomon! Dies in lane

The Doorman 1

• They took out The Doorman! Dies in lane

Venator 1

• They took out The Venator! Dies in lane

Victor 1

• They took out Victor! Dies in lane

Vindicta 4

• Vindicta you are one helluva marksman. Far snipe
• God I need her on Fairfax's payroll… Far snipe
• Beautiful shot Vindicta Far snipe
• They took out Vindicta! Dies in lane

Violet 1

• They Took out Violet! Dies in lane

Viscous 4

• Viscous, this feels incredible… Clutch cube
• Oh Viscous where have you been all my life… Clutch cube
• There has been a cube shaped hole in my life that I never knew existed until now Clutch cube
• They took out Viscous! Dies in lane

Vyper 1

• They took out Viper! Dies in lane

Warden 4

• Warden was relentless Lands a big ultimate
• Warden took 'em out! Lands a big ultimate
• Glad you're on our side Warden Lands a big ultimate
• They took out Warden! Dies in lane

Wraith 1

• They took out Wraith! Dies in lane

Yamato 4

• She moved so fast… Kills with hook
• That poor bastard had no idea what was coming Kills with hook
• Remind me not to piss off The 7th Moon Kills with hook
• They took out Yamato! Dies in lane

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• They have the Rejuvenator. An enemy takes the Rejuvenator
• Where is ETS when you need them Abrams is hard to kill
• Whoaaaa! Bebop: hooked
• Look out for the professor Dynamo: charges
• Here comes the owl! Grey Talon: see missile
• You can't hide from me, haze Haze: kill when invisible

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Using Strix Salvo 10

• Behold!
• Deploying strix!
• Missiles away
• Godspeed you beautiful bastards
• Fairfax Industries proudly presents: the strix
• You've never seen hunter-killer missiles with this form factor
• And now to blow something up!
• With The Chimera Mark 1, you too can play god!
• It's got style and a payload.
• And now you get to join the demonstration!

Using Chimera Mk1 10

• You won't believe your eyes!
• You can see the jet pack is easy to use
• You too can experience the miracle of flight!
• Don't worry this is probably safe
• Exhilarating
• It's time to fly!
• The future is now!
• This will revolutionize war!
• Flying has never been more easy!
• Amazing isn't it?!

Using Jettison Fuel 10

• Venting heat
• Stand back, I don't know what's going to happen
• Managing heat.
• Always keep an eye on the temperature!
• The Chimera runs a little hot!
• It's not a flaw, it's a feature!
• As a reminder, this is still a prototype
• There are some kinks we are still working out
• Folks, please remember this is a prototype, there are some lingering issues.
• Trust me when I say you will want to vent excess heat.

Using Close The Deal 10

• You are about to watch something amazing!
• Safety first!
• Now to see if Maggie did her job…
• What's life without risk!
• This is about to get exciting
• The heavens await!
• Be Earthbound no more with The Chimera Mark One
• And the best part, there's no federal regulation on jetpacks!
• At Fairfax Industries, the sky truly is the limit!
• Now, witness The Chimera in all its glory!

Using an ability 30

• Priming weapon
• Priming weapon
• Safety? What safety?
• Safety? What safety?
• Let's heat this baby up
• Let's heat this baby up
• Time to see what Maggie has cooking
• Time to see what Maggie has cooking
• As designed? Or happy accident, who's to say!
• As designed? Or happy accident, who's to say!
• I accept the risks
• I accept the risks
• Time to push this baby
• Time to push this baby
• Charging weapon
• Charging weapon
• Oh my
• Oh my
• Ohhh that charged fast
• Ohhh that charged fast
• It's all the fun of a flamethrower with none of the smell
• All this and more can be yours
• Don't wait, buy yours today!
• Put the "enhance" in "enhanced interrogation"
• You can hold the future of warfare in your very hands
• The Chimera Mk 1 can make you too feel like a vengeful god
• We're pretty sure this will pass inspection
• We're still rounding off some rough edges but the promise is there
• You're gonna love using this thing
• Satisfying and effective

Using Strix Salvo at low health 5

• Am I scared? No! because I have the strix weapon system
• Only one of us is dying today, my friend.
• Going out in a blaze of glory has never been easier.
• Remember folks, kill them before they kill you.
• At Fairfax industries we don't go out quietly.

Using Chimera Mk1 at low health 5

• Exhilarating
• I hope this isn't my last flight.
• The Chimera is more durable than you think.
• This isn't the end my friends, watch.
• When death comes knocking, I go running.

Using Jettison Fuel at low health 5

• Hope this works.
• Maximillan Fairfax, I love you.
• This is getting exciting.
• It's important not to panic.
• Flying close to the sun has never been this easy.

Using Close The Deal at low health 5

• If I die, let it be flying The Chimera Mark 1!
• Don’t let your last breath be on the ground, get The Chimera Mark 1 today!
• I have life insurance, but I won't need it!
• I'm counting on you Maggie!
• Watch how I defy death with you very eyes!

Using an ability at low health 5

• What's the worse that can happen?
• Let's see what happens
• Science demands sacrifice
• Hope you built this thing right Maggie
• I'm pushing it

Upgrading Strix Salvo 10

• The Chimera is more than a means of conveyance my friends, it is a complete weapons system
• Looking to spread democracy? The Fairfax Chimera is fully equipped with strix soul-killers for all your peacekeeping needs
• Lives may hang in the balance, but with a strix soul killer, you can give it a push.
• Why fire just a missile, when you could fire a strix soul-killer?
• With its seemingly unending payload, The Fairfax Chimera is fully prepared to send your enemies screaming to hell.
• A missile is just a weapon, but a strix is a love letter to explosives.
• The Fairfax Chimera makes dispatching foes a breeze, thanks to its revolutionary strix ordinance system.
• Maggie, you beautiful son of a bitch, you've done it again!
• Rain fiery death on the enemies of democracy with The Fairfax Chimera Mark 1.
• How many missiles can a jetpack hold? You're about to find out.

Upgrading Chimera Mk1 10

• Why sacrifice speed for power when you can have both?
• What would you say if I told you this wonderous machine could soar like an airship, but with the speed of a soul-powered freight train.
• With The Fairfax Chimera, you are no longer bound by gravity.
• There are many laws that Fairfax Industries must abide by, but gravity is not one.
• Just picture it my friends, a military unit flying in V formation like Valkyries of yore.
• Soon I will defy god's evolutionary plans, and fly like an eagle!
• At Fairfax Industries, we specialize in making the impossible possible.
• God, I love my job.
• At Fairfax Industries, a dream is not a fantasy, it is the blueprint to a better life
• The Chimera Mark 1 makes getting out of any sticky situation a breeze.

Upgrading Jettison Fuel 10

• What will Maximillian Fairfax think of next
• It's only a matter of time before we meet minimum federal safety regulations
• If you maintain The Chimera properly, The Chimera will function for years to come.
• It's important not to neglect routine maintenance.
• I'm glad Maggie finally installed a release valve.
• I remember what testing this was like before she added it, whoo.
• Mastering heat release is an essential skill for Chimera pilots
• The Chimera Mark One makes routine maintenance fun for the whole family.
• My friends there is a difference between chaos, and controlled chaos.
• The dead can't use their souls, but you can! For the miracle of flight!

Upgrading Close The Deal 10

• Hope Maggie made some adjustments to this thing…
• In the first week of testing, the chimera used to explode before lift off so we're already seeing improvements
• I will soar like an angel before crashing down like the Morningstar!
• This invention may change the course of the Ixian war.
• Have a fear of heights? No problem! Get therapy, then get the Chimera Mark One.
• Well Maggie's been tinkering with this, that could be good or terrible.
• At Fairfax Industries, we don't just make products, we make legends.
• When the ETS boys get their hands on this it will be a thing of beauty.
• There are a bunch of buttons on this thing that I can't wait to press.
• Become a soaring bird of prey with The Chimera Mark 1.

Upgrading an ability 16

• Time to see what this can do
• Maggie asked me to push The Chimera to it's limits
• Eh, this is probably safe
• Time to find out how dangerous this thing is
• This is why they pay me the big bucks
• At Fairfax Industries we redefine what's safe every day
• This is a weapon fit for the front lines of the Ixian War
• Time to test some atypical use cases
• I'm paid to push the boundaries of safety
• Better me find out what happens when this thing overheats than a paying customer
• Why let fuel, just be used as fuel?
• Fun fact about refined soul extract. Not only is it a great power source, but it is insanely flammable
• Incinerating your enemies has never been easier
• Right now you may be thinking "Danny that's just glowing napalm" to which I say… does napalm have a fine sandalwood scent?
• Practical and effective
• Maggie keeps changing the features on this thing… what the hell does this do now?

Abrams 1

• As you can see, the Chimera can support plenty of weight Using Close The Deal on Abrams

Apollo 1

• You're about to get one helluva view Using Close The Deal on Apollo

Baba 1

• The chimera soars like a pigeon Using Close The Deal on Baba

Bebop 1

• Welcome to the crash test, Bebop Using Close The Deal on Bebop

Billy 1

• Say hello to the skeletal hand of the free market Using Close The Deal on Billy

Calico 1

• Let's see if Ava lands on her feet Using Close The Deal on Calico

Celeste 1

• Glad you're not afraid of heights Using Close The Deal on Celeste

Drifter 1

• I have drifter! Using Close The Deal on Drifter

Dynamo 1

• FOR SCIENCE! Using Close The Deal on Dynamo

Graves 1

• Hold onto your lich hand Using Close The Deal on Graves

Grey Talon 1

• Looks like we both have a death wish Using Close The Deal on Grey Talon

Haze 1

• See how versatile the chimera is? Using Close The Deal on Haze

Holliday 1

• Sheriff, I heard you like to soar through the air Using Close The Deal on Holliday

Infernus 1

• Hold onto your hat Using Close The Deal on Infernus

Ivy 1

• Ivy, it's a pleasure to fly with you Using Close The Deal on Ivy

Kelvin 1

• That parka looks comfortable enough to land on Using Close The Deal on Kelvin

Lady Geist 1

• I hear you know a thing or two about sacrifice Using Close The Deal on Lady Geist

Lash 1

• This is what your opponents feel like, Lash Using Close The Deal on Lash

McGinnis 1

• Maggie, time for you experience the Chimera for yourself Using Close The Deal on McGinnis

Mina 1

• Time to go, Mina Using Close The Deal on Mina

Mirage 1

• Allow me to show Nashala the New York skyline Using Close The Deal on Mirage

Mo & Krill 1

• Alright Mo, I'm going to need you to break my fall Using Close The Deal on Mo & Krill

Nurse Harrow 1

• I got her! Using Close The Deal on Nurse Harrow

Paige 1

• You probably should have a helmet Using Close The Deal on Paige

Paradox 1

• Whaddya know moving people IS fun Using Close The Deal on Paradox

Pocket 1

• Give me that company property! Using Close The Deal on Pocket

Rat King 1

• Lets take a tour of the surface Using Close The Deal on Rat King

Rem 1

• I'm really banking on that pillow being soft Using Close The Deal on Rem

Seven 1

• I got you! Using Close The Deal on Seven

Shiv 1

• I caught you Shiv! Using Close The Deal on Shiv

Silver 1

• Don't throw up on me, Silver Using Close The Deal on Silver

Sinclair 1

• For your next trick you're going to crash into concrete Using Close The Deal on Sinclair

Solomon 1

• Sir, you may lose a pawn or two Using Close The Deal on Solomon

The Doorman 1

• I have the doorman! Using Close The Deal on The Doorman

Venator 1

• I have the Venator! Using Close The Deal on Venator

Victor 1

• Hope those stiches are tight Using Close The Deal on Victor

Vindicta 1

• And a good day to you, miss Using Close The Deal on Vindicta

Violet 1

• Apologies if your portfolio gets destroyed Using Close The Deal on Violet

Viscous 1

• This should give me a soft landing Using Close The Deal on Viscous

Vyper 1

• Don't bother trying to pick my pocket, I didn’t bring a wallet Using Close The Deal on Vyper

Warden 1

• Let's see how fearless you really are Using Close The Deal on Warden

Wraith 1

• Hope those arms are firmly attached Using Close The Deal on Wraith

Yamato 1

• Welcome to New York! Using Close The Deal on Yamato

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Using Refresher 3

• Recharged and ready.
• Power restored
• Refreshing...

Using Colossus 3

• Colossus!
• Titan of Industry!
• Time to make the big sale

Using Curse 3

• Curse!
• They're cursed!
• Cursed 'em.

Using Decay 3

• Decay!
• Rotting their flesh.
• Slowing their regen.

Using Echo Shard 3

• Echo Shard!
• Another demonstration ready.
• But wait! There's more

Using Cold Front 3

• Cold Front!
• Sending Ice!
• Venting coolant

Using Metal Skin 3

• Metal Skin!
• Ready for combat!
• Bullets aren't a problem...

Using Phantom Strike 3

• Phantom Strike!
• Moving in...
• I see the target...

Using Shadow Weave 3

• Shadow Weave.
• Vanishing.
• Into the shadows...

Using Silencer 3

• Ready to silence
• Fighting the arcane? No problem...
• Empowering weapon!

Using Tech Purge 3

• Purging.
• Shaking it off.
• Restoring factory settings.

Using Unstoppable 3

• I'm unstoppable!
• Repelling magic.
• They can't hurt me...

Using Vampiric Burst 3

• Vampiric Burst!
• Taking their health.
• Ready to fire.

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• My abilities can improve Unspent ability points
• Where did everyone go... Warning
• Oh dear. Ability line
• That was almost a disaster... Close call
• Great job! Congratulating
• Where'd they go? Hunting

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• Strix is almost ready Strix Salvo almost ready
• Abrams's above us! Abrams above
• Strix is on cooldown Strix Salvo not ready
• Let's take out Apollo. Attack Apollo
• Jetpack's almost ready Chimera Mk1 almost ready
• Let's take out Baba Attack Baba

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