Billy voice lines

When picked 10

• Okay, what are we standing around for? Let's start breaking shit.
• If you think the OSIC are the good guys bro, you gotta wake up and take a look around. Regulation is just a three-dollar word for hoarding which is just a two-dollar word for controlling, which is just a one-dollar word for asshole.
• The hell you staring at, buddy?
• People ask me if I'm angry all the time, and its like, "Yeah I'm pissed, why aren't you?"
• Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Your taste in music sucks.
• Bebop belongs in a scrap pile and Lash was relevant for like twenty minutes three years ago. I'll kick both their asses.
• Vyper thinks she's hard 'cause she did time? Lady can't go three blocks without catching a charge. She's no con, she's a moron.
• Don't get me started on Ivy. "Savior of Spanish Harlem," you're a gargoyle that punches people in the face. Whaddya want, a medal?
• You know those people who think having a dog is the same thing as having a personality? That's Mirage and the Djinn. I get it, you have a lady in a bottle, stop talking about it.
• Jersey sucks but it doesn't suck a much as Long Island.

When swapped out 10

• You think I wanna hang out with those jackasses? Pass.
• I got a riot to start in Midtown.
• You go complete the ritual, I got some looting to do.
• I hope I end up on the other team and I kick your ass.
• Don't pick me, that's fine, whatever, I don't care.
• Oh you gotta problem with goats, buddy?
• Go pick somebody else you deserve each other.
• If you can't appreciate what I bring to the table I don’t wanna help you.
• You think it's ok to toy with someone's feelings like that?
• You know what: you didn't unselect me, I unselected you. Piss off.

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Billy and Abrams

1. Billy You a cop?
2. Abrams No.
3. Billy You look like a cop.
4. Abrams Why, cause I got a jacket?
5. Billy You trying to interrogate me, pig?
6. Abrams You're ridiculous.
7. Billy I got my eye on you.
8. Abrams Knock yourself out.

Billy and Apollo

1. Billy Slumming it with the regular people?
2. Apollo Basically.
3. Billy That was shockingly honest.

Billy and Baba

1. Billy Anyone gives you trouble, let me know, I'll cave their goddamn skull in.
2. Baba I don't know what I did to deserve such fierce loyalty.
3. Billy Listen, you may be an old hag, but anybody who wants to put hands on an octogenarian is gonna get what's coming to 'em.

Billy and Bebop

1. Billy Hey bebop, the old lady that made yo-
2. Bebop Shut your mouth Billy. I'm not in the mood.

Billy and Deadman Danny

1. Billy I can't believe you whore yourself out to Fairfax Industries.
2. Deadman Danny Sir, I am no professional courtesan, I am a safety specialist, and my role while distasteful to you, ultimately saves lives.
3. Billy You tell yourself whatever you want buddy.
4. Deadman Danny My furry friend, the only thing that I am telling myself is the truth.

Billy and Drifter

1. Billy Hey buddy, you're lookin' a little rough, you need help finding a shelter or something?
2. Drifter I'm looking for blood not your charity.
3. Billy Alright cool, go to hell, and I hope you get shot.

Billy and Dynamo

1. Billy College is a scam.
2. Dynamo It most certainly is not.
3. Billy Yeah, what do you teach?
4. Dynamo Occult metaphysics.
5. Billy Yeah, and what do I do with that degree?
6. Dynamo Become an occult metaphysicist.
7. Billy That 's not a real job.

Billy and Graves

1. Billy So were you born thinking the world owes you? Or did your mommy and daddy have to tell you how special you were.
2. Graves Way to go Billy, you got me all figured out. Truly you are the master of the human condition.
3. Billy Don't patronize me.

Billy and Grey Talon

1. Billy They got a group of trained killers and we got a guy with a busted hip and one foot in the grave, this is fair.
2. Grey Talon I'll be fine.
3. Billy Basically this is 5 on 6, the patron must hate us.
4. Grey Talon The patron doesn't hate you. I do.

Billy and Holliday

1. Holliday So how do you wanna do this?
2. Billy Just 'cause I gotta work with a pig doesn't mean I gotta talk to one.
3. Holliday Suit yourself.

Billy and Ivy

1. Billy Oh look, if it isn't Carlos Arroyo's talking billboard for his mayoral campaign.
2. Ivy I believe in Carlos.
3. Billy Yeah yeah we all know the stupid story. Lady, he used you to increase the property value of Spanish Harlem, and he's using you sit in the mayors mansion.
4. Ivy That's not true.
5. Billy Whatever you say stooge.

Billy and Kelvin

1. Billy So the guy in charge is the only survivor, huh? Typical.
2. Kelvin I assure you I'd give anything to change that, Billy.
3. Billy Oh yeah? Something tells me you ain't asking the Patron to trade your life for theirs.

Billy and Lady Geist

1. Lady Geist What do I call you.
2. Billy Not like you actually give a shit, but my name's Billy.
3. Lady Geist No self-respecting man actually wants to be called Billy.
4. Billy Oh so now you know me.
5. Lady Geist Believe me William, I wish I didn't.

Billy and Nurse Harrow

1. Nurse Harrow What are you supposed to be.
2. Billy Figure it out baby.
3. Nurse Harrow I'd rather not.

Billy and Paige

1. Billy Who are you tryin' to impress carrying all those books around?
2. Paige No one, I like to read.
3. Billy You can't read more than one book at a time.
4. Paige Sure but you need your breakfast book that gets you going, your coffee book for when you need a little break that you secretly want to be a long break. You got your main book that you're working on (I'm assuming that’s what you meant by one book at a time), and then you have your comfort book for when you had a bad day and just want to disappear on the purple line.

Billy and Rat King

1. Billy So after we win you gonna let me live on Long Island?
2. Rat King It's a tough question. On one hand you got a goat head. On the other hand the rest of ya's human, which begs the question…. Is 9/10's a human too much human. My guts telling me yes.
3. Billy You really doing me like that?
4. Rat King Tell ya what, you can visit but you can't own real estate.
5. Billy I'll take it.

Billy and Seven

1. Seven You're right to have contempt for humanity.
2. Billy I'm always right.
3. Seven No, you're governed by emotions not intellect… and as long as you are others will always see you as a joke.
4. Billy Being smart didn't save you from the chair.
5. Seven It didn't. But when they came for me it was because they feared me… not because they mocked me.

Billy and Solomon

1. Billy Of course I'm stuck working with you.
2. Solomon Still upset you lost?
3. Billy You hustled me.
4. Solomon So you'd be fine taking an old mans money, but you're not fine losing to an old man.
5. Billy It wasn't a fair game.
6. Solomon I didn't make you place a wager. You thought I was a mark. You were wrong. Grow from the experience.
7. Billy Go to hell Solomon.
8. Solomon Or don't. That's ok too.

Billy and Vindicta

1. Vindicta Billy, you scream at the ills of the world but you do nothing to change them.
2. Billy Lady, I wake people up. I speak truth to power. What the hell do you do other than walk around central park barefoot.
3. Vindicta I'm systematically murdering the bloodline of a judge that used his power to sentence innocent women to death, and in the process am dismantling an extremist neo-political movement. But do tell me about how important your soapbox is.
4. Billy The uh… the rituals starting.
5. Vindicta Indeed.

Billy and Violet

1. Billy Wanna get a beer after the ritual?
2. Violet Are we actually getting a beer or are you hoping I'm like Vyper?
3. Billy Actual beer. Last thing I need is her to see you and try to stab you.
4. Violet Look at you feeling protective
5. Billy I'm a goddamn gentleman, what can I say.

Billy and Vyper

1. Billy Don't think I've seen you since you got pinched.
2. Vyper That's cause you never bothered to visit. If I didn't know better I'd think you stop caring.
3. Billy I just assumed you busted out.
4. Vyper You're looking good. New jacket?
5. Billy You like it?
6. Vyper I'll like it even better on the ground of a dark alley
7. Billy Oh I know where we're going after the ritual.
8. Vyper You mind if I call you Lash?
9. Billy I don't give a shit.

Billy and Wraith

1. Billy Oh great, I'm with the paper gangster.
2. Wraith What did you call me.
3. Billy Lady; you don't want to be a crime lord, you want to be mayor. And while you're kissing babies the 7th Moon is going to eat your lunch.
4. Wraith Oh, you're a fan of the 7th Moon.
5. Billy Easy easy I didn't say that
6. Wraith That's what I thought.

Billy and Yamato

1. Yamato You're stupid Billy.
2. Billy Yeah? Well you're an asshole.
3. Yamato And yet you are still stupid.

Billy and Abrams

1. Billy You ready to tear shit up?
2. Abrams I dunno, you ready to keep up?
3. Billy I like your style big man, this should be fun.

Billy and Apollo

1. Billy Not gonna lie, I'm surprised you're willing to get your hands dirty… assumed a rich bastard like you would pay for someone else to fight their battles for them.
2. Apollo In Ixia leaders are expected to lead, not delegate.
3. Billy I can respect that.

Billy and Baba

1. Baba Why are you smiling?
2. Billy I'm about to beat the shit out of people with the Central Park Pidgeon Lady, this is great.
3. Baba I didn't realize that I had a title.
4. Billy You're as much a New York institution as the Doomsayer on Park - hey you think that guy's here?
5. Baba Jerry? He better not show up if he knows what's good for him.
6. Billy This is even better than I hoped.

Billy and Bebop

1. Billy So you work at a scrap yard?
2. Bebop Live at a scrap yard.
3. Billy That's kind of cool.
4. Bebop That a compliment?
5. Billy That's the best you're getting tin man.

Billy and Deadman Danny

1. Billy Fairfax Industries sucks.
2. Deadman Danny I disagree.
3. Billy You suck.
4. Deadman Danny Again, I disagree.
5. Billy Maggie McGinnis is a moron.
6. Deadman Danny Your ignorance is impressive sir.
7. Billy Maximillian Fairfa-
8. Deadman Danny Is a genius! Is an icon! Is the very reason you have the freedom to cast aspersions about him in the first place! For on the six day, God created man because he knew that he couldn't rest on the seventh until the Fairfax bloodline walked this earth to finish the job he started!
9. Billy You know buddy, I am going to let that one go because you are clearly out of your goddamn mind.

Billy and Drifter

1. Billy You're an old ass vampire right?
2. Drifter That's one way to put it.
3. Billy So do you listen to harpsicords or some other shitty music?
4. Drifter I'm a jazz man.
5. Billy Ok, so some other shitty music.

Billy and Dynamo

1. Billy You think you're smarter than me because you teach at Columbia?
2. Dynamo Me being smarter than you has nothing to do about where I teach. But to be clear, just because I have progressed more academically, doesn’t mean that I have more common sense than you, as evidenced by my current condition.
3. Billy I'm trying to decide if that's insulting or not.
4. Dynamo Billy, I'm saying I'm smarter, not better. But if you want to have a math off, I'm sure that I can get someone to proctor it.
5. Billy Nah, we're good.

Billy and Grey Talon

1. Billy I bet the Baxter society never killed any real monsters, it was all a bunch of smoke and mirrors for publicity.
2. Grey Talon You don't know what you're talking about.
3. Billy Big surprise, the mastermind of the whole charade tells me I'm wrong.
4. Grey Talon You being a moron has nothing to do with me starting the Baxter Society

Billy and Holliday

1. Holliday You're that goat guy Murphy always talks about aren't you
2. Billy I knew that guy had it out for me.
3. Holliday He really doesn't
4. Billy Whatever, pigs are always covering for other pigs.

Billy and Ivy

1. Ivy Why are you so angry.
2. Billy I don't need to justify shit to Carlos Arroyo's pet gargoyle

Billy and Kelvin

1. Kelvin So…. Billy… How did you get the-
2. Billy Bro, I'm not gonna be the subject of your next book so don't bother asking about the goat head cause I ain't telling you shit.
3. Kelvin You're being needlessly hostile.
4. Billy Tell me I'm wrong.
5. Billy Didn't think so.

Billy and Lady Geist

1. Billy When your ivory tower comes crashing down I hope you're under it.
2. Lady Geist Be as snide as you like, at the end of the day I'll be sleeping in my penthouse and you'll be chewing on a tin can wondering where your life went wrong.
3. Billy Oh I know exactly where my life went wrong lady.
4. Lady Geist impressive. I'm sure you were spoiled for choice.

Billy and Nurse Harrow

1. Billy I don't trust doctors.
2. Nurse Harrow Are they responsible for your current state?
3. Billy No, they're just assholes.
4. Nurse Harrow I see you wish to have a monopoly on that.
5. Billy That supposed to be an insult?
6. Nurse Harrow No. Just an observation.

Billy and Paige

1. Paige I get what you're doing.
2. Billy The hell you talking about.
3. Paige This whole mad at the world schtick. I bet secretly you have the heart of a poet and just are waiting for the world to be a little kinder.
4. Billy I hate people.
5. Paige You think you do, but that's just masking some void in your life.
6. Billy I hate you.
7. Paige See that doesn't make any sense because you don't know me.
8. Billy I don't want to know you.
9. Paige That's what people say in the first act, but then by the third they're best friends.

Billy and Rat King

1. Billy Whatcha gonna do to all the humans on Long Island when you take over?
2. Rat King Killing the shit out of 'em.
3. Billy I know some people there who don't totally suck. If I help you do this I don't want 'em getting hurt.
4. Rat King Give me their names, I'll make sure they're taken care of.
5. Billy Taken care of or taken care of?
6. Rat King Like actually taken care of, Jesus Billy, come on I'm not a monster here.

Billy and Seven

1. Billy You ready to dismantle the system.
2. Seven No.
3. Billy Bro, you were thrown in an extra-judicial hell hole and now that you're out you're not going to stick it to those bastards?
4. Seven I "stuck it to them" when I butchered my captors in Lost Whisper. The government's taken enough from me, they don't get to claim my wish as well.

Billy and Solomon

1. Solomon What is it that you want, Billy.
2. Billy I want you to mind your own business… I'm not interested in whatever old man wisdom you're trying to sell.
3. Solomon Suit yourself.

Billy and Vindicta

1. Billy Your dress is ridiculous.
2. Vindicta You have a goat head.
3. Billy Way to go for low hanging fruit Vindicta, real classy.

Billy and Violet

1. Violet You going to the rally later?
2. Billy Hell yeah.
3. Violet You bringing the bat?
4. Billy It's a lot more fun saying hi to FoH members when I do.
5. Violet Try not to get arrested this time.
6. Billy Hey if I get arrested it means I survived the ritual, so I'm playing with house money baby

Billy and Vyper

1. Billy You been staying out of trouble?
2. Vyper No. You.
3. Billy Come on V, thought you knew me.
4. Vyper People change.
5. Billy Naw, people don't change, they just stop pretending to be something they're not.

Billy and Wraith

1. Wraith Look Billy, I know that people give you shit for having a goat head and I just wanted to say that I really appreciate that whatever bet you lost to have that be the case you were man enough to follow through with the consequences.
2. Billy You think I look like this cause I lost a bet?
3. Wraith If you didn't you're even dumber that I thought
4. Billy Go to hell.

Billy and Yamato

1. Billy New York's not gonna kiss the ground you walk on Yamato.
2. Yamato Not yet.
3. Billy Not ever, lady.

Billy and Abrams

1. Billy You know how to read that book you're carrying?
2. Abrams It's a tome.
3. Billy Well look at Mr. Five Dollar Word over here…
4. Abrams So am I a moron who can't read or a snob?
5. Billy Pick one.
6. Abrams I'm not gonna feel sorry when you get shot.

Billy and Apollo

1. Billy Hey Apollo. I know we don't agree on much, but I just wanted to say that it's bullshit that Ixia hasn’t been invited to the Olympics.
2. Apollo That's kind of you to say Billy.
3. Billy Right is right, man.

Billy and Baba

1. Billy Is it true that you threw a brick at the mayor when he was jogging in Central Park?
2. Baba My lawyer told me to not talk about any hypothetical throwing of construction materials.
3. Billy You are even cooler than I thought.
4. Baba Damn right.

Billy and Bebop

1. Billy Alright tin man, bring 'em in and let my bat do the work.
2. Bebop Mate, I got a bloody laser, what's a bat going to do?
3. Billy Shut up.

Billy and Deadman Danny

1. Billy You're apart of the Fairfax Industries war machine.
2. Deadman Danny No need to thank me sir, a good job is its own reward.
3. Billy You oughta be ashamed of your self man.
4. Deadman Danny I see this conversation has taken a turn.

Billy and Drifter

1. Drifter Hey Billy, are you a human with a goat head, or a goat with a human body?
2. Billy Does it matter?
3. Drifter Flavorwise absolutely.
4. Billy Normally, I'd crack someone in the face for sayin' that, but since we're on the same team I will respectfully tell you to go to hell.

Billy and Dynamo

1. Billy You look like someone who thinks that they're too good to drink wine of out a plastic bag.
2. Dynamo I look like someone who can’t drink at all.
3. Billy Shut up robot.
4. Dynamo Not a robot.
5. Billy I don't care.

Billy and Grey Talon

1. Billy Old timers like you don't know how hard it is in the real world. You're just sitting around smoking cigars and getting drunk on nostalgia.
2. Grey Talon Clearly.
3. Billy You think being smug makes you better than me?
4. Grey Talon I think the fact that I didn't turn my head into a goat makes me better than you.
5. Billy There it is. There it is. I knew that you were biased against me from the beginning.
6. Grey Talon You want to act like a jackass that’s your business, but you don’t get to be indignant when I point it out. Now shut up and try not to die.

Billy and Holliday

1. Billy Alright pig, here's the deal: at some point during the ritual I'm gonna save your life. When that happens I don't want you thinkin' I actually like you.
2. Holliday Understood.
3. Billy Good.

Billy and Ivy

1. Ivy Hey, Billy… so I was wondering…
2. Billy You ask me how I got the goat head I'll bash your skull in
3. Ivy What? People ask about that? That'd be crazy.

Billy and Kelvin

1. Kelvin You don't look thrilled to be working with me.
2. Billy Why would I be, you're worse than Seven
3. Kelvin Excuse me? The man's a mass murderer.
4. Billy Seven killed people that got in his way. You got people killed who believed in you…so yeah I trust the asshole who knows he's an asshole a lot more than the asshole who doesn't

Billy and Nurse Harrow

1. Nurse Harrow So you're the resident provocateur I've heard so much about.
2. Billy Looks like it. You gotta problem with that?
3. Nurse Harrow For my purposes today, so long as you're caving in our enemies skulls I don't particularly care about your politics, or lack there of.
4. Billy So you just wanna use me as a war doll.
5. Nurse Harrow Billy. I don't care about you. I'm not going to pretend to care about you. But I'm also not going to pretend that you're useless and that we can't help each other survive the ritual. So are we going to work together or not.
6. Billy Alright Harrow, I'm in.

Billy and Paige

1. Paige You know there's a Shakespeare festival next weekend
2. Billy You think I give a shit about some snob that wrote in middle english
3. Paige He didn't write in middle English but that's a whole 'nother thing, point is that everyone loves Midsummer Night's Dream and you would basically be their king.
4. Billy Maybe I'll check it out.

Billy and Rat King

1. Billy They're about to find out what happens when you pick a fight with some pissed off New Yorkers.
2. Rat King Oh it ain't gonna go well for 'em.
3. Billy Damn right.

Billy and Seven

1. Seven What are your goals Billy.
2. Billy To be loud enough to get noticed by the people, but not organized enough to end up on a government watch list.
3. Seven That's your tactic. What's your goal.
4. Billy You're gonna have to wait to find out like everyone else.

Billy and Solomon

1. Solomon I hope you show better judgement today than in other parts of your life.
2. Billy This is about the goat head isn't it?
3. Solomon Obviously.
4. Billy How about you worry about your little board game and not about me.

Billy and Vindicta

1. Billy So let me guess, you're gonna sit back and shoot at people while I run in and do all the real work.
2. Vindicta Tell you what Billy, when you can cleanly shoot someone running center pack in the Boston Marathon from 5 blocks away, we can trade roles. In the meantime shut up and swing your bat like a good little boy.

Billy and Violet

1. Violet Whatcha do last weekend?
2. Billy Beat up some scabs crossing a picket line.
3. Violet Cool.
4. Billy How 'bout you?
5. Violet Got high as hell and painted a mural.
6. Billy What of?
7. Violet Hamsters.
8. Billy Doing what?
9. Violet Everything. Playing mahjong. Sewing quilts. Peering into the umbra. I think two are supposed to be investment bankers at a swingers party but who knows they might be day traders.
10. Billy Amazing.
11. Violet Right?

Billy and Vyper

1. Billy Me and you are about to wreck some shop.
2. Vyper God I'm glad to be working with you and not some of these other stiffs.
3. Billy Let's summon a god, V.

Billy and Wraith

1. Wraith What do you do for fun?
2. Billy What?
3. Wraith What do you do for fun? I mean, you say you hate everything but there has to be something.
4. Billy Don’t act like you want to get to know me
5. Wraith I do.
6. Billy Bullshit.
7. Wraith I really do.
8. Billy Why.
9. Wraith So we can find common ground. Share some laughs. Bet on sports games then hold markers when you can't cover them. It's a whole thing but it all starts with building a connection, ya know.

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Ending someone's streak 1

• I shut that asshole down.

Any kill 10

• They're done.
• Kicked their ass…
• YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME?
• You ain't nothin' to me.
• This is my city.
• Buddy, you never had a chance in hell.
• Come back and I'll do it again, pal.
• This ain't gonna be the last time I kick your ass.
• They got nothin'.
• And I thought the Knickerbockers sucked this year…

Killing a rich enemy 1

• You ain't on top now, are ya, pal.

On a big kill streak 3

• There ain't none of yous who can stop me.
• Let's see which one of you rich assholes has what it takes to stop me.
• I ain't goin' anywhere, baby. I am New York.

On a kill streak 3

• Don't worry, boys and girls, you're all gonna get a turn.
• Y'all tryin' to silence me, but bad news the truth doesn't make a noise, baby.
• You want some more?

Starting a kill streak 5

• Time to start a riot.
• I'm taking their team apart brick by brick.
• Thought you guys were supposed to be hard.
• You gonna have to do a helluva lot better than that if you wanna stop me.
• They're getting the horns now, baby.

Melee kill 5

• Sit your ass down.
• You got nothin'.
• What a joke.
• No way I was gonna lose to you.
• You asked for this fight, buddy.

Revenge kill 1

• They got what was coming to 'em.

Abrams 5

• You think you can bully me?
• You think cause you're bigger than me you're better than me?
• What a private dick.
• You're not immortal, Abrams.
• Looks like you're not as strong as you think you are, pal.

Apollo 5

• Get the hell outta my face, Apollo.
• Mommy and daddy ain't gonna save you Apollo
• Bro you ain't Olympic, you're barely little league
• Relax, Zorro, nobody gives a shit.
• Go cry to daddy-dearest about it.

Baba 5

• Okay, memaw, time for your pills.
• Old people freak me out…
• Man, screw you and your birds.
• People just stealin' park benches now?
• Stay retired, Baba

Bebop 5

• Go back to the scrap yard.
• You wanna mess with me, Bebop?
• We all got problems, Bebop, Miss Shelly's isn't special.
• You ain't getting sympathy from me, Bebop.
• Chewed up that tin can.

Calico 5

• I hate your cat.
• Your cat is stupid.
• Your cat is ugly.
• I hope your cat gets eaten by a sewer rat.
• I hope your cat eats your corpse, then I hope the cat gets eaten by a chupacabra or a spider or anything that will make that cat suffer.

Celeste 5

• Nobody should be that sparkly.
• Coney's a joke. Your show's a joke. You're a joke.
• "Unicorn horns are special." Get real.
• Shouldn't you be fleecing some rubes somewhere?
• You're not ready for prime time, lady.

Deadman Danny 5

• I took out the industry shill.
• I get it. You're a company stooge.
• Took out Fairfax's trash
• Tell Fairfax he can suck it.
• That's what you get for being a sell-out.

Drifter 5

• Go whistle your dumb song somewhere else.
• Get out of New York you swamp rat.
• Yeah, he's real scary.
• Not so fun when they fight back, is it drifter?
• Stupid-ass vampire.

Dynamo 5

• Higher education is bullshit.
• Hey professor. You're stupid.
• He thinks he's so special just because he can make black holes or whatever.
• You think cause you teach at Columbia you're better than me?
• Not lookin' too smart now, Professor.

Graves 5

• Go write about that in your diary, kid
• Took out their necromancer
• Wise up, Graves, before you're just another puppet.
• Let me guess, you don't care. Hey everybody! Graves wanted you to know she doesn't care.
• I don't like the way that hand was looking at me.

Grey Talon 5

• The old gotta make way for the young.
• Bro, you're using a bow in the 20th century just pack it up you're done.
• Take a nap, grandpa.
• Try using your bullshit ghost owl now.
• That guy's got some anger issues.

Haze 5

• You're just a government stooge.
• The OSIC are just a bunch of goons with a badge.
• It's bad enough my taxes are spent on dream walking assassins, but they're not even good dream walking assassins.
• Shut down the government pawn.
• I'm not bowing down to the OSIC.

Holliday 5

• Took out the redneck.
• One less pig to deal with.
• You're not in charge, cop.
• Cops are always tryin' to pick on the little guy.
• You're not a servant of the law, you're a maniac cop.

Infernus 5

• Took out Mr. Fancypants.
• You think you're better than me cause you got a vest?
• That's what you get for wearing a fedora.
• The only person that sets fires in my city is me. Unless the Knickerbockers win the championship, then I'm fine with a little public rioting, but in general just me.
• Your bar sucks, Infernus.

Ivy 5

• I knew Ivy was up to no good…
• You ain't special just because everyone loves you, Ivy.
• Killed the crowd favorite.
• Ivy, you're just Carlos Arroyo's pawn.
• I don't buy into the whole "Savior of Spanish Harlem" hype.

Kelvin 5

• Why don't you take your dumb parka and piss off back to the arctic.
• New York's not cold enough for you? What an asshole.
• I got your number, Kelvin.
• That guy likes to pretend he's on some moral high ground but he was happy to take Geist's money.
• You sucked in the arctic, you suck in the city, what are you good at?

Lady Geist 5

• Rich piece of shit.
• I'm glad you're dead, Geist, you're a blight on New York.
• You New York elites can all go to hell.
• I'm tired of people like you looking down on me, Geist.
• You don't look so fancy now, Geist.

Lash 5

• Psh, whatever, Lash…
• "Bear pit champion," man, I bet those fights are rigged.
• You think you're special cause you're chiseled like a Greek god and got a sexy mustache?
• I could look like him if I bothered to go to the gym.
• Lift some more weights, Lash, maybe you'll build up a personality.

McGinnis 5

• You're working for the man, McGinnis.
• This bat smashes Fairfax Industries.
• The Occult Industrial Complex is going down, baby.
• Lady didn't even fight her own battles, she tried to have machines do it for her.
• Don't act like you're blue collar, McGinnis. You were handpicked by Fairfax himself.

Mina 5

• Style over substance.
• I'm not scared of some undead brat.
• Not feeling so cocky now, are you Mina?
• My bat's better than your bat.
• I hope your new clothing line gets panned.

Mirage 5

• Handsome prick.
• You ain't buying Wyoming.
• Mirage, you're just Nashala's sidekick.
• Bodyguard... what are you gonna protect the Djinn from, a 4th grade bully?
• You act like you're some noble guy, Mirage, but I bet there's something wrong with you.

Mo & Krill 5

• Molemen got it easy, try being a goat man.
• There's two of you and you still can't beat me.
• Krill brought his own muscle and he still ain't got shit on me.
• Go back to diggin' holes, boys.
• This city's got a damn mole problem.

Nurse Harrow 5

• Took out Nurse Harrow
• Stay outta my business, you quack.
• That lady creeps me out
• Take your medicine lady.
• Stay down unless you wanna 'nother treatment.

Paige 5

• There ain't no knight to save you in the real world.
• Not the ending you were expecting, huh?
• Think carrying all those books makes you look smart?
• I bet you didn't even read half those books.
• Stick to the library, kid.

Paradox 5

• "Time Thief," please.
• I hope you choke on your dumb ascot.
• I'll leave the blue flower on your headstone.
• What a snob.
• Paradox ain't a woman of the people, she's just someone snooty in a mask.

Pocket 5

• "Daddy tried to kill me," poor baby.
• I hope you choke on your silver spoon, Pocket.
• Ain't no such thing as a good Fairfax.
• You're just as bad as the rest of your family.
• Pocket, don't pretend you're one of us, you're one of them.

Rat King 5

• Monarch my ass.
• Bro, you ain't taking Long Island
• Leave long island alone you bastard
• I ain't letting anything happen to New York, rat king
• I killed the rat king.

Rem 5

• Sorry kid, life's tough.
• Run home to mommy.
• Stay sleepy, half-pint.
• Keep dreamin', Rem.
• I took out the... dream-kid thing.

Seven 5

• You think you got it bad because you were locked up in Lost Whisper? Actually that probably did suck.
• You can't scare me, Seven.
• You think you're special because you got eldritch power? Newsflash buddy, where you think the goat head came from?
• Only difference between you and me is that I never got arrested for doing black magic cause I'm not a moron leanin' over his skis.
• If I bothered to read a dictionary I could sound like your smarmy ass.

Shiv 5

• That all you got, pretty boy?
• Shoulda spent less time on your hair and more time learning how to fight.
• Bat beats knives every time.
• Guys like you make it harder for the rest of us.
• Never trusted the Baxter Society…

Silver 5

• I ain't afraid of the big, bad wolf.
• Keep talking shit Silver, you ain't bad.
• Nice try Silver
• Get your shit together, Silver.
• That won't be the last gutter she blacks out in.

Sinclair 5

• Magic is dumb.
• You don't bring anything to the table, you just steal what someone else brought.
• It's good thing he didn't pull out the ol' cup and ball trick, then I'd really be worried…
• My card was the 3 of clubs, but you never guessed it 'cause you're a fraud.
• Don't you got some kid's birthday party to work?

Solomon 5

• Go back to your checkers or whatever.
• You don't know me, old man.
• Stop acting like you're better than the rest of us Solomon
• Take your bullshit bishops and get outta here
• That's for pulling what you did in the park, Solomon

The Doorman 5

• I hate your stupid hotel.
• I hope The Baroness burns to the ground.
• How 'bout you go stand by a door like a good little lackey.
• What a chump.
• You think holdin' a door open to the rich makes you better than me?

Venator 5

• Hey padre, what's the Latin word for "I just got my ass kicked?"
• Oh oh the Vatican's coming for me now.
• Try explaining that you lost to a guy with a goat head to your superiors.
• Should've prayed harder, Venator.
• I don't know what the hell a venator is but it's dead.

Victor 5

• Get back up, I dare you.
• Put on a damn shirt.
• Stay dead this time.
• Cry about your pain some more, Victor.
• We all got pain, Victor, whaddya want a hot water bottle and a blankie?

Vindicta 5

• You died Vindicta, get over it.
• You think you can just fly around and shoot people with that bullshit gun of yours?
• I ain't getting picked off by you, Vindicta.
• Sniping is some coward shit, Vindicta.
• Not so fun when you're not three blocks away, is it?

Violet 5

• Sorry, Vi.
• Why'd you make me do that, huh?
• Walk it off, Vi, you'll be okay.
• Bat versus brush ain't really fair.
• Violet ain't a problem no more

Viscous 5

• I'll believe The Adversary exists when I see it with my own eyes.
• Tourists ruined New York.
• How about you curl up into that little ball of yours and roll out of town.
• You're too good to share the Cube with me, Viscous?
• I see how it is, you want them to experience the Cube but not us.

Vyper 5

• You're scum, Vyper.
• I've met good criminals. I've met bad criminals. You're just a stupid criminal.
• Vyper's such a sleazebag.
• That lady belongs on Long Island.
• Never trust someone who don't believe in nothin'.

Warden 5

• Look who's going to do whatever mommy and daddy tells him to do.
• Think for yourself, Warden.
• What a weirdo.
• Man, that guy is wound up tight.
• Think you can impose your will on me, Warden?

Wraith 5

• Whatever, Wraith wants to go straight, she's not hard.
• Mob boss? Whatever.
• Called her bluff.
• You ain't better than me, Wraith.
• Take your floating cards and shove em up your ass, Wraith.

Yamato 5

• I don't know what the hell she was talkin' about.
• That lady with the sword was nuts.
• She was tryin' to carve me up…
• I don't need a sword to beat your ass.
• Come at me whenever, Yamato, I'm right here.

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Abrams 7

• Help the big guy. Big stun
• Help Abrams kick their ass. Big stun
• We're going in, boys! Big stun
• That's right, Abrams, keep fighting. Is hard to kill
• You can't stop Abrams. Is hard to kill
• Glad the blue guy's on our side. Is hard to kill
• They took out Abrams! Dies in lane

Apollo 1

• They took out Apollo! Dies in lane

Baba 1

• They took out the Pigeon Lady! Dies in lane

Bebop 7

• Not bad for a tin can. Far hook
• Bebop's pulling them in. Far hook
• Bebop's got one. Far hook
• You're my kind of asshole, Bebop. Uppercut towards boss
• Smart thinking, Bebop. Uppercut towards boss
• That was petty and I love it. Uppercut towards boss
• They took out Bebop! Dies in lane

Calico 1

• They took out Calico! Dies in lane

Celeste 1

• They took out Celeste! Dies in lane

Deadman Danny 1

• They took out Danny! Dies in lane

Drifter 1

• They took out The Drifter! Dies in lane

Dynamo 7

• Dynamo has them. Big blackhole
• Help out Dynamo. Big blackhole
• Black hole! Black hole! Big blackhole
• Looks like higher education is good for something after all. Makes a clutch heal
• Thanks. Makes a clutch heal
• I'll pay you back Professor, I don't wanna owe you nothin'. Makes a clutch heal
• They took out Dynamo! Dies in lane

Graves 1

• They took Graves! Dies in lane

Grey Talon 7

• The old man ain't totally useless. Far shot
• OK maybe you know how to use a bow. Far shot
• I ain't making jokes about the bow no more. Far shot
• Where the hell did that owl come from? Missile stops ultimate
• Grey Talon came through. Missile stops ultimate
• Thanks, Talon. Missile stops ultimate
• They took out Grey Talon! Dies in lane

Haze 7

• Maybe government killing machines aren't so bad Interrupt with finesse
• Now I feel bad calling her a stooge. Interrupt with finesse
• Haze saved my ass. Interrupt with finesse
• So that's where my tax dollars go… Lands a big ultimate
• Glad I pay her salary… Lands a big ultimate
• Tone it down around Haze, got it. Lands a big ultimate
• They took out Haze! Dies in lane

Holliday 7

• I'm using this but I'm not happy about it. Bounce pad
• I pay your salary, Holliday, I can use this. Bounce pad
• Oh God. Bounce pad
• We got to help, Holliday. Lasso victim
• Give Holliday a hand. Lasso victim
• Holliday needs back up. Lasso victim
• They took out Holliday! Dies in lane

Infernus 4

• Nice job, infernus. Burns down objective
• Let's burn it down, baby! Burns down objective
• That didn’t last long. Burns down objective
• They took out Infernus! Dies in lane

Ivy 4

• Thanks, Ivy. Take objective with teather
• Maybe there's something to working with you after all, Ivy. Take objective with teather
• Ivy you're not as bad as I thought. Take objective with teather
• They took out Ivy! Dies in lane

Kelvin 4

• Kelvin really came through. Makes a clutch heal
• I needed that, Kelvin. Makes a clutch heal
• Thanks for the help, Kelvin. Makes a clutch heal
• They took out Kelvin! Dies in lane

Lady Geist 4

• Good god, Geist. See big swap
• That was mean. See big swap
• Don't piss off Geist, got it. See big swap
• They took out Geist! Dies in lane

Lash 4

• Jesus, Lash. See massive stomp
• Lash came from nowhere. See massive stomp
• Lash just messed 'em up. See massive stomp
• They took out Lash! Dies in lane

McGinnis 7

• Good wall. Wall stun kill
• Thanks for setting that up McG. Wall stun kill
• Smart thinking, McGinnis. Wall stun kill
• Great, now I owe Fairfax Industries. Makes a clutch heal
• Maybe McGinnis isn't as bad as I thought. Makes a clutch heal
• Thanks, McGinnis. Makes a clutch heal
• They took out McGinnis! Dies in lane

Mina 1

• They took out Mina! Dies in lane

Mirage 1

• They took out Mirage! Dies in lane

Mo & Krill 4

• Help out the mole! Grab mid enemy ultimate
• Krill has 'em. Grab mid enemy ultimate
• Thanks, Krill. Grab mid enemy ultimate
• They took out Krill! Dies in lane

Nurse Harrow 1

• They took out Nurse Harrow! Dies in lane

Paige 1

• They took out Paige Dies in lane

Paradox 4

• Nnyeh. Swap to boss
• Alright, that was kind of funny. Swap to boss
• Dick move, Paradox. Swap to boss
• They took out Paradox! Dies in lane

Pocket 1

• They took out Pocket! Dies in lane

Rat King 1

• They took out the Rat King! Dies in lane

Rem 1

• They took out Rem! Dies in lane

Seven 4

• Yeah ok, maybe he's as dangerous as they say. Multi kill ultimate
• That was a massacre. Multi kill ultimate
• One guy did all that? Multi kill ultimate
• They took out Seven! Dies in lane

Shiv 7

• He uh, he just stabbed a lot of people. Gets a multi-kill
• Shiv is ventilating those guys. Gets a multi-kill
• Shiv is, uh, enthusiastic about stabbing people. Gets a multi-kill
• They can't stop Shiv. Is hard to kill
• Shiv is a goddamn killing machine. Is hard to kill
• So the pretty boy can fight after all. Is hard to kill
• They took out Shiv! Dies in lane

Silver 1

• They took out Silver! Dies in lane

Sinclair 1

• They took out Sinclair! Dies in lane

Solomon 1

• They took out Solomon! Dies in lane

The Doorman 1

• They took out The Doorman! Dies in lane

Venator 1

• They took out the Venator! Dies in lane

Victor 1

• They took out Victor! Dies in lane

Vindicta 4

• Vindicta took 'em out! Far snipe
• Nice shot, Vindicta. Far snipe
• Not gonna lie that was impressive. Far snipe
• They took out Vindicta! Dies in lane

Violet 1

• They took out Violet! Dies in lane

Viscous 4

• Ok, I'm liking the Cube. Clutch cube
• Thanks, Viscous. Clutch cube
• Yeah this is nice… Clutch cube
• They took out Viscous! Dies in lane

Vyper 1

• They took out Vyper! Dies in lane

Warden 4

• Way to go, Warden. Lands a big ultimate
• Warden gave 'em hell. Lands a big ultimate
• That's what homeschooling does to a kid. Lands a big ultimate
• They took out Warden! Dies in lane

Wraith 1

• They took out Wraith! Dies in lane

Yamato 4

• She stabbed the hell outta 'em. Kills with hook
• Damn, she's fast. Kills with hook
• Glad the 7th Moon's fighting for us. Kills with hook
• They took out Yamato! Dies in lane

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• They got the Rejuvenator! An enemy takes the Rejuvenator
• Need a little help here? Abrams is hard to kill
• BeBop! Bebop: hooked
• Professor's coming in! Dynamo: charges
• Look out for the owl! Grey Talon: see missile
• Try harder, Haze. Haze: kill when invisible

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Using Bashdown 10

• Batter up, baby!
• Swingin'!
• You ain't stoppin' me.
• I gotcha.
• You wanna play?
• laughs
• Leave it to me…
• You're dead.
• Crackin' em open.
• You wanna piece of me?

Using Blasted 10

• Party time!
• Let's party!
• You want the horns, you got it.
• It's go time!
• Let's go!
• Ready to rumble, baby.
• This is how we get it done.
• Goat time!
• I'm blasted, baby.
• WHOOO!

Using Chain Gang 10

• Chained 'em!
• Let's dance…
• The party's here, pal.
• I'll grab 'em.
• Time to get up close and personal.
• Don't go runnin' off on me…
• Show me what ya got.
• Let's see who's still standin'.
• I don't back down from a fight…
• Kill me if you can!

Using Bashdown at low health 5

• I'll go down swingin'…
• I ain't givin' up.
• You ain't winnin'.
• I'll take you with me.
• You wanna play?

Using Blasted at low health 5

• I ain't stoppin'.
• They can't slow me down…
• Just need a pick me up…
• This'll work out fine…
• Need a little liquid courage…

Using Chain Gang at low health 5

• You wanna go?
• Where ya think you're going?
• I ain't finished with you.
• This ends when I say it ends…
• I'll take care of 'em.

Upgrading Bashdown 10

• Ain't no problem a bat can't solve.
• I'll cave in their skulls.
• Can't wait to swing this baby.
• Not many problems a bat can't solve.
• Ready to play a pickup game with their head.
• I ain't a baseball guy so much as a bat guy.
• Time to smash the machine.
• Let's see 'em look at me sideways now.
• They look at me funny and I'm takin' skulls.
• Ready to start a riot.

Upgrading Rising Ram 10

• Don't gotta over think it, just charge in.
• I'll gore 'em.
• I'll run 'em down.
• First I knock 'em up then I knock 'em down.
• Almost time for the runnin' of the goat.
• I used to do this in circle pits before venues started being babies.
• Goat horns get zero respect in this city, it's all Ixian this, ram horns that.
• They better run if they know what's good for 'em.
• And ma said this head was good for nothin'.
• It ain't why I turned my head into a goat, but it's a helluva perk.

Upgrading Blasted 10

• Who's ready to party?
• Ready to get this party started.
• You got no idea how much beer I can fit in this jacket.
• Drink for me, bat for them, it's a match made in heaven.
• Smash the bottle, smash their heads, smash the ritual.
• Open container laws are bullshit.
• Who's ready to throw down?
• I ain't runnin' from a fight.
• Time to pick a fight.
• I'm gonna tear it all down.

Upgrading Chain Gang 10

• They ain't gonna get very far.
• Let's chain 'em up.
• When they think they’re getting away I'll pull 'em back in.
• Ready to make some new friends and kill 'em.
• I got enough chain for all of 'em.
• If they wanna mess with The Goat they're gonna regret it.
• I don't got time to be scared when I use this.
• Pop this bad boy when I'm making my move.
• Ready to go in there and give 'em hell.
• Time to get a little nuts.

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Using Refresher 3

• Refreshing.
• Power's back.
• Time to chain 'em up.

Using Colossus 3

• Colossus!
• I'm about to smash in their skulls.
• You wanna mess with me, buddy?

Using Curse 3

• Curse!
• I'll curse 'em!
• They're about to be cursed.

Using Decay 3

• Decay!
• They ain't gonna be feelin' good in a second.
• This'll slow their healing.

Using Echo Shard 3

• Echo shard!
• Ready to do it again.
• You want some more of that?

Using Cold Front 3

• Ice blast.
• Cold front.
• Sending ice.

Using Metal Skin 3

• Metal skin!
• Their bullets won't do shit.
• I ain't getting shot.

Using Phantom Strike 3

• Phantom Strike!
• Teleporting in.
• Moving in.

Using Shadow Weave 3

• Shadow Weave…
• They ain't seein' me.
• How do you think I get away from the cops so much…

Using Silencer 3

• I'll silence 'em.
• They won't be using their powers for much longer.
• I'll shut down their magic.

Using Tech Purge 3

• Purging.
• Shaking it off.
• I ain't getting hindered.

Using Unstoppable 3

• I'm unstoppable, baby!
• You think I give a shit about your magic?
• Buddy, there ain't nothing you can do to me.

Using Vampiric Burst 3

• Vampiric Burst!
• Ready to go all out.
• Time to tear 'em up.

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• Gotta train my powers. Unspent ability points
• Those assholes could be anywhere. Warning
• Oh, you went melee, Abrams - real original, pal. Ability line
• Shit that was close. Close call
• Way to not suck. Congratulating
• They tried to hold us down, but they ain't got what it takes. Happy

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• Slam's almost ready. Bashdown almost ready
• Abrams's above us! Abrams above
• Slam's on cooldown. Bashdown not ready
• Let's take out Apollo. Attack Apollo
• Charge is almost ready. Rising Ram almost ready
• Let's take out the Pigeon Lady. Attack Baba

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