Kelvin voice lines

• Time for an adventure! When picked
• Ah, well good luck to you in your future endeavors. When swapped out
• Let's get started, shall we? When picked
• A pity we won't be working together. When swapped out
• I'm feeling good about this, yes? When picked
• If you change your mind you know where to find me. When swapped out

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Kelvin and Abrams

1. Kelvin If we work together, victory is assured.
2. Abrams You're the most confident dead man I've ever met.
3. Kelvin My friend, the grave has no time for pessimism .

Kelvin and Apollo

1. Apollo You're one of humanity's bravest are you not?
2. Kelvin I suppose that begs the question if I'm even human anymore.

Kelvin and Baba

1. Kelvin Are you sure you're up for this miss?
2. Baba If a deadman can complete the ritual, so can an old lady.
3. Kelvin I was just being-
4. Baba Rude is what you were being. Now apologize.
5. Kelvin I- I'm sorry.
6. Baba Alls forgiven.

Kelvin and Bebop

1. Kelvin You look concerned my friend.
2. Bebop Just worried about Miss Shelly is all.
3. Kelvin I understand. Just know that I'll do whatever I can to help you both.

Kelvin and Billy

1. Billy So the guy in charge is the only survivor, huh? Typical.
2. Kelvin I assure you I'd give anything to change that, Billy.
3. Billy Oh yeah? Something tells me you ain't asking the Patron to trade your life for theirs.

Kelvin and Calico

1. Calico Looking for one last adventure?
2. Kelvin Hopefully this isn’t the last.

Kelvin and Celeste

1. Kelvin Are there other's like you?
2. Celeste Circus performers?
3. Kelvin Unicorns.
4. Celeste I can't tell you that.
5. Kelvin I don't suppose it would make a difference if I said "please"
6. Celeste It would not.

Kelvin and Deadman Danny

1. Deadman Danny Kelvin you seem like a helluva guy but I'm not sure how our partnership is going to work.
2. Kelvin I think the dynamics are clear, it's my job to support you.
3. Deadman Danny Yes but how? Why would I walk on an ice path when I can soar through the heavens with the Chimera Mark One.
4. Kelvin Well-
5. Deadman Danny How can I benefit from your ice dome when I'm raining fiery death from the sky?
6. Kelvin I mean I-
7. Deadman Danny Your ice grenades don't even detonate in the air, what are the odds you could heal m-
8. Kelvin Your point is well made, now shut up.

Kelvin and Drifter

1. Drifter What's on your mind Kelvin
2. Kelvin Just wondering if getting the answers I seek is worth helping you in the process.
3. Drifter Now that is the question, isn't it…

Kelvin and Dynamo

1. Kelvin Haven't seen you since the Black Chateau.
2. Dynamo Well, you've been a little busy being dead.
3. Kelvin It certainly does cut down on socializing.
4. Dynamo It's great to see you again Kelvin.

Kelvin and Grey Talon

1. Kelvin All that rage won't bring your family back.
2. Grey Talon You don't know me. You don't know my family. And I'm willing to bet you don't know what real loss feels like. So kindly keep your dime store platitudes to yourself.

Kelvin and Haze

1. Kelvin What you see in people's dreams has to be fascinating.
2. Haze More like horrifying.
3. Kelvin That many nightmares?
4. Haze Nightmares are easy. There's enough commonality in what people are afraid of… What's scary is what people dream for.

Kelvin and Holliday

1. Holliday You look more out of place than I do
2. Kelvin The dead rarely are consumed by fashion.

Kelvin and Infernus

1. Kelvin Good to see that Jezebel's is still up and running.
2. Infernus Depending on how tonight goes it may not be running much longer.
3. Kelvin Have faith Infernus, we won't fail.

Kelvin and Ivy

1. Kelvin You know I could use someone like you on one of my expeditions.
2. Ivy Thanks for the offer sir, but I don't think I could be away from the Arroyo's that long.
3. Kelvin If you change your mind let me know.

Kelvin and Lady Geist

1. Kelvin I never got to say thank you for your patronage Lady Geist.
2. Lady Geist Sarcasm doesn't suit you Kelvin.
3. Kelvin I'm serious. Obviously the expedition didn't go as planned, but we wouldn't have had the opportunity were it not for your funding.
4. Lady Geist What happened.
5. Kelvin I don't know, but I intend to find out.

Kelvin and Lash

1. Lash Nice beard.
2. Kelvin Nice mustache.
3. Lash Well aren't we pair of handsome bastards.

Kelvin and McGinnis

1. Kelvin I've watched your career from afar Miss McGinnis, very impressive.
2. McGinnis Thanks! You can drop the Miss though. Feel free to call me McGinnis or Maggie. Really anything that makes me feel like I'm not in a boardroom.
3. Kelvin I'll keep that in mind.

Kelvin and Mirage

1. Kelvin The djinn have an uphill battle facing them.
2. Mirage Good things seldom come easily.
3. Kelvin Do you think Nashala has a chance at brokering a deal?
4. Mirage If there is anyone that can pull it off, it will be her.

Kelvin and Mo & Krill

1. Mo & Krill Your adventures were inspiring to read about Kelvin
2. Kelvin It's nice to meet someone who actually read them.
3. Mo & Krill They were riveting. I'm a… I'm a bit of an author myself actually.
4. Kelvin That's great.
5. Mo & Krill If you would be willing to take a look at my manuscript -
6. Kelvin I believe the ritual is about to start, but we'll catch up afterwards

Kelvin and Nurse Harrow

1. Kelvin I hope my condition doesn't lower your trust in me.
2. Nurse Harrow It certainly does not bolster it.
3. Kelvin I'm here to help.
4. Nurse Harrow So you say. I look forward to you proving it.

Kelvin and Paradox

1. Paradox I don't suppose you have any trinkets you'd be willing to donate to the Paradox museum.
2. Kelvin Why do I have the feeling that you already robbed me.
3. Paradox Who's to say: we definitely planned on robbing you during the ritual, but my colleague may or may not have broken into your home yet.
4. Kelvin I'm not sure what to say to that
5. Paradox Be flattered that you lived a life interesting enough to be robbed by us.

Kelvin and Rat King

1. Rat King Keep your rotting corpse away from me, ya crumbum.
2. Kelvin I'm fairly well preserved, actually.
3. Rat King Shut up.

Kelvin and Rem

1. Kelvin Stay inside my dome, little one, it will protect you.
2. Rem The cold makes me sleepy.
3. Kelvin Doesn't everything make you sleepy?
4. Rem Maybe….

Kelvin and Seven

1. Kelvin Why do you hate me.
2. Seven The patron will reveal all.
3. Kelvin And then what.
4. Seven Then I let you stew on when I'll come to kill you.

Kelvin and Silver

1. Kelvin It's not too late for you to become a hero, Silver.
2. Silver What? Like you?
3. Kelvin I would never presume to be someone's role model, but if you find yourself in need of one…
4. Silver Kelvin, you're dead. The last thing I wanna do is end up like you.

Kelvin and Solomon

1. Solomon It's hard seeing a great man look so sad.
2. Kelvin I'm not great. I was. But now…
3. Solomon It's still in you Kelvin.
4. Kelvin I failed.
5. Solomon Everyone fails.
6. Kelvin Not me.
7. Solomon Everyone. And the sooner you accept that, the sooner you can move on with your life.

Kelvin and The Doorman

1. Kelvin I've heard there are fascinating mysteries afoot at The Baroness.
2. The Doorman Oh Kelvin… the things I have seen and heard are spectacular.
3. Kelvin Perhaps I should arrange a stay.
4. The Doorman I think that's a wonderful idea

Kelvin and Venator

1. Venator You're unnatural.
2. Kelvin Does that scare you?
3. Venator Scared? No. Uneasy? Yes.
4. Kelvin I am no villain.
5. Venator You don't know what you are Kelvin, and if you don't know what happened to you, then I can't trust you. Not fully.

Kelvin and Victor

1. Kelvin Look at us: a couple of walking corpses ready to stare death in the eye.
2. Victor You seem fairly cheerful about it.
3. Kelvin Why not? It's better than the alternative.
4. Victor You have no issues with being a grotesque mirror of humanity.
5. Kelvin My friend: we were gifted unnatural life. Don't squander it, travel. Write a book. Find love.
6. Victor I'm not taking advice from someone wearing a parka in New York.

Kelvin and Vindicta

1. Vindicta So you're a wight?
2. Kelvin Some people say revenant, but I'm not sure if there's really a difference.
3. Vindicta I understand. I just stick with ghost for simplicities sake.

Kelvin and Violet

1. Violet Hey Kelvin, any advice for when you really need a commission, but just can't deal with the sponsor?
2. Kelvin Sometimes a benefactor just needs attention. Give them a performance, a little empathy, and you'd be surprised what you can get away with.
3. Violet That sounds exhausting.
4. Kelvin It can be
5. Violet I suppose I could pull a you and just take the money and disappear off the face of the Earth for like a year
6. Kelvin I really don't recommend it.

Kelvin and Viscous

1. Viscous Have you ever explored the deep?
2. Kelvin No, but I would like to one day.
3. Viscous If you do, can I be your guide?
4. Kelvin I would be honored.
5. Viscous I made a friend!
6. Kelvin You most certainly have.

Kelvin and Vyper

1. Vyper Hey, you're that judgy corpse, right?
2. Kelvin I don't think I'm particularly judgmental…
3. Vyper Whatcha think about me?
4. Kelvin That you've spent more time inside prison than outside of it, so perhaps crime is not what you're best suited for.
5. Vyper Sounds pretty judgey
6. Kelvin I suppose it does.

Kelvin and Wraith

1. Kelvin We don't have time for cynicism today Wraith.
2. Wraith I'm not cynical.
3. Kelvin I've seen the contempt you have for your fellow man.
4. Wraith You say contempt, I say managed expectations.

Kelvin and Yamato

1. Yamato They say you're brave.
2. Kelvin Some do, yes.
3. Yamato Is that why you died?
4. Kelvin I…I wish I knew.

Kelvin and Abrams

1. Abrams You hot in that thing?
2. Kelvin Revenant's don't really sweat.
3. Abrams Checks out.

Kelvin and Apollo

1. Kelvin I know who you are.
2. Apollo It's not a secret.
3. Kelvin Why risk your life doing this? You already have money and power.
4. Apollo This isn't about me. It's about my home.

Kelvin and Baba

1. Baba Whatever happened to that Ettrick fellow you wrote so much about?
2. Kelvin I… I don't know.
3. Baba You don't know or you don't want to know?
4. Kelvin The ritual is about to start.

Kelvin and Bebop

1. Bebop I'm still a little confused on your condition: are you alive or dead.
2. Kelvin I wish I knew. A little of both I suppose.
3. Bebop That doesn't make any sense.
4. Kelvin It makes as much sense as me talking to an animated scrap pile, yes?
5. Bebop Not really. I was summoned into existence by an act of craftsmanship, willpower and sacrifice. There's a clear path that someone could replicate. You're a pseudo corpse with a glowing rock.
6. Kelvin Fair.

Kelvin and Billy

1. Kelvin So…. Billy… How did you get the-
2. Billy Bro, I'm not gonna be the subject of your next book so don't bother asking about the goat head cause I ain't telling you shit.
3. Kelvin You're being needlessly hostile.
4. Billy Tell me I'm wrong.
5. Billy Didn't think so.

Kelvin and Calico

1. Kelvin I'm not sure you should have brought your cat here.
2. Calico Oh don't worry about Ava, she'll be fine.

Kelvin and Celeste

1. Kelvin Is it true your show has a camel with human hands?
2. Celeste Oh yeah.
3. Kelvin That's unnatural
4. Celeste You ain't lying.

Kelvin and Deadman Danny

1. Kelvin If you see Mr. Fairfax please tell him that I appreciate his investment in my last expedition.
2. Deadman Danny I think it may be best to not remind him of your failures.
3. Kelvin I'm grateful none the less.

Kelvin and Drifter

1. Drifter You're lookin a little upset Kelvin.
2. Kelvin I don't want to work with someone like you.
3. Drifter Careful now, you keep talkin' like that you might hurt my feelings; and no one wants that…

Kelvin and Dynamo

1. Kelvin This story writes itself: two men of science fighting to get our lives back.
2. Dynamo Today will be a day to remember, my friend.
3. Kelvin Indeed it will.

Kelvin and Grey Talon

1. Grey Talon Trap them in your ice dome and leave the rest to me.
2. Kelvin I create shelter for those in need of aid.
3. Grey Talon Today you create a killing floor for me, do you understand?
4. Kelvin Talon, I-
5. Grey Talon Do. You. Understand.
6. Kelvin Yes.

Kelvin and Haze

1. Haze The OSIC have questions about your condition.
2. Kelvin Is this a friendly request for a chat or a threat?
3. Haze It's the federal government, why not both.
4. Kelvin I take it I should make myself… unavailable after the ritual?
5. Haze What you do with your time while I'm filing reports is entirely up to you.
6. Kelvin Thank you.

Kelvin and Holliday

1. Holliday What happened to you?
2. Kelvin My friend, I wish I knew… I'm just looking for answers.
3. Holliday Aren't we all…

Kelvin and Infernus

1. Infernus Kelvin, I wanna make this quick so I can get back to the bar.
2. Kelvin I look forward to celebrating with you there.

Kelvin and Ivy

1. Ivy Mr. Kelvin?
2. Kelvin Yes?
3. Ivy I know this is an awkward time to ask, but when this is over would you be willing to talk to my little brother? He's a big fan of your adventure stories.
4. Kelvin Of course Ivy.

Kelvin and Lady Geist

1. Kelvin You seem to be short on friends Lady Geist
2. Lady Geist I don't need friends, that's what money's for.
3. Kelvin That way of thinking is a fast path to a lonely life… you'll realize that when you're older.
4. Lady Geist Kelvin. Believe me when I tell you that you have no idea what you're talking about.

Kelvin and Lash

1. Lash What's with the parka
2. Kelvin I died in the arctic.
3. Lash That keep you from changing your clothes?
4. Kelvin This glowing rock could be the only thing keeping me alive so I'm not risking taking it off.

Kelvin and McGinnis

1. McGinnis I'm looking forward to working with you Kevin.
2. Kelvin Kelvin.
3. McGinnis That's what I said.
4. Kelvin I'm pretty sure you said Kevin.
5. McGinnis Psh, no.
6. Kelvin Yes.
7. McGinnis I think I know what I said.
8. Kelvin I think you do too.

Kelvin and Mirage

1. Kelvin I imagine your career choice has taken you to some fantastic locales.
2. Mirage It has.
3. Kelvin I look forward to reading all about them.
4. Mirage You won't be. Revealing those details would be a major break of Nashala's trust.
5. Kelvin Disappointing, but respectable.

Kelvin and Mo & Krill

1. Kelvin Your friendship is inspiring to behold
2. Mo & Krill Respect and certain death have a way of binding people together don't they.
3. Kelvin Yes. Yes they do…

Kelvin and Nurse Harrow

1. Kelvin Between the two of us, death will not find our allies today.
2. Nurse Harrow I'm here, death was never going to find them.
3. Kelvin I like your confidence.
4. Nurse Harrow Not confidence. Just the truth.

Kelvin and Paradox

1. Kelvin You have so many gifts and yet you waste them on petty theft and childish stunts.
2. Paradox That's a little judgmental.
3. Kelvin It's the truth.
4. Paradox The heart wants what the heart wants Kelvin.

Kelvin and Rat King

1. Kelvin So how long have you been king?
2. Rat King Why do you care.
3. Kelvin Other cultures fascinate me. I'd love to learn everything about yours.
4. Rat King Yeah? I bet you would… then you can pretend to be my friend and exploit us later. No thanks.
5. Kelvin That's not my-
6. Rat King We're done.

Kelvin and Rem

1. Rem Do you sleep?
2. Kelvin Not anymore.
3. Rem That's stupid.
4. Kelvin It's a result of becoming a revenant.
5. Rem Why did you do that?
6. Kelvin It's not a why so much as a how.
7. Rem How did you do that?
8. Kelvin I don't know.
9. Rem Kelvin you're one of those adults that makes no sense but uses big words to make it sound they do.

Kelvin and Seven

1. Seven Don't worry Kelvin, I won't let you die.
2. Kelvin I thought you hated me
3. Seven I do. But if anyone is going to kill you, it's going to be me.

Kelvin and Silver

1. Silver Is that wereotter fur on the parka?
2. Kelvin Otter otter.
3. Silver Just checking.

Kelvin and Solomon

1. Solomon Have you thought about your next expedition?
2. Kelvin Either Appalachia or The Deep.
3. Solomon Good choices. I look forward to reading about them.
4. Kelvin And I look forward to writing about them… but first we must complete the ritual.

Kelvin and The Doorman

1. The Doorman I'm so happy to see you Kelvin.
2. Kelvin Why's that?
3. The Doorman To look at you is to look at the human condition. Proud, strong, capable of incredible things, but ultimately a slave to your own hubris. Truly, you are the total package.
4. Kelvin Was that intended as a compliment?
5. The Doorman It was neither barb nor balm. It's just the truth.

Kelvin and Victor

1. Kelvin Do you have a plan for the battle, my morose friend.
2. Victor My plans tend to devolve into me throwing my body at my enemies until we all drown in blood.
3. Kelvin That doesn't sound very sustainable.
4. Victor Ideally I rise like a macabre phoenix, but it doesn't always work out.

Kelvin and Vindicta

1. Vindicta That ice dome of yours had best not block my line of sight.
2. Kelvin Vindicta, my priority will always be saving life; not facilitating you ending it.
3. Vindicta That's your problem Kelvin… I am saving life.

Kelvin and Violet

1. Kelvin You look mad at the world.
2. Violet I'm not thrilled with it.
3. Kelvin You're too young to have a chip on your shoulder.
4. Violet Don't tell me how to feel.
5. Kelvin Just giving some friendly advice.
6. Violet I didn't ask for it
7. Kelvin I meant no offence, consider my advice withdrawn
8. Violet Thank you.

Kelvin and Viscous

1. Viscous You have a dome. I have a cube.
2. Kelvin I see we both know our shapes.
3. Viscous We do! We also both know that the cube is better.
4. Kelvin I wouldn't go that far.
5. Viscous I would. Because it's better. It's The Cube.

Kelvin and Vyper

1. Vyper You got any liquid courage in that that parka of yours for when it gets cold?
2. Kelvin I don't get cold anymore.
3. Vyper Neat, anyway back to the whiskey question.
4. Kelvin I don't.
5. Vyper Lame.

Kelvin and Wraith

1. Wraith What happened on your expedition?
2. Kelvin I wish I knew.
3. Wraith That why you're here?
4. Kelvin Correct. It's time I find answers.

Kelvin and Yamato

1. Kelvin You're an odious woman, Yamato.
2. Yamato Odious…
3. Kelvin Cruel. Vile.
4. Yamato Ah. Yes. I suppose I am. Be grateful that I kill on your behalf today.

Kelvin and Abrams

1. Abrams You worried that at the last minute the Patron's are gonna screw us?
2. Kelvin Detective… now more than ever we need hope, not skepticism.
3. Abrams Hope doesn't keep you alive.
4. Kelvin Trust me my friend, sometimes it’s the only thing that does.

Kelvin and Apollo

1. Kelvin Why did your father send you here?
2. Apollo I'm not completing the ritual for my father.
3. Kelvin I meant New York.
4. Apollo He thought it was safer for me.
5. Kelvin You have a curious way of respecting his concerns.
6. Apollo The reward is worth the risk
7. Kelvin Let's hope so.

Kelvin and Baba

1. Baba I'm onto you.
2. Kelvin What?
3. Baba You have all notes, but none of the music…
4. Kelvin What are you going on about.
5. Baba I don't think you're Kelvin.
6. Kelvin You're mad.
7. Baba Maybe. Maybe not.

Kelvin and Bebop

1. Bebop Thank you Kelvin.
2. Kelvin I haven't done anything yet.
3. Bebop Miss Shelly loved reading about your adventures. When you disappeared it was sad thinking about her not being able to read a new one before she died. But now that you're back there's hope for one more story.
4. Kelvin They'll be more than one my friend.

Kelvin and Billy

1. Kelvin You don't look thrilled to be working with me.
2. Billy Why would I be, you're worse than Seven
3. Kelvin Excuse me? The man's a mass murderer.
4. Billy Seven killed people that got in his way. You got people killed who believed in you…so yeah I trust the asshole who knows he's an asshole a lot more than the asshole who doesn't

Kelvin and Calico

1. Calico Kelvin, may I ask you a question?
2. Kelvin Of course.
3. Calico You're not as sanctimonious as you are in your book are you?
4. Kelvin Which one?
5. Calico "In Search of the Tyrant Skull".
6. Kelvin People say that was me at my most humble.
7. Calico Oh dear.
8. Kelvin Oh dear? What do you mean oh dear?
9. Calico Oh, look the ritual's starting, let's chat later.

Kelvin and Celeste

1. Kelvin I know you like to stay mobile, but if there's ever an opportunity for the two of us to trap two of them in an ice dome…
2. Celeste Oh that's mean.
3. Kelvin Can we make that happen?
4. Celeste We're sure as hell gonna try.

Kelvin and Deadman Danny

1. Deadman Danny You should let Maggie study you.
2. Kelvin I don't think so.
3. Deadman Danny She's the brightest mind of a generation.
4. Kelvin I want to live my life, not hide in a lab.

Kelvin and Drifter

1. Kelvin I understand that violence is going to happen in the ritual, but it's not necessary for you to make them suffer.
2. Drifter I know it's not necessary, I just like to go above and beyond expectations.

Kelvin and Dynamo

1. Kelvin How's Marla doing?
2. Dynamo Good. Our anniversary's coming up.
3. Kelvin Wonderful! How long?
4. Dynamo 31 years.
5. Kelvin You picked out a gift yet?
6. Dynamo Well, I'm hoping my body. But if not, I've got an eye on some books.
7. Kelvin You won't have to settle, Professor. We'll win this day.

Kelvin and Grey Talon

1. Kelvin The Baxter Society has done a lot of good.
2. Grey Talon It has.
3. Kelvin Don't sully its name.
4. Grey Talon I built it's name. And the reputation of monster hunters is the least of my concern.

Kelvin and Haze

1. Kelvin Stay close to me Haze, I'll be able to heal you in my ice dome.
2. Haze Today your dome isn't for healing. It's to trap enemies inside with me.
3. Kelvin That works too.

Kelvin and Holliday

1. Kelvin How goes your investigation Sheriff?
2. Holliday If all goes well, it ends today.

Kelvin and Infernus

1. Kelvin I'm sorry about what's going on in Ixia.
2. Infernus Don't know much about it.
3. Kelvin You don't care about what's happening back home?
4. Infernus I was born in New York. Home is right here.
5. Kelvin That came across poorly didn't it.
6. Infernus Yessir it did.

Kelvin and Ivy

1. Kelvin You seem troubled.
2. Ivy I always get a little nervous before I get shot at.
3. Kelvin Me too.
4. Ivy You don't look nervous.
5. Kelvin I'm already dead so the stakes are a little lower
6. Ivy Makes sense.

Kelvin and Lady Geist

1. Lady Geist Whatever happened to your friend that caused a scene at your fundraiser? His name was Edward, Edgar, something like that
2. Kelvin Ettrick.
3. Lady Geist Yes. Ettrick.
4. Kelvin I don't know. I tried to find him when I returned to New York but it's like he's vanished.
5. Lady Geist Well he was rather rude so I say good riddance.
6. Kelvin I wish I could share that sentiment

Kelvin and Lash

1. Kelvin You should be kinder to people Lash
2. Lash The Lash rejects the premise of your argument.
3. Kelvin I'm not making an argument, I'm asking you to be nicer.
4. Lash Kelvin: where you there when I broke someone's left arm because they were right handed? Or when I pointed out that a woman's baby looked stupid wearing a headband bow? The Lash needs to be nicer? No… The lash is a humanitarian through and through

Kelvin and McGinnis

1. McGinnis Hope your back's strong because we are gonna be carrying this team.
2. Kelvin Let's not get ahead of ourselves.
3. McGinnis Come on; it's just you and me - we're the two people that are gonna be keeping everyone alive right?
4. Kelvin It does seem likely.
5. McGinnis Then let's have some healthy arrogance.
6. Kelvin We're gonna do quite well!
7. McGinnis We can work on this.

Kelvin and Mirage

1. Kelvin Good luck to you Mirage.
2. Mirage Thank you Kelvin. May success greet us both with open arms.

Kelvin and Mo & Krill

1. Mo & Krill I actually moved quite a few pieces from your ixian expedition.
2. Kelvin The ones that were stolen?
3. Mo & Krill Certainly not the ones that are still in the MET. Yet.

Kelvin and Nurse Harrow

1. Kelvin You don't look happy.
2. Nurse Harrow You let an entire expedition die on your watch, forgive me for not being overjoyed to place my well-being in your hands.
3. Kelvin You weren't there.
4. Nurse Harrow And you don't remember, so spare me your indignation.

Kelvin and Paradox

1. Paradox You know you're held in high regard by Paradox, right?
2. Kelvin Why? I'm an explorer, not a thief.
3. Paradox An explorer is just a thief that specializes in stealing from the dead.
4. Kelvin That feels like a gross oversimplification.
5. Paradox Whose got time for nuance.

Kelvin and Rat King

1. Kelvin You look perplexed.
2. Rat King Oh, I'm just trying to figure out if I should like you because you're a dead human, of if I should hate you because you're a human that's refusing to die.
3. Kelvin You could like me because I'm a person invested in our survival…
4. Rat King Yeah I hate you.

Kelvin and Rem

1. Rem I'm lost.
2. Kelvin And you thought this Ritual was your ticket home?
3. Rem Well, I want my kinda-mom to help me, but her kinda-dad is gonna get mad about it.
4. Kelvin Family can be complicated, I'm sorry.
5. Rem Me too. Oh well, let's go fight now.

Kelvin and Seven

1. Kelvin No barbed words before the ritual?
2. Seven Kelvin: whatever it is you are now is a pale imitation of the man you were. To mock someone in your state of frailty is beneath me.

Kelvin and Silver

1. Kelvin Silver, how familiar are you with Appalachia?
2. Silver You've heard me talk right?
3. Kelvin I'm planning an expedition. Expedition might be a bit much let's call it an excursion. Are you interested in being my guide.
4. Silver I don't work cheap.
5. Kelvin Your attire says otherwise.
6. Silver Oh come on, you have Geist Foundation money!
7. Kelvin We'll discuss rates later.

Kelvin and Solomon

1. Kelvin Is now really the time to carry around a board game?
2. Solomon Chess is so much more than a game.
3. Kelvin I don't know if metaphors are going to keep you alive in a firefight.
4. Solomon Metaphors, no. But I have something else in mind.

Kelvin and The Doorman

1. The Doorman You seem concerned.
2. Kelvin I don't know what you are.
3. The Doorman Aren't you supposed to be a lover of the unknown?
4. Kelvin This is a little different than an expedition.
5. The Doorman This is true, you haven't led your fellows to their death yet, but there's still time.

Kelvin and Victor

1. Kelvin I'll do whatever I can to keep you in the fight Victor.
2. Victor Thanks Kelvin.

Kelvin and Vindicta

1. Vindicta How are you adjusting?
2. Kelvin It's strange returning after being gone for a year.
3. Vindicta Try 200.
4. Kelvin Oh, by no means was I trying to draw comparisons… how long did it take you to make sense of the modern world.
5. Vindicta A while. People always ask me about adapting to technology, but really the language was the hardest. For a while I felt lost, but I was able to find my way and my purpose.
6. Kelvin A lust for murder isn't purpose Vindicta.
7. Vindicta That's not for you to say Kelvin. You weren't there.

Kelvin and Violet

1. Kelvin I'd love to take a look at your portfolio
2. Violet Why?
3. Kelvin Assuming we survive, I'll need to write about what transpired today… and every book needs a cover
4. Violet You want me to do cover art for your next book?
5. Kelvin Who better to draw it than someone who lived it?
6. Violet I'd be honored.
7. Kelvin Thank you, Violet.

Kelvin and Viscous

1. Viscous What's it like being dead, but not dead?
2. Kelvin It's confusing.
3. Viscous That doesn't sound much different than being alive. I'm confused all the time.
4. Kelvin It's a different sort of confused. I don’t know why I'm standing today, or how it happened, or how long it will last, or if I'm even me anymore.
5. Viscous That doesn't sound confusing. That sounds scary.
6. Kelvin I suppose it does.

Kelvin and Vyper

1. Vyper Hey kelvin, can you spot me some dough?
2. Kelvin Why?
3. Vyper Cause I want 10 bucks and you probably have it.
4. Kelvin I'm not giving you any money.
5. Vyper You suck Kelvin.

Kelvin and Wraith

1. Wraith People say you're a noble man.
2. Kelvin That's very kind of them.
3. Wraith Noble men tend to get other people killed.
4. Kelvin I will endeavor to make sure that's not the case.

Kelvin and Yamato

1. Kelvin I assume you like to work up close?
2. Yamato I do.
3. Kelvin Then stay close to me, soon our enemies will have no ground to run to.
4. Yamato Excellent.

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• All good things come to an end… Ending someone's streak
• Farewell, Detective… Killing Abrams
• Farewell. Any kill
• I took down Apollo! Killing Apollo
• They may have the money, but WE have the talent… Killing a rich enemy
• Killed the pigeon lady. Killing Baba

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• Abrams stunned them! Abrams: big stun
• They took out Apollo! Apollo dies in lane
• They took out the Pigeon Lady! Baba dies in lane
• Good hook, Bebop! Bebop: far hook
• They took out Billy! Billy dies in lane
• They took out Calico! Calico dies in lane

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An enemy takes the Rejuvenator 3

• They have the Rejuvenator!
• Time to mount a defense!
• They picked up the rejuv, we can't afford to make mistakes!

Abrams 3

• Why won't he just die?! Is hard to kill
• Help me stop the detective! Is hard to kill
• Nothing is working on Abrams! Is hard to kill

Bebop 6

• WHOAAAAA! Hooked
• I'm hooked! Hooked
• Stay calm, stay calm… Hooked
• You'll have to try harder than that, Bebop… Kill mid laser
• I got your number, Bebop… Kill mid laser
• You can't beat me, Bebop… Kill mid laser

Dynamo 3

• Dynamo's coming in! Charges
• Here comes Dynamo! Charges
• Look out for the Professor. Charges

Grey Talon 3

• Look out for the owl! See missile
• Here comes the owl! See missile
• Talon hunts us! See missile

Haze 3

• If it makes you feel better, I got lucky… Kill when invisible
• You can't escape me, Haze. Kill when invisible
• You were never getting away, Haze… Kill when invisible

Holliday 6

• Get back here, Holliday! Bounce escape
• Smart move, Sheriff… Bounce escape
• Gah, she bounced away… Bounce escape
• Release me at once! Lassoed
• Put me down, Holliday! Lassoed
• Holliday has me! Lassoed

Infernus 3

• That could have gone bad… Killed mid ultimate
• Infernus, you didn't think that would work did you? Killed mid ultimate
• WHEW! Killed mid ultimate

Ivy 3

• Well… she got away… Flies away
• Damn it, she flew away…. Flies away
• Couldn't catch her… Flies away

Lady Geist 3

• Don't get close to Geist… Ping with swap
• Geist is looking to steal your health… Ping with swap
• Engage Geist from a distance. Ping with swap

Lash 3

• Everyone needs to be humbled, Lash… Mid air kill
• So predictable… Mid air kill
• All style. No substance. Mid air kill

McGinnis 3

• Your machines aren't getting it done, McGinnis… Destroy turrets
• I'll deal with McGinnis' little toys… Destroy turrets
• How many of these things does she have? Destroy turrets

Mo & Krill 3

• LET GO OF ME! Grabbed
• HELP! HELP! Grabbed
• SOMEONE KILL THIS MOLE! Grabbed

Paradox 3

• You're not as smart as you think you are, Paradox… Kill post swap
• I've been put in worse death traps… Kill post swap
• You'll have to be faster if you want to catch me, Paradox… Kill post swap

Seven 3

• Take cover! Hide from ultimate
• Get behind something! Hide from ultimate
• Lightning! Hide from ultimate

Shiv 3

• FOR GOD'S SAKE DIE! Is hard to kill
• WHAT IS THAT THING?! Is hard to kill
• Help me kill Shiv! Is hard to kill

Vindicta 6

• Sniper! Damaged by snipe
• Vindicta's looking for us! Damaged by snipe
• Vindicta's here! Damaged by snipe
• Downed Vindicta! Killed mid air
• Their sniper's dead… Killed mid air
• That was pretty impressive, no? Killed mid air

Warden 3

• Stay away from Warden. Uses their ultimate
• Warden's going in! Uses their ultimate
• Look out for Warden! Uses their ultimate

Wraith 3

• WRAITH! Lifts
• Put me down this instant! Lifts
• Wraith has me! Lifts

Yamato 3

• Stay away from Yamato! Starts their ultimate
• Back away from Yamato! Starts their ultimate
• Get away from her! Starts their ultimate

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• Catch! Using Frost Grenade
• I got them! Using Ice Path
• Time to move. Using Arctic Beam
• You are in MY dominion. Using Frozen Shelter
• Come on! Angry
• I'm not dead yet! Using Frost Grenade at low health

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• Recharging ice dome! Using Refresher
• Colossus! Using Colossus
• Curse! Using Curse
• Decay! Using Decay
• Echo shard! Using Echo Shard
• Sending ice! Using Cold Front

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• Come on! Angry
• Ready to improve my powers… Unspent ability points
• I need to be careful… Warning
• It's getting a little rough out there… Close call
• This is disconcerting… Worried
• Well done, my friend! Congratulating

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• Frost Grenade's almost ready. Frost Grenade almost ready
• I see Abrams. See Abrams
• Ice Grenade's on cooldown. Frost Grenade not ready
• I see Apollo. See Apollo
• Ice Path's almost ready. Ice Path almost ready
• I see Baba! See Baba

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