Lash voice lines

When picked 11

• When I come for you, you're gonna know it… There's just not a damn thing you can do about it.
• You were looking to summon a god right? Well here I am.
• Oh, I'll summon the Patrons… but just so I can tell 'em, "You're welcome."
• Fun little fact: The Lash used to do an uppercut. And then I saw Bebop do an uppercut and I knew right then that I would never do one again.
• Reason 26 I'm better than Bebop: Only one of us has an impossibly dashing mustache.
• Reason number 87 I'm better than Bebop: He's Bebop.
• You see not everyone can handle the weight of being the best fighter on god's green earth.
• The only demons I can't punch are my own.
• Fear is for lesser men. And Bebop.
• I'm not dumb. I know a lot of people hate me. It's a curse really. You know, to just rule so hard, that every mediocre soul in the city has to resent you.
• Oh I'll summon the Patrons… and when I do I know exactly what I'm wishing for.

When swapped out 10

• laughs Good one. Wait, you're serious.
• Ok, yeah, that was smart. Don't pick me, see what happens.
• It's fine, The Lash doesn't crash parties he's not invited to…cause no party worth going to would ever not invite The Lash.
• Honestly, I was only planning on doing this as a favor to you, so no worries.
• I understand: you want to feel a challenge… see what it's like to NOT be the god of combat.
• Bebop got in your head, didn't he?
• The Lash is going to take a "me" day.
• Not surprising… it takes time to get comfortable with greatness.
• You don't need to be intimidated by me; I'm quite approachable.
• Not today my friend, The Lash is offering his beautiful physique to a life drawing class.

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Lash and Abrams

1. Lash Alright blue boy, let's get to work
2. Abrams My name's Abrams
3. Lash Probably not gonna remember that
4. Abrams After we win I'm gonna punch you in the face, think you'll remember that?
5. Lash Bluey; when this is over if you want the lash to send you to nite-nite land you are welcome to try

Lash and Apollo

1. Apollo I've seen you fight before.
2. Lash Ah, so you know what you're gonna get.
3. Apollo Yes. Someone fairly decent.
4. Lash Fairly decent? You must be confusing me with BeBop.
5. Apollo Look, I'm sure you could handle the town drunk in a bar fight, but in real combat, you're a middling talent.
6. Lash God, I wish you were on the other team so I could show you how "middling" I am, but I guess I'll have to settle for making your presence as irrelevant as your opinion.

Lash and Bebop

1. Lash Don't worry Bebop, Miss Cheri is gonna be a-ok now that you asked The Lash for help.
2. Bebop Miss Shelly.
3. Lash She'll be fine too.

Lash and Calico

1. Lash So you're the crazy cat lady.
2. Calico And you're the boorish pit fighter.
3. Lash Lady, if The Lash is anything, it's not boring.

Lash and Celeste

1. Lash Hellllo Celeste.
2. Celeste Nope.
3. Lash It's been a while.
4. Celeste Nope.
5. Lash Anytime you wanna talk: the lash will be here for you.
6. Celeste Nope.

Lash and Drifter

1. Lash So what are you supposed to be, some kind of murder hobo?
2. Drifter They call me the drifter.
3. Lash Don't know if that has a better mouth feel, but whatever mobo, it's your life.

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• Bet you thought you were on a roll, didn't you? Ending someone's streak
• Took down their big boy. Killing Abrams
• Chump. Any kill
• Got a lot to learn about fighting, kid. Killing Apollo
• All that power and you didn't even know how to use it… Killing a rich enemy
• Bebop, bebop, bebop. You dumb bastard. Killing Bebop

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• Good work blue boy Abrams passes on a zipline
• They took out Apollo! Apollo dies in lane
• They took out the Pigeon Lady! Baba dies in lane
• Don't die before I can kill you Bebop Bebop passes on a zipline
• They took out Billy! Billy dies in lane
• Cute cat. Calico passes on a zipline

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• They got the Rejuvenator! An enemy takes the Rejuvenator
• They got the Rejuv, that just means we get to beat 'em twice. An enemy takes the Rejuvenator
• They picked up the rejuv! An enemy takes the Rejuvenator

• Try to run! Using Ground Strike
• Dropping in! Using Grapple
• Whipping 'em! Using Flog
• Die! Using Death Slam
• Who said that we were done? Using Ground Strike at low health
• On the move… Using Grapple at low health

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• I got more where that came from… Using Refresher
• Colossus! Using Colossus
• Curse! Using Curse
• Decay! Using Decay
• Echo shard! Using Echo Shard
• Ice blast! Using Cold Front

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Angry 10

• They're not gonna get the best of us!
• No more games!
• We're not losing to them!
• You think you got the best of me?
• You're in trouble now!
• You wanna get serious? Fine by me…
• Are we gonna take this shit or are we gonna fight back?
• We need to make a move!
• Can someone come up with a damn plan!
• I'm not losing today!

Unspent ability points 3

• I can train my abilities.
• Ready to get stronger, just need to find a place to train.
• I should find a place to train up.

Warning 3

• Alright, Lash… lot of jealous people are gonna try to kill you, you need to be ready…
• They could be hiding anywhere…
• I can't afford to get caught off guard.

Close call 6

• When my life just flashed before my eyes I realized that I'm even more amazing than I remembered.
• You're just not good enough to hit me…
• Close, but not close enough…
• Keep trying, maybe you'll get lucky!
• Whew! That was close…
• So long, losers.

Worried 10

• We may be behind, but it's not over…
• They're better than I thought they would be…
• I probably shouldn't have had those six mimosas before the fight…
• This is not going well…
• This isn't over yet…
• Stay calm. Stay focused.
• Am I going to have to carry the whole team?
• I gotta step it up…
• I may have to actually start trying…
• Looks like they aren't pushovers after all……

Congratulating 5

• Good work!
• Nicely done!
• Took 'em down!
• You're welcome.
• You make a decent sidekick.

Happy 10

• This'll all be over soon!
• These guys are so outmatched!
• They don't have a chance in hell!
• If they're getting frustrated, that means we're doing something right.
• When are you guys gonna get it, I'm better than you.
• God I love being the best.
• What a day to be Lash.
• This is exactly what I thought would happen…
• They're out of their league.
• Never shoulda stepped to us.

Hunting 3

• No one hides from me.
• How long you think you can hide from me?
• Quit wasting my time and come out and fight…

Interrupting 5

• Gotcha!
• Not today, buddy.
• The Lash says no.
• That's not gonna happen on my watch.
• I shut 'em down.

Last one standing 3

• Relax, it's all good, I'm used to high pressure situations.
• Wouldn't have it any other way…
• They save the best for last

Leaving base 5

• Guess it's time for me to do my thing…
• Gotta give my adoring public what they want.
• Time to make a grand entrance.
• Can't keep my adoring fans waiting.
• Time to go summon a god.

Low health 1

• Gotta heal up.

Near miss 5

• Almost had 'em…
• just out of range…
• I'll get 'em next time…
• Your luck's gonna run out eventually!
• Damn!

Outnumbered 3

• Too many of 'em…
• I'm good, but I'm not stupid…
• I'm outnumbered, I need to careful.

Parrying 4

• Nice try.
• That was cute.
• Don't think so.
• Boosh.

Picking up souls 5

• I will take that…
• That's mine now.
• People just love leaving me gifts.
• Cha-ching.
• Another donation to the ol' church of Saint Lash.

Picking up the Rejuvenator 3

• Got the Rejuvenator.
• Got the rejuve!
• Great job everyone!

Sad 10

• Unbelievable!
• This a nightmare.
• How is this happening…
• It wasn't supposed to be this way.
• Do I talk too much shit?
• Okay, okay, maybe they're tougher than I thought.
• How are they beating us?
• Maybe they're right… maybe I am all talk.
• Why do I bother…
• Why did I team up with these people…

An enemy uses Metal Skin 3

• Don't waste your bullets!
• They have metal skin!
• Bullets aren't gonna hurt them!

Shop reminder 12

• Got money to burn.
• I can use these souls at the shop…
• Might want to spend the souls…
• I should check what I can buy at the shop.
• I wonder what they have at the shop.
• Gotta remember to check out the store.
• I should go back and spend.
• I can get a quality relic.
• Worth seeing what I can afford.
• The Lash deserves the best.
• There's nothing I can't buy…
• The Lash is ready for some retail therapy.

A tower denied 5

• Objective's done.
• One step closer to completing the ritual…
• We took another objective…
• Victory keeps getting closer.
• That should impress the patron…

Bebop 1

• What does it feel like to a be a winner, Bebop? It's pretty nice, huh? You're welcome. Winning with Bebop

Haze 1

• Not on my watch, Haze. Interrupting Haze

Seven 1

• Show's over, Seven! Interrupting Seven

Warden 1

• Stopping Warden! Interrupting Warden

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• Down Strike's almost ready. Ground Strike almost ready
• I see Abrams. See Abrams
• Ground Strike's on cooldown. Ground Strike not ready
• I see Apollo. See Apollo
• Grapple's almost ready. Grapple almost ready
• I see the Pigeon Lady. See Baba

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