Paige voice lines

• I'm excited! Ok that's kind of a lie I am really nervous. When picked
• I think I'm just going to read… that seems safer. When swapped out
• This is gonna make for one helluva story. When picked
• You know I would love to help but I got a kindergarten class to read to. When swapped out
• I just hope I'm not too late to save him. When picked
• Yeah, not looking forward to getting shot at today… When swapped out

Show all 20

Paige and Abrams

1. Paige Cool tome, can I get a look at it?
2. Abrams No.
3. Paige Why?
4. Abrams You're gonna find out real soon, kid.

Paige and Billy

1. Billy Who are you tryin' to impress carrying all those books around?
2. Paige No one, I like to read.
3. Billy You can't read more than one book at a time.
4. Paige Sure but you need your breakfast book that gets you going, your coffee book for when you need a little break that you secretly want to be a long break. You got your main book that you're working on (I'm assuming that’s what you meant by one book at a time), and then you have your comfort book for when you had a bad day and just want to disappear on the purple line.

Paige and Drifter

1. Drifter How 'bout you tell me a story, Paige.
2. Paige Once there was a girl who was being harassed by a vampire…
3. Drifter I love it already.
4. Paige So she staked him, the end.
5. Drifter I don't take kindly to threats.
6. Paige What threat, it was just a story.
7. Drifter You're fun. I'll let it slide.

Paige and Graves

1. Paige You shouldn't be messing with that hand.
2. Graves Thanks for the tip.
3. Paige I'm serious.
4. Graves I'm sure you are.
5. Paige You sound just like Bryce.
6. Graves Well whoever that is, they're cooler than you.

Paige and Grey Talon

1. Grey Talon You remind me of my daughter in law.
2. Paige Hopefully you like her.
3. Grey Talon I did. Very much so.

Paige and Lady Geist

1. Lady Geist I don't suppose one of those books you're carrying is about binding wards.
2. Paige No. But I have some Victor Hugo.
3. Lady Geist Oh your plan is to summon a misshapened affront to nature?
4. Paige I brought Les Mis.
5. Lady Geist Ah. So my options are a whore who dies of consumption or a deranged police officer obsessed with a loaf of bread. How useful. Thank you.
6. Paige What about Jean Valjean?
7. Lady Geist The man who couldn't provide for his family then abandoned all of his business obligations? That guy? I'll pass.

Show all 37

Ending someone's streak 1

• I stopped them!

Any kill 10

• I got one!
• They're down!
• Took one out!
• OK, this is going good.
• I can't believe I did that…
• This is getting exciting.
• Did you guys see that?
• excited/surprised giggle
• Better them than me…
• What have I gotten myself into…

Killing a rich enemy 1

• All that money and it still won't be enough to save you.

On a big kill streak 3

• Guys, you can't kill me I got plot armor.
• Don't you get it I'm the protagonist, I always win.
• It's Saint Crispin's Day, baby!

On a kill streak 3

• So this is what it feels like to be a hero.
• You guys can give up whenever you want.
• No one's hurting my friends.

Starting a kill streak 5

• I think I'm getting the hang of this.
• This story is starting to get good.
• Can't wait to see how this story plays out.
• I won't let you stop me from summoning the Patron.
• I'm gonna complete the ritual, and there is nothing you're gonna do about it.

Melee kill 5

• Nice punch, Perceval.
• Thanks for the assist, Lancelot.
• Nice job, Bors.
• You just got knocked out by Arthur Pendragon.
• Way to go Galahad.

Revenge kill 1

• I didn't forget what you did…

Abrams 5

• Took down the blue guy.
• I can't believe I stopped the Detective.
• I'm not scared of Abrams, or his McGuffin.
• He finally went down…
• Abrams isn't making it easy for us…

Apollo 5

• I thought princes were supposed to be charming.
• Would it kill you to be nicer, Apollo?
• I bet deep inside he's probably a good guy.
• I stopped Apollo!
• All princes can't be like him right?

Bebop 5

• Stopped the automaton.
• Bebop won't be pulling us for a while…
• Sorry, Bebop.
• Not your day, Bebop.
• Hey, I took out a pit fighter…

Billy 5

• Why are you angry all the time?
• He's like a bootleg version of Bottom from Midsummer.
• I wish I could just give him a hug.
• It wouldn't kill you to be nicer, Billy.
• You don't have to be so mean all the time, Billy.

Calico 5

• Ava's adorable.
• I can't stay mad at her, she's got a cat.
• Calico's been dealt with.
• I don’t think Calico is going to take that very well…
• That woman was a nightmare…

Celeste 5

• Sorry, Celeste.
• God, she is so cool.
• Her hair was so pretty.
• Took down the unicorn! Oh... I took down the unicorn.
• I wanna be your friend!

Drifter 5

• Stopped the monster.
• Took down Drifter.
• I'm not going to be another one of your victims.
• You're not winning, Drifter.
• I won't let you stalk anyone else!

Dynamo 5

• He seemed nice until he tried to kill me.
• Sorry about that, Professor.
• He always seemed so polite at the library.
• He'll forgive me
• Dealt with the professor…

Graves 5

• She reminded me of Bryce.
• Took down Graves!
• I took out the necromancer!
• I know you just wanna help, Graves, but there's gotta be a better way.
• I think she just needs a hug.

Grey Talon 5

• It's over, Grey Talon.
• Rest, Grey Talon.
• I'm sorry about your family, Talon, I get it, but I can't let you stop me.
• He was like my grandpa if my grandpa was really into shooting people with arrows.
• I took out the archer.

Haze 5

• Oh god, what if the OSIC sends a curator to my dad's store…
• Sooo that was a Sandman… that's fine, everything's fine, she won't come back and kill me in my sleep.
• Took out Haze.
• That uh… that was an OSIC agent…
• Oh my god I picked a fight with the federal government.

Holliday 5

• Took out Holliday.
• Man, now that was a cop on the edge…
• I don't think they should trust that lady with a gun…
• The Sheriff is down.
• I won't let you stop me, Holliday.

Infernus 5

• No sir, you will not be lighting my books on fire thank you very much.
• Glad all my books are intact.
• Took out Infernus.
• Why are you doing this, Infernus?
• He'll burn down everything if we don't stop him.

Ivy 5

• Took down the gargoyle.
• I can't believe I got to fight The Savior of Spanish Harlem.
• You're still great, Ivy!
• Oh my god, why is Ivy fighting me? Am I the bad guy?
• Stay away from me, Ivy, I'm not the enemy!

Kelvin 5

• I know they say don't meet your heroes and he tried to kill me, but I don't care, Kelvin is great.
• He was as impressive as the stories said…
• Man, I get to be the antagonist in one of Kelvin's stories.
• This will make the next book signing a little awkward.
• Took out Kelvin.

Lady Geist 5

• Took out Lady Geist…
• So long, Lady Dorian Grey.
• Glad to be able to walk away from that one…
• She wasn't very nice…
• Geist is out of the picture…

Lash 5

• I stopped Lash!
• That guy sure thought highly of himself…
• He needs to learn to be nicer to people…
• That guy wants to be Heathcliff so bad but at the end of the day he's just a dime store Mr. Collins.
• I get why people don't like you, Lash.

McGinnis 5

• Took out McGinnis.
• You know when I woke up today I didn't expect to be fight against the Occult Industrial Complex.
• And I thought my brother was a curmudgeon.
• I hope Fairfax Industries still plans on donating to the library…
• Those turrets were only going to get you so far, McGinnis…

Mina 5

• You're not very nice, Mina.
• Why are you so mean to people?
• I think she has self-esteem issues.
• Her parents raised her wrong.
• Glad I didn't end up like her.

Mirage 5

• He was so noble…
• Stopped Mirage.
• I wish we were fighting on the same side, Mirage…
• I'll find a way to help him later…
• This probably isn't the right time to ask if I can show him around New York.

Mo & Krill 5

• Sorry, Mr. Mole.
• I want to be their friend.
• Yeah you're losing, but at least you have each other and that counts for something.
• Mo and Krill are down.
• Moles are a lot less adorable when they're trying to rip you in half…

Paradox 5

• I bet that lady stole some really good books…
• Took down Paradox.
• They say never judge a book by its cover, but you're running around in a trenchcoat and mask and shooting at people so I think it's pretty safe to make reasonable assumptions. You look great though.
• Stopped the Time Thief.
• She was a tricky one…

Pocket 5

• They seemed nice.
• Sorry, Pocket, I didn't have a choice.
• I think they wanted to be here less than me…
• Now that right there was someone with a whole lotta feelings.
• Why couldn't they just keep an angsty journal like most people?

Rem 5

• Awww, he was so cute!
• I am so sorry little guy!
• I feel really guilty…
• It's ok, Paige, don't feel bad. You just read him a bedtime story!
• Took out Rem!

Seven 5

• I won't let my brother end up like you, Seven.
• Seven had to be stopped.
• That man is terrifying.
• I couldn't let Seven run free.
• He was a monster.

Shiv 5

• Lash should take notes, that's how you pull off the bad boy thing.
• Eh. Mirage is better.
• Stopped the biker.
• I think one of his knives might be stuck in my books.
• Sorry, Shiv, that pompadour could only get you so far.

Silver 5

• Be nicer to people, Silver.
• Stopped the werewolf!
• Oh, that could've gone real bad!
• I'm not looking forward to seeing her again.
• I took out Silver.

The Doorman 5

• I took down The Doorman.
• I stopped The Doorman.
• I know you were just doing your job, I'm sorry.
• He seemed really polite.
• Got lucky there…

Venator 5

• I thought you were supposed to hunt monsters!
• The Venator's lost his mind.
• That guy is unhinged.
• I took out the Venator.
• The last thing I needed in my life was that guy trying to hunt me down.

Victor 5

• Sorry, Victor.
• Maybe he'll get even moodier.
• He was in so much pain…
• I wish I could help him.
• I didn't want to fight you, Victor.

Vindicta 5

• I don't blame her for doing what she's doing, but she needed to be stopped.
• Took out their sniper.
• Sniper's down.
• You didn't give me any choice, Vindicta.
• Your story deserved a better ending than this, Vindicta…

Viscous 5

• Stopped the goo guy.
• Viscous, you need to pick better friends.
• They're taking advantage of you, Viscous.
• I feel like George to his Lennie.
• For what it's worth, Viscous, I think your cube looked neat.

Vyper 5

• Stopped Vyper.
• You're the worst, Vyper.
• I bet she hangs out with Lash.
• That lady is a slimeball.
• I hope I never have to see her again…

Warden 5

• Warden is down.
• That guy was playing for keeps.
• Glad I'm walking away from that fight…
• He's going to be back and he'll be looking for retribution.
• Can't believe I survived a fight with Warden.

Wraith 5

• Tough lady…
• I can't believe I'm still standing…
• Stopped Wraith.
• So… I um… killed a crime lord. That won't have any repercussions.
• Our actions always catch up with us eventually, Wraith.

Yamato 5

• Are my books ok?
• That's one less crazy lady with a sword running around…
• Yamato's been dealt with.
• And I thought Wraith was mean…
• She's definitely going to come back to murder me.

Show fewer

• Stay safe detective Abrams passes on a zipline
• They took out Apollo! Apollo dies in lane
• They took out the Pigeon Lady! Baba dies in lane
• Be back soon, Bebop Bebop passes on a zipline
• They took out Billy! Billy dies in lane
• She has a cat, she can't be evil Calico passes on a zipline

Show all 69

• They have the Rejuvenator. An enemy takes the Rejuvenator
• We need to be careful, they have the Rejuv. An enemy takes the Rejuvenator
• Get ready to defend the base, they'll be coming for us. An enemy takes the Rejuvenator

Using Bookwyrm 20

• Come on, buddy…
• Come on, buddy…
• Wanna meet a dragon?
• Wanna meet a dragon?
• Here!
• Go get 'em!
• Bringing in support.
• I love dragons.
• Glad I brought this with me…
• Glad I brought this with me…
• Have I got a story for you.
• Have I got a story for you.
• Hope you like the book.
• Hope you like the book.
• This one's one of my favorites…
• This one's one of my favorites…
• This is a great read…
• This is a great read…
• Leave us alone!
• Conjuring dragon.

Using Plot Armor 20

• Let me help you!
• I got you!
• Take this!
• This should help!
• Here you go!
• Feel better?
• I got your back!
• Don't worry!
• We're a team!
• Keep going!
• Here you go!
• I'll take care of you.
• Don’t worry about a thing.
• I'll cover you.
• You're safe.
• Take this…
• Glad I'm here to help.
• We're in this together.
• You got this!
• Keep fighting!

Using Plot Armor on themselves 10

• Shields up!
• Gotta stay safe…
• Feel safer already…
• I can keep going…
• I won't give up.
• I'll fight as long as I can.
• It's rough out here…
• I'll keep fighting…
• If they wanna kill me, they have to work for it.
• I need protection…

Using Captivating Read 11

• I call on the lady of the lake!
• Who doesn't love a little Arthurian fantasy?
• Nimue will help!
• I try to slow 'em.
• Conjuring!
• I'll do my best!
• Summoning.
• I'll try my best
• Stop right there!
• There's someone I want you to meet.
• I need to this to work.

Using Rallying Charge 10

• Get 'em boys!
• Meet my friends!
• For Camelot!
• This is the best part of the story…
• Ready for the finale?
• Here comes the cavalry!
• Charge!
• I'll save the day!
• I love this part!
• Fight for Avalon!

Using Bookwyrm at low health 5

• This isn't going great…
• Please kill them…
• I'm counting on you…
• Hope this is the right book…
• I can't give up…

Using Plot Armor at low health 5

• Shields up!
• Don't give up!
• We're still in this!
• It's not over yet!
• We won't give up!

Using Captivating Read at low health 5

• I'll try to stop 'em.
• I'll slow 'em down.
• I'll do what I can…
• Comeon, comeon…
• I call on the lady of the lake!

Using Rallying Charge at low health 5

• Lancelot, I need you!
• Please help me, Bors…
• Galahad will protect us…
• I need your help, Gawain…
• Protect me, Arthur!

Upgrading Bookwyrm 10

• Had to stop pulling this guy out at the library, they were not too happy when I burned the stacks…
• This story can get a little intense…
• I gotta be ready to defend myself.
• They're gonna learn about the power of words…
• Time for a little fun with bibliomancy.
• I love the part in this book where the dragon eats everyone.
• I don't get to pull this bad boy out at story time as much as I'd like…
• This book is so good.
• This is my comfort book.
• Who doesn't love a story with a dragon?

Upgrading Plot Armor 10

• I need to keep everyone safe…
• I can't help my family if I'm dead.
• I'll keep us in the fight.
• My team's going to need my help, and I'll be ready.
• I'm ready to help out the team.
• Books can save people's lives.
• I'll help out however I can.
• I like helping people more than hurting them…
• I'll make my parents proud.
• I won't let them bully my friends.

Upgrading Captivating Read 10

• Arthur got help from the Lady of the Lake, why can't I?
• I'll turn to the Lady of the Lake for help…
• The Lady of the Lake will help.
• It's not easy to land, but man is it satisfying when I do.
• I need to have courage.
• I know I can count on the Lady of the Lake.
• I'll be the hero of this story…
• I'll do my best to stop them…
• Gotta make sure I time this right…
• Everyone's gotta plan until the Lady of the Lake shows up.

Upgrading Rallying Charge 10

• The Knights of the Round always answer the call…
• This is always a showstopper…
• Doesn't get much more romantic than knights on horseback…
• It doesn't get much better than King Arthur…
• When the chips are down you can always count on the Knights of the Roundtable.
• Ready to call in the cavalry.
• I'll inspire the team.
• I can never decide which of the knights is my favorite…
• Lancelot will save the day, I know it…
• What's not to love about Arthurian legend…

Show fewer

Using Refresher 3

• Refreshing!
• Let's re-read that chapter…
• Ready to go back to Camelot.

Using Colossus 3

• Colossus!
• This is gonna feel weird…
• LET'S GO!

Using Curse 3

• Curse!
• I'll curse 'em!
• They're cursed!

Using Decay 3

• Decay!
• I'll slow their healing!
• I don't like messing with this stuff…

Using Echo Shard 3

• Echo shard!
• Power's back.
• Ready to use it again.

Using Cold Front 3

• Ice blast!
• Sending ice!
• Ice storm!

Using Metal Skin 3

• Metal skin!
• Iron skin!
• Flesh of iron!

Using Phantom Strike 3

• Phantom strike!
• Teleporting.
• Going in.

Using Shadow Weave 3

• Shadow Weave!
• I need to hide.
• Time to be sneaky…

Using Silencer 3

• I'll silence them!
• Shhh…
• I'll stop their magic.

Using Tech Purge 2

• Purging!
• Shake it off.

Using Unstoppable 3

• Unstoppable!
• I'm unstoppable!
• I'm not worried about their magic.

Using Vampiric Burst 3

• Vampiric Burst!
• Ready to let 'em have it.
• Time to speed read…

Show fewer

• I won't let them get away with that. Angry
• I can upgrade my powers… Unspent ability points
• Oh man, I haven't seen my friends in a while… Warning
• Oh god that was scary… Close call
• Everything's gonna turn out fine. Worried
• Way to go! Congratulating

Show all 114

• Dragon's almost ready. Bookwyrm almost ready
• Check out what Abrams bought. Abrams check items
• Dragon's on cooldown. Bookwyrm not ready
• Check out what Apollo bought. Apollo check items
• Shield's almost ready. Plot Armor almost ready
• Let's take out the Pigeon Lady. Attack Baba

Show all 851