Paige voice lines

When picked 10

• I'm excited! Ok that's kind of a lie I am really nervous.
• This is gonna make for one helluva story.
• I just hope I'm not too late to save him.
• One of the things I love most about Arthurian legend is that you have these noble heroes that are totally morally compro-ohmygod I didn't notice the time we have to complete the ritual.
• You think I brought enough books? It's probably enough, but I remember one time I planned on it being an Austen day but life was like, "Sorry lady, it's Bronte Time," and I was just not prepared.
• Who am I to resist a perfectly good Prophecy?
• Let's see; got my King Arthur, got my Midsummer's Night Dream, got my Wuthering Heights that one's probably less useful - but you never know when you'll need a Byronic hero for something romantic yet dangerous.
• I don't have time to be scared, my family's counting on me.
• Sorry I'm a little late, had to finish the chapter I was on...
• There is nothing more rewarding than making stories come to life.

When swapped out 10

• I think I'm just going to read… that seems safer.
• You know I would love to help but I got a kindergarten class to read to.
• Yeah, not looking forward to getting shot at today…
• Who's got time to complete a ritual when Hercule Poirot is in the middle of solving a mystery?
• Sorry, I don't think I'm ready to "answer the call" yet…
• I'm not a hero, I'm sorry.
• I'm not ready yet.
• I need more time to psych myself up.
• You should try Lash, he likes hurting people.
• I promised dad I'd help him at the book store, sorry.

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Paige and Abrams

1. Paige Cool tome, can I get a look at it?
2. Abrams No.
3. Paige Why?
4. Abrams You're gonna find out real soon, kid.

Paige and Billy

1. Billy Who are you tryin' to impress carrying all those books around?
2. Paige No one, I like to read.
3. Billy You can't read more than one book at a time.
4. Paige Sure but you need your breakfast book that gets you going, your coffee book for when you need a little break that you secretly want to be a long break. You got your main book that you're working on (I'm assuming that’s what you meant by one book at a time), and then you have your comfort book for when you had a bad day and just want to disappear on the purple line.

Paige and Drifter

1. Drifter How 'bout you tell me a story, Paige.
2. Paige Once there was a girl who was being harassed by a vampire…
3. Drifter I love it already.
4. Paige So she staked him, the end.
5. Drifter I don't take kindly to threats.
6. Paige What threat, it was just a story.
7. Drifter You're fun. I'll let it slide.

Paige and Graves

1. Paige You shouldn't be messing with that hand.
2. Graves Thanks for the tip.
3. Paige I'm serious.
4. Graves I'm sure you are.
5. Paige You sound just like Bryce.
6. Graves Well whoever that is, they're cooler than you.

Paige and Grey Talon

1. Grey Talon You remind me of my daughter in law.
2. Paige Hopefully you like her.
3. Grey Talon I did. Very much so.

Paige and Lady Geist

1. Lady Geist I don't suppose one of those books you're carrying is about binding wards.
2. Paige No. But I have some Victor Hugo.
3. Lady Geist Oh your plan is to summon a misshapened affront to nature?
4. Paige I brought Les Mis.
5. Lady Geist Ah. So my options are a whore who dies of consumption or a deranged police officer obsessed with a loaf of bread. How useful. Thank you.
6. Paige What about Jean Valjean?
7. Lady Geist The man who couldn't provide for his family then abandoned all of his business obligations? That guy? I'll pass.

Paige and McGinnis

1. Paige You don't seem nervous.
2. McGinnis Why would I be?
3. Paige People are about to kill us.
4. McGinnis No. People are about to try to kill us.
5. Paige How are you so calm about this?
6. McGinnis Cause we're gonna kill 'em first.

Paige and Mirage

1. Mirage I couldn't help but notice the Arthurian collection you're holding.
2. Paige You recognized the books?
3. Mirage Of course. Who wouldn't be enthralled with their tales of heroism.
4. Paige Oh my god you're perfect.
5. Mirage I'm so sorry, I couldn't hear you: what did you say?
6. Paige Oh, just good luck.

Paige and Seven

1. Seven You're the bibliomancer are you not?
2. Paige Yes Mr. Seven.
3. Seven Good. Then you haven’t outlived your usefulness.
4. Paige Hooray…

Paige and The Doorman

1. The Doorman You should host a storytelling event at The Baroness sometime.
2. Paige You think people would come?
3. The Doorman The Baroness hosts a wide variety of guests, I'm sure most would be delighted to have you, and the ones that don't will regret their decision later in life.
4. Paige That’s very kind of you to say.
5. The Doorman Yours is a rare gift, only a fool wouldn't delight in it.

Paige and Victor

1. Paige You know earlier I made a joke about Byronic heroes but seeing you here makes it less of a joke and more like I made my high school diary come to life.
2. Victor Thanks?
3. Paige Never put on a shirt.
4. Victor You got it…

Paige and Vyper

1. Paige You like books Vyper?
2. Vyper I prefer rolling papers but you go to war with what ya got, ya know?
3. Paige Oh my god.

Paige and Yamato

1. Yamato You are naïve.
2. Paige I don't know if I'd say naïve, I've seen som-
3. Yamato Don't question me.
4. Paige Okay.

Paige and Abrams

1. Paige My parents have a rare bookstore in Soho, they might be able to help you.
2. Abrams Little Alexandria?
3. Paige You've heard of it?
4. Abrams One of the first places I tried, thanks though.

Paige and Billy

1. Paige I get what you're doing.
2. Billy The hell you talking about.
3. Paige This whole mad at the world schtick. I bet secretly you have the heart of a poet and just are waiting for the world to be a little kinder.
4. Billy I hate people.
5. Paige You think you do, but that's just masking some void in your life.
6. Billy I hate you.
7. Paige See that doesn't make any sense because you don't know me.
8. Billy I don't want to know you.
9. Paige That's what people say in the first act, but then by the third they're best friends.

Paige and Drifter

1. Paige You're not gonna kill me right?
2. Drifter I ate before I showed up to the ritual.
3. Paige Sure, but what about for fun?
4. Drifter You think it'd be fun?
5. Paige I'm gonna stop talking.
6. Drifter Smart girl.

Paige and Graves

1. Paige Why are you carrying a lich hand?
2. Graves Why are you carrying so many books.
3. Paige You think that's the same thing?
4. Graves No I think it's none of your business, so how about you leave me alone. Thanks.
5. Paige You're kind of mean.
6. Graves I said thanks.

Paige and Grey Talon

1. Paige I read a book on the Baxter Society once.
2. Grey Talon How was it?
3. Paige Fascinating. Your life is amazing Grey Talon.
4. Grey Talon It certainly was.

Paige and McGinnis

1. McGinnis So what do you do?
2. Paige I'm a children's storyteller.
3. McGinnis That seems… not helpful.
4. Paige Don't worry, you'll be glad to have me around

Paige and Mirage

1. Paige So are you and Nashala together?
2. Mirage She's with me right now.
3. Paige No. Like. Are you a couple?
4. Mirage Oh. Um. No. Ours is a professional relationship.

Paige and Seven

1. Paige Mr. Seven, I know this probably isn't the right time…
2. Seven Does it pertain to the ritual?
3. Paige No, well, I suppose it does because if I'm not focused on the task at hand then…
4. Seven Make it fast.
5. Paige Uh, I have a brother. …
6. Seven Bryce.
7. Paige How did you know his name?
8. Seven Find me after the ritual.

Paige and The Doorman

1. Paige So how long have you worked at The Baroness?
2. The Doorman Since its inception.
3. Paige You must like it then.
4. The Doorman Well, I tormented man for so long that serving them still retains its novel charm.
5. Paige What?
6. The Doorman Don't worry about it, the ritual is about to begin.

Paige and Victor

1. Paige Ohmigod I can't imagine how many questions you have. "Where did I come from?", "who made me" "who am I made of"
2. Victor That pretty much covers most of them…
3. Paige "why was I made" …
4. Victor Yes, you made your point.
5. Paige You're a walking mystery novel, and I need to know everything.
6. Victor Great.

Paige and Vyper

1. Vyper You killed it at Pole Palace last night.
2. Paige I don't know what that is.
3. Vyper Yeah me neither.
4. Paige Seriously, what are you talking about.
5. Vyper Cinnamon, come on, it's me.
6. Paige Who's Cinnamon.
7. Vyper I am so sorry, I confused you with a very different librarian.
8. Paige What are you talking about.
9. Vyper You are too pure for this world, and I kind of love it.

Paige and Yamato

1. Yamato You will protect me while I slaughter our enemies.
2. Paige That, uh… that sounds great.
3. Yamato Good. Now try not to die.

Paige and Abrams

1. Abrams So what's your deal?
2. Paige Bibliomancy.
3. Abrams You gonna have Elizabeth Bennett give them a strongly worded letter?
4. Paige You know when people insult me they usually go for Mr. Darcy.
5. Abrams Fitzwilliam's a loser.
6. Paige Oh my god, I love that you know his first name. Are you an Austen fan? Can we talk about Emma?
7. Abrams Slow down kid, the ritual's about to start.

Paige and Billy

1. Paige You know there's a Shakespeare festival next weekend
2. Billy You think I give a shit about some snob that wrote in middle english
3. Paige He didn't write in middle English but that's a whole 'nother thing, point is that everyone loves Midsummer Night's Dream and you would basically be their king.
4. Billy Maybe I'll check it out.

Paige and Drifter

1. Paige You're a monster but I'll protect you.
2. Drifter That's what I love about humanity.
3. Paige Kindness in the face of evil?
4. Drifter Sure, let's call it kindness and not you compromising your morals because you wanna win.

Paige and Graves

1. Graves You work at Little Alexandria right?
2. Paige I help out my parents sometimes.
3. Graves Why does your necromancy section suck so much?
4. Paige That is um… that is a complicated story.

Paige and Grey Talon

1. Grey Talon Your parents know you're doing this.
2. Paige Of course not, they'd be worried sick.
3. Grey Talon It's not too late to go home.
4. Paige It is. I need to do this.
5. Grey Talon I'll do what I can to protect you.
6. Paige No Talon. I'm going to protect you.

Paige and McGinnis

1. Paige So what do you like to read?
2. McGinnis Patents.
3. Paige What else.
4. McGinnis I'm not a big reader.
5. Paige You just haven't found the right book yet. After the ritual I can make some-
6. McGinnis I'm good, thanks.

Paige and Mirage

1. Paige Is this your first time in New York?
2. Mirage First time in America.
3. Paige Really? Your english is amazing. Oh god I know they speak english in other countries I wasn't trying to make it sound like I thought America was the center of the world because that would make me look really stupid and I'm not I'm just really ner-
4. Mirage It's fine Paige. Thank you for the compliment.
5. Paige You're welcome.

Paige and Seven

1. Seven Are you scared Paige?
2. Paige Yes.
3. Seven Of me? Of the ritual? Of those who oppose us?
4. Paige I don't feel the need to limit myself to one thing.

Paige and The Doorman

1. Paige So what's your name?
2. The Doorman I am The Doorman.
3. Paige I know that's your job, but what's your name?
4. The Doorman The doorman.
5. Paige That's not your name.
6. The Doorman It's not, but for my purposes in New York it helps me stay grounded that I am here to serve and not to rule.
7. Paige What if I called you Brian?
8. The Doorman No.

Paige and Victor

1. Paige Hey, I'm not trying to insert myself into your business - well I guess I kind of am, but I won't be offended if you don't -
2. Victor What do you want to know.
3. Paige Do you want my help?
4. Victor You don't even know me.
5. Paige I know. You just. You just look sad, and I know what that feels like.
6. Victor That's very sweet of you. Thank you.

Paige and Vyper

1. Vyper Hey Red, if my PO comes looking I was with you last night.
2. Paige But you weren't.
3. Vyper That's why I need you to lie.
4. Paige I'm not lying to a police officer.
5. Vyper Correct, you're lying to a parole officer.
6. Paige I'm not lying period.
7. Vyper That's a real Bebop move, Red.

Paige and Yamato

1. Paige I have so many questions about you and your family. Would you be willing to sit down and talk sometime?
2. Yamato Why would I talk to you?
3. Paige Maybe to make a friend?
4. Yamato Why would I want you as a friend?
5. Paige I'm nice?
6. Yamato You are a puppy that pisses on the rug. Stupid yet strangely endearing. We will have coffee.
7. Paige I'm just going to assume that's an idiom that doesn't translate well.

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Ending someone's streak 1

• I stopped them!

Any kill 10

• I got one!
• They're down!
• Took one out!
• OK, this is going good.
• I can't believe I did that…
• This is getting exciting.
• Did you guys see that?
• excited/surprised giggle
• Better them than me…
• What have I gotten myself into…

Killing a rich enemy 1

• All that money and it still won't be enough to save you.

On a big kill streak 3

• Guys, you can't kill me I got plot armor.
• Don't you get it I'm the protagonist, I always win.
• It's Saint Crispin's Day, baby!

On a kill streak 3

• So this is what it feels like to be a hero.
• You guys can give up whenever you want.
• No one's hurting my friends.

Starting a kill streak 5

• I think I'm getting the hang of this.
• This story is starting to get good.
• Can't wait to see how this story plays out.
• I won't let you stop me from summoning the Patron.
• I'm gonna complete the ritual, and there is nothing you're gonna do about it.

Melee kill 5

• Nice punch, Perceval.
• Thanks for the assist, Lancelot.
• Nice job, Bors.
• You just got knocked out by Arthur Pendragon.
• Way to go Galahad.

Revenge kill 1

• I didn't forget what you did…

Abrams 5

• Took down the blue guy.
• I can't believe I stopped the Detective.
• I'm not scared of Abrams, or his McGuffin.
• He finally went down…
• Abrams isn't making it easy for us…

Apollo 5

• I thought princes were supposed to be charming.
• Would it kill you to be nicer, Apollo?
• I bet deep inside he's probably a good guy.
• I stopped Apollo!
• All princes can't be like him right?

Bebop 5

• Stopped the automaton.
• Bebop won't be pulling us for a while…
• Sorry, Bebop.
• Not your day, Bebop.
• Hey, I took out a pit fighter…

Billy 5

• Why are you angry all the time?
• He's like a bootleg version of Bottom from Midsummer.
• I wish I could just give him a hug.
• It wouldn't kill you to be nicer, Billy.
• You don't have to be so mean all the time, Billy.

Calico 5

• Ava's adorable.
• I can't stay mad at her, she's got a cat.
• Calico's been dealt with.
• I don’t think Calico is going to take that very well…
• That woman was a nightmare…

Celeste 5

• Sorry, Celeste.
• God, she is so cool.
• Her hair was so pretty.
• Took down the unicorn! Oh... I took down the unicorn.
• I wanna be your friend!

Drifter 5

• Stopped the monster.
• Took down Drifter.
• I'm not going to be another one of your victims.
• You're not winning, Drifter.
• I won't let you stalk anyone else!

Dynamo 5

• He seemed nice until he tried to kill me.
• Sorry about that, Professor.
• He always seemed so polite at the library.
• He'll forgive me
• Dealt with the professor…

Graves 5

• She reminded me of Bryce.
• Took down Graves!
• I took out the necromancer!
• I know you just wanna help, Graves, but there's gotta be a better way.
• I think she just needs a hug.

Grey Talon 5

• It's over, Grey Talon.
• Rest, Grey Talon.
• I'm sorry about your family, Talon, I get it, but I can't let you stop me.
• He was like my grandpa if my grandpa was really into shooting people with arrows.
• I took out the archer.

Haze 5

• Oh god, what if the OSIC sends a curator to my dad's store…
• Sooo that was a Sandman… that's fine, everything's fine, she won't come back and kill me in my sleep.
• Took out Haze.
• That uh… that was an OSIC agent…
• Oh my god I picked a fight with the federal government.

Holliday 5

• Took out Holliday.
• Man, now that was a cop on the edge…
• I don't think they should trust that lady with a gun…
• The Sheriff is down.
• I won't let you stop me, Holliday.

Infernus 5

• No sir, you will not be lighting my books on fire thank you very much.
• Glad all my books are intact.
• Took out Infernus.
• Why are you doing this, Infernus?
• He'll burn down everything if we don't stop him.

Ivy 5

• Took down the gargoyle.
• I can't believe I got to fight The Savior of Spanish Harlem.
• You're still great, Ivy!
• Oh my god, why is Ivy fighting me? Am I the bad guy?
• Stay away from me, Ivy, I'm not the enemy!

Kelvin 5

• I know they say don't meet your heroes and he tried to kill me, but I don't care, Kelvin is great.
• He was as impressive as the stories said…
• Man, I get to be the antagonist in one of Kelvin's stories.
• This will make the next book signing a little awkward.
• Took out Kelvin.

Lady Geist 5

• Took out Lady Geist…
• So long, Lady Dorian Grey.
• Glad to be able to walk away from that one…
• She wasn't very nice…
• Geist is out of the picture…

Lash 5

• I stopped Lash!
• That guy sure thought highly of himself…
• He needs to learn to be nicer to people…
• That guy wants to be Heathcliff so bad but at the end of the day he's just a dime store Mr. Collins.
• I get why people don't like you, Lash.

McGinnis 5

• Took out McGinnis.
• You know when I woke up today I didn't expect to be fight against the Occult Industrial Complex.
• And I thought my brother was a curmudgeon.
• I hope Fairfax Industries still plans on donating to the library…
• Those turrets were only going to get you so far, McGinnis…

Mina 5

• You're not very nice, Mina.
• Why are you so mean to people?
• I think she has self-esteem issues.
• Her parents raised her wrong.
• Glad I didn't end up like her.

Mirage 5

• He was so noble…
• Stopped Mirage.
• I wish we were fighting on the same side, Mirage…
• I'll find a way to help him later…
• This probably isn't the right time to ask if I can show him around New York.

Mo & Krill 5

• Sorry, Mr. Mole.
• I want to be their friend.
• Yeah you're losing, but at least you have each other and that counts for something.
• Mo and Krill are down.
• Moles are a lot less adorable when they're trying to rip you in half…

Paradox 5

• I bet that lady stole some really good books…
• Took down Paradox.
• They say never judge a book by its cover, but you're running around in a trenchcoat and mask and shooting at people so I think it's pretty safe to make reasonable assumptions. You look great though.
• Stopped the Time Thief.
• She was a tricky one…

Pocket 5

• They seemed nice.
• Sorry, Pocket, I didn't have a choice.
• I think they wanted to be here less than me…
• Now that right there was someone with a whole lotta feelings.
• Why couldn't they just keep an angsty journal like most people?

Rem 5

• Awww, he was so cute!
• I am so sorry little guy!
• I feel really guilty…
• It's ok, Paige, don't feel bad. You just read him a bedtime story!
• Took out Rem!

Seven 5

• I won't let my brother end up like you, Seven.
• Seven had to be stopped.
• That man is terrifying.
• I couldn't let Seven run free.
• He was a monster.

Shiv 5

• Lash should take notes, that's how you pull off the bad boy thing.
• Eh. Mirage is better.
• Stopped the biker.
• I think one of his knives might be stuck in my books.
• Sorry, Shiv, that pompadour could only get you so far.

Silver 5

• Be nicer to people, Silver.
• Stopped the werewolf!
• Oh, that could've gone real bad!
• I'm not looking forward to seeing her again.
• I took out Silver.

The Doorman 5

• I took down The Doorman.
• I stopped The Doorman.
• I know you were just doing your job, I'm sorry.
• He seemed really polite.
• Got lucky there…

Venator 5

• I thought you were supposed to hunt monsters!
• The Venator's lost his mind.
• That guy is unhinged.
• I took out the Venator.
• The last thing I needed in my life was that guy trying to hunt me down.

Victor 5

• Sorry, Victor.
• Maybe he'll get even moodier.
• He was in so much pain…
• I wish I could help him.
• I didn't want to fight you, Victor.

Vindicta 5

• I don't blame her for doing what she's doing, but she needed to be stopped.
• Took out their sniper.
• Sniper's down.
• You didn't give me any choice, Vindicta.
• Your story deserved a better ending than this, Vindicta…

Viscous 5

• Stopped the goo guy.
• Viscous, you need to pick better friends.
• They're taking advantage of you, Viscous.
• I feel like George to his Lennie.
• For what it's worth, Viscous, I think your cube looked neat.

Vyper 5

• Stopped Vyper.
• You're the worst, Vyper.
• I bet she hangs out with Lash.
• That lady is a slimeball.
• I hope I never have to see her again…

Warden 5

• Warden is down.
• That guy was playing for keeps.
• Glad I'm walking away from that fight…
• He's going to be back and he'll be looking for retribution.
• Can't believe I survived a fight with Warden.

Wraith 5

• Tough lady…
• I can't believe I'm still standing…
• Stopped Wraith.
• So… I um… killed a crime lord. That won't have any repercussions.
• Our actions always catch up with us eventually, Wraith.

Yamato 5

• Are my books ok?
• That's one less crazy lady with a sword running around…
• Yamato's been dealt with.
• And I thought Wraith was mean…
• She's definitely going to come back to murder me.

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• Stay safe detective Abrams passes on a zipline
• They took out Apollo! Apollo dies in lane
• They took out the Pigeon Lady! Baba dies in lane
• Be back soon, Bebop Bebop passes on a zipline
• They took out Billy! Billy dies in lane
• She has a cat, she can't be evil Calico passes on a zipline

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• They have the Rejuvenator. An enemy takes the Rejuvenator
• We need to be careful, they have the Rejuv. An enemy takes the Rejuvenator
• Get ready to defend the base, they'll be coming for us. An enemy takes the Rejuvenator

• Come on, buddy… Using Bookwyrm
• Let me help you! Using Plot Armor
• Shields up! Using Plot Armor on themselves
• I call on the lady of the lake! Using Captivating Read
• Get 'em boys! Using Rallying Charge
• This isn't going great… Using Bookwyrm at low health

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Using Refresher 3

• Refreshing!
• Let's re-read that chapter…
• Ready to go back to Camelot.

Using Colossus 3

• Colossus!
• This is gonna feel weird…
• LET'S GO!

Using Curse 3

• Curse!
• I'll curse 'em!
• They're cursed!

Using Decay 3

• Decay!
• I'll slow their healing!
• I don't like messing with this stuff…

Using Echo Shard 3

• Echo shard!
• Power's back.
• Ready to use it again.

Using Cold Front 3

• Ice blast!
• Sending ice!
• Ice storm!

Using Metal Skin 3

• Metal skin!
• Iron skin!
• Flesh of iron!

Using Phantom Strike 3

• Phantom strike!
• Teleporting.
• Going in.

Using Shadow Weave 3

• Shadow Weave!
• I need to hide.
• Time to be sneaky…

Using Silencer 3

• I'll silence them!
• Shhh…
• I'll stop their magic.

Using Tech Purge 2

• Purging!
• Shake it off.

Using Unstoppable 3

• Unstoppable!
• I'm unstoppable!
• I'm not worried about their magic.

Using Vampiric Burst 3

• Vampiric Burst!
• Ready to let 'em have it.
• Time to speed read…

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• I won't let them get away with that. Angry
• I can upgrade my powers… Unspent ability points
• Oh man, I haven't seen my friends in a while… Warning
• Oh god that was scary… Close call
• Everything's gonna turn out fine. Worried
• Way to go! Congratulating

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• Dragon's almost ready. Bookwyrm almost ready
• Check out what Abrams bought. Abrams check items
• Dragon's on cooldown. Bookwyrm not ready
• Check out what Apollo bought. Apollo check items
• Shield's almost ready. Plot Armor almost ready
• Let's take out the Pigeon Lady. Attack Baba

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