Deadman Danny voice lines

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• Deadman Danny, at your service
• My friend, you look like you're in need of a skeleton with a jetpack, but not just any jetpack, the Fairfax Industries Chimera Mark 1.
• At Fairfax Industries we say "All's Fair", but that's not true, because with the Fairfax Chimera Mark 1, you have the advantage.
• Some people look at me and say that I'm a salesman, but that is not true. A salesman's job is to sell products, I am a prophet, a man blessed and cursed with the duty of showing you the future.
• Today, Zephyrs make airship flight possible... but what if there was a better way?
• Ladies and gentlemen, the demonstration that you are about to see is extremely dangerous.
• Fairfax industries has always been the vanguard of occult technology, but today visionary Maximillian Fairfax, and genius Margret McGinnis have crafted the thing of military dreams. It is my honor, it is my privilege, and I daresay it is the highlight of my career to present to you the Chimera Mark 1.
• My friends, there is a war ravaging North Ixia… and while we all pray for peace, for the safety of our countrymen in South Ixia we must prepare for war. To that end I say: what better way to protect the 52nd state than with the Chimera Mark 1?
• This is not the first time that I have flown the Chimera Mark 1, but if Maggie did her job properly, then this will be the first time that I don't blow up doing so.
• If you have never seen a skeleton soar through the heavens on the wings of a soul powered jetpack, you my friends are in for the treat of a life time.

When swapped out 10

• Apologies, I have to go to long island to demonstrate a lip gloss that doubles as a corrosive acid
• I'd love to help, but I'm down a femur, both radii, and a good chunk of my spine after McGinnis had a great idea she wanted to try.
• I don't need to summon The Patron. Presenting fine Fairfax Industries products is reward enough
• Apologies there is a corporate retreat on cadenza that I must attend.
• I’m a company man it wouldn’t feel right to work for anyone who’s not Maximilian Fairfax
• I have a prior commitment today. There’s an elementary school that needs to learn about the dangers of fire elementals
• If I show up I risk getting in Maggie‘s way and that simply will not do.
• The chimera has a few more kinks that need to be worked out before I can give it a test run.
• Sorry my PTO already got approved
• My specialty is showing off the hardware not actually using the hardware

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Deadman Danny and Baba

1. Deadman Danny Why hello young lady!
2. Baba Oh shut up you bag of bones, leave me alone.
3. Deadman Danny Tough crowd.
4. Baba Tougher than you.
5. Deadman Danny There is no need for hostilities, I will leave you alone.

Deadman Danny and Billy

1. Billy I can't believe you whore yourself out to Fairfax Industries.
2. Deadman Danny Sir, I am no professional courtesan, I am a safety specialist, and my role while distasteful to you, ultimately saves lives.
3. Billy You tell yourself whatever you want buddy.
4. Deadman Danny My furry friend, the only thing that I am telling myself is the truth.

Deadman Danny and Haze

1. Deadman Danny If you ever want to go into the private sector Eldritch Tactical Solutions, a fine subsidiary of Fairfax Industries, it's always looking for operatives like you.
2. Haze I'm not psychotic enough to work for ETS.
3. Deadman Danny Haze, don't let media slander color your view of a fine company.
4. Haze I've operated in North Ixia.
5. Deadman Danny Never mind then.

Deadman Danny and Kelvin

1. Deadman Danny Kelvin you seem like a helluva guy but I'm not sure how our partnership is going to work.
2. Kelvin I think the dynamics are clear, it's my job to support you.
3. Deadman Danny Yes but how? Why would I walk on an ice path when I can soar through the heavens with the Chimera Mark One.
4. Kelvin Well-
5. Deadman Danny How can I benefit from your ice dome when I'm raining fiery death from the sky?
6. Kelvin I mean I-
7. Deadman Danny Your ice grenades don't even detonate in the air, what are the odds you could heal m-
8. Kelvin Your point is well made, now shut up.

Deadman Danny and Nurse Harrow

1. Deadman Danny Miss, now you look like a hard working medical professional
2. Nurse Harrow How astute.
3. Deadman Danny Now what if I told you that Fairfax Industries was ready to revolutionize the possessed child industry? Would you be interested or extremely interested?
4. Nurse Harrow Do you always run your mouth like this?
5. Deadman Danny Miss, the modern world does not walk it runs. And here in the 20th century your options are either to be the finest horse and buggy coachman and be unemployed, or to learn to love the automobile.

Deadman Danny and Rat King

1. Rat King You.
2. Deadman Danny I see I left an impression
3. Rat King 31 of my people died screaming thanks to you.
4. Deadman Danny Thanks to science. I didn’t develop Vermicide; I just presented it.
5. Rat King You’re complicit. And one day I’ll make sure you suffer for it.

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Ending someone's streak 1

• The only streak I respect is from a strix soul killer painting the heavens

Any kill 10

• Did I kill a potential customer? Yes. Did I impress 5 more? Absolutely.
• Victory, my friends, is a Fairfax guarantee.
• That was a classic demonstration of Fairfax violence
• The Chimera Mark 1 dispatches enemies with ease
• My friend, I am not a hardened combatant, but even I can take out dangerous foes thanks to The Chimera Mark 1
• Just imagine what a trained operative can do with one of these fine devices
• Oh, Maggie really outdid herself with this one
• Thanks to the Chimera Mark one, I'm always in the action
• You can just picture this marvelous machine soaring over the fields of North Ixia
• The wonders of Fairfax Industries will never cease to amaze

Killing a rich enemy 1

• All that money would have been better spent on a Chimera Mark I

On a big kill streak 3

• I know what you're thinking: surely this airborne terror has to be finished killing his fellow man, but the answer my friends is no. I'm not.
• Bare witness to the triumph of Fairfax Industries.
• Please hold your applause until the carnage comes to a complete stop

On a kill streak 3

• As you can see, Fairfax Industries does not disappoint.
• If you think I'm terrifying, just imagine an entire military unit outfitted with jetpacks
• The future of warfare is now!

Starting a kill streak 5

• Thank you all for coming to this product demonstration
• I hope you're enjoying the show
• Oh but this is just the beginning of what the Chimera Mark 1 is capable of
• Maximilian Fairfax is a visionary and you're about to see why
• Are we having fun yet?

Melee kill 5

• Even up-close the Chimera still poses a threat
• Better luck next time, friend
• Get away from me
• You get impaled enough times you pick up a few things.
• Gotcha.

Revenge kill 1

• Revenge is the cornerstone of our business model

Abrams 5

• Brought down Abrams
• Even the toughest combatant will fall against The Chimera Mark 1
• Detective, I'm afraid this isn't your day
• Whew! I was worried he was going to rip out my spine.
• I took care of Abrams.

Apollo 5

• I think Fairfax relations with North Ixia just got a little more strained
• Maximilian is going to want to hear about that...
• The Ixian prince is dead
• Well that is going to make contract negotiations in Ixia more complicated
• It's not political assassination if it's in self defense

Baba 5

• Fighting a witch? With the Chimera Mark 1, it's no problem
• Even pigeon hexes falter against Fairfax engineering.
• Don't be stuck using magic in the 20th century, try science!
• Have a pesky witch trying to curse you and your family? We at Fairfax Industries have come up with a solution.
• Now you may be asking yourself if a lady on a park bench versus the Chimera Mk 1 is a fair fight? The answer is no, life's not fair. But in the fight that is life, you wanna be the skeleton with the jetpack. Buy yours today!

Bebop 5

• I took out the scrap golem.
• Miss Shelly is a talented creator, but she's no Maggie McGinnis
• No more hooks for you, my friend
• Bebop, you're a quaint golem, but you're terribly out of date
• Bebop isn't a problem any more

Billy 5

• He was never going to be a customer
• Score one for capitalism
• The free market wins again
• Stopped the Anarchist
• That kid had passion but no sense.

Calico 5

• Calico, I'm afraid you can't kill a deadman.
• You got a great cat, Calico,
• Stopped Calico
• Calico, if you want to kill people for money Eldritch Tactical Solutions is hiring.
• You're a smart woman, a living weapon, and a helluva cat mom. But what you aren't, Calico… is alive.

Celeste 5

• Took out the unicorn
• Miss, you have style and I appreciate that.
• Celeste was a consummate performer
• Celeste, I'm a big fan and I'm sorry I had to stop you
• Celeste, I hope one day we can meet under more pleasant circumstances

Drifter 5

• As you can see, the Chimera Mark One is perfect for dispatching ancient evil
• Jokes on you sir, I have no blood to drink
• I am definitely asking Fairfax for a raise after this
• I took out the drifter.
• There is no vampire today that can withstand the power of The Chimera Mark One

Dynamo 5

• Took out The Professor.
• You're a man of science, Professor, I'm surprised you're not standing with us.
• I respect your work sir, and hope there's no hard feelings.
• If you ever want to leave academia, I'm happy to connect you with Fairfax HR
• I took no pleasure in that Dynamo

Graves 5

• I can't have a necromancer tampering with my contract
• I stopped the Necromancer
• Even I wouldn't swing that lich hand around willy-nilly
• I bet Maxiilian would love to get his hands on that, well, hand.
• Where the hell did she find a lich hand?

Grey Talon 5

• You had your moment in the sun Grey Talon, but Fairfax Industries can take it from here.
• The Baxter Society is a relic of the past, and no longer needed.
• Grey Talon, it's time to step into the 20th century.
• You were a great man Grey Talon, but time has passed you by.
• The Baxter Society's services have been made redundant.

Haze 5

• I hope this doesn't affect our OSIC contracts...
• The Sandman is down
• That's enough federal overreach, Haze.
• I thought the OSIC and Fairfax Industries had an understanding.
• This is going to complicate things in Washington...

Holliday 5

• Time to have PR work on a spin for this...
• I'll make sure Fairfax donates some money to Macomb, that should smooth things over.
• Took out Holliday.
• The Sheriff is down.
• An antique revolver was never going to be enough

Infernus 5

• A lesser man would take this opportunity to comment on the Chimera Mark One not overheating, but not me. No sir, to you I say "You're dead ya bastard"
• Stopped Infernus
• If Maggie hates your bar, I hate your bar.
• Nice try Infernus
• Keep those flames away from my jetpack

Ivy 5

• Ivy you are a ray of sunshine in a dark world, and I'm sorry I had to kill you.
• Well this is gonna be a PR nightmare
• Thanks to the Chimera Mark One, even a non-gargoyle can claim mastery of the skies!
• Stopped the Gargoyle
• Ivy won't be a problem for a while

Kelvin 5

• We would have made a great team, Kelvin.
• I was hoping us undead could have stuck together
• The ice wight has been taken out.
• Kelvin is down!
• I really need to get that rock of his to Maggie…

Lady Geist 5

• That woman was unsettling.
• Damn it, she was an investor.
• I will say this about Lady Geist, that ward on her is a thing of beauty
• Let Lady Geist be a cautionary tale for everyone.
• She can't prey on us anymore.

Lash 5

• I'll give the devil his due, he has one helluva mustache
• You see folks? Fairfax Industries gave me the tools to defeat a champion
• Give up, Lash, before you embarrass yourself further.
• Not even the Bear Pit champion can stand against the might of the Chimera Mark One
• Lash is taking a time out.

McGinnis 5

• Maggie I'm sorry.
• We should be on the same side, I don't know how this happened.
• Maggie, we can talk about this back at the office
• Obviously some wires have gotten crossed here, McGinnis
• I think it's important for inventors to really interact with their products

Mina 5

• Took down Mina
• She was a tough one to pin down
• Vampire Hunting may be illegal, but in the modern world it has never been easier
• Stopped the Vampire
• That lady was a real pain in the ass

Mirage 5

• I hope I represent Fairfax Industries better than he represents the Djinn.
• The Djinn-bearer is down.
• I killed Mirage.
• It may be the first international incident caused by the Chimera Mark 1, but god willing it won't be the last.
• Apologies ambassador, you had to go.

Mo & Krill 5

• Took out the mole.
• Mo and Krill won't be bothering us for a while.
• That's for stealing Maggie's prototypes
• You boys have been up to no good.
• They won't forget that.

Nurse Harrow 5

• Not even the mightiest of healers, can withstand the Chimera Mark 1!
• Now on the battlefield, is attacking soft targets like nurses a war crime? That's for wiser men to decide.
• Nurse Harrow, it's not your fault the undead and healers have fought for generations. Who knows how it started? All I know that I am not the one to bridge the generational divide.
• Is she a stern governess? Is she a demonic healer? The answer is dead, and that’s thanks to the Chimera Mark 1!
• A wise man once said "physician heal thyself" but even the Nazarene know there's some wounds you cannot heal.

Paige 5

• I dealt with Paige
• Young lady you have a bright future in something that's not combat
• Paige, I suggest you leave fighting to the professionals.
• Imagination is a powerful thing, but its not more powerful than the occult industrial complex
• Paige, if you ever want to be an intern at Fairfax Industries I will happily introduce you to my friend in HR

Paradox 5

• Keep your hands off the Chimera Mark 1.
• The Time Thief has been handled.
• Leave Fairfax Industries alone, Paradox
• Paradox is down.
• Corporate espionage is no way to make a living Paradox, ok that is a lie it is incredibly lucrative, let me rephrase: corporate espionage against Fairfax Industries is no way to make a living Paradox

Pocket 5

• Ohhhh dear.
• This is not going to go over well with the boss.
• I really need to think how I'm going to explain this to Maximilian
• Arin, I get that you have some big feelings, but I can't have you destroying my job
• Fairfax Industries is bigger than you, Pocket

Rat King 5

• You'd think that skeletons and rats would get along, but no. We do not.
• Have a rat problem? Fairfax industries has the solution!
• Clearing out an infestation has never been easier thanks to the Chimera Mark 1!
• Hanta virus doesn’t stand a chance against the Chimera Mark 1.
• Ask anyone at Eldritch Tactical Solutions, and they will tell you that toppling a government isn't easy, but that doesn’t mean it can’t be fun. Buy the Chimera Mark 1 today!

Rem 5

• This is not the place for children.
• Go home Rem
• Remember kids: ask your parents permission before handling the Chimera Mark One
• As you can see here, children should not play with Fairfax military products
• Thanks for being part of the demonstration, Rem

Seven 5

• Seven wouldn't even be alive if Fairfax Industries won that Lost Whisper contract.
• I took down Seven.
• I expected more from a Lost Whisper fugitive.
• Seven is no longer a threat.
• The Chimera Mark I brings even the worst criminals to task.

Shiv 5

• I took out Shiv
• It's adorable that you still try to kill people with knives, Shiv
• You have charisma Shiv, but that's not enough... you need a product that's sellable, and you're not it.
• Shiv never had a chance against The Chimera Mark 1
• You're a dangerous man Shiv, but danger never scared me.

Silver 5

• Even werewolves are no match for The Chimera Mark One
• Fairfax Industries has not found a cure for lycanthropy, but we have found a way to kill werewolves.
• Silver, tooth and claw were never going to hold a candle to Cadenza made steel
• Have a werewolf problem but no silver bullets? Try Fairfax Munitions
• Took down the werewolf

Sinclair 5

• Two-for-one is a helluva bargain.
• You got stage presence, but you don't have that jena-se quax when it comes to combat
• And so closes the final curtain
• You put on quite the show, Sinclair... but it's time to go home.
• And that right there is why you always get a pre-nup

Solomon 5

• Solomon, I won't lie: I do not like you.
• Looks like condescending wisdom is no match for the Chimera Mark 1
• I don't know why Maggie goes to that guy for advice.
• The Chimera Mark 1 cannot solve all your problems. For instance, I still possess animus for Solomon, even though I completely obliterated him.
• There's only room for one father figure in my life and his name is Maximillian Fairfax!

The Doorman 5

• From one company man to another, you have my respect
• The doorman is no longer a concern
• I took down the doorman
• I like the cut of your jib sir, but I can't let you win
• There goes one helluva doorman

Venator 5

• No one told me I would be dealing with a Venator...
• Scared of homicidal priests paying YOU a visit? Buy a Chimera Mark One today!
• There's always going to be some zealot trying to stop progress
• *sigh* traditionalists...
• Religious superstition will never stop progress

Victor 5

• There's only room for one for ghoulish facsimile of life, my friend
• Even the unkillable are no match for the minds at Fairfax Industries
• Immortal? I think not.
• Victor, you are one tough son of a bitch and my hat is off to you
• Victor you were a warrior in every sense of the word, and you have my respect.

Vindicta 5

• Killed the competition.
• Their sniper has been outgunned.
• You're stuck in the past, Vindicta.
• I took out the vengeance spirit.
• We can't have two flying merchants of death, now can we?

Violet 5

• Stay in school, Violet. Maybe one day you can work in the Fairfax art department.
• Combat isn't for you Violet, consider an internship at Fairfax Industries
• As you can see the Chimera Mark 1 handles beautifully against college students.
• Campus security could be a breeze with the Chimera Mark 1!
• Now if that young lady was equipped with Strix Soul Killers, she never would've died

Viscous 5

• Fairfax Industries cares about the issues of The Deep, but they have to wait for a later time.
• Viscous, you are a walking EPA violation.
• Stopped the Sentient pile of goo.
• This is not your day Viscous
• You picked a helluva time to visit New York, Viscous

Vyper 5

• Stopped Viper
• No one likes you Viper
• You're a crook, Viper. A swindler. A nere-do-well. And I'm not sorry you're dead.
• I'm glad I wasn't stuck working with her...
• Took down Viper

Warden 5

• Took down Warden
• There goes one serious man
• Never negotiate with zealots
• Some people you just know you can't sell to.
• Warden is out of commission

Wraith 5

• Fairfax Industries doesn't do business with criminals
• If you want to bet on something Wraith, bet on Maximilian Fairfax
• Wraith, become a legitimate businesswoman, and then we can talk
• Took down Wraith
• The gamblers dead

Yamato 5

• That lady had a mean streak...
• I took down Yamato
• You can't do business with a woman like that
• Fairfax Industries wouldn't be caught dead doing business with The 7th Moon
• What's a sword compared to Fairfax engineering?

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• Very impressive Abrams! Abrams: big stun
• They took out Apollo! Apollo dies in lane
• They took out baba! Baba dies in lane
• Good hook Bebop Bebop: far hook
• They took out Billy! Billy dies in lane
• They took out Calico! Calico dies in lane

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• They have the Rejuvenator. An enemy takes the Rejuvenator
• Where is ETS when you need them Abrams is hard to kill
• Whoaaaa! Bebop: hooked
• Look out for the professor Dynamo: charges
• Here comes the owl! Grey Talon: see missile
• You can't hide from me, haze Haze: kill when invisible

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• Behold! Using Strix Salvo
• As you can see, the Chimera can support plenty of weight Using Close The Deal on Abrams
• You won't believe your eyes! Using Chimera Mk1
• You're about to get one helluva view Using Close The Deal on Apollo
• Venting heat Using Jettison Fuel
• The chimera soars like a pigeon Using Close The Deal on Baba

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• Recharged and ready. Using Refresher
• Colossus! Using Colossus
• Curse! Using Curse
• Decay! Using Decay
• Echo Shard! Using Echo Shard
• Cold Front! Using Cold Front

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• My abilities can improve Unspent ability points
• Where did everyone go... Warning
• Oh dear. Ability line
• That was almost a disaster... Close call
• Great job! Congratulating
• Where'd they go? Hunting

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• Strix is almost ready Strix Salvo almost ready
• Abrams's above us! Abrams above
• Strix is on cooldown Strix Salvo not ready
• Let's take out Apollo. Attack Apollo
• Jetpack's almost ready Chimera Mk1 almost ready
• Let's take out Baba Attack Baba

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