Lash voice lines

When picked 11

• When I come for you, you're gonna know it… There's just not a damn thing you can do about it.
• You were looking to summon a god right? Well here I am.
• Oh, I'll summon the Patrons… but just so I can tell 'em, "You're welcome."
• Fun little fact: The Lash used to do an uppercut. And then I saw Bebop do an uppercut and I knew right then that I would never do one again.
• Reason 26 I'm better than Bebop: Only one of us has an impossibly dashing mustache.
• Reason number 87 I'm better than Bebop: He's Bebop.
• You see not everyone can handle the weight of being the best fighter on god's green earth.
• The only demons I can't punch are my own.
• Fear is for lesser men. And Bebop.
• I'm not dumb. I know a lot of people hate me. It's a curse really. You know, to just rule so hard, that every mediocre soul in the city has to resent you.
• Oh I'll summon the Patrons… and when I do I know exactly what I'm wishing for.

When swapped out 10

• laughs Good one. Wait, you're serious.
• Ok, yeah, that was smart. Don't pick me, see what happens.
• It's fine, The Lash doesn't crash parties he's not invited to…cause no party worth going to would ever not invite The Lash.
• Honestly, I was only planning on doing this as a favor to you, so no worries.
• I understand: you want to feel a challenge… see what it's like to NOT be the god of combat.
• Bebop got in your head, didn't he?
• The Lash is going to take a "me" day.
• Not surprising… it takes time to get comfortable with greatness.
• You don't need to be intimidated by me; I'm quite approachable.
• Not today my friend, The Lash is offering his beautiful physique to a life drawing class.

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Lash and Abrams

1. Lash Alright blue boy, let's get to work
2. Abrams My name's Abrams
3. Lash Probably not gonna remember that
4. Abrams After we win I'm gonna punch you in the face, think you'll remember that?
5. Lash Bluey; when this is over if you want the lash to send you to nite-nite land you are welcome to try

Lash and Apollo

1. Apollo I've seen you fight before.
2. Lash Ah, so you know what you're gonna get.
3. Apollo Yes. Someone fairly decent.
4. Lash Fairly decent? You must be confusing me with BeBop.
5. Apollo Look, I'm sure you could handle the town drunk in a bar fight, but in real combat, you're a middling talent.
6. Lash God, I wish you were on the other team so I could show you how "middling" I am, but I guess I'll have to settle for making your presence as irrelevant as your opinion.

Lash and Bebop

1. Lash Don't worry Bebop, Miss Cheri is gonna be a-ok now that you asked The Lash for help.
2. Bebop Miss Shelly.
3. Lash She'll be fine too.

Lash and Calico

1. Lash So you're the crazy cat lady.
2. Calico And you're the boorish pit fighter.
3. Lash Lady, if The Lash is anything, it's not boring.

Lash and Celeste

1. Lash Hellllo Celeste.
2. Celeste Nope.
3. Lash It's been a while.
4. Celeste Nope.
5. Lash Anytime you wanna talk: the lash will be here for you.
6. Celeste Nope.

Lash and Drifter

1. Lash So what are you supposed to be, some kind of murder hobo?
2. Drifter They call me the drifter.
3. Lash Don't know if that has a better mouth feel, but whatever mobo, it's your life.

Lash and Dynamo

1. Lash If Columbia ever needs an adjunct professor to teach a course in being amazing, The Lash is happy to oblige.
2. Dynamo I'm shocked you know what an adjunct is.
3. Lash Don't underestimate The Lash professor… it never works out.

Lash and Graves

1. Graves Why are you such a dick?
2. Lash Cause most people suck.
3. Graves Checks out.

Lash and Grey Talon

1. Lash How you feeling old man?
2. Grey Talon I was feeling better before you started talking.
3. Lash I get it. It must be harder seeing a younger you tear shit up.
4. Grey Talon Your delusions of grandeur are impressive
5. Lash Goddamn right they are.

Lash and Haze

1. Lash Well lucky me, I get to work with the smoke show.
2. Haze This is gonna be a long day.
3. Lash Best day of your life.
4. Haze Well you haven't been shot yet, but there's still time.

Lash and Holliday

1. Lash So you using that rope for work or recreation?
2. Holliday You are such a pig
3. Lash Nah babe. I'm The Lash
4. Holliday Shut up.

Lash and Infernus

1. Infernus I respect what you did. Saying no to Mendoza ain't easy.
2. Lash The Lash doesn't live under anyone's thumb
3. Infernus Keep talking in the 3rd person though and I'm gonna respect you a lot less.

Lash and Ivy

1. Lash Lookin' forward to working with you Ivy.
2. Ivy Really?
3. Lash You're the only person in New York that Mendoza hates more than me, and that's impressive.
4. Ivy Everyone told me you were going to be mean to me.
5. Lash Stupid people tend to say stupid things.
6. Ivy huh.

Lash and Kelvin

1. Lash Nice beard.
2. Kelvin Nice mustache.
3. Lash Well aren't we pair of handsome bastards.

Lash and Lady Geist

1. Lash Well take a look at Green Arm Sally.
2. Lady Geist Don't talk to me.
3. Lash That's fine by me, I'm happy just looking.
4. Lady Geist Whenever I decide to kill you, just remember it's because of this conversation.
5. Lash It's a date.

Lash and McGinnis

1. Lash Ahhh so The Lash is working with the kid genius.
2. McGinnis I was a kid over a decade ago. Now I'm just a genius.
3. Lash No need to get defensive McG.
4. McGinnis No need for pet names Lashole.
5. Lash I like you.

Lash and Seven

1. Lash Word on the street is that you're some kind of boogeyman.
2. Seven I'm not interested in chit-chat.
3. Lash That's fine. The Lash knows how to carry a conversation.
4. Seven There is no conversation.
5. Lash The Lash does it again…

Lash and Venator

1. Lash Is it true that there are lady venators?
2. Venator There are sisters in the order yes.
3. Lash Sisters like sexy twins? Or sisters like sexy nuns?
4. Venator You're repugnant.

Lash and Victor

1. Lash You should fight in the Bear Pit.
2. Victor I'm not into getting mauled by grizzlies.
3. Lash It's not a literal Bear Pit, it's a fight club where the winner gets the honor of losing to me.
4. Victor Think I'll pass.
5. Lash Your loss.

Lash and Vindicta

1. Vindicta You're that pit fighter, right? Lash?
2. Lash The one and only.
3. Vindicta I assume that means you'll be charging in.
4. Lash Oh yeah. The Lash likes it up close and personal.
5. Vindicta Good. That means you'll be far away from me.

Lash and Viscous

1. Lash What’s your deal, goo boy?
2. Viscous I need to stop The Adversary
3. Lash Who's that? Bebop?
4. Viscous No. Something far worse.
5. Lash Impossible.

Lash and Vyper

1. Vyper I can't believe I'm here next to you.
2. Lash That's what The Lash does. Make dreams come true.
3. Vyper You smell even better when you're awake.

Lash and Wraith

1. Wraith Mendoza said you were gonna take a dive in that fight.
2. Lash Mendoza says a lot of stupid shit.
3. Wraith I lost a lot of money.
4. Lash You didn't lose money. You spent it learning a valuable lesson. Never bet against The Lash.

Lash and Yamato

1. Lash Konichiwa mademoiselle.
2. Yamato Be quiet or I will butcher you like you butcher my language.
3. Lash Silence is golden, baby.

Lash and Abrams

1. Lash I'm excited for you Abrams… you get to bathe in the glory of Lash.
2. Abrams You are something else.
3. Lash Just remember to say thank you when this is all over.

Lash and Apollo

1. Apollo So you're that arrogant moron that I've heard so much about.
2. Lash I'm assuming that you heard I am God's gift to combat, then yes.
3. Apollo That's not what they said.
4. Lash Then they weren't talking about Lash.
5. Apollo Pretty sure they were.
6. Lash Nope.

Lash and Bebop

1. Bebop Of course the Patron has us working together…
2. Lash I'd ask you to not to suck, but The Lash doesn't believe in miracles.
3. Bebop At some point during the ritual you're going to do something outrageously stupid and I'm going to save your life. And I want you to know that when I do, I'm going to lord it over you for the rest of your days.
4. Lash Impossible. Cause when I win I'm going to wish for a world without Bebop.
5. Bebop You're so full of shit.

Lash and Calico

1. Lash So what makes you a high class assassin, you keep your pinky out when you're killing someone?
2. Calico That's surprisingly clever Lash, I didn't think you had that in you.
3. Lash There's a lot you don't know about me.
4. Calico Oh I don't know about that, I imagine yours is a rather shallow pool
5. Lash Let's get a drink later and find out.
6. Calico You know what: why not.
7. Lash Well what are we waiting for, let's go kill a god.

Lash and Drifter

1. Drifter Are you that arrogant stevedore everyone's been talking about.
2. Lash Arrogance is a concept made up by people who don't want to recognize greatness.
3. Drifter Yeah it's you.

Lash and Dynamo

1. Lash So how long you been with the ol' ball and chain.
2. Dynamo Don't talk about Marla like that.
3. Lash Just making conversation.
4. Dynamo And I'm just telling you to respect my wife.

Lash and Graves

1. Lash So which is it: Mommy issues or Daddy issues?
2. Graves Do you ever shut up?
3. Lash Oh it's both. Gotcha.

Lash and Grey Talon

1. Lash You think I got what it takes to be in the Baxter Society
2. Grey Talon I do. You're prowess is undeniable.
3. Lash Boush.
4. Grey Talon You'd begin your career with a string of modest successes, each one throwing logs on the fire of self confidence.
5. Lash Obviously.
6. Grey Talon Then you'd start taking more dangerous work. Work that you feel only you could handle. Your unorthodox tactics work 100% of the time. Until they don't. And then your brothers find your skinless corpse in a retention pond in Portugal or Denmark. It's always Portugal or Denmark.

Lash and Haze

1. Lash The Lash and the Sandman. Sounds like a movie doesn't it.
2. Haze Sure.
3. Lash I can see it now. An impossibly handsome leading man. An emotionally unavailable killing machine. A little action. A lot of sexual tension…
4. Haze Does he die at the end?
5. Lash Yeah, you get it.

Lash and Holliday

1. Lash Small town lady looking to get a taste of the big city?
2. Holliday I'm tracking down a serial killer.
3. Lash If you're looking for someone with a body count I'm turning myself in.
4. Holliday Oh my god I hate you.

Lash and Infernus

1. Lash Heard you used to work for Mendoza
2. Infernus Long time ago.
3. Lash He let you out?
4. Infernus He knew what was good for him

Lash and Ivy

1. Ivy Do we have a plan?
2. Lash You think we need one?
3. Ivy Probably?
4. Lash Ivy. A plan's a list of things that don't happen. What we need is The Lash.
5. Ivy We need… you.
6. Lash Goddamn right.

Lash and Kelvin

1. Lash What's with the parka
2. Kelvin I died in the arctic.
3. Lash That keep you from changing your clothes?
4. Kelvin This glowing rock could be the only thing keeping me alive so I'm not risking taking it off.

Lash and Lady Geist

1. Lady Geist Tell me you're competent.
2. Lash competent? No. I'm god's gift to combat.
3. Lady Geist I can't tell if you're delusional or appropriately arrogant.
4. Lash Yes.

Lash and McGinnis

1. Lash Are you ready to watch greatness in action?
2. McGinnis Are you?

Lash and Seven

1. Seven They say you have quite the ego.
2. Lash Mediocre people say lots of unintelligent things.
3. Seven On this we can agree.

Lash and Venator

1. Lash Are you friends with Father Payne?
2. Venator Who?
3. Lash He's a venator who fights in the Bear Pit.
4. Venator I assure you that no venator moonlights as a pit fighter. After the ritual I'd love for you to introduce me to this charlatan.
5. Lash You're not gonna kill him, right?
6. Venator Heavens no! Just give him some gentle correction.

Lash and Victor

1. Lash Ready to do this, Patchwork?
2. Victor That's not my name.
3. Lash Yeah, but there's no way I'm gonna remember your name , this is a mnemonic.
4. Victor "patchwork" isn't a mnemonic, it's just you being shitty.
5. Lash You got me there, patches.

Lash and Vindicta

1. Lash So what's your deal? Historical reenactor?
2. Vindicta I'm a ghost.
3. Lash You're holding a gun.
4. Vindicta I'm tangible.
5. Lash So you feel things.
6. Vindicta Oh I'm definitely feeling something right now.

Lash and Viscous

1. Viscous Why don't people like you?
2. Lash Because people suck, Viscous. They always have. They always will.
3. Viscous If you hate people why do you want to be cheered by them so badly?
4. Lash Well, I - You see, that, uh- *sigh* let's not unpack that one right now.
5. Viscous OK.

Lash and Vyper

1. Lash So Vyper…
2. Vyper Who do you want dead.
3. Lash No one.
4. Vyper Just making sure cause I got two hands, a knife and real bad impulse control. So whaddya need
5. Lash Nothing. You're great.
6. Vyper Yeah we are.

Lash and Wraith

1. Lash So you're the lady that bets on Bebop.
2. Wraith And you're the guy that lost to Bebop.
3. Lash One time.
4. Wraith One time's all it takes to be a loser.
5. Lash Shut up.

Lash and Yamato

1. Yamato You are the one they call Lash.
2. Lash What gave it away? The stature of a Greek god?
3. Yamato The arrogance of one.
4. Lash It's true, I'm the total package.

Lash and Abrams

1. Lash So, what does it feel like?
2. Abrams Excuse me?
3. Lash Being next to greatness. What does it feel like?
4. Abrams Nauseating.
5. Lash No need to be nervous. I'm approachable.
6. Abrams Oh god…

Lash and Apollo

1. Lash So you want your autograph now, or after we win?
2. Apollo I don't want your autograph.
3. Lash Ah, so you're one of the shy ones. You don't have to be afraid to ask. Who should I make it out to?
4. Apollo You don’t know who I am?
5. Lash The Lash is to busy winning to learn names of everyone in his fan club.
6. Apollo angry sigh

Lash and Bebop

1. Lash You gonna throw this to make me look bad?
2. Bebop My love for Miss Shelly is more than my hate for you. We're gonna win this thing… I just hope you die in the process.
3. Lash Then I guess it's a good thing that crushing hopes is what I do best.

Lash and Calico

1. Lash People say you're the most dangerous woman on the planet, is that true?
2. Calico Most people I fight end up dead, so it's a reasonable hypothesis
3. Lash Oh I can't wait to watch you work.
4. Calico That assumes you're able to keep up with me
5. Lash I guess we'll see won't we.

Lash and Drifter

1. Drifter Heard you like hurting people, Lash.
2. Lash I like proving I'm better than people. If they get hurt that's on them not me.

Lash and Dynamo

1. Lash What's the first thing you're gonna do once The Lash gets you your body back.
2. Dynamo I believe you mean "The Patron", but to answer your question: give Marla a hug and not let go for about 3 months.

Lash and Graves

1. Lash Hey kid.
2. Graves Lash, what do you want…
3. Lash That lich hand ever gives you trouble let me know and I'll kick the shit out of it.
4. Graves Stop being weird.
5. Lash I'm serious.
6. Graves Ok… I will

Lash and Grey Talon

1. Grey Talon If we're going to win we need to learn to work together.
2. Lash Grandpa, all you need to do to win is kick back and watch the lash do his thing.
3. Grey Talon This is going to be goddamn nightmare.

Lash and Haze

1. Haze People hate you Lash.
2. Lash It's not uncommon for folks to mistake soul-crushing envy for hate.

Lash and Holliday

1. Holliday Lash here's the thing. I'm going to need you to talk to me as little as humanly possible.
2. Lash What's in it for me
3. Holliday I don't knock your teeth in
4. Lash The Lash accepts

Lash and Infernus

1. Lash Bet in your prime you were something else
2. Infernus I'm still in my prime
3. Lash Not really, matchstick - but don't worry: The Lash is here to carry you to glory
4. Infernus I can't wait.

Lash and Ivy

1. Ivy Why do you hate Bebop so much.
2. Lash You obviously never met Bebop.
3. Ivy He seems nice.
4. Lash He's stupid.

Lash and Kelvin

1. Kelvin You should be kinder to people Lash
2. Lash The Lash rejects the premise of your argument.
3. Kelvin I'm not making an argument, I'm asking you to be nicer.
4. Lash Kelvin: where you there when I broke someone's left arm because they were right handed? Or when I pointed out that a woman's baby looked stupid wearing a headband bow? The Lash needs to be nicer? No… The lash is a humanitarian through and through

Lash and Lady Geist

1. Lash Now what's the lady who's got everything need from The Patrons?
2. Lady Geist We're not friends Lash. You don't keep my confidence.
3. Lash They say comrades in arms build deeper relationships than lovers.
4. Lady Geist We are neither.

Lash and McGinnis

1. McGinnis You can go over my walls right?
2. Lash We talking metaphorical or literal?
3. McGinnis I'm amazed you know what either of those words mean.
4. Lash Maggie Mac, if you wanna say you got a crush on the lash you don't have to pull my hair, you can just say so.
5. McGinnis Shut up.

Lash and Seven

1. Seven You're the pit-fighter, yes?
2. Lash You mis-pronounced champion.
3. Seven How silly of me.
4. Lash Mistakes happen, glowstick.
5. Seven What did you call me?
6. Lash Glowstick. It's your new nickname.
7. Seven Call me that again and I will pop your eyes like grapes.
8. Lash Seven it is.

Lash and Venator

1. Lash Don't worry Father, The Lash is gonna be your guardian angel.
2. Venator The only thing I'm worried about is losing my patience with you.
3. Lash No worries there: The Lash is easy to love

Lash and Victor

1. Lash Here's the plan corpseboy, you draw their fire, and I'll swing in and save the day.
2. Victor by the time you "save the day" they'll be laughing over my dead body.
3. Lash Exactly. That's when The Lash catches them flatfooted.
4. Victor What good does that do me?
5. Lash It gives your sad life meaning. And that should be enough.

Lash and Vindicta

1. Lash If you need help let me know.
2. Vindicta I thought I was working with Lash.
3. Lash You are.
4. Vindicta I've heard that you’re an obnoxious pig, I'm surprised that you're so restrained.
5. Lash Oh, I saw you cradling a photo with X's on it like a serial killer so I'm not taking any chances.
6. Vindicta You're smarter than they say
7. Lash The Lash appreciates the compliment, mama.
8. Vindicta Don't push it.

Lash and Viscous

1. Lash You ready to be my cutman?
2. Viscous I don't carry knives. Vyper does though, should I get her?
3. Lash NO! No. A cutman doesn't stalk and stab people, they work in your corner to heal you.
4. Viscous Oh. OK, I can do that.
5. Lash *relieved exhale*

Lash and Vyper

1. Vyper You get the letters I sent you when I was in jail?
2. Lash Yeah they were… very specific
3. Vyper I'm sure you get a lot of fan mail so I wanted to make sure they stood out.
4. Lash They did.
5. Vyper Bet you never thought we'd actually meet though, huh
6. Lash No… I uh… I really didn’t

Lash and Wraith

1. Lash Buckle up 4 arms. The Lash is about to take you on a one way trip to victory-city.
2. Wraith You're insufferable,
3. Lash I'm undeniable baby… and they're about to find out why,

Lash and Yamato

1. Lash You need a tour guide?
2. Yamato I need you to shut up.
3. Lash Makes sense, romance doesn't need words.
4. Yamato I will throw acid in your face.
5. Lash I see something's lost in translation.
6. Yamato It is not.

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• Bet you thought you were on a roll, didn't you? Ending someone's streak
• Took down their big boy. Killing Abrams
• Chump. Any kill
• Got a lot to learn about fighting, kid. Killing Apollo
• All that power and you didn't even know how to use it… Killing a rich enemy
• Bebop, bebop, bebop. You dumb bastard. Killing Bebop

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• Good work blue boy Abrams passes on a zipline
• They took out Apollo! Apollo dies in lane
• They took out the Pigeon Lady! Baba dies in lane
• Don't die before I can kill you Bebop Bebop passes on a zipline
• They took out Billy! Billy dies in lane
• Cute cat. Calico passes on a zipline

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• They got the Rejuvenator! An enemy takes the Rejuvenator
• They got the Rejuv, that just means we get to beat 'em twice. An enemy takes the Rejuvenator
• They picked up the rejuv! An enemy takes the Rejuvenator

• Try to run! Using Ground Strike
• Dropping in! Using Grapple
• Whipping 'em! Using Flog
• Die! Using Death Slam
• Who said that we were done? Using Ground Strike at low health
• On the move… Using Grapple at low health

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Using Refresher 3

• I got more where that came from…
• Time to dig deep…
• Gotta be ready to make the big play…

Using Colossus 3

• Colossus!
• You wanted to play, let's play.
• Let's see ya stop me now.

Using Curse 3

• Curse!
• Cursing 'em!
• They're really about to hate me.

Using Decay 3

• Decay!
• That should make the damage stick…
• This should slow their healing.

Using Echo Shard 3

• Echo shard!
• Power's back.
• One more time, baby…

Using Cold Front 3

• Ice blast!
• Sending out ice!
• Blastin' 'em!

Using Metal Skin 3

• Try shooting me now…
• I'm not worried about bullets…
• What are you gonna do, shoot me?

Using Phantom Strike 3

• Phantom strike!
• Teleporting in!
• Now you see me…

Using Shadow Weave 3

• Shadow Weave!
• Disappearing…
• Stealth time…

Using Silencer 3

• Silencing them!
• Time to shoot magic in the face…
• I'll end their magic

Using Tech Purge 3

• I'm not givin' up…
• I don't think so…
• You think that'll work on me?

Using Unstoppable 3

• I'm unstoppable!
• You think you can stop me?
• You can't stop The Lash!

Using Vampiric Burst 3

• Vampiric Burst!
• I'll drain their life…
• The Lash is ready for action

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• They're not gonna get the best of us! Angry
• What does it feel like to a be a winner, Bebop? It's pretty nice, huh? You're welcome. Winning with Bebop
• I can train my abilities. Unspent ability points
• Not on my watch, Haze. Interrupting Haze
• Alright, Lash… lot of jealous people are gonna try to kill you, you need to be ready… Warning
• Show's over, Seven! Interrupting Seven

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• Down Strike's almost ready. Ground Strike almost ready
• I see Abrams. See Abrams
• Ground Strike's on cooldown. Ground Strike not ready
• I see Apollo. See Apollo
• Grapple's almost ready. Grapple almost ready
• I see the Pigeon Lady. See Baba

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