Paradox voice lines

• In time, all men die… the gun just speeds things up. When picked
• More time to plan a heist… When swapped out
• Trust me, you want me on your side. When picked
• That certainly was a choice. When swapped out
• People who say you can't out run a bullet have a severe lack of imagination. When picked
• Spurning Paradox is a mistake. When swapped out

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Paradox and Abrams

1. Abrams I don't like the way you've been looking at the tome.
2. Paradox Can't a girl be curious?
3. Abrams I'm warning you Paradox… you touch my property you won't like what happens next

Paradox and Apollo

1. Paradox Well aren't you your father's son…
2. Paradox What, not looking to chit-chat.
3. Apollo I don't talk to thieves.
4. Paradox rude.

Paradox and Baba

1. Baba I'm a big fan of you guys.
2. Paradox Yeah?
3. Baba The world benefits from a little mischief. That being said you try to rob me I'll kill ya dead.
4. Paradox I'll keep that in mind.
5. Baba Kill. You. Dead.
6. Paradox Heard.

Paradox and Bebop

1. Paradox You're a marvel to behold Bebop. Truly exquisite craftsmanship.
2. Bebop You should see me fight.
3. Paradox I can't wait to see it.

Paradox and Celeste

1. Celeste Hey Paradox, if this goes bad do you think you could steal someone's soul back for me?
2. Paradox I've never done something like that before.
3. Celeste But is it possible?
4. Paradox I don't know, but god do I love a challenge.
5. Celeste Don't you dare throw this because you want to grow professionally.
6. Paradox Nono, I'm not tanking anything, don't worry. But if it all goes bad I'd love to help… if only for the novelty

Paradox and Drifter

1. Drifter You look annoyed.
2. Paradox I am annoyed. You don't have anything interesting to steal.

Paradox and Dynamo

1. Dynamo So how does time manipulation work?
2. Paradox I have no idea.
3. Dynamo That's not particularly helpful.
4. Paradox It's almost like I don't give away secrets for free.

Paradox and Graves

1. Graves I've been to some of your pop-ups, they were pretty cool
2. Paradox What was your favorite?
3. Graves The one two years ago was great.
4. Paradox Oh that was the blackmail-forward one, right?
5. Graves Yeah.
6. Paradox Yeah, that was a good one.

Paradox and Grey Talon

1. Paradox The Baxter Society pulling you out of retirement?
2. Grey Talon This has nothing to do with The Society.
3. Paradox If it did would you tell me?
4. Grey Talon I'm not in the mood for games Paradox.
5. Paradox I really thought you'd be more fun.
6. Grey Talon Sorry to disappoint you.

Paradox and Haze

1. Paradox If we win I don't suppose you could put in a good word with the Curator Division for me.
2. Haze Afraid not.
3. Paradox Worth trying.

Paradox and Holliday

1. Paradox We're not going to have any problems, right Sheriff?
2. Holliday I don't care about you or your friends.
3. Paradox In that case: Welcome to New York

Paradox and Infernus

1. Paradox What's your deal?
2. Infernus I'm a bartender.
3. Paradox The patron wouldn't ask for your help if you were just a bartender.
4. Infernus Well, I used to do some… other things as well.
5. Paradox You know how to pique a girls interest.

Paradox and Ivy

1. Ivy So…what are you…
2. Paradox I'm a woman in a helmet, it's not really a giant a mystery.

Paradox and Kelvin

1. Paradox I don't suppose you have any trinkets you'd be willing to donate to the Paradox museum.
2. Kelvin Why do I have the feeling that you already robbed me.
3. Paradox Who's to say: we definitely planned on robbing you during the ritual, but my colleague may or may not have broken into your home yet.
4. Kelvin I'm not sure what to say to that
5. Paradox Be flattered that you lived a life interesting enough to be robbed by us.

Paradox and Lady Geist

1. Lady Geist I heard a rumor that you had one of my husband's paintings.
2. Paradox I wouldn't know, art's not really my thing.
3. Lady Geist I want it back.
4. Paradox I don't blame you.
5. Lady Geist I am not someone to play games with.
6. Paradox Lady, we already robbed you. You're exactly the person to play games with. If you want the painting back I recommend that you try to find it. Good luck.

Paradox and McGinnis

1. McGinnis Hey Paradox. Stop stealing my shit.
2. Paradox No.
3. McGinnis You suck.

Paradox and Mo & Krill

1. Paradox I heard a rumor that you were planning on robbing a Paradox museum.
2. Mo & Krill We all hear rumors.
3. Paradox Don't do it.
4. Mo & Krill I see there are no shortage of stones in your glass house.
5. Paradox I mean it.
6. Mo & Krill Your concern is duly noted.

Paradox and Nurse Harrow

1. Paradox What's in the bag?
2. Nurse Harrow It's none of your business.
3. Paradox You know that just makes me want to steal it right?
4. Nurse Harrow You're planning on trying to steal it anyway, me telling you what's in it wouldn't change that.
5. Paradox Planning? Lady I'm going to steal it.
6. Nurse Harrow If you're hellbent on losing your sanity, who am I to stop you.

Paradox and Seven

1. Seven For all the might your organization wields, you waste it on publicity stunts.
2. Paradox We don't need to explain ourselves to you.
3. Seven I would settle for you explaining it to anyone.

Paradox and Silver

1. Silver You planning on robbing me?
2. Paradox Silver, you'd have to have something worth stealing for me to want to rob you.

Paradox and Venator

1. Venator Paradox.
2. Paradox Father Rourke. How lovely to see you.
3. Venator Return what you stole from us.
4. Paradox No.
5. Venator I won't ask you again.
6. Paradox You don't have to, the answer will be the same.

Paradox and Violet

1. Violet Does it bother you that you don't get credit for what you do?
2. Paradox My peers give me credit. That's enough for me.
3. Violet Sure, but to the outside world Paradox is just a monolithic thing.
4. Paradox And we like it that way. Why do you think we wear masks.
5. Violet So you don't get arrested?
6. Paradox Please, anyone good enough to be recruited by Paradox means that they don’t get caught stealing in the first place. We wear the getup for when we want to get noticed.

Paradox and Wraith

1. Paradox At some point they're going to think they escaped us, and then reality is going to hit them.
2. Wraith Oh it's going to be hilarious.

Paradox and Abrams

1. Paradox We've been following your work Detective.
2. Abrams Who's "we".
3. Paradox Paradox.
4. Abrams And why's that.
5. Paradox We like secrets, and you seem to have a knack for finding them. But a word of advice: some things aren't meant to be revealed. Stop asking questions about us.
6. Abrams I'll keep that in mind.
7. Paradox Be sure that you do.

Paradox and Apollo

1. Paradox After I save your life today, introducing me to your father would be a lovely way to say thank you.
2. Apollo There is no way in hell you will ever be within 20 miles of my father.
3. Paradox A trip to the family estate then?
4. Apollo There's no way in hell you'll ever be within 50 miles of where he sleeps.

Paradox and Baba

1. Baba You always run around in that thing?
2. Paradox Just on the job.
3. Baba That often?
4. Paradox Not really. Stealing something is probably what I spend the least amount of time doing. Heists are like 50% research 40% shopping and prep. 8% vacation time and 2% actual larceny.

Paradox and Bebop

1. Paradox Between the two of us we'll put them right where we want them.
2. Bebop Looking forward to working with you Paradox.

Paradox and Celeste

1. Paradox Your show is great.
2. Celeste You've seen it?
3. Paradox Absolutely, you were mesmerizing.
4. Celeste I don't remember you being in the audience.
5. Paradox Why does everyone think I walk around in this thing?

Paradox and Drifter

1. Drifter What size jacket do you wear?
2. Paradox Why.
3. Drifter It's a nice coat.
4. Paradox All members of Paradox wear one.
5. Drifter You got any friends you don't mind go missing?
6. Paradox I can just get you a coat.
7. Drifter Doesn't work like that.

Paradox and Dynamo

1. Dynamo I am absolutely fascinated by your organization Paradox
2. Paradox Thank you very much Professor.
3. Dynamo I took Marla to the last pop-up, truly wonderful things to behold.
4. Paradox I think you'll enjoy our next event, I'll make sure you get in.
5. Dynamo I can't wait.

Paradox and Graves

1. Paradox I just wanted to let you know as a courtesy, someone from Paradox is going to come for that hand.
2. Graves Well, then someone from Paradox is going to wish they hadn't.
3. Paradox Hey don't kill the messenger.

Paradox and Grey Talon

1. Paradox I'd love to see the inside of The Manor House
2. Grey Talon I wouldn't recommend breaking in.
3. Paradox Oh I know what happened to the last member of Paradox that tried to steal from The Baxter society. That's why I want you to get me in.
4. Grey Talon Never going to happen.
5. Paradox We'll see.

Paradox and Haze

1. Haze Are you're one who stole Booth's Derringer?
2. Paradox This may surprise you, Haze; but as a Scottish woman I don't particularly give a shit about American artifacts.
3. Haze What about Paradox in general.
4. Paradox Of course we stole it.

Paradox and Holliday

1. Paradox A word of advice Sheriff…
2. Holliday I can't wait to hear this…
3. Paradox Don't trust the OSIC. Their goals and your goals are not in alignment.

Paradox and Infernus

1. Infernus Why are you wearing a fishbowl?
2. Paradox In Paradox we value anonymity.
3. Infernus You never heard of a bandana?
4. Paradox You never heard of theatrics?
5. Infernus You trying to rob shit or put on a play?
6. Paradox You don't get it.
7. Infernus I'll be honest, I don't.

Paradox and Ivy

1. Ivy I don't like working with criminals.
2. Paradox I don't know if I'd call myself a criminal.
3. Ivy Paradox is a thieves guild.
4. Paradox Freemasons aren't actually working with stone. Thieves guild is more of an honorific.
5. Ivy You rob people
6. Paradox Ivy: We relocate items that are of public interest and share them with the world for free, so can you just get off my arse?

Paradox and Kelvin

1. Kelvin You have so many gifts and yet you waste them on petty theft and childish stunts.
2. Paradox That's a little judgmental.
3. Kelvin It's the truth.
4. Paradox The heart wants what the heart wants Kelvin.

Paradox and Lady Geist

1. Lady Geist You know I've been to the Paradox Museum last summer.
2. Paradox Did you enjoy yourself?
3. Lady Geist I found it cliché and overwrought.
4. Paradox Excuse me?
5. Lady Geist It was a multimillion exhibition with the emotional depth of a 10th grader writing "I will rage against conformity" in their poetry unit of remedial English.
6. Paradox It had a Hellenistic bust of Homer
7. Lady Geist Homer is also overwrought.

Paradox and McGinnis

1. Paradox You working on anything interesting.
2. McGinnis Like I'm gonna tell you.
3. Paradox I'm gonna find out one way or another.
4. McGinnis Don't threaten me.
5. Paradox I'm just trying to save us all time.

Paradox and Mo & Krill

1. Paradox Thank you for the blueprints by the way.
2. Mo & Krill So is it safe to assume there is one mummified Ixian skull in your possession?
3. Paradox Was in my possession. It's probably in Prague by now.
4. Mo & Krill You work fast.
5. Paradox Professionals usually do.

Paradox and Nurse Harrow

1. Paradox You seem tense.
2. Nurse Harrow Not tense. Focused.
3. Paradox Are you always like this?
4. Nurse Harrow Yes.
5. Paradox I bet you're fun at parties
6. Nurse Harrow I am not.
7. Paradox That was a joke.
8. Nurse Harrow I know. I'm not an idiot. You however don't seem to understand dry wit.

Paradox and Seven

1. Paradox What is it worth to you to have your safehouse's location not exposed.
2. Seven Your life.
3. Paradox I won't be threatened by you Seven.
4. Seven And yet you just were.
5. Paradox You have until the end of the ritual to consider your answer.

Paradox and Silver

1. Silver You got a problem Paradox?
2. Paradox Don't even think about trying to collect the bounty on me.
3. Silver Lady, if I wanted to drag your broken ass to the courthouse I don't think there's much you could do about it so how about you play nice, instead of giving me new ideas

Paradox and Venator

1. Venator I'm surprised your colleagues haven't murdered you in your sleep yet.
2. Paradox You know nothing of Paradox. Like any family we can get competitive with each other, but ultimately we always come together in the end.
3. Venator You're not a family, you're a den of thieves.
4. Paradox I would have expected you to understand, Venator… how sad.

Paradox and Violet

1. Violet I've been to 3 Paradox Museums. Incredible stuff.
2. Paradox I'm glad it resonated with you.
3. Violet I can't wait to see what you guys are going to do next.
4. Paradox Tell ya what, after the ritual I can give you a little preview for the next pop-up.
5. Violet Really?
6. Paradox Anything for a fan.

Paradox and Wraith

1. Wraith You know what I like about you Paradox? You don't just like to win. You like to do it with style.
2. Paradox The feeling's mutual Wraith.

Paradox and Abrams

1. Paradox You look uneasy Detective.
2. Abrams Just wondering if we're gonna have a problem.
3. Paradox With the ritual upon us Paradox has bigger concerns than your nose in our business. So no. You have nothing to fear from me.

Paradox and Apollo

1. Paradox If you'd like I can give you a little preview of the next Paradox museum after this.
2. Apollo I'm not interested in seeing the trinkets you've stolen from others.
3. Paradox The verillian locket isn't a trinket.
4. Apollo It's no tome of anubis
5. Paradox I have that too.
6. Apollo Let me rephase. I'm not going anywhere with you.

Paradox and Baba

1. Baba So what do you do when you're not stealing things? Just lounge around some castle in Scotland?
2. Paradox That and cuddling highland cows.
3. Baba Not bad work if you can get it.
4. Paradox Oh, my life rules.

Paradox and Bebop

1. Paradox Bebop… that’s a curious name for a golem.
2. Bebop Miss Shelly's a fan of music.
3. Paradox Do you play?
4. Bebop Sadly no, these hands aren't exactly delicate.
5. Paradox You gonna let a little thing like hands stop you?
6. Bebop It seems rather important.
7. Paradox Suppose so, but I bet there's a solution if you try hard enough.

Paradox and Celeste

1. Paradox Ya know, you'd make a great second story man.
2. Celeste What's that.
3. Paradox Basically a fancy name for cat burglar.
4. Celeste I don't wanna steal from people.
5. Paradox Oh, you'd get over that real fast.
6. Celeste I don't think I wanna get over that.
7. Paradox I'm just saying if you ever want a career change I can introduce you to people.

Paradox and Drifter

1. Paradox Don't worry, if they try to run from you I'll bring them back into position.
2. Drifter Thank you kindly, miss.

Paradox and Dynamo

1. Dynamo Can I ask you a question?
2. Paradox Sure.
3. Dynamo Why do keep stealing things? Don't you have enough?
4. Paradox Why do you keep reading books? Haven't you read enough?
5. Dynamo Point taken.

Paradox and Graves

1. Paradox You know, we should work together… I imagine you could learn all sorts of secrets from the dead.
2. Graves I'm not profiting off of innocent people.
3. Paradox For a necromancer you are terribly boring.

Paradox and Grey Talon

1. Paradox You're looking spry for an old man.
2. Grey Talon Spry enough.
3. Paradox Don't expect me to carry you if you lag behind.
4. Grey Talon The only thing I expect from Paradox is style over substance.

Paradox and Haze

1. Paradox You look uptight.
2. Haze That's because I don't trust you.
3. Paradox You have more sense than I thought.

Paradox and Holliday

1. Holliday How often do you take mask off?
2. Paradox You think I keep this on all the time?
3. Holliday Lady, you're running around with a fishbowl on your head I think it's safe not to assume anything.

Paradox and Infernus

1. Paradox You have a plan?
2. Infernus I light 'em on fire.
3. Paradox Seems a little straightforward.
4. Infernus How complicated you need this to be?
5. Paradox What can I say, I like a little rube goldberg in my life.
6. Infernus Well I like winning.

Paradox and Ivy

1. Paradox So you're the good sister.
2. Ivy What do you mean "good sister"
3. Paradox I thought you lived with the Arroyos?
4. Ivy I do.
5. Paradox Then I stand by what I said.

Paradox and Kelvin

1. Paradox You know you're held in high regard by Paradox, right?
2. Kelvin Why? I'm an explorer, not a thief.
3. Paradox An explorer is just a thief that specializes in stealing from the dead.
4. Kelvin That feels like a gross oversimplification.
5. Paradox Whose got time for nuance.

Paradox and Lady Geist

1. Lady Geist How often does your little social club gather?
2. Paradox A few times a year
3. Lady Geist I'm assuming your ilk like to brag about what they stole?
4. Paradox We're a bunch of bored rich people, of course we brag about what we stole.

Paradox and McGinnis

1. McGinnis So do you actually do anything interesting, or just steal other people's successes and pretend that makes you important?
2. Paradox I don't expect someone like you to appreciate what Paradox brings to the table.

Paradox and Mo & Krill

1. Mo & Krill Any plans for the next heist?
2. Paradox We're living it now.

Paradox and Nurse Harrow

1. Nurse Harrow I heard a rumor that Paradox has Le Champignon de Lazarus?
2. Paradox We do.
3. Nurse Harrow You should give it to me.
4. Paradox And why would we do that?
5. Nurse Harrow Because you want to keep it in a glass case and I want to use it to save lives.
6. Paradox That's noble of you Harrow. Sadly, it's not up to me
7. Nurse Harrow Quit being a child and grow a spine.

Paradox and Seven

1. Seven Does Paradox take commissions?
2. Paradox No, our jobs are based on individual interest and challenge.
3. Seven But if I proposed something… would you consider it?
4. Paradox I would be lying if I didn't say I was curious.
5. Seven We'll speak later.

Paradox and Silver

1. Paradox *sigh*
2. Silver What was that about?
3. Paradox What was what about?
4. Silver You sighed.
5. Paradox I was just thinking about all the werewolves I've met, and that somehow the patron decided that you were the best one for the job.
6. Silver You are such an asshole.

Paradox and Venator

1. Paradox I like your crossbow.
2. Venator How grand. Try to take it and you will become very acquainted with it.

Paradox and Violet

1. Violet When you're stealing art, how do you decide what to keep for yourself and what to donate to the Paradox museum?
2. Paradox Oh I'm not an art person, that's more Paradox's thing.
3. Violet Are you talking about the organization or a specific member?
4. Paradox A specific person. He's an asshole, but when it comes to art theft he's the best.
5. Violet I'd love to meet him some time.
6. Paradox Well, become famous and he'll probably try to rob you.

Paradox and Wraith

1. Wraith When's the next event?
2. Paradox We're securing a few more items of interest; but hopefully the gallery will be open shortly.
3. Wraith Anything exciting?
4. Paradox Blackmail on Fairfax, The Ghent Altarpiece, The Tome of Anubis….
5. Wraith I thought that was at the MET.
6. Paradox Sure it is.

Paradox and Holliday

1. Holliday So what's your story lady, you fall in a vat of clocks?
2. Paradox It's not wise to mock Paradox…
3. Holliday Yeah you're real spooky.

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• I put a stop to that… Ending someone's streak
• Better luck next time, Abrams. Killing Abrams
• They're done! Any kill
• Messing with royals is the best. Killing Apollo
• Now that was satisfying. Killing a rich enemy
• And here I usually like antiques. Killing Baba

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• Abrams made his move! Abrams: big stun
• They took out Apollo! Apollo dies in lane
• They took out Baba! Baba dies in lane
• Good hook, Bebop. Bebop: far hook
• They took out Billy! Billy dies in lane
• They took out Calico! Calico dies in lane

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• They got the Rejuvenator! An enemy takes the Rejuvenator
• Help me kill the Detective. Abrams is hard to kill
• Damn you, Bebop. Bebop: hooked
• Dynamo's making his move. Dynamo: charges
• Run away, Sheriff. Holliday: bounce escape
• Of course she ran. Ivy: flies away

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• Setting a bomb. Using Pulse Grenade
• Wall's up! Using Time Wall
• Time to make my move. Using Kinetic Carbine
• Swapping! Using Paradoxical Swap
• Hope I catch 'em… Using Pulse Grenade at low health
• Walk through this… Using Time Wall at low health

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• Refreshing. Using Refresher
• Colossus! Using Colossus
• Curse! Using Curse
• Decay! Using Decay
• Echo shard! Using Echo Shard
• Cold front! Using Cold Front

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• Make them pay! Angry
• I can upgrade my powers… Unspent ability points
• Need to be careful, I'm all alone… Warning
• Barely got out of there… Close call
• This isn't looking too good… Worried
• Good team work. Congratulating

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• Pulse Grenade's almost ready. Pulse Grenade almost ready
• Abrams is almost back. Abrams almost respawn
• Grenade's not ready. Pulse Grenade not ready
• Let's take out Apollo. Attack Apollo
• Time Wall's almost ready. Time Wall almost ready
• Let's take out Baba. Attack Baba

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