Dynamo voice lines

When picked 10

• Grading can wait…
• Looks like I'll have to cancel class this afternoon…
• Oh I wouldn't miss this for the world…
• One day, my body will be returned to me…
• Let me collect my extremities and I'll be right there.
• Well then, it looks like we have work to do…
• And here I was thinking I would be reviewing term papers all day…
• Time for a little field work.
• Oh this is going to be exciting!
• Splendid!

When swapped out 10

• Whew, I was worried I'd miss the faculty meeting…
• Another time then…
• Stay safe out there…
• Be careful, strange things are afoot.
• Enjoy the eclipse!
• Sorry I can't join you, maybe next time..
• Maybe I'll see you in the field.
• Do be safe out there!
• I'm going to take that no as a strong maybe.
• I wish I could help, but I'm downing in term papers.

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Dynamo and Abrams

1. Abrams You ready for this Professor?
2. Dynamo Mr. Abrams, if you think this is the first fight I've been in you've never played pinochle in Bristol.

Dynamo and Apollo

1. Dynamo How do you like Blackmore?
2. Apollo It's a good school. The teachers are competent and the student body well-connected.
3. Dynamo You're in high school - shouldn't you worry about prom not how connected your classmates are?
4. Apollo Prom doesn’t further my goals.
5. Dynamo So are you pragmatic or a sociopath?
6. Apollo I have my whole life to make memories. But my prime is right now and I can't waste it.

Dynamo and Bebop

1. Bebop So who made you?
2. Dynamo Oh, I wasn't made - my body just was obliterated by an astral gate.
3. Bebop Shame, thought I found a kindred spirit.
4. Dynamo Listen, we're both just a couple floating souls in iron bodies I think there's plenty of common ground.
5. Bebop Suppose you're right.

Dynamo and Billy

1. Billy College is a scam.
2. Dynamo It most certainly is not.
3. Billy Yeah, what do you teach?
4. Dynamo Occult metaphysics.
5. Billy Yeah, and what do I do with that degree?
6. Dynamo Become an occult metaphysicist.
7. Billy That 's not a real job.

Dynamo and Calico

1. Calico Professor, you've spent time at the Black Chateau correct?
2. Dynamo How do you know that?
3. Calico It's my job to keep abreast of interesting people.
4. Dynamo I'm not that interesting.
5. Calico I disagree.
6. Dynamo Well that's rather unnerving now isn't it?

Dynamo and Celeste

1. Dynamo Stay close to me Celeste, I'll keep you safe
2. Celeste Very chivalrous Professor, hope the other guys are taking notes.
3. Dynamo You are too kind.

Dynamo and Drifter

1. Drifter See you got yourself a wedding ring, Professor.
2. Dynamo That's right.
3. Drifter What's her name.
4. Dynamo Marla.
5. Drifter Pretty name. You love her?
6. Dynamo I'd die for her.
7. Drifter No professor, fail today and she'll die for you.

Dynamo and Graves

1. Graves Please don't give me an inspiring teacher talk on my potential.
2. Dynamo Fair enough, but if you ever change your mind I have a great one ready to go.
3. Graves Sounds good.

Dynamo and Grey Talon

1. Dynamo I don't want to intrude-
2. Grey Talon Then don't.

Dynamo and Haze

1. Haze Marlowe wanted me to tell you that the offer still stands.
2. Dynamo For a moment I thought you said Marla and I got terribly confused.
3. Haze It's a good offer.
4. Dynamo I'm quite happy in the private sector.
5. Haze You change your mind let me know.

Dynamo and Holliday

1. Dynamo I'm glad you're here sheriff, if The Troubadour is in New York - the city is going to need your expertise.
2. Holliday Yeah, well I hope local law enforcement feels the same way…

Dynamo and Infernus

1. Infernus I'd buy you a drink when this is all over but…
2. Dynamo No mouth. I get it.

Dynamo and Ivy

1. Ivy It's nice to meet you Professor, Sophia speaks very highly of you.
2. Dynamo That's kind of you to say.
3. Ivy It's just the truth.

Dynamo and Kelvin

1. Kelvin Haven't seen you since the Black Chateau.
2. Dynamo Well, you've been a little busy being dead.
3. Kelvin It certainly does cut down on socializing.
4. Dynamo It's great to see you again Kelvin.

Dynamo and Lady Geist

1. Lady Geist May I have a word professor?
2. Dynamo Of course
3. Lady Geist Your sport coat is wretched
4. Dynamo Not sure what to do with that
5. Lady Geist Find dignity and a halfway decent tailor
6. Dynamo I'll see what I can do.

Dynamo and Lash

1. Lash If Columbia ever needs an adjunct professor to teach a course in being amazing, The Lash is happy to oblige.
2. Dynamo I'm shocked you know what an adjunct is.
3. Lash Don't underestimate The Lash professor… it never works out.

Dynamo and McGinnis

1. McGinnis How's that body working out for you?
2. Dynamo Splendid all things considered.
3. McGinnis Well, if you ever want an upgrade or something give me a call.
4. Dynamo I appreciate the offer Miss McGinnis, but hopefully after today your services won't be needed.

Dynamo and Mina

1. Mina Professor, if your so smart, why are you a teacher instead of making real money?
2. Dynamo Because some things are more important than money.
3. Mina HA!

Dynamo and Mirage

1. Dynamo I have wanted to speak to a djinn for quite some time, I imagine they are a fascinating people.
2. Mirage They're people. Some are fascinating, some are…are…
3. Dynamo banal?
4. Mirage What does that word mean?
5. Dynamo It’s a fancy way of saying boring.
6. Mirage No. That's not it. What do you say when someone is cruel as child would be
7. Dynamo Asshole.
8. Mirage Yes! Asshole. Some are fascinating. Some are assholes.

Dynamo and Mo & Krill

1. Mo & Krill Professor, you teach at Columbia yes?
2. Dynamo That's right
3. Mo & Krill I don't suppose you have any connections in the art department. Mo was hoping to audit a pottery class.
4. Dynamo Sadly I don't.
5. Mo & Krill Ah well, I guess we'll fall back on the original plan of threatening someone in the admissions office
6. Dynamo You know what, actually I do think there is someone I can talk to
7. Mo & Krill You've made his day Professor, thank you

Dynamo and Paradox

1. Dynamo So how does time manipulation work?
2. Paradox I have no idea.
3. Dynamo That's not particularly helpful.
4. Paradox It's almost like I don't give away secrets for free.

Dynamo and Pocket

1. Dynamo After the ritual, I don't suppose I could take a look at that case?
2. Pocket I'm afraid not
3. Dynamo While disappointed, I respect your decision.

Dynamo and Rem

1. Dynamo Why hello there, I'm professor Dynamo.
2. Rem I'm Rem.
3. Dynamo I have so many questions for you Rem.
4. Rem Good questions or stupid questions?
5. Dynamo There's no such thing as stupid questions.
6. Rem I don't know, I bet that I could come with a couple. Like, is the sky made of peanut butter, can you make a desk out of pillows, how do you find the area of a triangle…
7. Dynamo The sky is not made of peanut butter, while technically possible a desk made solely out of pillows would not be structurally sound, and 1/2 the base times the height.
8. Rem Are you god?

Dynamo and Seven

1. Seven I don't understand you, professor… you've been bestowed a great gift, and you're willing to throw it all away for nothing.
2. Dynamo Easy words to say when you've never loved someone.
3. Seven No. Easy words to say when you have.

Dynamo and Shiv

1. Shiv Hold 'em for me Professor, and I'll take care of the rest.
2. Dynamo Sounds like a plan.

Dynamo and Silver

1. Silver Well don't you look smart and intellectual?
2. Dynamo I can't tell if you're saying that as a compliment or an insult.
3. Silver I haven't made up my mind yet.

Dynamo and The Doorman

1. The Doorman Professor, a little birdy told me you have an anniversary coming up.
2. Dynamo Indeed! I figure getting my body back is the best thing I could give her.
3. The Doorman Thoughtful in the extreme.

Dynamo and Venator

1. Dynamo You know Father, I believe I spoke with one of your colleagues a few years ago at The Black Chateau.
2. Venator Ah. Father Julian.
3. Dynamo Yes. How is he doing?
4. Venator Possessed currently, but you know Julian.
5. Dynamo Well I hope that ends well for him.

Dynamo and Victor

1. Victor A word of warning professor, I tend to find myself in the thick of things.
2. Dynamo Not a problem - nothing makes my life harder than people running away from the fight
3. Victor I think we're gonna get along just fine.

Dynamo and Vindicta

1. Vindicta Hold them in place Professor, and leave the rest to me.
2. Dynamo That sound's rather ominous and I'm ok not asking questions

Dynamo and Viscous

1. Dynamo Well aren't you a fascinating creature…
2. Viscous I think so.
3. Dynamo When the ritual is over I'd love to pick your brain.
4. Viscous Please don't stab my face
5. Dynamo Oh! It's an expression, it means to ask questions.
6. Viscous Oh, that sounds more fun. OK!

Dynamo and Vyper

1. Vyper Hey Professor, can I audit one of your classes/?
2. Dynamo I didn’t think you'd be interested in metaphysics
3. Vyper I'm not I want to move product to your students.
4. Dynamo No.
5. Vyper Totally get it, just wanted to be respectful.

Dynamo and Wraith

1. Dynamo I couldn't help but overhear one of my students mention that she frequents your establishment.
2. Wraith This may surprise you Professor, but college kids like to have fun.
3. Dynamo Indeed they do. They also don't have fully formed brains, and if I find out you are taking advantage of that I will it take it personally.
4. Wraith Ok dad.
5. Dynamo Tred carefully Wraith.

Dynamo and Yamato

1. Yamato Speaks Japanese
2. Dynamo Yes.
3. Yamato Speaks Japanese
4. Dynamo Sounds good.
5. Yamato Speaks Japanese
6. Dynamo We got this.

Dynamo and Abrams

1. Abrams Stay close to me Professor, I'll keep you safe.
2. Dynamo Detective, I was about to say the same thing to you.

Dynamo and Apollo

1. Apollo I've heard you're a good teacher.
2. Dynamo I'd like to think I am.
3. Apollo Do you have any advice?
4. Dynamo Well this is a pleasant surprise -most teenagers I've met think they know everything.
5. Apollo Most teenagers are morons. I value experience.
6. Dynamo Then stay close to me…I think you'll pick up a thing or two.

Dynamo and Bebop

1. Bebop Don't worry professor, if anyone escapes your black hole I'll be sure to pull 'em back in
2. Dynamo Bebop; you are gentleman and I appreciate you.

Dynamo and Billy

1. Billy You think you're smarter than me because you teach at Columbia?
2. Dynamo Me being smarter than you has nothing to do about where I teach. But to be clear, just because I have progressed more academically, doesn’t mean that I have more common sense than you, as evidenced by my current condition.
3. Billy I'm trying to decide if that's insulting or not.
4. Dynamo Billy, I'm saying I'm smarter, not better. But if you want to have a math off, I'm sure that I can get someone to proctor it.
5. Billy Nah, we're good.

Dynamo and Calico

1. Calico Your wife's name is Marla, correct?
2. Dynamo Why do you know my wife's name.
3. Calico You don't need to worry about that now, we have bigger problems.
4. Dynamo Don't tell me what I need to worry about.
5. Calico She's safe, Professor. Trust me.

Dynamo and Celeste

1. Celeste What your doing is very romantic Professor, but I'm pretty sure your wife is more concerned with you being safe than she is about the state of your body.
2. Dynamo I'm sure she would say that.
3. Celeste But?
4. Dynamo It's been years. She deserves a husband with a heart she can feel and a face she can see light up when she walks in the room.

Dynamo and Drifter

1. Dynamo When I open the black hole, I'll be exposed.
2. Drifter Don't worry about me not capitalizing professor… there's few things I like more than helpless victim.

Dynamo and Graves

1. Dynamo I didn't think Blackmore was on break.
2. Graves It's not.
3. Dynamo You're skipping class?
4. Graves This seemed a little more important.

Dynamo and Grey Talon

1. Grey Talon You have courage professor
2. Dynamo No more than most
3. Grey Talon A lot more than most. You endured something horrible and yet you live your life like it's going to be ok.
4. Dynamo It was either that or give into despair, and that's not really an option is it?
5. Grey Talon I wish I could be like you.

Dynamo and Haze

1. Dynamo So you're in the Sandman Division.
2. Haze Yes.
3. Dynamo Are there a lot of you?
4. Haze Enough that we call ourselves a division.
5. Dynamo That's a rather unsettling idea.
6. Haze We like it that way.

Dynamo and Holliday

1. Dynamo Sheriff I do my best to be precise but sometimes even I miscalculate the area of a blackhole. If you would be so kind-
2. Holliday I'm happy to drag back anyone you miss.
3. Dynamo I thank you in advance.

Dynamo and Infernus

1. Dynamo May I ask a favor Infernus?
2. Infernus Sure. We survive this I figure I'll owe you one.
3. Dynamo I was thinking of buying a hat and I would love it if you'd join me at the haberdashery.
4. Infernus Professor, you don't gotta waste a favor on that, I got you.

Dynamo and Ivy

1. Dynamo You're Sophia Arroyo's sister, right?
2. Ivy Yeah, everything ok?
3. Dynamo Ok-ish. She's a great student, but lately she's been falling asleep in class. She says she's been pulling long shifts at her job and it's wearing her out.
4. Ivy I didn't even know Sophia had a job.
5. Dynamo Well, if you could talk to her I think it'd do a world of good
6. Ivy I will, thanks.

Dynamo and Kelvin

1. Kelvin This story writes itself: two men of science fighting to get our lives back.
2. Dynamo Today will be a day to remember, my friend.
3. Kelvin Indeed it will.

Dynamo and Lady Geist

1. Dynamo That binding ward is looking in rough shape
2. Lady Geist A fact that I'm keenly aware of.
3. Dynamo I would have that looked at soon.
4. Lady Geist Thank you for your concern professor.

Dynamo and Lash

1. Lash So how long you been with the ol' ball and chain.
2. Dynamo Don't talk about Marla like that.
3. Lash Just making conversation.
4. Dynamo And I'm just telling you to respect my wife.

Dynamo and McGinnis

1. Dynamo Have you ever considered being an adjunct professor?
2. McGinnis No, I'd make a really bad teacher.
3. Dynamo Why do you think that?
4. McGinnis I don't know how I do what I do, it just comes naturally… if I tried to teach someone it would probably boil down to me saying "try it again, but don't suck this time"
5. Dynamo Good god, you'd be the Lash of academia.
6. McGinnis You say it like that, I kind of wanna give it a try.

Dynamo and Mina

1. Dynamo Mina, one of my colleagues has a course on The Vampire Nation, I don't suppose I could put you two in touch.
2. Mina Oh, so I can be a guest speaker or something like that?
3. Dynamo Exactly.
4. Mina Yeah that's not happening.

Dynamo and Mirage

1. Mirage Professor, would you be willing to give Nashala and I a tour of Columbia?
2. Dynamo It would be my pleasure.
3. Mirage Thank you.

Dynamo and Mo & Krill

1. Dynamo Mo. Krill. If we get our timing down I am confident that we can make their lives a living hell.
2. Mo & Krill We will endeavor not to grab someone in your black hole.
3. Dynamo And I'll try not to drop a black hole on someone you grabbed.

Dynamo and Paradox

1. Dynamo I am absolutely fascinated by your organization Paradox
2. Paradox Thank you very much Professor.
3. Dynamo I took Marla to the last pop-up, truly wonderful things to behold.
4. Paradox I think you'll enjoy our next event, I'll make sure you get in.
5. Dynamo I can't wait.

Dynamo and Pocket

1. Pocket Are you still friends with my father?
2. Dynamo These days "friends" might be pushing it, but I'd say he has warm nostalgia for me
3. Pocket He's not a good man.
4. Dynamo He's a complicated man. There's a difference.
5. Pocket Not to me.

Dynamo and Rem

1. Rem Can I be your class pet?
2. Dynamo In college we don't have class pets.
3. Rem College sounds pretty stupid.

Dynamo and Seven

1. Seven I'm a fan of your work Professor.
2. Dynamo I am flattered and horrified in equal measure
3. Seven Your research into the Astral Gates paved the way for my own. In my rare moments of doubt, sometimes I even wonder if I would have became the man I am were it not for you.
4. Dynamo and now I'm just horrified.

Dynamo and Shiv

1. Shiv You got the stomach for this professor?
2. Dynamo If you think academics lack willpower you are sorely mistaken.
3. Shiv I hope so.

Dynamo and Silver

1. Dynamo Lycanthropy is a fascinating condition.
2. Silver It's less fascinating when it's your life.
3. Dynamo Oh, I didn’t mean to be rude…
4. Silver And yet you were.

Dynamo and The Doorman

1. Dynamo I just wanted to let you know, that when I could still eat food one of my favorite places to go was Sunday brunch at The Baroness.
2. The Doorman I will be sure to let Jacques know, it will make his day.

Dynamo and Venator

1. Dynamo Father, one of my colleagues at Columbia was looking to find a guest speaker for his unit on Faustian Bargains. Would you be willing to give him a call?
2. Venator You need to have a class to explain to people that making a deal with the devil is a bad idea?
3. Dynamo It's a very popular course.
4. Venator Higher education has failed.

Dynamo and Victor

1. Victor Professor, where do you teach?
2. Dynamo Columbia.
3. Victor Do they have a medical program?
4. Dynamo Oh VP and S is one of the oldest medical schools in the country.
5. Victor Where do they get their cadavers.
6. Dynamo This conversation has taken a turn.
7. Victor Where.
8. Dynamo Ya know, I have never had a need to find out but assuming we survive the ritual I would be happy to ask.

Dynamo and Vindicta

1. Dynamo You know I have a friend in the history department that would be over the moon if he got to meet you
2. Vindicta I'm not a prop for show and tell
3. Dynamo You are not and I am sorry to offend you.

Dynamo and Viscous

1. Viscous What happened to your body?
2. Dynamo Obliterated in an astral gate.
3. Viscous That sounds upsetting.
4. Dynamo I do not recommend it.

Dynamo and Vyper

1. Dynamo It's not too late to turn your life around Vyper.
2. Vyper No, it really is.

Dynamo and Wraith

1. Wraith I don't suppose you're a gambling man Professor?
2. Dynamo Marla and I have been known to make bridge night a little more interesting.
3. Wraith Not a poker guy?
4. Dynamo I prefer working with people, not lying to them.

Dynamo and Yamato

1. Yamato Speaks Japanese
2. Dynamo I'm going to assume that's a compliment
3. Yamato It wasn't.

Dynamo and Abrams

1. Dynamo I don't suppose I could take a look at that tome when all of this is over.
2. Abrams Professor, if things go our way there won't be a tome for you to look at.

Dynamo and Apollo

1. Dynamo When I pick them up in a black hole, that's your chance to finish them off
2. Apollo Not very sporting.
3. Dynamo I agree, but the stakes are too high.

Dynamo and Bebop

1. Dynamo You know you seem remarkably polite for a pit fighter.
2. Bebop Miss Shelly stresses the importance of etiquette
3. Dynamo Who's that.
4. Bebop My creator. Very kind woman.
5. Dynamo Well she should be proud of her son
6. Bebop I like to think she is.

Dynamo and Billy

1. Billy You look like someone who thinks that they're too good to drink wine of out a plastic bag.
2. Dynamo I look like someone who can’t drink at all.
3. Billy Shut up robot.
4. Dynamo Not a robot.
5. Billy I don't care.

Dynamo and Calico

1. Dynamo Calico is a fairly unique name
2. Calico Yes, I'm exactly who you think I am. No I don't feel bad about leaving the Baxter Society. Killing people for money is insanely lucrative. I sleep well at night. Her name is Ava.
3. Dynamo That…. That pretty much covers everything.
4. Calico Very good.

Dynamo and Celeste

1. Celeste Judging by the looks of some of the other people helping out the patron, I'm glad I'm with you.
2. Dynamo Some definitely appear more welcoming than others.
3. Celeste Us well adjusted people need to stick together.
4. Dynamo Agreed.

Dynamo and Drifter

1. Dynamo I'll help satiate your hunger drifter.
2. Drifter Mighty kind of you offering up your students like that, I appreciate it.
3. Dynamo No! Jesus, I'll heal you in combat.
4. Drifter Significantly less entertaining, but still appreciated.

Dynamo and Graves

1. Dynamo Have you given any thought to college?
2. Graves I kinda just want to focus on necromancy right now.
3. Dynamo Why not go to law school, you can always do necromancy as a hobby.
4. Graves Are you a friend of my parents?
5. Dynamo Define friend.
6. Graves Oh for gods sake…

Dynamo and Grey Talon

1. Grey Talon Have you been to Ixia professor?
2. Dynamo I won't lie - after what happened to my body I decided to stay clear of Astral Gates, but I hear that South Ixia is beautiful.
3. Grey Talon It is.
4. Dynamo Maybe when this is over we could takes the wives on a couples trip.
5. Grey Talon I don't think so, but thank you for the offer.

Dynamo and Haze

1. Dynamo Once I open the blackhole I'm going to be pretty exposed.
2. Haze Don't worry professor, I'll do what I can to capitalize on the opportunity.
3. Dynamo I'm not worried about you capitalizing on the opportunity, I'm worried about dying in the process.
4. Haze Your survival may not be a top priority, but it is still a priority.
5. Dynamo Great…

Dynamo and Holliday

1. Dynamo I read about what happened in Macomb. Absolutely ghoulish.
2. Holliday I really don't want to talk about it.
3. Dynamo Understandable. I just - I just hope you catch whoever's responsible.
4. Holliday I'm not going to catch him. I'm going to kill him.

Dynamo and Infernus

1. Dynamo You don't seem particularly nervous
2. Infernus Not my first time lighting things on fire.
3. Dynamo That's good. I think.

Dynamo and Ivy

1. Dynamo So Ivy, how long have you been a vigilante.
2. Ivy Oh, my whole life. It was a calling, but with Mendoza gone I think I'm ready to find a career.
3. Dynamo Well, if we survive and you need a reference, let me know.
4. Ivy Thanks Professor.

Dynamo and Kelvin

1. Kelvin How's Marla doing?
2. Dynamo Good. Our anniversary's coming up.
3. Kelvin Wonderful! How long?
4. Dynamo 31 years.
5. Kelvin You picked out a gift yet?
6. Dynamo Well, I'm hoping my body. But if not, I've got an eye on some books.
7. Kelvin You won't have to settle, Professor. We'll win this day.

Dynamo and Lady Geist

1. Lady Geist You seem preoccupied professor
2. Dynamo Just thinking about my wife
3. Lady Geist Is she alive?
4. Dynamo Yes. And very patient. hopefully after the ritual that patience will be rewarded.

Dynamo and Lash

1. Lash What's the first thing you're gonna do once The Lash gets you your body back.
2. Dynamo I believe you mean "The Patron", but to answer your question: give Marla a hug and not let go for about 3 months.

Dynamo and McGinnis

1. McGinnis Neat gun.
2. Dynamo Thanks, I designed it myself.
3. McGinnis Did you patent it?
4. Dynamo Oh no, why do you ask?
5. McGinnis No reason.

Dynamo and Mina

1. Mina Professor, you're married right?
2. Dynamo That I am.
3. Mina Then stop embarrassing your wife and buy a halfway decent jacket.
4. Dynamo Marla loves this thing.
5. Mina She's lying to you.

Dynamo and Mirage

1. Dynamo What's your favorite part of New York that you've seen?
2. Mirage We haven't had the opportunity to do much sightseeing, but the library was stunning.
3. Dynamo One of my favorite places to go think.
4. Mirage I can see why.

Dynamo and Mo & Krill

1. Dynamo Gentlemen, you're both well connected individuals right?
2. Mo & Krill We have lived quite the life, yes.
3. Dynamo My anniversary is coming up and I was really hoping to get Marla something special.
4. Mo & Krill What are you thinking? Jewels, fine art, Ixian trinkets?
5. Dynamo She's a big reader so I was thinking a rare book.
6. Mo & Krill My friend, what if I told you I knew someone looking to move a first edition Don Quixote
7. Dynamo I would be very excited, then remind you that I have a teacher's salary.
8. Mo & Krill That does make it a challenge, but one I gladly accept. I will find you options.

Dynamo and Paradox

1. Dynamo Can I ask you a question?
2. Paradox Sure.
3. Dynamo Why do keep stealing things? Don't you have enough?
4. Paradox Why do you keep reading books? Haven't you read enough?
5. Dynamo Point taken.

Dynamo and Pocket

1. Dynamo You should have told me you were alive, Arin.
2. Pocket Why's that.
3. Dynamo I'm your godfather, I would have helped you.
4. Pocket I'm sorry, I just… I wasn't sure who I could trust.
5. Dynamo Well at least I'm here now.

Dynamo and Rem

1. Rem Professor Dynamo, you seem smart, is it true that adults don't take naps?
2. Dynamo Some do, some don't.
3. Rem That's dumb, everyone should nap.
4. Dynamo I imagine everyone would be less cranky if they did, Rem.

Dynamo and Seven

1. Dynamo I'm sure it's a touchy subject, but I simply must know how you stopped your soul from being obliterated
2. Seven I mean no disrespect Professor, but some things may be beyond you.
3. Dynamo Many things are, but if I let that stop me from trying to learn I wouldn't be.. Well I probably would still have my body.
4. Seven Hm. Perhaps we're cut from the same cloth.
5. Dynamo Let's not go that far.
6. Seven I'll consider your request, Professor.

Dynamo and Shiv

1. Dynamo Stay close to me Shiv, I'll do my best to keep you in the fight
2. Shiv Professor, you couldn't keep me out of the fight.

Dynamo and Silver

1. Silver What’s it like being stuck in that contraption of yours?
2. Dynamo Well, if I loved it, I probably wouldn’t be here risking my life.

Dynamo and The Doorman

1. The Doorman Most men would be terrified at what we're about to face, yet you seem remarkably composed.
2. Dynamo Not having a face helps hide the terror.
3. The Doorman Ah.

Dynamo and Venator

1. Venator Stay close to me professor, I'll keep you safe.
2. Dynamo And I will be happy to return the favor, Venator.

Dynamo and Victor

1. Dynamo You're looking focused, Victor.
2. Victor I'm ready to destroy my body in order to win.
3. Dynamo OK, well let's not do that. How about I try to stay close to you so you can stay on your feet.
4. Victor That's probably wiser.
5. Dynamo Yeah.

Dynamo and Vindicta

1. Vindicta You're a professor at Columbia, yes?
2. Dynamo Indeed I am
3. Vindicta Isn't that where John Hathorne will be speaking soon?
4. Dynamo Regrettably.
5. Vindicta If the ritual fails, we'll be speaking later.
6. Dynamo Okay…

Dynamo and Viscous

1. Dynamo So this adversary…
2. Viscous Is dangerous. And it's only a matter of time before he tires of The Deep and comes for you on land.

Dynamo and Vyper

1. Vyper Listen, I'm not tryin' to make this weird or anything but you smell like key lime pie.
2. Dynamo Marla made me one for our anniversary.
3. Vyper Oh my god, that’s like the sweetest thing ever. Next question; she knows that you don't have a mouth so you can't eat the pie, right?
4. Dynamo It's the gesture that counts.

Dynamo and Wraith

1. Dynamo Wraith, you're a killer, right?
2. Wraith I mean I've killed people but it's not like a recreational thing for me.
3. Dynamo So yes. Anyway: a professional question for you -
4. Wraith again, not a professional
5. Dynamo In your line of work do people end up dead
6. Wraith Oh yeah
7. Dynamo Because of you.
8. Wraith I am often adjacent, yes.
9. Dynamo Then close enough. The point is if I hold someone in a black hole are you ok with shooting them.
10. Wraith Honey, I got you covered don't worry.

Dynamo and Yamato

1. Dynamo Forgive my ignorance Yamato, but is that sword an heirloom?
2. Yamato It is.
3. Dynamo How old?
4. Yamato Very.
5. Dynamo Can you elaborate?
6. Yamato No.

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Ending someone's streak 1

• Glad I put a stop to that…

Any kill 10

• Apologies.
• They're down!
• I got one!
• I took 'em out!
• I'm doing rather well, aren't I…
• happy/surprised noise
• Whew, I'm still standing…
• Just need to keep this up…
• I can't let you stop us!
• Things are lookin' up…

Killing a rich enemy 1

• Did you see that!?

On a big kill streak 3

• I think the class would be impressed. Or terrified. Probably terrified.
• No one will stop me from getting my body back!
• Let's see the provost cut funding now…

On a kill streak 3

• I feel like I can do anything!
• Feel free to give up.
• I am surprisingly good at killing people…

Starting a kill streak 5

• This is going pretty good…
• Alright I think I'm getting the hang of this…
• This is my lucky day…
• Well this is going swimmingly…
• Turns out morality IS subjective…

Kill team blackhole 3

• Textbook.
• I'm telling the class all about that on Monday.
• Impressive work everyone.

Melee kill 5

• Sorry!
• It wasn't personal…
• I hope I didn't rip my jacket again, Marla just sewed it…
• You brought that on yourself…
• This takes me back to undergrad..

Revenge kill 1

• I'm not gonna let you push me around!

Abrams 5

• Took out the Detective…
• Sorry, Detective…
• Hope he didn't have any friends on the force…
• That was a very large man…
• Can't believe I took down Abrams…

Apollo 5

• I need to have words with those teachers at Blackmore.
• Stay in school, Apollo.
• That young man has potential.
• I took out Apollo.
• I feel like that may have repercussions.

Bebop 5

• So long, Bebop…
• Took care of the scrap golem!
• Not your day, Bebop…
• The golem's been dealt with…
• Better luck next time, Bebop….

Billy 5

• Being angry isn’t the same thing as being interesting.
• I stopped Billy.
• That was one angry goat.
• He’s a terrible role model.
• His parents really let him down.

Calico 5

• Calico's been handled.
• Sorry, Calico, I promised Marla I'd come home safe.
• A world class assassin tried to kill me, I am simultaneously flattered and horrified.
• Get away from me, Calico!
• Took down Calico!

Celeste 5

• What a performer.
• I killed a unicorn and I feel terrible about it.
• Celeste is out of commission.
• I stopped the unicorn.
• Well, at least she had a positive attitude.

Drifter 5

• That thing was evil.
• The Drifter's dead
• I took down Drifter.
• Leave my friends alone.
• You’re a monster Drifter.

Graves 5

• Good god, is that a lich hand?
• High school has changed a lot from when I was a teenager.
• What the hell are they teaching at Blackmore.
• I took out the necromancer.
• Don’t play with the dead, Graves.

Grey Talon 5

• Stopped Grey Talon…
• Vengeance will only get you so far, Grey Talon…
• Took down their archer!
• That could have gone very poorly…
• Grey Talon's dead!

Haze 6

• She's probably going to want revenge isn't she…
• My students will not believe that I took out a Sandman.
• And now I've picked a fight with the OSIC… great.
• Stopped Haze!
• Took down their assassin!
• When I got into education I did not expect to be fighting the us government.

Holliday 5

• Stopped Holliday!
• Welcome to New York, sheriff.
• I am so sorry, Sheriff…
• Nothing personal, Holliday…
• My friends don't appreciate being dragged around by you…

Infernus 5

• Infernus is dead…
• Not a fan of being immolated…
• And that my friends, is how we snuff out a fire.
• I hope my jacket isn't singed too badly…
• Dealt with Infernus!

Ivy 5

• Sorry, Ivy!
• I'll be sure to give my condolences to Sophia, Ivy…
• I assure you, Ivy, your behavior will not impact my grading of Sophia Arroyo.
• Stopped the gargoyle!
• Gargoyle's down!

Kelvin 5

• Kelvin, you are a man after my own heart, and I am so sorry I had to do that…
• It's an awkward time to say this, Kelvin, but I love your book.
• Even when he's fighting you, that guy is just so classy…
• Best of luck next time, Kelvin.
• I took out Kelvin!

Lady Geist 5

• That was one evil woman…
• The world's a little safer without you in it, Geist…
• She'll be back, and she'll be pissed…
• I took down Geist!
• That's one way to deal with the Oathkeeper problem…

Lash 5

• A little humility would do you good, Lash.
• Humbled Lash.
• Pride always comes before the fall, Lash.
• You sir, are an egomaniac.
• Lash: you need to learn to be a little nicer.

McGinnis 5

• McGinnis you are letting a brilliant mind go to waste…
• You don't need Fairfax, McGinnis!
• Took down the engineer!
• Never was a fan of the Occult Industrial Complex…
• Did Fairfax put you up to this, McGinnis?

Mina 5

• Mina, you don’t know as much as you think you do.
• That young lady is casually cruel.
• I handled the vampire.
• Respect your elders, Mina.
• Mina’s down.

Mirage 5

• Stopped Mirage!
• Mirage is down!
• That could have gone worse…
• Mirage is tough to bring down…
• Tough fight.

Mo & Krill 5

• Mo and Krill are down!
• Stopped the tunnel rats!
• Easy there big guy…
• That was one big mole guy.
• So which one was Krill?

Paige 5

• I am going to feel terrible about that tomorrow.
• I'm so sorry, Paige.
• That young lady has a promising future, but a horrible today.
• I'm surprised someone as nice as her is helping them.
• I stopped Paige!

Paradox 5

• Stopped Paradox!
• Took care of the Time Thief!
• Kids these days…
• Close call…
• She made me work for that…

Pocket 4

• Pocket didn't make that easy…
• Took down Pocket!
• They couldn't hide in that case forever…
• You should audit my class sometime, pocket…

Rem 5

• What a fascinating creature.
• I would love to talk to you later, Rem.
• I dealt with Rem.
• I’m sorry I couldn’t help you, Rem.
• They’re taking advantage of you, Rem.

Seven 5

• Took down Seven…
• I've never seen power like his…
• Thank God he's dead…
• He's even more terrifying than I thought…
• Got some breathing room from Seven…

Shiv 5

• Took out Shiv!
• I hope the Baxter Society doesn’t take this personally…
• I admire what the Baxter Society does but I can't let you stop me…
• Shiv won't be bothering us for a while…
• a classic example of style over substance…

Silver 5

• Silver, it’s not too late for you to make better choices.
• I stopped the werewolf.
• Took down Silver.
• I’m glad I still have all my extremities.
• Well she was terrifying.

Sinclair 5

• I stopped the magician!
• I took down Sinclair!
• I've had my body tampered with enough, thank you very much.
• Sinclair, you don't need the Patrons, you need marriage counseling.
• You know, I hope those two will work it out sometime.

The Doorman 5

• Well that was a very polite albeit intimidating young man.
• Took down The Doorman.
• I stopped The Doorman.
• I am terrified and fascinated by him in equal measure.
• I think I’ll be skipping the faculty luncheon at The Baroness this year.

Venator 5

• That man would burn down this city if it got him what he wanted.
• He’s no man of god, he’s a maniac.
• I stopped the Venator.
• You can’t reason with someone like him.
• I’m not your enemy, Father.

Victor 5

• Yours is a curious condition, Victor, I'm sorry that I can't help you.
• I hope you find what you're looking for, Victor, but I can't let you stop me.
• Took down the cadaver man.
• Victor's dead. For now.
• There goes one tortured man.

Vindicta 5

• For a minute there I thought Marla was going to be a widow…
• Put a stop to Vindicta…
• Sniper's down!
• The ends never justify the means, Vindicta…
• You can't change hearts and minds with a bullet, Vindicta…

Viscous 5

• That is something you don't see every day…
• What a strange little creature…
• Someone has delusions of grandeur.
• Stopped Viscous!
• Goo washes out of tweed, right?

Vyper 5

• Hope none of my students end up like her.
• Turn your life around, Vyper.
• Some people just make poor life choices.
• And now I understand why our recidivism rate is so high.
• I think I'll leave that part out when I tell Marla about my day.

Warden 5

• Progress is inevitable, Warden…
• Your crusade comes to an end here!
• Took out Warden!
• Warden is down…
• I don't trust zealots.

Wraith 5

• Took out Wraith!
• One less crime lord to deal with…
• Didn't expect to deal with a telekinetic mobster today…
• Stay away from my students, Wraith.
• Wraith's down!

Yamato 5

• Took out Yamato…
• The swordsman is dead…
• The 7th Moon will never take root in New York…
• New York has enough crime lords thank you very much…
• That woman was really invested in stabbing people…

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Ally calico pass on zipline 1

• Look at that cat

Abrams 8

• Thanks, Detective! Big stun
• Help Abrams! Big stun
• The blue guy stunned them! Big stun
• Don't stop fighting, Abrams! Is hard to kill
• That demon is unkillable… Is hard to kill
• Abrams is remarkable! Is hard to kill
• Stay safe detective Passes on a zipline
• They took out Abrams! Dies in lane

Apollo 1

• They took out Apollo! Dies in lane

Baba 1

• They took out the Pigeon Lady! Dies in lane

Bebop 8

• Nice hook… Far hook
• Bebop got 'em! Far hook
• Bebop's bringing them in! Far hook
• Nice punch, Bebop! Uppercut towards boss
• You're mean, Bebop… Uppercut towards boss
• Oh, that's not very nice, Bebop… Uppercut towards boss
• Good luck Bebop Passes on a zipline
• They took out Bebop! Dies in lane

Billy 1

• They took out Billy! Dies in lane

Calico 1

• They took out Calico! Dies in lane

Celeste 1

• They took out Celeste! Dies in lane

Deadman Danny 1

• They took out the Test Pilot! Dies in lane

Drifter 1

• They took out Drifter! Dies in lane

Graves 1

• They took out Graves! Dies in lane

Grey Talon 8

• You still have it, don't you, Talon… Far shot
• You're an artist with that bow. Far shot
• You ever want an honorary degree in Archery I can introduce you to people… Far shot
• I don't know what we'd do without Talon… Missile stops ultimate
• Talon, there's a casserole with your name on it waiting for you when this is over… Missile stops ultimate
• Grey Talon's looking out for us… Missile stops ultimate
• Good hunting, Talon Passes on a zipline
• They took out Talon! Dies in lane

Haze 8

• Such finesse, Haze… Interrupt with finesse
• That could have gone bad… Interrupt with finesse
• Perfect timing, Haze! Interrupt with finesse
• Good lord that woman is a killing machine… Lands a big ultimate
• She made that look effortless. Lands a big ultimate
• Hate to have to fight her… Lands a big ultimate
• Glad she's on our side Passes on a zipline
• They took out Haze! Dies in lane

Holliday 7

• Oh dear! Bounce pad
• Woah! Bounce pad
• Thanks, Sheriff! Bounce pad
• Holliday has them! Lasso victim
• Help Holliday! Lasso victim
• Good work, Sheriff! Lasso victim
• They took out Holliday! Dies in lane

Infernus 5

• That thing didn't last long… Burns down objective
• Infernus made short work of that… Burns down objective
• You make arson look incredibly appealing… Burns down objective
• See you soon Infernus Passes on a zipline
• They took out Infernus! Dies in lane

Ivy 5

• It's always a pleasure to be on your team, Ivy… Take objective with teather
• Thanks, Ivy! Take objective with teather
• If we keep working together they don't have a chance… Take objective with teather
• Good luck miss Arroyo Passes on a zipline
• They took out Ivy! Dies in lane

Kelvin 5

• Thanks, Kevin. Kelvin. Thanks, Kelvin. Makes a clutch heal
• Kelvin's keeping me in the fight…. Makes a clutch heal
• I needed that, Kelvin. Makes a clutch heal
• Kelvin! Adventure awaits! Passes on a zipline
• They took out Kelvin! Dies in lane

Lady Geist 5

• Geist weakened them! See big swap
• Geist made an opening! See big swap
• Help Geist finish them off! See big swap
• Lady Geist. Passes on a zipline
• They Took out Geist! Dies in lane

Lash 5

• Well that was dramatic… See massive stomp
• Knew we could count on you, Lash… See massive stomp
• They didn’t see you coming, Lash… See massive stomp
• Do your thing Lash Passes on a zipline
• They took out Lash! Dies in lane

McGinnis 8

• Good eye, McGinnis…. Wall stun kill
• McGinnis, your timing is as good as ever… Wall stun kill
• McGinnis stopped them! Wall stun kill
• Thanks, McGinnis… Makes a clutch heal
• Nice to have someone take care of me for a change… Makes a clutch heal
• Appreciate the help, McGinnis… Makes a clutch heal
• See you out there Maggie Passes on a zipline
• They took out McGinnis! Dies in lane

Mina 1

• They took out Mina! Dies in lane

Mirage 2

• I'll be with you soon Mirage Passes on a zipline
• They took out Mirage! Dies in lane

Mo & Krill 5

• Thanks, Krill! Grab mid enemy ultimate
• Mo stopped them! Grab mid enemy ultimate
• Mo bought us time! Grab mid enemy ultimate
• You boys have fun Passes on a zipline
• They took out Krill! Dies in lane

Nurse Harrow 1

• They took out the Nurse! Dies in lane

Paige 1

• They took out Paige! Dies in lane

Paradox 5

• Good positioning, Paradox. Swap to boss
• Nice move, Paradox. Swap to boss
• You're a clever one, Paradox… Swap to boss
• No one's stopping you Paradox Passes on a zipline
• They took out Paradox! Dies in lane

Pocket 2

• Be careful Arin Passes on a zipline
• They took out Pocket! Dies in lane

Rat King 1

• They took out the Rat King! Dies in lane

Rem 1

• They took out Rem! Dies in lane

Seven 5

• Seven is horrifying…. Multi kill ultimate
• Such power… Multi kill ultimate
• I'm glad he's on our side… Multi kill ultimate
• Don't make eye contact… Passes on a zipline
• They took out Seven! Dies in lane

Shiv 8

• My God he's fast… Gets a multi-kill
• Look how he moves… Gets a multi-kill
• Great work, Shiv! Gets a multi-kill
• They can't stop Shiv! Is hard to kill
• Don't stop fighting, Shiv! Is hard to kill
• Give 'em hell, Shiv! Is hard to kill
• Ugh, he's the coolest Passes on a zipline
• They took out Shiv! Dies in lane

Silver 1

• They took out Silver! Dies in lane

Sinclair 1

• They took out Sinclair! Dies in lane

Solomon 1

• They took out the Chess Guy! Dies in lane

The Doorman 1

• They took out The Doorman! Dies in lane

Venator 1

• They took out the Venator! Dies in lane

Victor 1

• They took out Victor! Dies in lane

Vindicta 5

• Nice shot, Vindicta… Far snipe
• Wow she's accurate… Far snipe
• How did she land that shot? Far snipe
• Take him out Vindicta Passes on a zipline
• They took out Vindicta! Dies in lane

Violet 1

• They took out the Painter! Dies in lane

Viscous 5

• This is rather comforting… Clutch cube
• content sigh Clutch cube
• Thank. You. Viscous. Clutch cube
• There goes one happy pile of goo Passes on a zipline
• They took out Viscous! Dies in lane

Vyper 1

• They took out Vyper! Dies in lane

Warden 5

• Warden just charged in there… Lands a big ultimate
• Warden's fearless… Lands a big ultimate
• Now there goes a man with conviction… Lands a big ultimate
• I'll be back when I can Warden Passes on a zipline
• They took out Warden! Dies in lane

Wraith 5

• Well done, Wraith… Kill in lift
• Good lift… Kill in lift
• Between the two of us we can keep their team locked down… Kill in lift
• Go get 'em Wraith Passes on a zipline
• They took out Wraith! Dies in lane

Yamato 5

• I don’t know how she does that.. Kills with hook
• Good work, Yamato. Kills with hook
• And they thought they could escape Yamato… Kills with hook
• That lady is definitely going to kill someone. Passes on a zipline
• They took out Yamato! Dies in lane

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An enemy takes the Rejuvenator 3

• They took the Rejuvenator!
• Tell me we have a plan…
• They have the rejuv, be careful…

Abrams 3

• He just keeps coming! Is hard to kill
• Stay away from me, Abrams! Is hard to kill
• What does it take to stop this man?! Is hard to kill

Bebop 6

• WHOA! Hooked
• I'm gonna get punched, aren't I… Hooked
• OH DEAR! Hooked
• Nice try, Bebop.. Kill mid laser
• You'll have to try harder than that, Bebop… Kill mid laser
• Stopped his laser! Kill mid laser

Grey Talon 3

• Talon's on the hunt! See missile
• Incoming owl! See missile
• Talon's looking for us… See missile

Haze 3

• You can't hide from me, Haze! Kill when invisible
• You can run but it won't be enough… Kill when invisible
• And she thought she could escape us… Kill when invisible

Holliday 6

• Get back here, Sheriff! Bounce escape
• She got away… Bounce escape
• And now she bounces away… Bounce escape
• Put me down! Lassoed
• Untie me! Lassoed
• Holliday has me! Lassoed

Infernus 3

• Not so fast, Infernus… Killed mid ultimate
• Whew, that could have gone poorly… Killed mid ultimate
• Stopped Infernus… Killed mid ultimate

Ivy 3

• Annnnd she flies away… Flies away
• Yep. She's gone. Flies away
• IVY! Flies away

Kelvin 3

• I'm chasing Kelvin! Kill on ice path
• Going after Kelvin! Kill on ice path
• Follow the ice path! Kill on ice path

Lady Geist 4

• We stopped that monster… Kill fat Lady Geist
• Be careful, you're by Geist! Ping with swap
• Geist is on the hunt nearby… Ping with swap
• Don't let Geist steal your health! Ping with swap

Lash 3

• Like shooting clay… Mid air kill
• Stopped Lash! Mid air kill
• Ohhhhh that was so exciting! Mid air kill

McGinnis 3

• Turret's down! Destroy turrets
• Took out another turret. Destroy turrets
• I'm taking down her defenses! Destroy turrets

Mo & Krill 3

• Let me go Krill! Grabbed
• Release me this instant! Grabbed
• He's got me! Grabbed

Paradox 3

• Well, you tried, Paradox. Kill post swap
• Effort isn't enough, Paradox. Kill post swap
• And you thought you had the upper hand… Kill post swap

Seven 3

• Take cover! Hide from ultimate
• Find a place to hide from the storm cloud! Hide from ultimate
• Get behind something! Hide from ultimate

Shiv 3

• We need to stop Shiv! Is hard to kill
• Somebody stop Shiv! Is hard to kill
• We need to keep Shiv from healing! Is hard to kill

Vindicta 6

• Sniper! Damaged by snipe
• Vindicta's trying to take me out… Damaged by snipe
• I need to hide from their sniper… Damaged by snipe
• Shot down Vindicta! Killed mid air
• Nice try, Vindicta… Killed mid air
• Couldn't let her keep flying around like that…. Killed mid air

Warden 3

• Stay away from Warden! Uses their ultimate
• Warden's coming in! Uses their ultimate
• Keep your distance from Warden! Uses their ultimate

Wraith 3

• Put me down! Lifts
• So this is what it feels like… Lifts
• Wraith has me! Lifts

Yamato 3

• Stay away from Yamato! Starts their ultimate
• She's going to explode! Starts their ultimate
• You can't hurt her, run! Starts their ultimate

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• I have you now! Using Kinetic Pulse
• Let's do it! Using Quantum Entanglement
• Bask in starlight! Using Rejuvenating Aurora
• Opening black hole! Using Singularity
• Ho Ho Ho! Using Singularity (holiday line)
• I'm not going down without a fight. Using Kinetic Pulse at low health

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• Refreshing! Using Refresher
• Colossus! Using Colossus
• Curse! Using Curse
• Decay! Using Decay
• Echo shard! Using Echo Shard
• Cursed! Using Cursed Relic

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• My abilities are ready to grow… Unspent ability points
• I should check in and see how the team is doing… Warning
• that was a little scary… Close call
• Impressive! Congratulating
• They were right here… Hunting
• Don't think so! Interrupting

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• Stomp's almost ready. Kinetic Pulse almost ready
• Let's take out Abrams. Attack Abrams
• Stomp's on cooldown. Kinetic Pulse not ready
• Let's take out Apollo. Attack Apollo
• Teleport's almost ready. Quantum Entanglement almost ready
• Let's take out the Pigeon Lady. Attack Baba

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