Lash voice lines

• When I come for you, you're gonna know it… There's just not a damn thing you can do about it. When picked
• laughs Good one. Wait, you're serious. When swapped out
• You were looking to summon a god right? Well here I am. When picked
• Ok, yeah, that was smart. Don't pick me, see what happens. When swapped out
• Oh, I'll summon the Patrons… but just so I can tell 'em, "You're welcome." When picked
• It's fine, The Lash doesn't crash parties he's not invited to…cause no party worth going to would ever not invite The Lash. When swapped out

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Lash and Abrams

1. Lash Alright blue boy, let's get to work
2. Abrams My name's Abrams
3. Lash Probably not gonna remember that
4. Abrams After we win I'm gonna punch you in the face, think you'll remember that?
5. Lash Bluey; when this is over if you want the lash to send you to nite-nite land you are welcome to try

Lash and Apollo

1. Apollo I've seen you fight before.
2. Lash Ah, so you know what you're gonna get.
3. Apollo Yes. Someone fairly decent.
4. Lash Fairly decent? You must be confusing me with BeBop.
5. Apollo Look, I'm sure you could handle the town drunk in a bar fight, but in real combat, you're a middling talent.
6. Lash God, I wish you were on the other team so I could show you how "middling" I am, but I guess I'll have to settle for making your presence as irrelevant as your opinion.

Lash and Bebop

1. Lash Don't worry Bebop, Miss Cheri is gonna be a-ok now that you asked The Lash for help.
2. Bebop Miss Shelly.
3. Lash She'll be fine too.

Lash and Calico

1. Lash So you're the crazy cat lady.
2. Calico And you're the boorish pit fighter.
3. Lash Lady, if The Lash is anything, it's not boring.

Lash and Celeste

1. Lash Hellllo Celeste.
2. Celeste Nope.
3. Lash It's been a while.
4. Celeste Nope.
5. Lash Anytime you wanna talk: the lash will be here for you.
6. Celeste Nope.

Lash and Drifter

1. Lash So what are you supposed to be, some kind of murder hobo?
2. Drifter They call me the drifter.
3. Lash Don't know if that has a better mouth feel, but whatever mobo, it's your life.

Lash and Dynamo

1. Lash If Columbia ever needs an adjunct professor to teach a course in being amazing, The Lash is happy to oblige.
2. Dynamo I'm shocked you know what an adjunct is.
3. Lash Don't underestimate The Lash professor… it never works out.

Lash and Graves

1. Graves Why are you such a dick?
2. Lash Cause most people suck.
3. Graves Checks out.

Lash and Grey Talon

1. Lash How you feeling old man?
2. Grey Talon I was feeling better before you started talking.
3. Lash I get it. It must be harder seeing a younger you tear shit up.
4. Grey Talon Your delusions of grandeur are impressive
5. Lash Goddamn right they are.

Lash and Haze

1. Lash Well lucky me, I get to work with the smoke show.
2. Haze This is gonna be a long day.
3. Lash Best day of your life.
4. Haze Well you haven't been shot yet, but there's still time.

Lash and Holliday

1. Lash So you using that rope for work or recreation?
2. Holliday You are such a pig
3. Lash Nah babe. I'm The Lash
4. Holliday Shut up.

Lash and Infernus

1. Infernus I respect what you did. Saying no to Mendoza ain't easy.
2. Lash The Lash doesn't live under anyone's thumb
3. Infernus Keep talking in the 3rd person though and I'm gonna respect you a lot less.

Lash and Ivy

1. Lash Lookin' forward to working with you Ivy.
2. Ivy Really?
3. Lash You're the only person in New York that Mendoza hates more than me, and that's impressive.
4. Ivy Everyone told me you were going to be mean to me.
5. Lash Stupid people tend to say stupid things.
6. Ivy huh.

Lash and Kelvin

1. Lash Nice beard.
2. Kelvin Nice mustache.
3. Lash Well aren't we pair of handsome bastards.

Lash and Lady Geist

1. Lash Well take a look at Green Arm Sally.
2. Lady Geist Don't talk to me.
3. Lash That's fine by me, I'm happy just looking.
4. Lady Geist Whenever I decide to kill you, just remember it's because of this conversation.
5. Lash It's a date.

Lash and McGinnis

1. Lash Ahhh so The Lash is working with the kid genius.
2. McGinnis I was a kid over a decade ago. Now I'm just a genius.
3. Lash No need to get defensive McG.
4. McGinnis No need for pet names Lashole.
5. Lash I like you.

Lash and Seven

1. Lash Word on the street is that you're some kind of boogeyman.
2. Seven I'm not interested in chit-chat.
3. Lash That's fine. The Lash knows how to carry a conversation.
4. Seven There is no conversation.
5. Lash The Lash does it again…

Lash and Venator

1. Lash Is it true that there are lady venators?
2. Venator There are sisters in the order yes.
3. Lash Sisters like sexy twins? Or sisters like sexy nuns?
4. Venator You're repugnant.

Lash and Victor

1. Lash You should fight in the Bear Pit.
2. Victor I'm not into getting mauled by grizzlies.
3. Lash It's not a literal Bear Pit, it's a fight club where the winner gets the honor of losing to me.
4. Victor Think I'll pass.
5. Lash Your loss.

Lash and Vindicta

1. Vindicta You're that pit fighter, right? Lash?
2. Lash The one and only.
3. Vindicta I assume that means you'll be charging in.
4. Lash Oh yeah. The Lash likes it up close and personal.
5. Vindicta Good. That means you'll be far away from me.

Lash and Viscous

1. Lash What’s your deal, goo boy?
2. Viscous I need to stop The Adversary
3. Lash Who's that? Bebop?
4. Viscous No. Something far worse.
5. Lash Impossible.

Lash and Vyper

1. Vyper I can't believe I'm here next to you.
2. Lash That's what The Lash does. Make dreams come true.
3. Vyper You smell even better when you're awake.

Lash and Wraith

1. Wraith Mendoza said you were gonna take a dive in that fight.
2. Lash Mendoza says a lot of stupid shit.
3. Wraith I lost a lot of money.
4. Lash You didn't lose money. You spent it learning a valuable lesson. Never bet against The Lash.

Lash and Yamato

1. Lash Konichiwa mademoiselle.
2. Yamato Be quiet or I will butcher you like you butcher my language.
3. Lash Silence is golden, baby.

Lash and Abrams

1. Lash I'm excited for you Abrams… you get to bathe in the glory of Lash.
2. Abrams You are something else.
3. Lash Just remember to say thank you when this is all over.

Lash and Apollo

1. Apollo So you're that arrogant moron that I've heard so much about.
2. Lash I'm assuming that you heard I am God's gift to combat, then yes.
3. Apollo That's not what they said.
4. Lash Then they weren't talking about Lash.
5. Apollo Pretty sure they were.
6. Lash Nope.

Lash and Bebop

1. Bebop Of course the Patron has us working together…
2. Lash I'd ask you to not to suck, but The Lash doesn't believe in miracles.
3. Bebop At some point during the ritual you're going to do something outrageously stupid and I'm going to save your life. And I want you to know that when I do, I'm going to lord it over you for the rest of your days.
4. Lash Impossible. Cause when I win I'm going to wish for a world without Bebop.
5. Bebop You're so full of shit.

Lash and Calico

1. Lash So what makes you a high class assassin, you keep your pinky out when you're killing someone?
2. Calico That's surprisingly clever Lash, I didn't think you had that in you.
3. Lash There's a lot you don't know about me.
4. Calico Oh I don't know about that, I imagine yours is a rather shallow pool
5. Lash Let's get a drink later and find out.
6. Calico You know what: why not.
7. Lash Well what are we waiting for, let's go kill a god.

Lash and Drifter

1. Drifter Are you that arrogant stevedore everyone's been talking about.
2. Lash Arrogance is a concept made up by people who don't want to recognize greatness.
3. Drifter Yeah it's you.

Lash and Dynamo

1. Lash So how long you been with the ol' ball and chain.
2. Dynamo Don't talk about Marla like that.
3. Lash Just making conversation.
4. Dynamo And I'm just telling you to respect my wife.

Lash and Graves

1. Lash So which is it: Mommy issues or Daddy issues?
2. Graves Do you ever shut up?
3. Lash Oh it's both. Gotcha.

Lash and Grey Talon

1. Lash You think I got what it takes to be in the Baxter Society
2. Grey Talon I do. You're prowess is undeniable.
3. Lash Boush.
4. Grey Talon You'd begin your career with a string of modest successes, each one throwing logs on the fire of self confidence.
5. Lash Obviously.
6. Grey Talon Then you'd start taking more dangerous work. Work that you feel only you could handle. Your unorthodox tactics work 100% of the time. Until they don't. And then your brothers find your skinless corpse in a retention pond in Portugal or Denmark. It's always Portugal or Denmark.

Lash and Haze

1. Lash The Lash and the Sandman. Sounds like a movie doesn't it.
2. Haze Sure.
3. Lash I can see it now. An impossibly handsome leading man. An emotionally unavailable killing machine. A little action. A lot of sexual tension…
4. Haze Does he die at the end?
5. Lash Yeah, you get it.

Lash and Holliday

1. Lash Small town lady looking to get a taste of the big city?
2. Holliday I'm tracking down a serial killer.
3. Lash If you're looking for someone with a body count I'm turning myself in.
4. Holliday Oh my god I hate you.

Lash and Infernus

1. Lash Heard you used to work for Mendoza
2. Infernus Long time ago.
3. Lash He let you out?
4. Infernus He knew what was good for him

Lash and Ivy

1. Ivy Do we have a plan?
2. Lash You think we need one?
3. Ivy Probably?
4. Lash Ivy. A plan's a list of things that don't happen. What we need is The Lash.
5. Ivy We need… you.
6. Lash Goddamn right.

Lash and Kelvin

1. Lash What's with the parka
2. Kelvin I died in the arctic.
3. Lash That keep you from changing your clothes?
4. Kelvin This glowing rock could be the only thing keeping me alive so I'm not risking taking it off.

Lash and Lady Geist

1. Lady Geist Tell me you're competent.
2. Lash competent? No. I'm god's gift to combat.
3. Lady Geist I can't tell if you're delusional or appropriately arrogant.
4. Lash Yes.

Lash and McGinnis

1. Lash Are you ready to watch greatness in action?
2. McGinnis Are you?

Lash and Seven

1. Seven They say you have quite the ego.
2. Lash Mediocre people say lots of unintelligent things.
3. Seven On this we can agree.

Lash and Venator

1. Lash Are you friends with Father Payne?
2. Venator Who?
3. Lash He's a venator who fights in the Bear Pit.
4. Venator I assure you that no venator moonlights as a pit fighter. After the ritual I'd love for you to introduce me to this charlatan.
5. Lash You're not gonna kill him, right?
6. Venator Heavens no! Just give him some gentle correction.

Lash and Victor

1. Lash Ready to do this, Patchwork?
2. Victor That's not my name.
3. Lash Yeah, but there's no way I'm gonna remember your name , this is a mnemonic.
4. Victor "patchwork" isn't a mnemonic, it's just you being shitty.
5. Lash You got me there, patches.

Lash and Vindicta

1. Lash So what's your deal? Historical reenactor?
2. Vindicta I'm a ghost.
3. Lash You're holding a gun.
4. Vindicta I'm tangible.
5. Lash So you feel things.
6. Vindicta Oh I'm definitely feeling something right now.

Lash and Viscous

1. Viscous Why don't people like you?
2. Lash Because people suck, Viscous. They always have. They always will.
3. Viscous If you hate people why do you want to be cheered by them so badly?
4. Lash Well, I - You see, that, uh- *sigh* let's not unpack that one right now.
5. Viscous OK.

Lash and Vyper

1. Lash So Vyper…
2. Vyper Who do you want dead.
3. Lash No one.
4. Vyper Just making sure cause I got two hands, a knife and real bad impulse control. So whaddya need
5. Lash Nothing. You're great.
6. Vyper Yeah we are.

Lash and Wraith

1. Lash So you're the lady that bets on Bebop.
2. Wraith And you're the guy that lost to Bebop.
3. Lash One time.
4. Wraith One time's all it takes to be a loser.
5. Lash Shut up.

Lash and Yamato

1. Yamato You are the one they call Lash.
2. Lash What gave it away? The stature of a Greek god?
3. Yamato The arrogance of one.
4. Lash It's true, I'm the total package.

Lash and Abrams

1. Lash So, what does it feel like?
2. Abrams Excuse me?
3. Lash Being next to greatness. What does it feel like?
4. Abrams Nauseating.
5. Lash No need to be nervous. I'm approachable.
6. Abrams Oh god…

Lash and Apollo

1. Lash So you want your autograph now, or after we win?
2. Apollo I don't want your autograph.
3. Lash Ah, so you're one of the shy ones. You don't have to be afraid to ask. Who should I make it out to?
4. Apollo You don’t know who I am?
5. Lash The Lash is to busy winning to learn names of everyone in his fan club.
6. Apollo angry sigh

Lash and Bebop

1. Lash You gonna throw this to make me look bad?
2. Bebop My love for Miss Shelly is more than my hate for you. We're gonna win this thing… I just hope you die in the process.
3. Lash Then I guess it's a good thing that crushing hopes is what I do best.

Lash and Calico

1. Lash People say you're the most dangerous woman on the planet, is that true?
2. Calico Most people I fight end up dead, so it's a reasonable hypothesis
3. Lash Oh I can't wait to watch you work.
4. Calico That assumes you're able to keep up with me
5. Lash I guess we'll see won't we.

Lash and Drifter

1. Drifter Heard you like hurting people, Lash.
2. Lash I like proving I'm better than people. If they get hurt that's on them not me.

Lash and Dynamo

1. Lash What's the first thing you're gonna do once The Lash gets you your body back.
2. Dynamo I believe you mean "The Patron", but to answer your question: give Marla a hug and not let go for about 3 months.

Lash and Graves

1. Lash Hey kid.
2. Graves Lash, what do you want…
3. Lash That lich hand ever gives you trouble let me know and I'll kick the shit out of it.
4. Graves Stop being weird.
5. Lash I'm serious.
6. Graves Ok… I will

Lash and Grey Talon

1. Grey Talon If we're going to win we need to learn to work together.
2. Lash Grandpa, all you need to do to win is kick back and watch the lash do his thing.
3. Grey Talon This is going to be goddamn nightmare.

Lash and Haze

1. Haze People hate you Lash.
2. Lash It's not uncommon for folks to mistake soul-crushing envy for hate.

Lash and Holliday

1. Holliday Lash here's the thing. I'm going to need you to talk to me as little as humanly possible.
2. Lash What's in it for me
3. Holliday I don't knock your teeth in
4. Lash The Lash accepts

Lash and Infernus

1. Lash Bet in your prime you were something else
2. Infernus I'm still in my prime
3. Lash Not really, matchstick - but don't worry: The Lash is here to carry you to glory
4. Infernus I can't wait.

Lash and Ivy

1. Ivy Why do you hate Bebop so much.
2. Lash You obviously never met Bebop.
3. Ivy He seems nice.
4. Lash He's stupid.

Lash and Kelvin

1. Kelvin You should be kinder to people Lash
2. Lash The Lash rejects the premise of your argument.
3. Kelvin I'm not making an argument, I'm asking you to be nicer.
4. Lash Kelvin: where you there when I broke someone's left arm because they were right handed? Or when I pointed out that a woman's baby looked stupid wearing a headband bow? The Lash needs to be nicer? No… The lash is a humanitarian through and through

Lash and Lady Geist

1. Lash Now what's the lady who's got everything need from The Patrons?
2. Lady Geist We're not friends Lash. You don't keep my confidence.
3. Lash They say comrades in arms build deeper relationships than lovers.
4. Lady Geist We are neither.

Lash and McGinnis

1. McGinnis You can go over my walls right?
2. Lash We talking metaphorical or literal?
3. McGinnis I'm amazed you know what either of those words mean.
4. Lash Maggie Mac, if you wanna say you got a crush on the lash you don't have to pull my hair, you can just say so.
5. McGinnis Shut up.

Lash and Seven

1. Seven You're the pit-fighter, yes?
2. Lash You mis-pronounced champion.
3. Seven How silly of me.
4. Lash Mistakes happen, glowstick.
5. Seven What did you call me?
6. Lash Glowstick. It's your new nickname.
7. Seven Call me that again and I will pop your eyes like grapes.
8. Lash Seven it is.

Lash and Venator

1. Lash Don't worry Father, The Lash is gonna be your guardian angel.
2. Venator The only thing I'm worried about is losing my patience with you.
3. Lash No worries there: The Lash is easy to love

Lash and Victor

1. Lash Here's the plan corpseboy, you draw their fire, and I'll swing in and save the day.
2. Victor by the time you "save the day" they'll be laughing over my dead body.
3. Lash Exactly. That's when The Lash catches them flatfooted.
4. Victor What good does that do me?
5. Lash It gives your sad life meaning. And that should be enough.

Lash and Vindicta

1. Lash If you need help let me know.
2. Vindicta I thought I was working with Lash.
3. Lash You are.
4. Vindicta I've heard that you’re an obnoxious pig, I'm surprised that you're so restrained.
5. Lash Oh, I saw you cradling a photo with X's on it like a serial killer so I'm not taking any chances.
6. Vindicta You're smarter than they say
7. Lash The Lash appreciates the compliment, mama.
8. Vindicta Don't push it.

Lash and Viscous

1. Lash You ready to be my cutman?
2. Viscous I don't carry knives. Vyper does though, should I get her?
3. Lash NO! No. A cutman doesn't stalk and stab people, they work in your corner to heal you.
4. Viscous Oh. OK, I can do that.
5. Lash *relieved exhale*

Lash and Vyper

1. Vyper You get the letters I sent you when I was in jail?
2. Lash Yeah they were… very specific
3. Vyper I'm sure you get a lot of fan mail so I wanted to make sure they stood out.
4. Lash They did.
5. Vyper Bet you never thought we'd actually meet though, huh
6. Lash No… I uh… I really didn’t

Lash and Wraith

1. Lash Buckle up 4 arms. The Lash is about to take you on a one way trip to victory-city.
2. Wraith You're insufferable,
3. Lash I'm undeniable baby… and they're about to find out why,

Lash and Yamato

1. Lash You need a tour guide?
2. Yamato I need you to shut up.
3. Lash Makes sense, romance doesn't need words.
4. Yamato I will throw acid in your face.
5. Lash I see something's lost in translation.
6. Yamato It is not.

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Ending someone's streak 1

• Bet you thought you were on a roll, didn't you?

Any kill 10

• Chump.
• Too easy.
• They'll be cryin' about that one.
• They never had a chance.
• Don't you get it? You're outmatched!
• This never gets old.
• They actually thought they had a chance…
• It was over the moment they decided to fight us.
• They won't be the last person I take out…
• One more for the collection…

Killing a rich enemy 1

• All that power and you didn't even know how to use it…

On a big kill streak 3

• It's cool everyone, getting killed by me is an honor.
• Don’t look so surprised; I'm better than all of you.
• YOU SEE ME NOW BEBOP?

On a kill streak 3

• Winning's my business, and business is good.
• You knew what was going to happen the moment you picked a fight with The Lash.
• Don't feel bad, the world's full of mediocre talent.

Starting a kill streak 5

• Let me show y'all how it's done.
• I don't know about you guys, but I'm not stopping anytime soon.
• This is just the beginning.
• You're all about to enter Lash's world.
• You think you hate me now; just wait until I kill you again.

Melee kill 5

• You're done.
• Weak.
• Pathetic.
• Where's the challenge?
• Don't need a gun to take out someone like you.

Revenge kill 1

• Now we're even…

Abrams 5

• Took down their big boy.
• So long, Detective.
• Blue boy's down.
• Bluey has got himself a case of the dead.
• Detective's down!

Apollo 5

• Got a lot to learn about fighting, kid.
• I love punching rich kids.
• You're not as good as The Lash, Apollo.. And you never will be.
• Tell ya what Apollo, I'll send you an 8x10.
• Hope you learned your lesson, Apollo.

Bebop 6

• Bebop, bebop, bebop. You dumb bastard.
• Hey Bebop; pro tip: stop sucking.
• Once again, Lash rights a great wrong.
• Sun is shining, bebop's dead, I'm about to summon an elder god, boom.
• This reminds me of the time I beat the tar out of Bebop.
• I hope you enjoyed that, Bebop, because you're gonna be experiencing that again and again.

Billy 5

• Billy Billy Billy… you suck.
• We don't got room for two provocateurs.
• That’s one dead goat.
• Sorry, Billy-boy, you never had a chance.
• Not your day, Goat-boy.

Calico 5

• Took out the cat lady.
• Calico's down and nobody misses her.
• Guess I have to clean up the Baxter Society's mess.
• Another problem solved by The Lash.
• Took down Calico.

Celeste 5

• Stopped the Unicorn.
• Too bad you didn't work with The Lash.
• Lenny shoulda came to The Lash for help.
• Sorry 'bout your friend Celeste, but you can't stop me.
• You have style Celeste, I'll give you that.

Drifter 5

• You're not as scary as you think, Drifter.
• Hope the Baxter Society was taking notes.
• And once again, The Lash defeats an ancient evil.
• Drifter, you kill men… but you forgot that The Lash is a god.
• Stopped The Drifter. You're welcome.

Dynamo 5

• Shoulda stuck to grading papers, Professor.
• And this is why I never bothered with college.
• Stopped Dynamo!
• Dynamo's in the dirt.
• Took out dynamo, no big deal, you're welcome.

Graves 5

• That hand gives me the creeps.
• Even The Lash knows that liches are bad news.
• Leave the kid alone, lich.
• That poor kid is getting used.
• Graves is in over her head. Oh well, that's not The Lash's problem.

Grey Talon 6

• Grey Talon's down.
• The Lash had to make an exception to his "don't punch old people" rule.
• Sorry, grandpa.
• Time's passed you by, Grey Talon.
• If Grey Talon were 40 years younger, in peak shape, and named Lash, I would have had a problem.
• Beating up old people is surprisingly rewarding.

Haze 5

• Oh, I'm sorry. Why am I supposed to be scared of you again?
• Well, well, well, lookie who just picked a fight with a Sandman.
• Took down Haze.
• I'm assuming this is where the feds come and offer me her job.
• I thought you were supposed to be some badass assassin, what happened?

Holliday 5

• It was never gonna work out between us, Holliday.
• Took out the Sheriff.
• Holliday's over… yeah, I gotta workshop that one more.
• She won't be back anytime soon.
• Not your day, Sheriff

Infernus 6

• You make a better bartender than you do a fighter.
• Buddy, you need to stay in your lane.
• Infernus is out of commission.
• The Lash doesn't take kindly to being lit on fire.
• You'll never be fast enough, Infernus…
• Last call, matchstick.

Ivy 5

• Stopped the Gargoyle.
• Love that you hate Mendoza, hate that you picked a fight with me.
• Come at me again, same shit's gonna happen.
• It's nothing personal, Ivy.
• Well, this is what happens when you fight the best.

Kelvin 5

• Took down Kelvin.
• Put kelvin on ice…
• Digging the freeze ray.
• Had a good plan, Kelvin, shame you couldn't execute it.
• I'm not getting trapped by you, Kelvin…

Lady Geist 5

• Geist, your luck's just run out.
• Bye bye, Sally Succubus.
• And I took out Lady Geist.
• Only one person sucks out people's will to live, and you're looking at him.
• Not your day, grandma.

McGinnis 5

• McGinnis, when you gonna learn?
• If Bebop can't stop me, your little windup toys aren't getting it done.
• Too bad McG, you just don't got what it takes.
• You'd think a genius would know better than to pick a fight with The Lash.
• Took out McGinnis.

Mina 5

• I get it, I'd wanna drink my blood too.
• A vampire with my blood running through its veins? Good god, they'd be unstoppable.
• Took out the vampire.
• Stopped little miss fashionista.
• You get the message, Mina? You're not better than The Lash.

Mirage 5

• Well look who failed the Djinn.
• Looks like ambassador Nashala is gonna need a new bodyguard.
• You're not on my level, Mirage.
• The Djinn picked the wrong guy to protect them.
• The Lash is undeniable.

Mo & Krill 5

• Alright, which one is Mo and which one is Krill? Just kidding, I don't care.
• Krill's down!
• Dropped Mo!
• That moleman looked pissed.
• Like I've never wrestled a moleman before…

Paige 5

• She went to college. I mean, it didn't help her win a fight, but what an accomplishment.
• Now you got a new story to tell: "The Day I Lost to Lash".
• Took out the bookworm.
• Ok, you seemed nice: Tell ya what, when this is all over I'll teach you how to not lose a fight.
• Don't be hard on yourself, everyone loses to The Lash.

Paradox 5

• Took down little miss fishbowl head.
• Paradox won't be bothering us for a while.
• Paradox. Pff.
• I don't get the big deal.
• Time Thief's down.

Pocket 5

• Kid. Go home.
• Come back when you hit puberty.
• Pocket - this isn't the life for you.
• So young. So dumb.
• Took out Pocket.

Rem 5

• Took out the…. Thing.
• Enjoy the nap, Rem.
• You're welcome, Rem.
• Hope you like your lullaby, Rem.
• What's with the weird rodent-bird child?

Seven 6

• Seven's down!
• Took care of Seven.
• Just took down public enemy number one, you're welcome.
• I don't get what the OSIC's problem is, stopping Seven was easy.
• I'm not getting killed by an oversized halloween decoration.
• Seven, stop acting like you're better than everyone… no one likes an egomaniac.

Shiv 5

• Like your style, Shiv.
• There's only room for one impossibly handsome asshole.
• The Baxter Society will let anyone in these days, huh?
• When you gonna learn, Shiv…
• The Lash hates to ruin a pretty face.

Silver 5

• Werewolves always think they can take me…
• Silver, you wouldn't last three minutes in The Bear Pit.
• Took out Silver.
• Silver wasn't tough enough.
• Just beat up a werewolf, no biggie.

The Doorman 5

• Took down The Doorman.
• Looks like someone is checking out.
• Nice try, Doorman.
• Your hotel sucks, ginger.
• The Lash isn't scared of you, Doorman.

Venator 5

• You don't got what it takes, Venator.
• I don't get what the big deal is.
• You wanna pray for someone, Father, pray for Bebop.
• Hope you learned your lesson from the gospel of Saint Lash.
• I took out the Venator.

Victor 5

• Victor's down.
• Took down the dead man.
• You thought you were in pain before, Victor?
• By the time I'm through with him he's gonna have to find himself a new face.
• Come on, Victor, get up so I can do that again.

Vindicta 5

• Sniper's down.
• You made me work for it, Vindicta, I'll give you that.
• Killing ghosts and breaking hearts.
• Vindicta's been dealt with.
• You picked the wrong fight, Vindicta..

Viscous 5

• Nice try, gooey.
• Better luck next time, goo boy.
• How about you go slide back to where you came from?
• That's uh, that was lot of goo.
• Viscous is down!

Vyper 5

• That lady was intense…
• Maybe now she'll stop sending me mail…
• Some fans take it a little too far.
• Hope she gets the message.
• I need her to leave me alone.

Warden 5

• Stopped Warden!
• If you wanted to win you never should have picked the other side, Warden…
• I don't wanna know what kind of swinger party that guy was going to...
• He thought he was a tough guy.
• There's always someone looking to pick a fight they can't win…

Wraith 5

• Stopped Wraith.
• Backed the wrong horse, Wraith, like always.
• It's a shame it had to go down like this, Wraith.
• Wraith, you could have eight arms and you couldn't stop me.
• You see that? Not even Wraith can take me out…

Yamato 5

• Good fight, Yamato…
• That's the best the 7th moon's got?
• You can't buy me, Yamato!
• That sword is gonna look so good over my fireplace.
• Yamato's down!

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• Good work blue boy Abrams passes on a zipline
• They took out Apollo! Apollo dies in lane
• They took out the Pigeon Lady! Baba dies in lane
• Don't die before I can kill you Bebop Bebop passes on a zipline
• They took out Billy! Billy dies in lane
• Cute cat. Calico passes on a zipline

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• They got the Rejuvenator! An enemy takes the Rejuvenator
• They got the Rejuv, that just means we get to beat 'em twice. An enemy takes the Rejuvenator
• They picked up the rejuv! An enemy takes the Rejuvenator

Using Ground Strike 10

• Try to run!
• I gotcha.
• I'm comin' baby!
• Here comes The Lash!
• I'm about to ruin your day!
• Here I come!
• Let's go!
• You wanna mess with the lash?
• Start runnin'!
• Haha!

Using Grapple 8

• Dropping in!
• You wanna mess with me?
• I'm about to show you why I'm best!
• I could do this all day…
• Having fun yet?
• Let's dance, buddy!
• You won't stop me!
• Boosh.

Using Flog 10

• Whipping 'em!
• No one's out lasting me…
• Oh my god, you thought you were making progress…
• Don't you get it, I'm playing with you…
• You gonna run, or you want me to slap you around some more?
• You're not taking me down…
• You wanna piece of The Lash?!
• I got a little something for everybody!
• Let's see how you do against The Lash…
• I got your number, baby…

Using Death Slam 9

• Die!
• You're mine!
• here's the grand finale!
• Taking you out!
• You're in the big leagues now, bitch.
• Give up whenever you want…
• Alright, I'm done playing with you…
• You're outclassed….
• You don't got what it takes…

Using Ground Strike at low health 5

• Who said that we were done?
• The fight ends when I say it ends…
• You think you got me beat?
• I'll be the one walkin' away!
• I'm putting you in the dirt!

Using Grapple at low health 5

• On the move…
• I'm not dead yet, baby…
• I'm not giving up…
• God, I feel alive…
• Let's up the ante…

Using Flog at low health 5

• No one's killing me…
• Gotta land this…
• Need a second wind…
• Come on, Lash, you can out last 'em…
• Just need to hang on a little longer…

Using Death Slam at low health 5

• I got 'em!
• Grabbing 'em!
• I'll throw 'em!
• I got you!
• You wanna play?

Upgrading Ground Strike 10

• No one runs from me.
• They can try to run… not gonna work well for them, but they can try.
• I'm going to crater 'em…
• It's my bread and butter, baby…
• Every time I hear someone scream in frustration I just get a big ol' smile on my face.
• I'm going to be bouncing around that battlefield.
• I can come at them from anywhere…
• They won't see me coming, but boy will they know I've been there…
• Every time they think they're safe I'll be ready to fly in and finish the job.
• Is flying in on someone trying to escape a dick move? Sure, but I'm alive and they're dead so who cares?

Upgrading Grapple 7

• Dive kicks are the new uppercut.
• Winning isn't enough. You gotta do it with panache.
• This used to be an uppercut. Then I grew as a person. Meanwhile Bebop is still throwing uppercuts. Because he sucks.
• So here's how this works…I fly in. Then I kick 'em in the face.
• Yeah I can do it on the ground, but it's like a hundred billion times cooler when I do it mid air.
• They're about to learn that their arms are too short to box with god.
• I can start a fight with this, I can end a fight with this, it's basically the caviar of murder techniques.

Upgrading Flog 9

• I'll stay in the fight…
• Gotta keep the dance goin'…
• Crowd doesn't like it when I kill 'em too quick… this helps me keep it interesting….
• I can outlast everyone.
• Perfect cardio. Perfect form. Perfect hair.
• If they think they can stand toe to toe with me they're gonna have a beautifully bad day…
• They'll try to stand up to The Lash, but it's not gonna go well for them.
• Practical and recreational.
• If they don't know who the best is, they're about to find out…

Upgrading Death Slam 10

• The only thing they'll be able to do is watch in horror…
• I'll throw 'em around…
• They get too close they'll regret it…
• Now this is how you finish a fight…
• If they're not dead after this, they won't be alive much longer…
• This'll stop anyone…
• Time to play catch with some inferior fighters…
• I don't just end fights, I do it with style…
• There's nothing like making someone feel helpless.
• They'll know it's over before I even land the final blow.

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Using Refresher 3

• I got more where that came from…
• Time to dig deep…
• Gotta be ready to make the big play…

Using Colossus 3

• Colossus!
• You wanted to play, let's play.
• Let's see ya stop me now.

Using Curse 3

• Curse!
• Cursing 'em!
• They're really about to hate me.

Using Decay 3

• Decay!
• That should make the damage stick…
• This should slow their healing.

Using Echo Shard 3

• Echo shard!
• Power's back.
• One more time, baby…

Using Cold Front 3

• Ice blast!
• Sending out ice!
• Blastin' 'em!

Using Metal Skin 3

• Try shooting me now…
• I'm not worried about bullets…
• What are you gonna do, shoot me?

Using Phantom Strike 3

• Phantom strike!
• Teleporting in!
• Now you see me…

Using Shadow Weave 3

• Shadow Weave!
• Disappearing…
• Stealth time…

Using Silencer 3

• Silencing them!
• Time to shoot magic in the face…
• I'll end their magic

Using Tech Purge 3

• I'm not givin' up…
• I don't think so…
• You think that'll work on me?

Using Unstoppable 3

• I'm unstoppable!
• You think you can stop me?
• You can't stop The Lash!

Using Vampiric Burst 3

• Vampiric Burst!
• I'll drain their life…
• The Lash is ready for action

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Angry 10

• They're not gonna get the best of us!
• No more games!
• We're not losing to them!
• You think you got the best of me?
• You're in trouble now!
• You wanna get serious? Fine by me…
• Are we gonna take this shit or are we gonna fight back?
• We need to make a move!
• Can someone come up with a damn plan!
• I'm not losing today!

Unspent ability points 3

• I can train my abilities.
• Ready to get stronger, just need to find a place to train.
• I should find a place to train up.

Warning 3

• Alright, Lash… lot of jealous people are gonna try to kill you, you need to be ready…
• They could be hiding anywhere…
• I can't afford to get caught off guard.

Close call 6

• When my life just flashed before my eyes I realized that I'm even more amazing than I remembered.
• You're just not good enough to hit me…
• Close, but not close enough…
• Keep trying, maybe you'll get lucky!
• Whew! That was close…
• So long, losers.

Worried 10

• We may be behind, but it's not over…
• They're better than I thought they would be…
• I probably shouldn't have had those six mimosas before the fight…
• This is not going well…
• This isn't over yet…
• Stay calm. Stay focused.
• Am I going to have to carry the whole team?
• I gotta step it up…
• I may have to actually start trying…
• Looks like they aren't pushovers after all……

Congratulating 5

• Good work!
• Nicely done!
• Took 'em down!
• You're welcome.
• You make a decent sidekick.

Happy 10

• This'll all be over soon!
• These guys are so outmatched!
• They don't have a chance in hell!
• If they're getting frustrated, that means we're doing something right.
• When are you guys gonna get it, I'm better than you.
• God I love being the best.
• What a day to be Lash.
• This is exactly what I thought would happen…
• They're out of their league.
• Never shoulda stepped to us.

Hunting 3

• No one hides from me.
• How long you think you can hide from me?
• Quit wasting my time and come out and fight…

Interrupting 5

• Gotcha!
• Not today, buddy.
• The Lash says no.
• That's not gonna happen on my watch.
• I shut 'em down.

Last one standing 3

• Relax, it's all good, I'm used to high pressure situations.
• Wouldn't have it any other way…
• They save the best for last

Leaving base 5

• Guess it's time for me to do my thing…
• Gotta give my adoring public what they want.
• Time to make a grand entrance.
• Can't keep my adoring fans waiting.
• Time to go summon a god.

Low health 1

• Gotta heal up.

Near miss 5

• Almost had 'em…
• just out of range…
• I'll get 'em next time…
• Your luck's gonna run out eventually!
• Damn!

Outnumbered 3

• Too many of 'em…
• I'm good, but I'm not stupid…
• I'm outnumbered, I need to careful.

Parrying 4

• Nice try.
• That was cute.
• Don't think so.
• Boosh.

Picking up souls 5

• I will take that…
• That's mine now.
• People just love leaving me gifts.
• Cha-ching.
• Another donation to the ol' church of Saint Lash.

Picking up the Rejuvenator 3

• Got the Rejuvenator.
• Got the rejuve!
• Great job everyone!

Sad 10

• Unbelievable!
• This a nightmare.
• How is this happening…
• It wasn't supposed to be this way.
• Do I talk too much shit?
• Okay, okay, maybe they're tougher than I thought.
• How are they beating us?
• Maybe they're right… maybe I am all talk.
• Why do I bother…
• Why did I team up with these people…

An enemy uses Metal Skin 3

• Don't waste your bullets!
• They have metal skin!
• Bullets aren't gonna hurt them!

Shop reminder 12

• Got money to burn.
• I can use these souls at the shop…
• Might want to spend the souls…
• I should check what I can buy at the shop.
• I wonder what they have at the shop.
• Gotta remember to check out the store.
• I should go back and spend.
• I can get a quality relic.
• Worth seeing what I can afford.
• The Lash deserves the best.
• There's nothing I can't buy…
• The Lash is ready for some retail therapy.

A tower denied 5

• Objective's done.
• One step closer to completing the ritual…
• We took another objective…
• Victory keeps getting closer.
• That should impress the patron…

Bebop 1

• What does it feel like to a be a winner, Bebop? It's pretty nice, huh? You're welcome. Winning with Bebop

Haze 1

• Not on my watch, Haze. Interrupting Haze

Seven 1

• Show's over, Seven! Interrupting Seven

Warden 1

• Stopping Warden! Interrupting Warden

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• Down Strike's almost ready. Ground Strike almost ready
• I see Abrams. See Abrams
• Ground Strike's on cooldown. Ground Strike not ready
• I see Apollo. See Apollo
• Grapple's almost ready. Grapple almost ready
• I see the Pigeon Lady. See Baba

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