Vyper voice lines

When picked 10

• Psh, how hard can summoning an elder god be?
• Yeah, yeah, I'm a work in progress. Pick me.
• Look, I'm not saying that you need my help, I'm just saying - eh no, I am saying that you need my help.
• Sometimes I think: "Man, it would be fun to break out of Lost Whisper," but then I think: "V, that is a dumb ass idea."
• I don't get why Wraith won't let me take out a marker, I paid it off once.
• You ever get that feeling that something bad is going to happen? Yeah, so I don't, that's why I end up in jail so much.
• I'm just gonna say it: Lash is awesome and he kicked Bebop's ass.
• Infernus used to be hard, now he's just a bitch slinging Mary Pickfords to other bitches… oh god, don't tell him I said that.
• I know a guy who owed The 7th Moon a c-note. Well, I knew a guy who owed the 7th Moon a c-note, Yamato murdered the shit out of him.
• You wanna know the best bars to get kicked out of, I'm your girl.

When swapped out 10

• Whatever, I needed to make pruno anyway.
• Can't help ya; I gotta go hide from a loan shark, some cops, and another loan shark.
• Look man, I'm gonna be honest with ya; summoning the Patrons sounds like a lot of work and I'm feeling lazy as hell today.
• Go talk to Ivy and say it’s a favor for the Arroyos, she'll help.
• Yeah I'm good not getting shot at today.
• Think I'll just stick to crime.
• I don't have the energy to lie today, I just don't wanna help.
• You didn't want my help anyway, I'm a degenerate.
• I got a healthy desire to not get dead.
• Buddy, if you think I'm gonna go out in the Maelstrom today you are gonna be so disappointed.

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Vyper and Abrams

1. Abrams Who let you out of jail?
2. Vyper Who lets anyone out of jail?
3. Abrams Oh god…
4. Vyper We're gonna have a blast, Abe. Don't sweat it.

Vyper and Apollo

1. Vyper Well aren't you a little prince in need of a queen?
2. Apollo I'll pass.
3. Vyper You're thinking about it.
4. Apollo I'm not.
5. Vyper I don't mind you playin' hard to get, it's fine.

Vyper and Bebop

1. Vyper You take care of an old lady right?
2. Bebop That's right.
3. Vyper Want me to move some of her medication?
4. Bebop Absolutely not.
5. Vyper How did I get stuck working with the choir boy robot?

Vyper and Billy

1. Billy Don't think I've seen you since you got pinched.
2. Vyper That's cause you never bothered to visit. If I didn't know better I'd think you stop caring.
3. Billy I just assumed you busted out.
4. Vyper You're looking good. New jacket?
5. Billy You like it?
6. Vyper I'll like it even better on the ground of a dark alley
7. Billy Oh I know where we're going after the ritual.
8. Vyper You mind if I call you Lash?
9. Billy I don't give a shit.

Vyper and Calico

1. Vyper It's nice to finally get to work with someone like me.
2. Calico I'm nothing like you.
3. Vyper Come on, we're a couple of tough broads that kill people for money.
4. Calico I kill people for money. You kill people for a pack of cigarettes and a hot meal, we're not the same.
5. Vyper Sounding a little classist there C.
6. Calico No I'm sounding a lot classist because I'm nothing like you.

Vyper and Celeste

1. Vyper Hey Celeste, wanna be sisterwives?
2. Celeste You're married?
3. Vyper Not yet, but the man of my dreams is right around the corner and you could be a part of it.
4. Celeste I think I'm ok.

Vyper and Drifter

1. Vyper I can't believe I'm gonna get to murder people with you.
2. Drifter I don't know if the rest of our team shares your exuberance.
3. Vyper That’s cause they never did time in OKC. Buddy, you're a legend there, like bonafide boogeyman. As far as I'm concerned this is like sitting next to Mozart on the piano bench while he plays cannon in D.
4. Drifter Pretty sure that was Pachelbel.
5. Vyper Him too. Point still stands.

Vyper and Dynamo

1. Vyper Hey Professor, can I audit one of your classes/?
2. Dynamo I didn’t think you'd be interested in metaphysics
3. Vyper I'm not I want to move product to your students.
4. Dynamo No.
5. Vyper Totally get it, just wanted to be respectful.

Vyper and Graves

1. Vyper Shouldn't you be in class?
2. Graves I have the day off. Shouldn't you be jail.
3. Vyper I broke out during a parole hearing.
4. Graves You're full of shit.
5. Vyper You're right, there was no parole hearing.

Vyper and Grey Talon

1. Vyper I'm not trained in CPR
2. Grey Talon What?
3. Vyper Like, if you have a heart attack you're gonna die because I ain't helping ya.
4. Grey Talon Thanks for letting me know.
5. Vyper clicks you got it

Vyper and Haze

1. Vyper So the feds finally caught up with me.
2. Haze The Federal Government doesn't know you exist; they're not going to send a Sandman for you.
3. Vyper I'm a little hurt but satisfied none the less

Vyper and Holliday

1. Vyper You're a cop right?
2. Holliday Yeah.
3. Vyper Because you like the law or because you like being on a power trip?
4. Holliday What sort of question is that.
5. Vyper Hey, I'm just trying to figure out if we could be friends
6. Holliday I uphold the law.
7. Vyper We should not be friends.

Vyper and Infernus

1. Vyper So which Infernus am I getting today? Serial arsonist or master of the Shirley Temple?
2. Infernus Shut up Vyper.
3. Vyper You bring some maraschino cherries to throw at em? Or are you gonna stab 'em with those little cocktail umbrellas?
4. Infernus Lady I'm trying to be a better man but you are testing me.
5. Vyper I don't want a better man, I want a crazy ass firebug
6. Infernus Be careful what you wish for

Vyper and Ivy

1. Vyper Oh look, everyone's favorite gargoyle showed up
2. Ivy Shouldn't you be in jail?
3. Vyper Probably.

Vyper and Kelvin

1. Vyper Hey, you're that judgy corpse, right?
2. Kelvin I don't think I'm particularly judgmental…
3. Vyper Whatcha think about me?
4. Kelvin That you've spent more time inside prison than outside of it, so perhaps crime is not what you're best suited for.
5. Vyper Sounds pretty judgey
6. Kelvin I suppose it does.

Vyper and Lady Geist

1. Vyper Where can I get a pair of those earrings.
2. Lady Geist Why do you ask, it's not like you could afford them.
3. Vyper So it's sounding like off your dead body.
4. Lady Geist Is that supposed to be a threat?
5. Vyper Lady, are you a moron, it's obviously a threat. After this ritual I'm gonna mug the shit out of you.
6. Lady Geist My dear Vyper, I can't wait for you to try.

Vyper and Lash

1. Vyper I can't believe I'm here next to you.
2. Lash That's what The Lash does. Make dreams come true.
3. Vyper You smell even better when you're awake.

Vyper and Mirage

1. Mirage You smell of cheap cigarettes and cheaper morals.
2. Vyper Keep talking to me like that and I'm gonna lead you to a cheaper motel.

Vyper and Mo & Krill

1. Vyper Well you boys are looking spry and healthy
2. Mo & Krill No thanks to you.
3. Vyper Oh like I'm the first person that stabbed Mo.
4. Mo & Krill Don't talk to us Vyper
5. Vyper Your loss.

Vyper and Paige

1. Paige You like books Vyper?
2. Vyper I prefer rolling papers but you go to war with what ya got, ya know?
3. Paige Oh my god.

Vyper and Paradox

1. Paradox You know Vyper, you may have the subtly of a child in a ball pit, but I sincerely am excited to be working with you.
2. Vyper Yeah? Why's that.
3. Paradox Because you're trouble.
4. Vyper Heh… you're goddamn right I am.

Vyper and Rem

1. Vyper Hey kid, you ready to be an accessory?
2. Rem What's that?
3. Vyper Yeah you are.

Vyper and Seven

1. Vyper Well aren't we a couple of ex-cons on the lam
2. Seven Never compare yourself to me again, worm.
3. Vyper I'm Vyper. Worm's still in Cook County.
4. Seven You're an idiot.

Vyper and Silver

1. Vyper Oh my god it's you.
2. Silver Oh my god it's you.

Vyper and The Doorman

1. Vyper Hey doorman, after the ritual, I want you to know that I am going to rob The Baroness blind, but you seem alright so I'm gonna let you go.
2. The Doorman scoff that turns into uproarious laughter with sigh on the comedown
3. Vyper That was not the reaction I was expecting.
4. The Doorman That was rich.

Vyper and Venator

1. Vyper Ya know I never thought I had a thing for silver fox men of God, but then you show up with that whole assault rifle and righteous indignation thing going on and I discovered something new about myself
2. Venator How lucky for you.
3. Vyper How lucky for us.

Vyper and Victor

1. Vyper God I love a brooding man with issues.
2. Victor I'm flattered.
3. Vyper Wanna find a dark alley? You can flatter me against a wall.
4. Victor Not particularly.
5. Vyper Your loss, I'm a catch.

Vyper and Vindicta

1. Vyper So what's your deal Vinnie?
2. Vindicta Vinnie?
3. Vyper What else am I gonna call you? Vindicta? Pass.
4. Vindicta It's my name.
5. Vyper Your parents should have loved you more.

Vyper and Viscous

1. Vyper You seem nice.
2. Viscous Thanks, I am nice.
3. Vyper Ya know what, I'm not even going to take advantage of you. It'll be my good deed for the month
4. Viscous hooray!

Vyper and Wraith

1. Wraith Heard you shanked Molly.
2. Vyper Molenzo? No. Who said that, whydidja ask, she a friend of yours, I never knew she was a friend of yours
3. Wraith She's not.
4. Vyper Cool, yeah I stabbed the hell outta her, not a fan.

Vyper and Yamato

1. Vyper Hey Yami, how ya doin'?
2. Yamato Silence worm, before I take your head
3. Vyper Tough crowd.

Vyper and Abrams

1. Vyper You're looking good Detective.
2. Abrams I'm not giving you money.
3. Vyper You suck.

Vyper and Apollo

1. Vyper Well isn't this the beginning of a story book romance… a lady, down on her luck, meets a handsome prince.
2. Apollo I think you're a little old for me.
3. Vyper I don't care. I'm looking for money, not an intellectual equal.
4. Apollo You're repugnant.
5. Vyper You got such a way with words, I love it.

Vyper and Bebop

1. Bebop Me pulling him in gonna be a problem?
2. Vyper Nah, I like to work up close.

Vyper and Billy

1. Billy You been staying out of trouble?
2. Vyper No. You.
3. Billy Come on V, thought you knew me.
4. Vyper People change.
5. Billy Naw, people don't change, they just stop pretending to be something they're not.

Vyper and Calico

1. Vyper Ya know when I was in the joint I heard stories about you.
2. Calico I didn't realize my exploits were things of New Jersey lore.
3. Vyper Not New Jersey, Wisconsin - lots of assassins in Wisconsin.
4. Calico Why?
5. Vyper Safehouses are cheap in in Milwaukee? I don't know, the point is word on the street is that you do sloppy work.
6. Calico Excuse me?
7. Vyper Something about a hit that went bad? I don't remember all the details, Wisconsin hooch is top shelf.

Vyper and Celeste

1. Vyper Heard Lenny really stepped in it
2. Celeste Yeah that's why I'm here.
3. Vyper Well either you help out your friend, or there's one less person I owe money to, so either way it's win-win for us.
4. Celeste No, I'm only happy with one of those outcomes.
5. Vyper Thought you were supposed to be a positive person, C.

Vyper and Drifter

1. Vyper Whatcha doing after the ritual?
2. Drifter What, you lookin' to get drinks?
3. Vyper Ya know I was looking to get as far away from you as possible while you were still in a good mood, but if you're buying I'm good for a cocktail or two.

Vyper and Dynamo

1. Dynamo It's not too late to turn your life around Vyper.
2. Vyper No, it really is.

Vyper and Graves

1. Vyper How much is that hand worth?
2. Graves Doesn't matter cause I'm not giving it to you.
3. Vyper You say that now because I haven't threatened you.
4. Graves I'm not scared of you.
5. Vyper That's good. Your tough. I like it. Seriously though, I'm gonna take that hand one way or the other the only question is if you're still breathing when it's all said and done.
6. Graves We're on the same team.
7. Vyper For now, sure. And when I don't need you anymore I'll take your shit and leave you for dead.

Vyper and Grey Talon

1. Grey Talon I'm not looking to chit chat.
2. Vyper That's cool, I'm not looking to make friends with an old guy that carries a bow around Manhattan.
3. Grey Talon Glad we understand each other.

Vyper and Haze

1. Haze So what do you do?
2. Vyper Make poor life decisions.
3. Haze This should be interesting…
4. Vyper Fun, haze. It should be fun.

Vyper and Holliday

1. Vyper You look familiar.
2. Holliday Doubt it, I'm not from around here.
3. Vyper Where from?
4. Holliday Illinois.
5. Vyper No shit, I did a little time in Cook County.
6. Holliday I'm further south.
7. Vyper Well if you ever find yourself in the BG, pretend you don't know me, I don't want people knowing I'm tight with a cop.
8. Holliday You're not.
9. Vyper Exactly.

Vyper and Infernus

1. Infernus Thought you'd be dead in a gutter by now.
2. Vyper You and half the county, but you can't keep a broad like me down.

Vyper and Ivy

1. Ivy Did Mendoza send you.
2. Vyper Ivy, I don't work for Mendoza
3. Ivy You killed 13 people for him!
4. Vyper Allegedly
5. Ivy You were convicted.
6. Vyper Yeah of 13 counts. The real number is way more impressive.
7. Ivy I'm taking you to jail.
8. Vyper You're the one wanting to talk shop, don't be mad at me.

Vyper and Kelvin

1. Vyper You got any liquid courage in that that parka of yours for when it gets cold?
2. Kelvin I don't get cold anymore.
3. Vyper Neat, anyway back to the whiskey question.
4. Kelvin I don't.
5. Vyper Lame.

Vyper and Lady Geist

1. Lady Geist I can't believe I have to work with the likes of you.
2. Vyper You don't even know me.
3. Lady Geist What's the point, you're either going to die during the ritual or die in a gutter shortly thereafter.

Vyper and Lash

1. Lash So Vyper…
2. Vyper Who do you want dead.
3. Lash No one.
4. Vyper Just making sure cause I got two hands, a knife and real bad impulse control. So whaddya need
5. Lash Nothing. You're great.
6. Vyper Yeah we are.

Vyper and Mirage

1. Vyper Why you got a girl in a bottle?
2. Mirage That's my employer, Ambasador Nashala.
3. Vyper Whaddya say I throw her into the Hudson so we can run off together?
4. Mirage Do not touch her if you value your life.
5. Vyper You're no fun.

Vyper and Mo & Krill

1. Vyper Mo. Krill. I got an idea: what if your little duo act becomes a trio.
2. Mo & Krill I think we're doing just fine on our own.
3. Vyper Think bigger. We'd be the total package: You’re the brains, Mo's the muscle, and I'm -
4. Mo & Krill the degenerate?
5. Vyper I was going to say "The looks", but ya know what you're not wrong.

Vyper and Paige

1. Vyper You killed it at Pole Palace last night.
2. Paige I don't know what that is.
3. Vyper Yeah me neither.
4. Paige Seriously, what are you talking about.
5. Vyper Cinnamon, come on, it's me.
6. Paige Who's Cinnamon.
7. Vyper I am so sorry, I confused you with a very different librarian.
8. Paige What are you talking about.
9. Vyper You are too pure for this world, and I kind of love it.

Vyper and Rem

1. Rem People say criminals are bad.
2. Vyper I mean. I'm not gonna lie to you kid, we're not exactly great. But we are a lotta fun.
3. Rem Well I like fun. So I guess I like criminals.

Vyper and Seven

1. Vyper Feds still trying to kill you?
2. Seven Presumably.
3. Vyper You need help getting outta the city let me know, I got people everywhere.
4. Seven That's a surprisingly useful offer Vyper.
5. Vyper What can I say I'm a surprisingly useful girl.

Vyper and Silver

1. Silver Happy to see you Vyper.
2. Vyper Yeah, I doubt that.
3. Silver No I am. It means after the ritual I get to turn you in for a bonus payday.
4. Vyper You wanna die two seconds after the patron gives you what you want, that's your business but I got things worth living for.
5. Silver No you don't.
6. Vyper Not yet, but I will.

Vyper and The Doorman

1. Vyper You look a little prim and proper, buddy.
2. The Doorman You only have one chance to make a first impression.
3. Vyper How'd I do?
4. The Doorman Oh you made an impression.
5. Vyper tck tck Still got it.

Vyper and Venator

1. Vyper You planning on praying for me, Venator?
2. Venator No, I let other priests worry about lost causes.
3. Vyper That hurts.
4. Venator You don't care.
5. Vyper That's true I don't.

Vyper and Victor

1. Vyper You got it pretty sweet, Victor
2. Victor I'm sorry, what?
3. Vyper You know how great it would be to just switch out your hands anytime you need a new set of finger prints?
4. Victor That's not really how it works… I don’t just change my body parts on a whim
5. Vyper Really? That's lame.

Vyper and Vindicta

1. Vindicta You're the woman infatuated with Lash, right?
2. Vyper Come on, everyone loves Lash.
3. Vindicta I'm not sure that's true.
4. Vyper Don't believe Bebop's propaganda

Vyper and Viscous

1. Viscous Why did your mom named you Vyper?
2. Vyper My mom didn't name me Vyper. It's cool nickname, like snake, or cobra, or copperhead.
3. Viscous Are all nicknames snakes?
4. Vyper Just the best ones.
5. Viscous Can you call me sidewinder?
6. Vyper Oh, I like that, you got it buddy.

Vyper and Wraith

1. Vyper If we survive this and you're looking to hire an enforcer, I'm your girl
2. Wraith I'd never hire you.
3. Vyper Why? Cause I tried to rob one of your poker rooms? That's like ancient history.
4. Wraith It's not. But tell you what; if we complete the ritual we'll call things square.
5. Vyper I'll take it.

Vyper and Yamato

1. Vyper You think I could get a job with the 7th Moon.
2. Yamato I would fall on my sword before I disgraced the 7th Moon by working with you.
3. Vyper You're missing out.
4. Yamato I assure you I'm not.

Vyper and Abrams

1. Vyper Abe you wanna meet up for a drink after this.
2. Abrams Sure, you buyin'?
3. Vyper Am I buyin' - No, I'm not buy - I'm a lady! Have some manners
4. Abrams Fine.

Vyper and Apollo

1. Vyper *sigh*
2. Apollo What is it?
3. Vyper Oh I was just day dreaming about the future.
4. Apollo I'm amazed you've given it any thought.
5. Vyper Oh I have. We get married, I bump off your dad, you get the inheritance then you have an accident 3 years later when you're out fox hunting or whatever and them I'm living on easy street in Ixia.

Vyper and Bebop

1. Bebop Surprised you're not in prison.
2. Vyper Yeah me too.
3. Bebop Are you supposed to be in prison?
4. Vyper I mean, I killed my parole officer so probably - that's a joke, I got jokes - he probably survived.

Vyper and Billy

1. Billy Me and you are about to wreck some shop.
2. Vyper God I'm glad to be working with you and not some of these other stiffs.
3. Billy Let's summon a god, V.

Vyper and Calico

1. Vyper 3 bucks for your cat.
2. Calico She's not for sale.
3. Vyper Tell ya what, I'll bump it up to a crisp lincoln.
4. Calico Vyper, there are some who may find your pathetic nature endearing. I am not one of them. So let me lay down ground rules. If you touch my cat, I'll take your hand. If you hurt my cat, I'll kill you. And if for some pruno addled reason you decide that it's a good idea to steal my cat, you will pray for a death that will not come.
5. Vyper I like the way you threaten people C, we're gonna be best friends I can tell.

Vyper and Celeste

1. Vyper Hey Celeste, you mind if I lay low at the side show until the heat's off me?
2. Celeste Who's the heat with?
3. Vyper I mean, I don't have an exhaustive list.
4. Celeste Are the cops on the list?
5. Vyper Of course.
6. Celeste Then, no.

Vyper and Drifter

1. Vyper I just need to get this out of the way: I know we'd make a good power couple but I don't think I'm cut out to be with a vampire long term.
2. Drifter That's… that's good to know.
3. Vyper Just wanted to let you down easy.
4. Drifter I appreciate the courtesy.

Vyper and Dynamo

1. Vyper Listen, I'm not tryin' to make this weird or anything but you smell like key lime pie.
2. Dynamo Marla made me one for our anniversary.
3. Vyper Oh my god, that’s like the sweetest thing ever. Next question; she knows that you don't have a mouth so you can't eat the pie, right?
4. Dynamo It's the gesture that counts.

Vyper and Graves

1. Vyper Nice jacket. Blackmore Academy?
2. Graves Yeah.
3. Vyper Got any friends with a single dad? Married's fine too, just takes a little more effort to bump off the old lady.
4. Graves Please don't talk to me.
5. Vyper Lighten up Graves, it's not like I'm talking about killing your parents. I mean. We could talk about that too
6. Graves NO.
7. Vyper Ok ok, patricide's off the table message received.

Vyper and Grey Talon

1. Vyper How do you like to work?
2. Grey Talon Methodically.
3. Vyper Yeah, that's not me.
4. Grey Talon This should be interesting…

Vyper and Haze

1. Vyper How do I get a sweet job like yours?
2. Haze You want to work for the OSIC.
3. Vyper Why not? You get to wear a cute little tie and murder people.

Vyper and Holliday

1. Holliday You're a criminal.
2. Vyper That's a little judgy.
3. Holliday Am I wrong?
4. Vyper I didn't say you were, just that you're being needlessly hostile.
5. Holliday If you didn't need my help right now you would stab me in the back.
6. Vyper you are really good at reading people. At first I was offended but now I'm kinda impressed.

Vyper and Infernus

1. Infernus You still working for Mendoza?
2. Vyper Mendoza barely works for Mendoza anymore, that gargoyle really messed up his operation.
3. Infernus She sure did.
4. Vyper Jesus, you almost sound happy about it.
5. Infernus Maybe I am.
6. Vyper Well, some of us still have pride in our work. Part of me wants to use the patron's wish to stab the shit out of Ivy.
7. Infernus Oh don't do that.
8. Vyper Yeah yeah, kidnap the Arroyos and use that drag her out
9. Infernus Definitely don't do that.
10. Vyper You used to be cool Fern,

Vyper and Ivy

1. Vyper Well if it isn't the loyal pet of the Arroyos.
2. Ivy Vyper. I see you managed not to get stabbed in prison.
3. Vyper Oh no, they stabbed me, but you a can't keep a broad like me down.
4. Ivy What do you want
5. Vyper I just wanted to know how you feel about your sister working for Wraith.
6. Ivy What are you talking about.
7. Vyper Oh my god, you didn't know this is hilarious.
8. Ivy What are you talking about, Vyper
9. Vyper Sorry I love hearing about family drama, but I'm not inserting myself in it unless a will's involved. Let's uh, let's go shoot some people.

Vyper and Kelvin

1. Vyper Hey kelvin, can you spot me some dough?
2. Kelvin Why?
3. Vyper Cause I want 10 bucks and you probably have it.
4. Kelvin I'm not giving you any money.
5. Vyper You suck Kelvin.

Vyper and Lady Geist

1. Vyper You got a son?
2. Lady Geist Why.
3. Vyper I want to marry into money, wait 5 years, then bump off my husband for the inheritance because this bird wasn't meant to be in a gilded cage.

Vyper and Lash

1. Vyper You get the letters I sent you when I was in jail?
2. Lash Yeah they were… very specific
3. Vyper I'm sure you get a lot of fan mail so I wanted to make sure they stood out.
4. Lash They did.
5. Vyper Bet you never thought we'd actually meet though, huh
6. Lash No… I uh… I really didn’t

Vyper and Mirage

1. Vyper Heard the Djinn want Wyoming.
2. Mirage It seemed like the most sensible place for them build a new home.
3. Vyper You're only saying that because you've never experienced the majesty of dekalb.
4. Mirage "Dekalb".
5. Vyper It'll grab your heart and never let go.
6. Mirage I will look into this place.

Vyper and Mo & Krill

1. Vyper Hey Krill, can you help me move some stuff?
2. Mo & Krill Last time we did business it didn't exactly work out well for us.
3. Vyper That's because I was motivated by naked greed, look it won't happen again.
4. Mo & Krill Correct, because we're not helping.
5. Vyper Way to pull a Bebop, Krill. Not cool.

Vyper and Paige

1. Vyper Hey Red, if my PO comes looking I was with you last night.
2. Paige But you weren't.
3. Vyper That's why I need you to lie.
4. Paige I'm not lying to a police officer.
5. Vyper Correct, you're lying to a parole officer.
6. Paige I'm not lying period.
7. Vyper That's a real Bebop move, Red.

Vyper and Rem

1. Vyper 2 cigarettes for the pillow
2. Rem If I get rid of my pillow I can't take a nap.
3. Vyper You're in New York baby who needs sleep
4. Rem You don't get me.

Vyper and Seven

1. Vyper Hey can I ask you a personal question?
2. Seven If I say no are you still going to ask it?
3. Vyper Obviously. How do I get people to be scared of me like they're scared of you?
4. Seven Put down the knife and pick up a book.
5. Vyper That is some Cinnamon logic right there.
6. Seven A knife can only hurt your enemy when they're in front of you. Knowledge can hurt them from anywhere.
7. Vyper Oh that's good. You need to like… make a quote of the day calendar or something.
8. Seven How often did your mother drop you?

Vyper and Silver

1. Vyper Good to see ya Lilah.
2. Silver I bet.
3. Vyper It's true. When I was locked up I was really worried that you'd die of sorosis before I'd get to stab you to death, but I guess the patrons can work miracles
4. Silver Oh please, you'll run away like you always do… unless your big plan is to have the patron give you some semblance of a spine.

Vyper and The Doorman

1. Vyper You got some ritzy people staying at The Baroness don't ya?
2. The Doorman We do cater to an upscale clientele, yes.
3. Vyper Alright, get me a list of names, a housekeeping uniform, and a cloche; and you and I can be runnin' off to Tahiti by the end of the week.
4. The Doorman I am neither betraying my guests nor going anywhere with you.

Vyper and Venator

1. Vyper Look at the holy man getting in the muck with the rest of us.
2. Venator Vyper, my life resides in pits far darker than whatever pedestrian degeneracy you engage in.
3. Vyper Tell me everything.
4. Venator Oh god help me.

Vyper and Victor

1. Victor Vyper's a nickname right?
2. Vyper It sure as hell ain't on my birth certificate.
3. Victor You have a birth certificate?
4. Vyper Probably? I don't know, what are you a cop?

Vyper and Vindicta

1. Vindicta Do you have a plan Vyper?
2. Vyper I got a gun. You got a gun. This baby writes itself.

Vyper and Viscous

1. Vyper Hey Viscous, any time you want to put me in the cube I'd appreciate it. My skin dries out like it's nobody's business.
2. Viscous Ok.
3. Vyper Unless I'm stabbing someone, then wait till I'm done.
4. Viscous Ok.
5. Vyper You're just gonna cube whenever you want, aren’t you?
6. Viscous Yes!

Vyper and Wraith

1. Vyper You wanna bet on how many bullets we go through?
2. Wraith Obviously. How much you wanna wager? A thousand?
3. Vyper Thousand sounds great. Hey Wraith, can I borrow a thousand bucks?
4. Wraith sigh

Vyper and Yamato

1. Yamato You did time on Rikers, yes?
2. Vyper I have been known on occasion to partake in their amenities.
3. Yamato So you must know Molly Molenzo. It's very important I speak to her.
4. Vyper Hey the ritual's about to start, we can talk about this later.

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• Doesn't matter how good you think you are, life catches up with you eventually. Ending someone's streak
• Better luck next time, Abrams. Killing Abrams
• Like I've never had fight for my life before… Any kill
• Took down Apollo. Killing Apollo
• Money wasn't gonna save you from someone like me. Killing a rich enemy
• Now I get why Lash loves beating you up so much. Killing Bebop

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• They took out Holliday! Ally holliday killed in lane
• Hey Abe Abrams passes on a zipline
• You make that hat work Sheriff Ally holliday pass on zipline
• They took out Apollo! Apollo dies in lane
• They took out the Pigeon Lady! Baba dies in lane
• Bebop, you suck Bebop passes on a zipline

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• They have the Rejuv. An enemy takes the Rejuvenator
• They got the Rejuvenator, we need to stop them! An enemy takes the Rejuvenator
• They got the Rejuv, what's the plan? An enemy takes the Rejuvenator

• Learned this trick in Jersey. Using Screwjab Dagger
• They'll be dead soon. Using Lethal Venom
• I'll turn 'em to stone. Using Petrifying Bola
• I can still get 'em. Using Screwjab Dagger at low health
• I gonna give 'em something to remember me by. Using Lethal Venom at low health
• Gotta hit this. Using Petrifying Bola at low health

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• Refreshing! Using Refresher
• Colossus! Using Colossus
• Curse! Using Curse
• Decay! Using Decay
• Echo shard! Using Echo Shard
• Cold front! Using Cold Front

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Unspent ability points 3

• Gotta upgrade my powers.
• Time to improve my abilities.
• Can't forget to improve my skills.

Warning 3

• You're on a metaphorical island V. Well I suppose literal island cause it's Manhattan but the original point stands, I need to be careful.
• Yeahhhh I'm all alone out here.
• If I were them I'd ambush me right about now.

Close call 5

• You know me, cheatin' death and breakin' hearts.
• Takes more than that to kill me.
• Things got a little spicy back there…
• Way to not die, V.
• I need to not put myself in those situations…

Congratulating 5

• Nice job.
• Alright!
• This is more fun than a Philly prison riot.
• I love takin' these guys out.
• We make a helluva team, don't we?

Happy 10

• Not bad, not bad…
• Everything's comin' up V.
• I'm likin' this!
• I think we might win this thing…
• We got this.
• This is goin' our way.
• They don't have a chance in hell.
• This couldn't be going better.
• I knew today was gonna be amazing.
• They can't stop us.

Hunting 3

• Come on out and play.
• Damn it, where did they go?
• C'mon, don't hide - come out so we can talk.

Interrupting 5

• Nuh-uh.
• Not happening.
• Yeah, no.
• Stopped 'em.
• V does it again…

Last one standing 3

• Of course I gotta rely on myself.
• It's always me vs the world.
• I can take 'em. Probably. Maybe. I don't know, man, there's only one of me have measured expectations.

Leaving base 5

• Gotta get back out there.
• I'm not letting them have all the fun.
• V's coming to save the day, baby.
• Let's end this thing.
• Time to finish the ritual.

Low health 1

• Gotta find a place to lay low.

Near miss 5

• Almost had 'em…
• Come back any time, pal!
• I thought we were havin' fun!
• I'll be waitin'!
• What's a matta, you don't wanna play with me no more?

Outnumbered 3

• Psh, I'm not planning on dyin' a hero.
• Not likin' those odds.
• Too many of 'em.

Parrying 3

• Big mistake.
• You walked into that, pal.
• Saw that coming a mile away.

Picking up souls 5

• Hey, free souls.
• Free money's free money.
• Well lookie here.
• Pickin' that up…
• Well if it ain't my lucky day.

Picking up the Rejuvenator 3

• Picked up the Rejuvenator.
• We got the Rejuv.
• Let's get to work, boys and girls.

An enemy uses Metal Skin 3

• They got metal skin!
• You can't shoot 'em!
• Bullets ain't working!

Shop reminder 12

• I should buy a relic.
• Need to check out the store.
• Time to buy a relic.
• I should pop by the shop.
• it's nice being able to afford something that's not a loosey.
• Might be time to go shopping.
• I can afford something real nice.
• I bet I can get something good at the store.
• Time to swing by the curiosity shop.
• Oh man, I can get something nice and not even have to steal it.
• Gotta see what I can buy now…
• I'm rich and it's time to blow it all.

A tower denied 5

• Who cares about a few souls?
• We took the objective, that's all that matters.
• We're closer to completing the ritual.
• They ain't stopping us from summoning the Patron.
• We're coming for their patron.

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• Almost ready to stick 'em. Screwjab Dagger almost ready
• Abrams is almost back. Abrams almost respawn
• Shank's not ready. Screwjab Dagger not ready
• Apollo, I can heal you! Can heal Apollo
• Poison's almost ready. Lethal Venom almost ready
• Let's take out the Pigeon Lady. Attack Baba

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