Paige voice lines

• I'm excited! Ok that's kind of a lie I am really nervous. When picked
• I think I'm just going to read… that seems safer. When swapped out
• This is gonna make for one helluva story. When picked
• You know I would love to help but I got a kindergarten class to read to. When swapped out
• I just hope I'm not too late to save him. When picked
• Yeah, not looking forward to getting shot at today… When swapped out

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Paige and Abrams

1. Paige Cool tome, can I get a look at it?
2. Abrams No.
3. Paige Why?
4. Abrams You're gonna find out real soon, kid.

Paige and Billy

1. Billy Who are you tryin' to impress carrying all those books around?
2. Paige No one, I like to read.
3. Billy You can't read more than one book at a time.
4. Paige Sure but you need your breakfast book that gets you going, your coffee book for when you need a little break that you secretly want to be a long break. You got your main book that you're working on (I'm assuming that’s what you meant by one book at a time), and then you have your comfort book for when you had a bad day and just want to disappear on the purple line.

Paige and Drifter

1. Drifter How 'bout you tell me a story, Paige.
2. Paige Once there was a girl who was being harassed by a vampire…
3. Drifter I love it already.
4. Paige So she staked him, the end.
5. Drifter I don't take kindly to threats.
6. Paige What threat, it was just a story.
7. Drifter You're fun. I'll let it slide.

Paige and Graves

1. Paige You shouldn't be messing with that hand.
2. Graves Thanks for the tip.
3. Paige I'm serious.
4. Graves I'm sure you are.
5. Paige You sound just like Bryce.
6. Graves Well whoever that is, they're cooler than you.

Paige and Grey Talon

1. Grey Talon You remind me of my daughter in law.
2. Paige Hopefully you like her.
3. Grey Talon I did. Very much so.

Paige and Lady Geist

1. Lady Geist I don't suppose one of those books you're carrying is about binding wards.
2. Paige No. But I have some Victor Hugo.
3. Lady Geist Oh your plan is to summon a misshapened affront to nature?
4. Paige I brought Les Mis.
5. Lady Geist Ah. So my options are a whore who dies of consumption or a deranged police officer obsessed with a loaf of bread. How useful. Thank you.
6. Paige What about Jean Valjean?
7. Lady Geist The man who couldn't provide for his family then abandoned all of his business obligations? That guy? I'll pass.

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Ending someone's streak 1

• I stopped them!

Any kill 10

• I got one!
• They're down!
• Took one out!
• OK, this is going good.
• I can't believe I did that…
• This is getting exciting.
• Did you guys see that?
• excited/surprised giggle
• Better them than me…
• What have I gotten myself into…

Killing a rich enemy 1

• All that money and it still won't be enough to save you.

On a big kill streak 3

• Guys, you can't kill me I got plot armor.
• Don't you get it I'm the protagonist, I always win.
• It's Saint Crispin's Day, baby!

On a kill streak 3

• So this is what it feels like to be a hero.
• You guys can give up whenever you want.
• No one's hurting my friends.

Starting a kill streak 5

• I think I'm getting the hang of this.
• This story is starting to get good.
• Can't wait to see how this story plays out.
• I won't let you stop me from summoning the Patron.
• I'm gonna complete the ritual, and there is nothing you're gonna do about it.

Melee kill 5

• Nice punch, Perceval.
• Thanks for the assist, Lancelot.
• Nice job, Bors.
• You just got knocked out by Arthur Pendragon.
• Way to go Galahad.

Revenge kill 1

• I didn't forget what you did…

Abrams 5

• Took down the blue guy.
• I can't believe I stopped the Detective.
• I'm not scared of Abrams, or his McGuffin.
• He finally went down…
• Abrams isn't making it easy for us…

Apollo 5

• I thought princes were supposed to be charming.
• Would it kill you to be nicer, Apollo?
• I bet deep inside he's probably a good guy.
• I stopped Apollo!
• All princes can't be like him right?

Bebop 5

• Stopped the automaton.
• Bebop won't be pulling us for a while…
• Sorry, Bebop.
• Not your day, Bebop.
• Hey, I took out a pit fighter…

Billy 5

• Why are you angry all the time?
• He's like a bootleg version of Bottom from Midsummer.
• I wish I could just give him a hug.
• It wouldn't kill you to be nicer, Billy.
• You don't have to be so mean all the time, Billy.

Calico 5

• Ava's adorable.
• I can't stay mad at her, she's got a cat.
• Calico's been dealt with.
• I don’t think Calico is going to take that very well…
• That woman was a nightmare…

Celeste 5

• Sorry, Celeste.
• God, she is so cool.
• Her hair was so pretty.
• Took down the unicorn! Oh... I took down the unicorn.
• I wanna be your friend!

Drifter 5

• Stopped the monster.
• Took down Drifter.
• I'm not going to be another one of your victims.
• You're not winning, Drifter.
• I won't let you stalk anyone else!

Dynamo 5

• He seemed nice until he tried to kill me.
• Sorry about that, Professor.
• He always seemed so polite at the library.
• He'll forgive me
• Dealt with the professor…

Graves 5

• She reminded me of Bryce.
• Took down Graves!
• I took out the necromancer!
• I know you just wanna help, Graves, but there's gotta be a better way.
• I think she just needs a hug.

Grey Talon 5

• It's over, Grey Talon.
• Rest, Grey Talon.
• I'm sorry about your family, Talon, I get it, but I can't let you stop me.
• He was like my grandpa if my grandpa was really into shooting people with arrows.
• I took out the archer.

Haze 5

• Oh god, what if the OSIC sends a curator to my dad's store…
• Sooo that was a Sandman… that's fine, everything's fine, she won't come back and kill me in my sleep.
• Took out Haze.
• That uh… that was an OSIC agent…
• Oh my god I picked a fight with the federal government.

Holliday 5

• Took out Holliday.
• Man, now that was a cop on the edge…
• I don't think they should trust that lady with a gun…
• The Sheriff is down.
• I won't let you stop me, Holliday.

Infernus 5

• No sir, you will not be lighting my books on fire thank you very much.
• Glad all my books are intact.
• Took out Infernus.
• Why are you doing this, Infernus?
• He'll burn down everything if we don't stop him.

Ivy 5

• Took down the gargoyle.
• I can't believe I got to fight The Savior of Spanish Harlem.
• You're still great, Ivy!
• Oh my god, why is Ivy fighting me? Am I the bad guy?
• Stay away from me, Ivy, I'm not the enemy!

Kelvin 5

• I know they say don't meet your heroes and he tried to kill me, but I don't care, Kelvin is great.
• He was as impressive as the stories said…
• Man, I get to be the antagonist in one of Kelvin's stories.
• This will make the next book signing a little awkward.
• Took out Kelvin.

Lady Geist 5

• Took out Lady Geist…
• So long, Lady Dorian Grey.
• Glad to be able to walk away from that one…
• She wasn't very nice…
• Geist is out of the picture…

Lash 5

• I stopped Lash!
• That guy sure thought highly of himself…
• He needs to learn to be nicer to people…
• That guy wants to be Heathcliff so bad but at the end of the day he's just a dime store Mr. Collins.
• I get why people don't like you, Lash.

McGinnis 5

• Took out McGinnis.
• You know when I woke up today I didn't expect to be fight against the Occult Industrial Complex.
• And I thought my brother was a curmudgeon.
• I hope Fairfax Industries still plans on donating to the library…
• Those turrets were only going to get you so far, McGinnis…

Mina 5

• You're not very nice, Mina.
• Why are you so mean to people?
• I think she has self-esteem issues.
• Her parents raised her wrong.
• Glad I didn't end up like her.

Mirage 5

• He was so noble…
• Stopped Mirage.
• I wish we were fighting on the same side, Mirage…
• I'll find a way to help him later…
• This probably isn't the right time to ask if I can show him around New York.

Mo & Krill 5

• Sorry, Mr. Mole.
• I want to be their friend.
• Yeah you're losing, but at least you have each other and that counts for something.
• Mo and Krill are down.
• Moles are a lot less adorable when they're trying to rip you in half…

Paradox 5

• I bet that lady stole some really good books…
• Took down Paradox.
• They say never judge a book by its cover, but you're running around in a trenchcoat and mask and shooting at people so I think it's pretty safe to make reasonable assumptions. You look great though.
• Stopped the Time Thief.
• She was a tricky one…

Pocket 5

• They seemed nice.
• Sorry, Pocket, I didn't have a choice.
• I think they wanted to be here less than me…
• Now that right there was someone with a whole lotta feelings.
• Why couldn't they just keep an angsty journal like most people?

Rem 5

• Awww, he was so cute!
• I am so sorry little guy!
• I feel really guilty…
• It's ok, Paige, don't feel bad. You just read him a bedtime story!
• Took out Rem!

Seven 5

• I won't let my brother end up like you, Seven.
• Seven had to be stopped.
• That man is terrifying.
• I couldn't let Seven run free.
• He was a monster.

Shiv 5

• Lash should take notes, that's how you pull off the bad boy thing.
• Eh. Mirage is better.
• Stopped the biker.
• I think one of his knives might be stuck in my books.
• Sorry, Shiv, that pompadour could only get you so far.

Silver 5

• Be nicer to people, Silver.
• Stopped the werewolf!
• Oh, that could've gone real bad!
• I'm not looking forward to seeing her again.
• I took out Silver.

The Doorman 5

• I took down The Doorman.
• I stopped The Doorman.
• I know you were just doing your job, I'm sorry.
• He seemed really polite.
• Got lucky there…

Venator 5

• I thought you were supposed to hunt monsters!
• The Venator's lost his mind.
• That guy is unhinged.
• I took out the Venator.
• The last thing I needed in my life was that guy trying to hunt me down.

Victor 5

• Sorry, Victor.
• Maybe he'll get even moodier.
• He was in so much pain…
• I wish I could help him.
• I didn't want to fight you, Victor.

Vindicta 5

• I don't blame her for doing what she's doing, but she needed to be stopped.
• Took out their sniper.
• Sniper's down.
• You didn't give me any choice, Vindicta.
• Your story deserved a better ending than this, Vindicta…

Viscous 5

• Stopped the goo guy.
• Viscous, you need to pick better friends.
• They're taking advantage of you, Viscous.
• I feel like George to his Lennie.
• For what it's worth, Viscous, I think your cube looked neat.

Vyper 5

• Stopped Vyper.
• You're the worst, Vyper.
• I bet she hangs out with Lash.
• That lady is a slimeball.
• I hope I never have to see her again…

Warden 5

• Warden is down.
• That guy was playing for keeps.
• Glad I'm walking away from that fight…
• He's going to be back and he'll be looking for retribution.
• Can't believe I survived a fight with Warden.

Wraith 5

• Tough lady…
• I can't believe I'm still standing…
• Stopped Wraith.
• So… I um… killed a crime lord. That won't have any repercussions.
• Our actions always catch up with us eventually, Wraith.

Yamato 5

• Are my books ok?
• That's one less crazy lady with a sword running around…
• Yamato's been dealt with.
• And I thought Wraith was mean…
• She's definitely going to come back to murder me.

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Abrams 2

• Stay safe detective Passes on a zipline
• They took out Abrams! Dies in lane

Apollo 1

• They took out Apollo! Dies in lane

Baba 1

• They took out the Pigeon Lady! Dies in lane

Bebop 2

• Be back soon, Bebop Passes on a zipline
• They took out Bebop! Dies in lane

Billy 1

• They took out Billy! Dies in lane

Calico 2

• She has a cat, she can't be evil Passes on a zipline
• They took out Calico! Dies in lane

Celeste 1

• They took out Celeste! Dies in lane

Deadman Danny 1

• They took out the Test Pilot! Dies in lane

Drifter 1

• They took out the Drifter! Dies in lane

Dynamo 2

• Be back soon professor Passes on a zipline
• They took out Dynamo! Dies in lane

Graves 1

• They took out Graves! Dies in lane

Grey Talon 2

• That is the angriest grandpa that I have ever seen in my life Passes on a zipline
• They took out Grey Talon! Dies in lane

Haze 2

• Stay safe Haze Passes on a zipline
• They took out Haze! Dies in lane

Holliday 2

• Good luck sheriff Passes on a zipline
• They took out Holliday! Dies in lane

Infernus 2

• I will be back when I can Infernus Passes on a zipline
• They took out Infernus! Dies in lane

Ivy 2

• You rock Ivy! Passes on a zipline
• They took out Ivy! Dies in lane

Kelvin 2

• Kelvin can hold his own for awhile Passes on a zipline
• They took out Kelvin! Dies in lane

Lady Geist 2

• Don't make eye contact, don't make eye contact, don't make eye contact Passes on a zipline
• They took out Geist! Dies in lane

Lash 2

• Hey, Lash Passes on a zipline
• They took out Lash! Dies in lane

McGinnis 2

• Good luck building killing machines Passes on a zipline
• They took out McGinnis! Dies in lane

Mina 1

• They took out Mina! Dies in lane

Mirage 2

• That man stepped out of every romance novel ever written Passes on a zipline
• They took out Mirage! Dies in lane

Mo & Krill 2

• Its like the Wind in the Willows with guns Passes on a zipline
• They took out Krill! Dies in lane

Nurse Harrow 1

• They took out the Nurse! Dies in lane

Paradox 2

• Man that lady is so cool Passes on a zipline
• They took out Paradox! Dies in lane

Pocket 2

• See you soon Pocket Passes on a zipline
• They took out Pocket! Dies in lane

Rat King 1

• They took out the Rat King! Dies in lane

Rem 1

• They took out Rem! Dies in lane

Seven 2

• Good luck killing people Seven, oh God, I wished him good luck Passes on a zipline
• They took out Seven! Dies in lane

Shiv 2

• I'm a sucker for a man with a tortured past Passes on a zipline
• They took out Shiv! Dies in lane

Silver 1

• They took out Silver! Dies in lane

Sinclair 2

• Good luck Sinclair Passes on a zipline
• They took out Sinclair! Dies in lane

Solomon 1

• They took out the Chess Guy! Dies in lane

The Doorman 1

• They took out the Doorman! Dies in lane

Venator 1

• They took out Venator! Dies in lane

Victor 1

• They took out Victor! Dies in lane

Vindicta 2

• I would not want to be on her bad side Passes on a zipline
• They took out Vindicta! Dies in lane

Violet 1

• They took out the Painter! Dies in lane

Viscous 2

• I just want to take that ball of goo home and give him a hug Passes on a zipline
• They took out Viscous! Dies in lane

Vyper 2

• Did she spit on me? Passes on a zipline
• They took out Vyper! Dies in lane

Warden 2

• That guy wasn’t read to enough as a kid Passes on a zipline
• They took out Warden! Dies in lane

Wraith 2

• Love your hat Wraith Passes on a zipline
• They took out Wraith! Dies in lane

Yamato 2

• Good luck stabbing people - oh god I made that awkward Passes on a zipline
• They took out Yamato! Dies in lane

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• They have the Rejuvenator. An enemy takes the Rejuvenator
• We need to be careful, they have the Rejuv. An enemy takes the Rejuvenator
• Get ready to defend the base, they'll be coming for us. An enemy takes the Rejuvenator

• Come on, buddy… Using Bookwyrm
• Let me help you! Using Plot Armor
• Shields up! Using Plot Armor on themselves
• I call on the lady of the lake! Using Captivating Read
• Get 'em boys! Using Rallying Charge
• This isn't going great… Using Bookwyrm at low health

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• Refreshing! Using Refresher
• Colossus! Using Colossus
• Curse! Using Curse
• Decay! Using Decay
• Echo shard! Using Echo Shard
• Ice blast! Using Cold Front

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Angry 10

• I won't let them get away with that.
• Not ok!
• Urgh!
• Butterscotch!
• I need to go full Iago and ruin their life…
• I hate them more than I hate Mr. Darcy.
• They'll get what's coming to them…
• The bad guys never get away with it… well, Moriarty kind of does but then Doyle gave up on his convictions so it doesn't count.
• I am gonna do…something to them.
• I'm not gonna let them keep pushing us around!

Unspent ability points 3

• I can upgrade my powers…
• Need to improve my abilities…
• Can't forget to train my powers…

Warning 3

• Oh man, I haven't seen my friends in a while…
• I need to be careful out here…
• The enemy could be anywhere…

Close call 5

• Oh god that was scary…
• That was way too close.
• Thank god…
• Whew that was a little too exciting for me.
• I can't believe I survived that!

Worried 10

• Everything's gonna turn out fine.
• Just gotta stay positive.
• Things won't be this way forever…
• We can still turn things around.
• I'm fine, it'll be fine, who said it wouldn't be fine?
• It's ok, this is just the "dark night of the soul" part of the story.
• Every hero needs to face adversity, it'll be fine.
• Not ideal, but I can work with it.
• Alright, Paige, just breathe, you're probably not going to die.
• I have to stay strong for my family.

Congratulating 5

• Way to go!
• Nice teamwork!
• Great job!
• We got one!
• We make a good team!

Happy 10

• I love happy endings.
• That was an adventure.
• We did it!
• We're doing great.
• This is like my own personal adventure story.
• I can't wait to talk about this in my journal.
• Mom and dad aren't going to believe this.
• So exciting!
• I knew today was going to be unforgettable…
• This is pretty much the best day ever.

Hunting 3

• They couldn't have gone far.
• They have to be here somewhere.
• Butterscotch! They were right here!

Interrupting 5

• Not so fast!
• Stopped 'em!
• Gotcha!
• I don't think so!
• Not today, buddy…

Last one standing 3

• Ok, this is not ideal.
• It'll be fine, I just need to not die.
• I can hold out until help arrives

Leaving base 5

• I gotta get back out there.
• I need to get back to the team.
• Ready to finish the ritual.
• We're so close to finishing the ritual.
• It's time to summon the Patron.

Near miss 5

• Almost had 'em!
• Oh, I was so close.
• I'll get you next time!
• don't come back, jerk!
• This isn't over!

Outnumbered 3

• I don't like these odds.
• Probably shouldn't pick this fight.
• I'm outnumbered.

Parrying 3

• Oh God.
• Blocked.
• Get away from me.

Picking up souls 5

• Can't leave the souls lying around…
• Hey free souls.
• Can't believe someone just left these lying around.
• Who would leave these lying around?
• Neat!

Picking up the Rejuvenator 3

• We got the rejuv, what's next…
• Good job getting the Rejuvenator…
• We have the Rejuvenator, let's make our move…

Sad 10

• I'm not liking the way this story is going.
• This isn't going great…
• I really pegged this day going differently.
• Oh man…
• This is bad…
• I can't give up hope.
• The books make this sound a lot easier than it is…
• This isn't what I planned.
• A blanket and cat sounds real good right now…
• This could be a calamity.

An enemy uses Metal Skin 3

• They have metal skin!
• Don't waste your bullets on them!
• Bullets won't hurt them!

Spotting souls 3

• There's souls over there…
• Someone dropped souls
• I should pick up those souls…

Shop reminder 12

• I should check out the shop…
• I can buy something…
• Wonder what they have at the store…
• I can get something better.
• Might be time to spend souls.
• I should swing buy the curiosity shop.
• The right item could make the difference.
• I can get something powerful at the store.
• Gotta remember to go to the store.
• There's nothing I can't afford.
• I can get the best.
• No point in saving more souls than this, I need to go shopping.

A tower denied 5

• They can keep the souls…
• The objective was what we were really after.
• Good job taking down the objective.
• Let 'em have the souls, we got what we came for.
• We keep this up, the ritual will be over soon…

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• Dragon's almost ready. Bookwyrm almost ready
• Check out what Abrams bought. Abrams check items
• Dragon's on cooldown. Bookwyrm not ready
• Check out what Apollo bought. Apollo check items
• Shield's almost ready. Plot Armor almost ready
• Let's take out the Pigeon Lady. Attack Baba

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