Lash voice lines

When picked 11

• When I come for you, you're gonna know it… There's just not a damn thing you can do about it.
• You were looking to summon a god right? Well here I am.
• Oh, I'll summon the Patrons… but just so I can tell 'em, "You're welcome."
• Fun little fact: The Lash used to do an uppercut. And then I saw Bebop do an uppercut and I knew right then that I would never do one again.
• Reason 26 I'm better than Bebop: Only one of us has an impossibly dashing mustache.
• Reason number 87 I'm better than Bebop: He's Bebop.
• You see not everyone can handle the weight of being the best fighter on god's green earth.
• The only demons I can't punch are my own.
• Fear is for lesser men. And Bebop.
• I'm not dumb. I know a lot of people hate me. It's a curse really. You know, to just rule so hard, that every mediocre soul in the city has to resent you.
• Oh I'll summon the Patrons… and when I do I know exactly what I'm wishing for.

When swapped out 10

• laughs Good one. Wait, you're serious.
• Ok, yeah, that was smart. Don't pick me, see what happens.
• It's fine, The Lash doesn't crash parties he's not invited to…cause no party worth going to would ever not invite The Lash.
• Honestly, I was only planning on doing this as a favor to you, so no worries.
• I understand: you want to feel a challenge… see what it's like to NOT be the god of combat.
• Bebop got in your head, didn't he?
• The Lash is going to take a "me" day.
• Not surprising… it takes time to get comfortable with greatness.
• You don't need to be intimidated by me; I'm quite approachable.
• Not today my friend, The Lash is offering his beautiful physique to a life drawing class.

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Lash and Abrams

1. Lash Alright blue boy, let's get to work
2. Abrams My name's Abrams
3. Lash Probably not gonna remember that
4. Abrams After we win I'm gonna punch you in the face, think you'll remember that?
5. Lash Bluey; when this is over if you want the lash to send you to nite-nite land you are welcome to try

Lash and Apollo

1. Apollo I've seen you fight before.
2. Lash Ah, so you know what you're gonna get.
3. Apollo Yes. Someone fairly decent.
4. Lash Fairly decent? You must be confusing me with BeBop.
5. Apollo Look, I'm sure you could handle the town drunk in a bar fight, but in real combat, you're a middling talent.
6. Lash God, I wish you were on the other team so I could show you how "middling" I am, but I guess I'll have to settle for making your presence as irrelevant as your opinion.

Lash and Bebop

1. Lash Don't worry Bebop, Miss Cheri is gonna be a-ok now that you asked The Lash for help.
2. Bebop Miss Shelly.
3. Lash She'll be fine too.

Lash and Calico

1. Lash So you're the crazy cat lady.
2. Calico And you're the boorish pit fighter.
3. Lash Lady, if The Lash is anything, it's not boring.

Lash and Celeste

1. Lash Hellllo Celeste.
2. Celeste Nope.
3. Lash It's been a while.
4. Celeste Nope.
5. Lash Anytime you wanna talk: the lash will be here for you.
6. Celeste Nope.

Lash and Drifter

1. Lash So what are you supposed to be, some kind of murder hobo?
2. Drifter They call me the drifter.
3. Lash Don't know if that has a better mouth feel, but whatever mobo, it's your life.

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• Bet you thought you were on a roll, didn't you? Ending someone's streak
• Took down their big boy. Killing Abrams
• Chump. Any kill
• Got a lot to learn about fighting, kid. Killing Apollo
• All that power and you didn't even know how to use it… Killing a rich enemy
• Bebop, bebop, bebop. You dumb bastard. Killing Bebop

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Abrams 2

• Good work blue boy Passes on a zipline
• They took out Abrams! Dies in lane

Apollo 1

• They took out Apollo! Dies in lane

Baba 1

• They took out the Pigeon Lady! Dies in lane

Bebop 4

• Don't die before I can kill you Bebop Passes on a zipline
• They took out Bebop! Dies in lane
• They took out Bebop, I'm cool with it. Dies in lane
• They took out Bebop, no surprise there… Dies in lane

Billy 1

• They took out Billy! Dies in lane

Calico 2

• Cute cat. Passes on a zipline
• They brought down Calico! Dies in lane

Celeste 1

• They took out Celeste! Dies in lane

Deadman Danny 1

• They took out the Test Pilot! Dies in lane

Drifter 1

• They took out Drifter! Dies in lane

Dynamo 2

• Move it dome head Passes on a zipline
• They took out Dynamo! Dies in lane

Graves 1

• They took out Graves! Dies in lane

Grey Talon 2

• Don't worry old man, The Lash will be back to help carry you soon Passes on a zipline
• They took out Grey Talon! Dies in lane

Haze 2

• Have fun Haze Passes on a zipline
• They took out Haze! Dies in lane

Holliday 3

• Love the hat Passes on a zipline
• They took out Holliday! Dies in lane
• They took out the Sheriff! Dies in lane

Infernus 3

• See you soon Infernus Passes on a zipline
• They took out Infernus! Dies in lane
• They killed the bartender! Dies in lane

Ivy 3

• I'll be back when I can Passes on a zipline
• They took out Ivy! Dies in lane
• They took out the gargoyle! Dies in lane

Kelvin 2

• Good luck Kelvin Passes on a zipline
• They took out Kelvin! Dies in lane

Lady Geist 2

• Go be creepy Geist Passes on a zipline
• They took out Geist! Dies in lane

McGinnis 2

• See you soon McG Passes on a zipline
• They dropped McGinnis! Dies in lane

Mina 1

• They took out Mina! Dies in lane

Mirage 2

• Stay safe Mirage Passes on a zipline
• Mirage is down! Dies in lane

Mo & Krill 2

• Don't die on me boys Passes on a zipline
• They took out Krill! Dies in lane

Nurse Harrow 1

• They took out the Nurse! Dies in lane

Paige 1

• They took out Paige! Dies in lane

Paradox 3

• Be right back Paradox Passes on a zipline
• They took out Paradox! Dies in lane
• Paradox is dead! Dies in lane

Pocket 1

• Good luck Pocket Passes on a zipline

Rat King 1

• They took out the Rat King! Dies in lane

Rem 1

• They took out Rem! Dies in lane

Seven 2

• Give 'em hell glowstick Passes on a zipline
• Seven's dead. Dies in lane

Shiv 2

• Love the hair Passes on a zipline
• They took out Shiv! Dies in lane

Silver 1

• They took out Silver! Dies in lane

Sinclair 1

• They took out Sinclair! Dies in lane

Solomon 1

• They took out the Chess Guy! Dies in lane

The Doorman 1

• They took out the Doorman! Dies in lane

Venator 1

• They took out Venator! Dies in lane

Victor 1

• They took out Victor! Dies in lane

Vindicta 2

• Pop some heads Vindicta Passes on a zipline
• They took out Vindicta! Dies in lane

Violet 1

• They took out the Painter! Dies in lane

Viscous 3

• You go you beautiful ball of goo Passes on a zipline
• They took out Viscous! Dies in lane
• They took out Gooey! Dies in lane

Vyper 2

• They took out Vyper! Dies in lane
• They took out Vyper… thank god. Dies in lane

Warden 2

• There goes one scary sonofabitch Passes on a zipline
• They took out Warden! Dies in lane

Wraith 2

• See ya Wraith Passes on a zipline
• They took out Wraith! Dies in lane

Yamato 1

• They took out Yamato! Dies in lane

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• They got the Rejuvenator! An enemy takes the Rejuvenator
• They got the Rejuv, that just means we get to beat 'em twice. An enemy takes the Rejuvenator
• They picked up the rejuv! An enemy takes the Rejuvenator

Using Ground Strike 10

• Try to run!
• I gotcha.
• I'm comin' baby!
• Here comes The Lash!
• I'm about to ruin your day!
• Here I come!
• Let's go!
• You wanna mess with the lash?
• Start runnin'!
• Haha!

Using Grapple 8

• Dropping in!
• You wanna mess with me?
• I'm about to show you why I'm best!
• I could do this all day…
• Having fun yet?
• Let's dance, buddy!
• You won't stop me!
• Boosh.

Using Flog 10

• Whipping 'em!
• No one's out lasting me…
• Oh my god, you thought you were making progress…
• Don't you get it, I'm playing with you…
• You gonna run, or you want me to slap you around some more?
• You're not taking me down…
• You wanna piece of The Lash?!
• I got a little something for everybody!
• Let's see how you do against The Lash…
• I got your number, baby…

Using Death Slam 9

• Die!
• You're mine!
• here's the grand finale!
• Taking you out!
• You're in the big leagues now, bitch.
• Give up whenever you want…
• Alright, I'm done playing with you…
• You're outclassed….
• You don't got what it takes…

Using Ground Strike at low health 5

• Who said that we were done?
• The fight ends when I say it ends…
• You think you got me beat?
• I'll be the one walkin' away!
• I'm putting you in the dirt!

Using Grapple at low health 5

• On the move…
• I'm not dead yet, baby…
• I'm not giving up…
• God, I feel alive…
• Let's up the ante…

Using Flog at low health 5

• No one's killing me…
• Gotta land this…
• Need a second wind…
• Come on, Lash, you can out last 'em…
• Just need to hang on a little longer…

Using Death Slam at low health 5

• I got 'em!
• Grabbing 'em!
• I'll throw 'em!
• I got you!
• You wanna play?

Upgrading Ground Strike 10

• No one runs from me.
• They can try to run… not gonna work well for them, but they can try.
• I'm going to crater 'em…
• It's my bread and butter, baby…
• Every time I hear someone scream in frustration I just get a big ol' smile on my face.
• I'm going to be bouncing around that battlefield.
• I can come at them from anywhere…
• They won't see me coming, but boy will they know I've been there…
• Every time they think they're safe I'll be ready to fly in and finish the job.
• Is flying in on someone trying to escape a dick move? Sure, but I'm alive and they're dead so who cares?

Upgrading Grapple 7

• Dive kicks are the new uppercut.
• Winning isn't enough. You gotta do it with panache.
• This used to be an uppercut. Then I grew as a person. Meanwhile Bebop is still throwing uppercuts. Because he sucks.
• So here's how this works…I fly in. Then I kick 'em in the face.
• Yeah I can do it on the ground, but it's like a hundred billion times cooler when I do it mid air.
• They're about to learn that their arms are too short to box with god.
• I can start a fight with this, I can end a fight with this, it's basically the caviar of murder techniques.

Upgrading Flog 9

• I'll stay in the fight…
• Gotta keep the dance goin'…
• Crowd doesn't like it when I kill 'em too quick… this helps me keep it interesting….
• I can outlast everyone.
• Perfect cardio. Perfect form. Perfect hair.
• If they think they can stand toe to toe with me they're gonna have a beautifully bad day…
• They'll try to stand up to The Lash, but it's not gonna go well for them.
• Practical and recreational.
• If they don't know who the best is, they're about to find out…

Upgrading Death Slam 10

• The only thing they'll be able to do is watch in horror…
• I'll throw 'em around…
• They get too close they'll regret it…
• Now this is how you finish a fight…
• If they're not dead after this, they won't be alive much longer…
• This'll stop anyone…
• Time to play catch with some inferior fighters…
• I don't just end fights, I do it with style…
• There's nothing like making someone feel helpless.
• They'll know it's over before I even land the final blow.

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• I got more where that came from… Using Refresher
• Colossus! Using Colossus
• Curse! Using Curse
• Decay! Using Decay
• Echo shard! Using Echo Shard
• Ice blast! Using Cold Front

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• They're not gonna get the best of us! Angry
• What does it feel like to a be a winner, Bebop? It's pretty nice, huh? You're welcome. Winning with Bebop
• I can train my abilities. Unspent ability points
• Not on my watch, Haze. Interrupting Haze
• Alright, Lash… lot of jealous people are gonna try to kill you, you need to be ready… Warning
• Show's over, Seven! Interrupting Seven

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• Down Strike's almost ready. Ground Strike almost ready
• I see Abrams. See Abrams
• Ground Strike's on cooldown. Ground Strike not ready
• I see Apollo. See Apollo
• Grapple's almost ready. Grapple almost ready
• I see the Pigeon Lady. See Baba

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