Lash voice lines

When picked 11

• When I come for you, you're gonna know it… There's just not a damn thing you can do about it.
• You were looking to summon a god right? Well here I am.
• Oh, I'll summon the Patrons… but just so I can tell 'em, "You're welcome."
• Fun little fact: The Lash used to do an uppercut. And then I saw Bebop do an uppercut and I knew right then that I would never do one again.
• Reason 26 I'm better than Bebop: Only one of us has an impossibly dashing mustache.
• Reason number 87 I'm better than Bebop: He's Bebop.
• You see not everyone can handle the weight of being the best fighter on god's green earth.
• The only demons I can't punch are my own.
• Fear is for lesser men. And Bebop.
• I'm not dumb. I know a lot of people hate me. It's a curse really. You know, to just rule so hard, that every mediocre soul in the city has to resent you.
• Oh I'll summon the Patrons… and when I do I know exactly what I'm wishing for.

When swapped out 10

• laughs Good one. Wait, you're serious.
• Ok, yeah, that was smart. Don't pick me, see what happens.
• It's fine, The Lash doesn't crash parties he's not invited to…cause no party worth going to would ever not invite The Lash.
• Honestly, I was only planning on doing this as a favor to you, so no worries.
• I understand: you want to feel a challenge… see what it's like to NOT be the god of combat.
• Bebop got in your head, didn't he?
• The Lash is going to take a "me" day.
• Not surprising… it takes time to get comfortable with greatness.
• You don't need to be intimidated by me; I'm quite approachable.
• Not today my friend, The Lash is offering his beautiful physique to a life drawing class.

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Lash and Abrams

1. Lash Alright blue boy, let's get to work
2. Abrams My name's Abrams
3. Lash Probably not gonna remember that
4. Abrams After we win I'm gonna punch you in the face, think you'll remember that?
5. Lash Bluey; when this is over if you want the lash to send you to nite-nite land you are welcome to try

Lash and Apollo

1. Apollo I've seen you fight before.
2. Lash Ah, so you know what you're gonna get.
3. Apollo Yes. Someone fairly decent.
4. Lash Fairly decent? You must be confusing me with BeBop.
5. Apollo Look, I'm sure you could handle the town drunk in a bar fight, but in real combat, you're a middling talent.
6. Lash God, I wish you were on the other team so I could show you how "middling" I am, but I guess I'll have to settle for making your presence as irrelevant as your opinion.

Lash and Bebop

1. Lash Don't worry Bebop, Miss Cheri is gonna be a-ok now that you asked The Lash for help.
2. Bebop Miss Shelly.
3. Lash She'll be fine too.

Lash and Calico

1. Lash So you're the crazy cat lady.
2. Calico And you're the boorish pit fighter.
3. Lash Lady, if The Lash is anything, it's not boring.

Lash and Celeste

1. Lash Hellllo Celeste.
2. Celeste Nope.
3. Lash It's been a while.
4. Celeste Nope.
5. Lash Anytime you wanna talk: the lash will be here for you.
6. Celeste Nope.

Lash and Drifter

1. Lash So what are you supposed to be, some kind of murder hobo?
2. Drifter They call me the drifter.
3. Lash Don't know if that has a better mouth feel, but whatever mobo, it's your life.

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Ending someone's streak 1

• Bet you thought you were on a roll, didn't you?

Any kill 10

• Chump.
• Too easy.
• They'll be cryin' about that one.
• They never had a chance.
• Don't you get it? You're outmatched!
• This never gets old.
• They actually thought they had a chance…
• It was over the moment they decided to fight us.
• They won't be the last person I take out…
• One more for the collection…

Killing a rich enemy 1

• All that power and you didn't even know how to use it…

On a big kill streak 3

• It's cool everyone, getting killed by me is an honor.
• Don’t look so surprised; I'm better than all of you.
• YOU SEE ME NOW BEBOP?

On a kill streak 3

• Winning's my business, and business is good.
• You knew what was going to happen the moment you picked a fight with The Lash.
• Don't feel bad, the world's full of mediocre talent.

Starting a kill streak 5

• Let me show y'all how it's done.
• I don't know about you guys, but I'm not stopping anytime soon.
• This is just the beginning.
• You're all about to enter Lash's world.
• You think you hate me now; just wait until I kill you again.

Melee kill 5

• You're done.
• Weak.
• Pathetic.
• Where's the challenge?
• Don't need a gun to take out someone like you.

Revenge kill 1

• Now we're even…

Abrams 5

• Took down their big boy.
• So long, Detective.
• Blue boy's down.
• Bluey has got himself a case of the dead.
• Detective's down!

Apollo 5

• Got a lot to learn about fighting, kid.
• I love punching rich kids.
• You're not as good as The Lash, Apollo.. And you never will be.
• Tell ya what Apollo, I'll send you an 8x10.
• Hope you learned your lesson, Apollo.

Bebop 6

• Bebop, bebop, bebop. You dumb bastard.
• Hey Bebop; pro tip: stop sucking.
• Once again, Lash rights a great wrong.
• Sun is shining, bebop's dead, I'm about to summon an elder god, boom.
• This reminds me of the time I beat the tar out of Bebop.
• I hope you enjoyed that, Bebop, because you're gonna be experiencing that again and again.

Billy 5

• Billy Billy Billy… you suck.
• We don't got room for two provocateurs.
• That’s one dead goat.
• Sorry, Billy-boy, you never had a chance.
• Not your day, Goat-boy.

Calico 5

• Took out the cat lady.
• Calico's down and nobody misses her.
• Guess I have to clean up the Baxter Society's mess.
• Another problem solved by The Lash.
• Took down Calico.

Celeste 5

• Stopped the Unicorn.
• Too bad you didn't work with The Lash.
• Lenny shoulda came to The Lash for help.
• Sorry 'bout your friend Celeste, but you can't stop me.
• You have style Celeste, I'll give you that.

Drifter 5

• You're not as scary as you think, Drifter.
• Hope the Baxter Society was taking notes.
• And once again, The Lash defeats an ancient evil.
• Drifter, you kill men… but you forgot that The Lash is a god.
• Stopped The Drifter. You're welcome.

Dynamo 5

• Shoulda stuck to grading papers, Professor.
• And this is why I never bothered with college.
• Stopped Dynamo!
• Dynamo's in the dirt.
• Took out dynamo, no big deal, you're welcome.

Graves 5

• That hand gives me the creeps.
• Even The Lash knows that liches are bad news.
• Leave the kid alone, lich.
• That poor kid is getting used.
• Graves is in over her head. Oh well, that's not The Lash's problem.

Grey Talon 6

• Grey Talon's down.
• The Lash had to make an exception to his "don't punch old people" rule.
• Sorry, grandpa.
• Time's passed you by, Grey Talon.
• If Grey Talon were 40 years younger, in peak shape, and named Lash, I would have had a problem.
• Beating up old people is surprisingly rewarding.

Haze 5

• Oh, I'm sorry. Why am I supposed to be scared of you again?
• Well, well, well, lookie who just picked a fight with a Sandman.
• Took down Haze.
• I'm assuming this is where the feds come and offer me her job.
• I thought you were supposed to be some badass assassin, what happened?

Holliday 5

• It was never gonna work out between us, Holliday.
• Took out the Sheriff.
• Holliday's over… yeah, I gotta workshop that one more.
• She won't be back anytime soon.
• Not your day, Sheriff

Infernus 6

• You make a better bartender than you do a fighter.
• Buddy, you need to stay in your lane.
• Infernus is out of commission.
• The Lash doesn't take kindly to being lit on fire.
• You'll never be fast enough, Infernus…
• Last call, matchstick.

Ivy 5

• Stopped the Gargoyle.
• Love that you hate Mendoza, hate that you picked a fight with me.
• Come at me again, same shit's gonna happen.
• It's nothing personal, Ivy.
• Well, this is what happens when you fight the best.

Kelvin 5

• Took down Kelvin.
• Put kelvin on ice…
• Digging the freeze ray.
• Had a good plan, Kelvin, shame you couldn't execute it.
• I'm not getting trapped by you, Kelvin…

Lady Geist 5

• Geist, your luck's just run out.
• Bye bye, Sally Succubus.
• And I took out Lady Geist.
• Only one person sucks out people's will to live, and you're looking at him.
• Not your day, grandma.

McGinnis 5

• McGinnis, when you gonna learn?
• If Bebop can't stop me, your little windup toys aren't getting it done.
• Too bad McG, you just don't got what it takes.
• You'd think a genius would know better than to pick a fight with The Lash.
• Took out McGinnis.

Mina 5

• I get it, I'd wanna drink my blood too.
• A vampire with my blood running through its veins? Good god, they'd be unstoppable.
• Took out the vampire.
• Stopped little miss fashionista.
• You get the message, Mina? You're not better than The Lash.

Mirage 5

• Well look who failed the Djinn.
• Looks like ambassador Nashala is gonna need a new bodyguard.
• You're not on my level, Mirage.
• The Djinn picked the wrong guy to protect them.
• The Lash is undeniable.

Mo & Krill 5

• Alright, which one is Mo and which one is Krill? Just kidding, I don't care.
• Krill's down!
• Dropped Mo!
• That moleman looked pissed.
• Like I've never wrestled a moleman before…

Paige 5

• She went to college. I mean, it didn't help her win a fight, but what an accomplishment.
• Now you got a new story to tell: "The Day I Lost to Lash".
• Took out the bookworm.
• Ok, you seemed nice: Tell ya what, when this is all over I'll teach you how to not lose a fight.
• Don't be hard on yourself, everyone loses to The Lash.

Paradox 5

• Took down little miss fishbowl head.
• Paradox won't be bothering us for a while.
• Paradox. Pff.
• I don't get the big deal.
• Time Thief's down.

Pocket 5

• Kid. Go home.
• Come back when you hit puberty.
• Pocket - this isn't the life for you.
• So young. So dumb.
• Took out Pocket.

Rem 5

• Took out the…. Thing.
• Enjoy the nap, Rem.
• You're welcome, Rem.
• Hope you like your lullaby, Rem.
• What's with the weird rodent-bird child?

Seven 6

• Seven's down!
• Took care of Seven.
• Just took down public enemy number one, you're welcome.
• I don't get what the OSIC's problem is, stopping Seven was easy.
• I'm not getting killed by an oversized halloween decoration.
• Seven, stop acting like you're better than everyone… no one likes an egomaniac.

Shiv 5

• Like your style, Shiv.
• There's only room for one impossibly handsome asshole.
• The Baxter Society will let anyone in these days, huh?
• When you gonna learn, Shiv…
• The Lash hates to ruin a pretty face.

Silver 5

• Werewolves always think they can take me…
• Silver, you wouldn't last three minutes in The Bear Pit.
• Took out Silver.
• Silver wasn't tough enough.
• Just beat up a werewolf, no biggie.

The Doorman 5

• Took down The Doorman.
• Looks like someone is checking out.
• Nice try, Doorman.
• Your hotel sucks, ginger.
• The Lash isn't scared of you, Doorman.

Venator 5

• You don't got what it takes, Venator.
• I don't get what the big deal is.
• You wanna pray for someone, Father, pray for Bebop.
• Hope you learned your lesson from the gospel of Saint Lash.
• I took out the Venator.

Victor 5

• Victor's down.
• Took down the dead man.
• You thought you were in pain before, Victor?
• By the time I'm through with him he's gonna have to find himself a new face.
• Come on, Victor, get up so I can do that again.

Vindicta 5

• Sniper's down.
• You made me work for it, Vindicta, I'll give you that.
• Killing ghosts and breaking hearts.
• Vindicta's been dealt with.
• You picked the wrong fight, Vindicta..

Viscous 5

• Nice try, gooey.
• Better luck next time, goo boy.
• How about you go slide back to where you came from?
• That's uh, that was lot of goo.
• Viscous is down!

Vyper 5

• That lady was intense…
• Maybe now she'll stop sending me mail…
• Some fans take it a little too far.
• Hope she gets the message.
• I need her to leave me alone.

Warden 5

• Stopped Warden!
• If you wanted to win you never should have picked the other side, Warden…
• I don't wanna know what kind of swinger party that guy was going to...
• He thought he was a tough guy.
• There's always someone looking to pick a fight they can't win…

Wraith 5

• Stopped Wraith.
• Backed the wrong horse, Wraith, like always.
• It's a shame it had to go down like this, Wraith.
• Wraith, you could have eight arms and you couldn't stop me.
• You see that? Not even Wraith can take me out…

Yamato 5

• Good fight, Yamato…
• That's the best the 7th moon's got?
• You can't buy me, Yamato!
• That sword is gonna look so good over my fireplace.
• Yamato's down!

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• Good work blue boy Abrams passes on a zipline
• They took out Apollo! Apollo dies in lane
• They took out the Pigeon Lady! Baba dies in lane
• Don't die before I can kill you Bebop Bebop passes on a zipline
• They took out Billy! Billy dies in lane
• Cute cat. Calico passes on a zipline

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• They got the Rejuvenator! An enemy takes the Rejuvenator
• They got the Rejuv, that just means we get to beat 'em twice. An enemy takes the Rejuvenator
• They picked up the rejuv! An enemy takes the Rejuvenator

Using Ground Strike 10

• Try to run!
• I gotcha.
• I'm comin' baby!
• Here comes The Lash!
• I'm about to ruin your day!
• Here I come!
• Let's go!
• You wanna mess with the lash?
• Start runnin'!
• Haha!

Using Grapple 8

• Dropping in!
• You wanna mess with me?
• I'm about to show you why I'm best!
• I could do this all day…
• Having fun yet?
• Let's dance, buddy!
• You won't stop me!
• Boosh.

Using Flog 10

• Whipping 'em!
• No one's out lasting me…
• Oh my god, you thought you were making progress…
• Don't you get it, I'm playing with you…
• You gonna run, or you want me to slap you around some more?
• You're not taking me down…
• You wanna piece of The Lash?!
• I got a little something for everybody!
• Let's see how you do against The Lash…
• I got your number, baby…

Using Death Slam 9

• Die!
• You're mine!
• here's the grand finale!
• Taking you out!
• You're in the big leagues now, bitch.
• Give up whenever you want…
• Alright, I'm done playing with you…
• You're outclassed….
• You don't got what it takes…

Using Ground Strike at low health 5

• Who said that we were done?
• The fight ends when I say it ends…
• You think you got me beat?
• I'll be the one walkin' away!
• I'm putting you in the dirt!

Using Grapple at low health 5

• On the move…
• I'm not dead yet, baby…
• I'm not giving up…
• God, I feel alive…
• Let's up the ante…

Using Flog at low health 5

• No one's killing me…
• Gotta land this…
• Need a second wind…
• Come on, Lash, you can out last 'em…
• Just need to hang on a little longer…

Using Death Slam at low health 5

• I got 'em!
• Grabbing 'em!
• I'll throw 'em!
• I got you!
• You wanna play?

Upgrading Ground Strike 10

• No one runs from me.
• They can try to run… not gonna work well for them, but they can try.
• I'm going to crater 'em…
• It's my bread and butter, baby…
• Every time I hear someone scream in frustration I just get a big ol' smile on my face.
• I'm going to be bouncing around that battlefield.
• I can come at them from anywhere…
• They won't see me coming, but boy will they know I've been there…
• Every time they think they're safe I'll be ready to fly in and finish the job.
• Is flying in on someone trying to escape a dick move? Sure, but I'm alive and they're dead so who cares?

Upgrading Grapple 7

• Dive kicks are the new uppercut.
• Winning isn't enough. You gotta do it with panache.
• This used to be an uppercut. Then I grew as a person. Meanwhile Bebop is still throwing uppercuts. Because he sucks.
• So here's how this works…I fly in. Then I kick 'em in the face.
• Yeah I can do it on the ground, but it's like a hundred billion times cooler when I do it mid air.
• They're about to learn that their arms are too short to box with god.
• I can start a fight with this, I can end a fight with this, it's basically the caviar of murder techniques.

Upgrading Flog 9

• I'll stay in the fight…
• Gotta keep the dance goin'…
• Crowd doesn't like it when I kill 'em too quick… this helps me keep it interesting….
• I can outlast everyone.
• Perfect cardio. Perfect form. Perfect hair.
• If they think they can stand toe to toe with me they're gonna have a beautifully bad day…
• They'll try to stand up to The Lash, but it's not gonna go well for them.
• Practical and recreational.
• If they don't know who the best is, they're about to find out…

Upgrading Death Slam 10

• The only thing they'll be able to do is watch in horror…
• I'll throw 'em around…
• They get too close they'll regret it…
• Now this is how you finish a fight…
• If they're not dead after this, they won't be alive much longer…
• This'll stop anyone…
• Time to play catch with some inferior fighters…
• I don't just end fights, I do it with style…
• There's nothing like making someone feel helpless.
• They'll know it's over before I even land the final blow.

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• I got more where that came from… Using Refresher
• Colossus! Using Colossus
• Curse! Using Curse
• Decay! Using Decay
• Echo shard! Using Echo Shard
• Ice blast! Using Cold Front

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• They're not gonna get the best of us! Angry
• What does it feel like to a be a winner, Bebop? It's pretty nice, huh? You're welcome. Winning with Bebop
• I can train my abilities. Unspent ability points
• Not on my watch, Haze. Interrupting Haze
• Alright, Lash… lot of jealous people are gonna try to kill you, you need to be ready… Warning
• Show's over, Seven! Interrupting Seven

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• Down Strike's almost ready. Ground Strike almost ready
• I see Abrams. See Abrams
• Ground Strike's on cooldown. Ground Strike not ready
• I see Apollo. See Apollo
• Grapple's almost ready. Grapple almost ready
• I see the Pigeon Lady. See Baba

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