Deadman Danny voice lines

When picked 10

• Deadman Danny, at your service
• My friend, you look like you're in need of a skeleton with a jetpack, but not just any jetpack, the Fairfax Industries Chimera Mark 1.
• At Fairfax Industries we say "All's Fair", but that's not true, because with the Fairfax Chimera Mark 1, you have the advantage.
• Some people look at me and say that I'm a salesman, but that is not true. A salesman's job is to sell products, I am a prophet, a man blessed and cursed with the duty of showing you the future.
• Today, Zephyrs make airship flight possible... but what if there was a better way?
• Ladies and gentlemen, the demonstration that you are about to see is extremely dangerous.
• Fairfax industries has always been the vanguard of occult technology, but today visionary Maximillian Fairfax, and genius Margret McGinnis have crafted the thing of military dreams. It is my honor, it is my privilege, and I daresay it is the highlight of my career to present to you the Chimera Mark 1.
• My friends, there is a war ravaging North Ixia… and while we all pray for peace, for the safety of our countrymen in South Ixia we must prepare for war. To that end I say: what better way to protect the 52nd state than with the Chimera Mark 1?
• This is not the first time that I have flown the Chimera Mark 1, but if Maggie did her job properly, then this will be the first time that I don't blow up doing so.
• If you have never seen a skeleton soar through the heavens on the wings of a soul powered jetpack, you my friends are in for the treat of a life time.

When swapped out 10

• Apologies, I have to go to long island to demonstrate a lip gloss that doubles as a corrosive acid
• I'd love to help, but I'm down a femur, both radii, and a good chunk of my spine after McGinnis had a great idea she wanted to try.
• I don't need to summon The Patron. Presenting fine Fairfax Industries products is reward enough
• Apologies there is a corporate retreat on cadenza that I must attend.
• I’m a company man it wouldn’t feel right to work for anyone who’s not Maximilian Fairfax
• I have a prior commitment today. There’s an elementary school that needs to learn about the dangers of fire elementals
• If I show up I risk getting in Maggie‘s way and that simply will not do.
• The chimera has a few more kinks that need to be worked out before I can give it a test run.
• Sorry my PTO already got approved
• My specialty is showing off the hardware not actually using the hardware

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Deadman Danny and Baba

1. Deadman Danny Why hello young lady!
2. Baba Oh shut up you bag of bones, leave me alone.
3. Deadman Danny Tough crowd.
4. Baba Tougher than you.
5. Deadman Danny There is no need for hostilities, I will leave you alone.

Deadman Danny and Billy

1. Billy I can't believe you whore yourself out to Fairfax Industries.
2. Deadman Danny Sir, I am no professional courtesan, I am a safety specialist, and my role while distasteful to you, ultimately saves lives.
3. Billy You tell yourself whatever you want buddy.
4. Deadman Danny My furry friend, the only thing that I am telling myself is the truth.

Deadman Danny and Haze

1. Deadman Danny If you ever want to go into the private sector Eldritch Tactical Solutions, a fine subsidiary of Fairfax Industries, it's always looking for operatives like you.
2. Haze I'm not psychotic enough to work for ETS.
3. Deadman Danny Haze, don't let media slander color your view of a fine company.
4. Haze I've operated in North Ixia.
5. Deadman Danny Never mind then.

Deadman Danny and Kelvin

1. Deadman Danny Kelvin you seem like a helluva guy but I'm not sure how our partnership is going to work.
2. Kelvin I think the dynamics are clear, it's my job to support you.
3. Deadman Danny Yes but how? Why would I walk on an ice path when I can soar through the heavens with the Chimera Mark One.
4. Kelvin Well-
5. Deadman Danny How can I benefit from your ice dome when I'm raining fiery death from the sky?
6. Kelvin I mean I-
7. Deadman Danny Your ice grenades don't even detonate in the air, what are the odds you could heal m-
8. Kelvin Your point is well made, now shut up.

Deadman Danny and Nurse Harrow

1. Deadman Danny Miss, now you look like a hard working medical professional
2. Nurse Harrow How astute.
3. Deadman Danny Now what if I told you that Fairfax Industries was ready to revolutionize the possessed child industry? Would you be interested or extremely interested?
4. Nurse Harrow Do you always run your mouth like this?
5. Deadman Danny Miss, the modern world does not walk it runs. And here in the 20th century your options are either to be the finest horse and buggy coachman and be unemployed, or to learn to love the automobile.

Deadman Danny and Rat King

1. Rat King You.
2. Deadman Danny I see I left an impression
3. Rat King 31 of my people died screaming thanks to you.
4. Deadman Danny Thanks to science. I didn’t develop Vermicide; I just presented it.
5. Rat King You’re complicit. And one day I’ll make sure you suffer for it.

Deadman Danny and Seven

1. Seven I'm a surprised Fairfax isn't concerned about you being seen with me
2. Deadman Danny I'm a firm believer that there's no such thing as bad publicity

Deadman Danny and Solomon

1. Deadman Danny I see you're planning on bringing some wisdom to the table
2. Solomon Don’t patronize me
3. Deadman Danny I'm trying to be charming, not patronizing
4. Solomon You may be tryin', but you sure as hell ain't succeeding.

Deadman Danny and Victor

1. Deadman Danny Victor, have you ever considered a future in sales?
2. Victor No.
3. Deadman Danny Good, you'd be stepping all over my gimmick

Deadman Danny and Violet

1. Violet Do you like working for Fairfax Industries?
2. Deadman Danny Miss, I don't work for Fairfax Industries because when you love what you do it is not a job, it is a calling.
3. Violet But they pay you, right?
4. Deadman Danny Without question.

Deadman Danny and Baba

1. Baba That contraption you're wearing is an abomination.
2. Deadman Danny Your bench has chicken legs.
3. Baba It's magic.
4. Deadman Danny Science is magic that’s reliable.
5. Baba Bah.

Deadman Danny and Billy

1. Billy Fairfax Industries sucks.
2. Deadman Danny I disagree.
3. Billy You suck.
4. Deadman Danny Again, I disagree.
5. Billy Maggie McGinnis is a moron.
6. Deadman Danny Your ignorance is impressive sir.
7. Billy Maximillian Fairfa-
8. Deadman Danny Is a genius! Is an icon! Is the very reason you have the freedom to cast aspersions about him in the first place! For on the six day, God created man because he knew that he couldn't rest on the seventh until the Fairfax bloodline walked this earth to finish the job he started!
9. Billy You know buddy, I am going to let that one go because you are clearly out of your goddamn mind.

Deadman Danny and Haze

1. Deadman Danny Haze, would it be too much to ask for a testimonial on the Chimera MK1's performance today?
2. Haze It would be an honest report.
3. Deadman Danny I'd expect nothing less from a fine civil servant such as yourself. Your honest feedback's critical in making the Chimera MK1 the best it can be.

Deadman Danny and Kelvin

1. Kelvin If you see Mr. Fairfax please tell him that I appreciate his investment in my last expedition.
2. Deadman Danny I think it may be best to not remind him of your failures.
3. Kelvin I'm grateful none the less.

Deadman Danny and Nurse Harrow

1. Nurse Harrow What manner of being are you?
2. Deadman Danny I'm afraid that's proprietary information
3. Nurse Harrow So you belong to Fairfax lock, stock and barrel?
4. Deadman Danny I belong to nobody, but god do I love what I do

Deadman Danny and Rat King

1. Rat King When this is over, me and the boys are gonna chew your face off.
2. Deadman Danny I think you will find that rather hard to do given my condition, sir
3. Rat King Don't get smart with me, crumbum.
4. Deadman Danny I'm just suggesting you threaten with more accuracy
5. Rat King I'll remember the tip when I'm gnawing on your bones
6. Deadman Danny Now we're getting somewhere.

Deadman Danny and Seven

1. Seven You're a fool to trust Fairfax.
2. Deadman Danny Maximillian Fairfax is a visionary. Trusting in that vision is one of the best choices I've ever made.
3. Seven He'll cast you aside the second you become an inconvenience, or worse: dare to have a vision of your own.
4. Deadman Danny The Fairfax vision is my vision.
5. Seven You're pathetic.
6. Deadman Danny Sir, I am employed.

Deadman Danny and Solomon

1. Deadman Danny And how are you doing today?
2. Deadman Danny Ok, I see I'll be the one doing the talking.
3. Deadman Danny You know Maggie says that she loves talking with you, I don't know why you're not extending me the same courtesy?
4. Solomon That's because Maggie's not trying to sell me something.
5. Deadman Danny I can't help being exuberant about what I do.
6. Solomon You should try.

Deadman Danny and Victor

1. Victor So did that Fairfax guy create you?
2. Deadman Danny Maximilian Fairfax has made me the man I am today.
3. Victor I'm talking literally.
4. Deadman Danny And I'm afraid my non-disclosure agreement is quite comprehensive and covers questions about my very existence.

Deadman Danny and Violet

1. Deadman Danny And how are you doing this fine day?
2. Violet I can't afford a jetpack.
3. Deadman Danny This is unsurprising, if not expected. But what if I told you that Fairfax Industries has developed a stain remover that works on oil paint
4. Violet I'd be interested
5. Deadman Danny Then after the ritual I look forward to giving you a demonstration.

Deadman Danny and Baba

1. Baba Your boss is a real piece of shit.
2. Deadman Danny Maximillian Fairfax is a gentlemen, a genius, and the hero of our century.
3. Baba Maximillian? What happened to Walter?
4. Deadman Danny He's dead.
5. Baba When did that happen?
6. Deadman Danny About 10 years after his son took over the company.
7. Baba Huh.

Deadman Danny and Billy

1. Billy You're apart of the Fairfax Industries war machine.
2. Deadman Danny No need to thank me sir, a good job is its own reward.
3. Billy You oughta be ashamed of your self man.
4. Deadman Danny I see this conversation has taken a turn.

Deadman Danny and Haze

1. Haze Hey Danny, I know a lot of people think that you're a joke, but I have a lot of friends who would've died if you hadn't defined best practices for handling a vorpal grenade.
2. Deadman Danny I'm glad I made a difference.
3. Haze Thank you.
4. Deadman Danny Don't thank me, thank Fairfax Industries

Deadman Danny and Kelvin

1. Deadman Danny You should let Maggie study you.
2. Kelvin I don't think so.
3. Deadman Danny She's the brightest mind of a generation.
4. Kelvin I want to live my life, not hide in a lab.

Deadman Danny and Nurse Harrow

1. Nurse Harrow I bet I could exorcize you from that husk.
2. Deadman Danny Please don't.
3. Nurse Harrow Don't cross me.
4. Deadman Danny Wouldn't dream of it

Deadman Danny and Rat King

1. Deadman Danny I hear once we summon the patron you're going to run Long Island
2. Rat King That's right
3. Deadman Danny Have you given any thought on how you're going to protect it? Because Fairfax Industries has many reasonable artillery solutions in the event that people don't take kindly to your occupation.
4. Rat King I don't need help from someone like you
5. Deadman Danny You say that now, but please take my card in case you change your mind.

Deadman Danny and Seven

1. Seven I'm not sure who is strapped to a worse death trap, me or you.
2. Deadman Danny In terms of stability? Me. In terms of quality? You. Because if Fairfax Industries made your execution device I promise you that you would not be standing here today.
3. Seven How fortunate for me

Deadman Danny and Solomon

1. Solomon So you gonna drop the act or what?
2. Deadman Danny I see someone likes throwing stones.
3. Solomon Don't compare us.

Deadman Danny and Victor

1. Victor Why do you let them desecrate your body for a paycheck.
2. Deadman Danny Sir, you're acting like I'm a punchline when I am not. My work, while theatrical at times, legitimately saves lives. And if that means I lose an arm in an unexpected blender calamity from time to time, so be it.

Deadman Danny and Violet

1. Violet Is it true that Lili Fairfax gave her daughter a John Waterhouse for a birthday present?
2. Deadman Danny I haven't heard that rumor, but it is certainly plausible
3. Violet That's insane
4. Deadman Danny I would say eccentric

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• The only streak I respect is from a strix soul killer painting the heavens Ending someone's streak
• Brought down Abrams Killing Abrams
• Did I kill a potential customer? Yes. Did I impress 5 more? Absolutely. Any kill
• I think Fairfax relations with North Ixia just got a little more strained Killing Apollo
• All that money would have been better spent on a Chimera Mark I Killing a rich enemy
• Fighting a witch? With the Chimera Mark 1, it's no problem Killing Baba

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• Very impressive Abrams! Abrams: big stun
• They took out Apollo! Apollo dies in lane
• They took out baba! Baba dies in lane
• Good hook Bebop Bebop: far hook
• They took out Billy! Billy dies in lane
• They took out Calico! Calico dies in lane

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• They have the Rejuvenator. An enemy takes the Rejuvenator
• Where is ETS when you need them Abrams is hard to kill
• Whoaaaa! Bebop: hooked
• Look out for the professor Dynamo: charges
• Here comes the owl! Grey Talon: see missile
• You can't hide from me, haze Haze: kill when invisible

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• Behold! Using Strix Salvo
• As you can see, the Chimera can support plenty of weight Using Close The Deal on Abrams
• You won't believe your eyes! Using Chimera Mk1
• You're about to get one helluva view Using Close The Deal on Apollo
• Venting heat Using Jettison Fuel
• The chimera soars like a pigeon Using Close The Deal on Baba

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• Recharged and ready. Using Refresher
• Colossus! Using Colossus
• Curse! Using Curse
• Decay! Using Decay
• Echo Shard! Using Echo Shard
• Cold Front! Using Cold Front

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• My abilities can improve Unspent ability points
• Where did everyone go... Warning
• Oh dear. Ability line
• That was almost a disaster... Close call
• Great job! Congratulating
• Where'd they go? Hunting

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• Strix is almost ready Strix Salvo almost ready
• Abrams's above us! Abrams above
• Strix is on cooldown Strix Salvo not ready
• Let's take out Apollo. Attack Apollo
• Jetpack's almost ready Chimera Mk1 almost ready
• Let's take out Baba Attack Baba

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