Rem voice lines

Rem and Abrams

1. Rem You're big.
2. Abrams Yeah.
3. Rem I'm not.
4. Abrams That's, that's very true.
5. Rem Can you protect me?
6. Abrams I'll try.
7. Rem Yay!

Rem and Apollo

1. Apollo Why are you carrying a pillow?
2. Rem I get sleepy.
3. Apollo Oh god, I'm gonna die.

Rem and Bebop

1. Rem Do golems dream?
2. Bebop Um like have aspirations, or see things when they sleep?
3. Rem When you sleep silly! No one cares about your aspirations!
4. Bebop I'm afraid golems don't sleep.
5. Rem Boo!
6. Bebop Sorry mate, is what it is.

Rem and Calico

1. Rem Can I please eat your cat?
2. Calico No.
3. Rem I saId please!
4. Calico I don't care. Touch my cat, and she'll be eating you.

Rem and Celeste

1. Rem Are you really a unicorn? Cause you look like a unicorn.
2. Celeste Can you keep a secret?
3. Rem I dunno, no one's told me a secret.
4. Celeste Well I don't know I can tell you then.
5. Rem You can you can!
6. Celeste I am a unicorn.
7. Rem Cool!

Rem and Drifter

1. Rem I bet your dreams are scary.
2. Drifter Not particularly, I sleep like a baby.

Rem and Dynamo

1. Dynamo Why hello there, I'm professor Dynamo.
2. Rem I'm Rem.
3. Dynamo I have so many questions for you Rem.
4. Rem Good questions or stupid questions?
5. Dynamo There's no such thing as stupid questions.
6. Rem I don't know, I bet that I could come with a couple. Like, is the sky made of peanut butter, can you make a desk out of pillows, how do you find the area of a triangle…
7. Dynamo The sky is not made of peanut butter, while technically possible a desk made solely out of pillows would not be structurally sound, and 1/2 the base times the height.
8. Rem Are you god?

Rem and Graves

1. Graves Are you nervous?
2. Rem A little.
3. Graves Well stick with me, I'll take care of you.

Rem and Grey Talon

1. Grey Talon Whose dream did you come from?
2. Rem I don't think I'm supposed to tell you.
3. Grey Talon Why?
4. Rem Cause you're a stranger.

Rem and Haze

1. Haze You shouldn't be here.
2. Rem We're together!
3. Haze It's not safe
4. Rem If you're fine I'm fine.

Rem and Holliday

1. Holliday What are you?
2. Rem I'm Rem!
3. Holliday Not who, what?
4. Rem I'm Rem!
5. Holliday Great.

Rem and Infernus

1. Rem We should trade hats.
2. Infernus I dunno if I could pull that off little man.
3. Rem I bet you could.

Rem and Kelvin

1. Kelvin Stay inside my dome, little one, it will protect you.
2. Rem The cold makes me sleepy.
3. Kelvin Doesn't everything make you sleepy?
4. Rem Maybe….

Rem and Mirage

1. Rem Why do you have a lady trapped in a bottle?
2. Mirage She's a Djinn.
3. Rem Is that a grown up word for criminal?
4. Mirage Oh, goodness no. Djinn are special people that sleep in bottles, like you sleep in beds.
5. Rem I get it, if I could sleep in a bottle I would to.

Rem and Seven

1. Rem You're scary.
2. Seven Yes.
3. Rem I don't think I like you.
4. Seven It's not an unreasonable position.

Rem and Silver

1. Rem Can you help me?
2. Silver I dunno, can you pay me?
3. Rem I can hug.
4. Silver I'm good.
5. Rem starts crying
6. Silver Ok ok, I'll help, jesus.

Rem and Solomon

1. Solomon If you'd like I can teach you how to play chess.
2. Rem No.
3. Solomon Really? It's a fun game.
4. Rem Solomon. I'm sorry to tell you this. No one thinks chess is fun.

Rem and Venator

1. Venator You lost little one?
2. Rem mmhmm
3. Venator Don't worry. I'll shepherd you home.

Rem and Violet

1. Rem I heard someone say that college students sleep all the time.
2. Violet We kinda do yeah.
3. Rem I wanna go to college.

Rem and Vyper

1. Vyper Hey kid, you ready to be an accessory?
2. Rem What's that?
3. Vyper Yeah you are.

Rem and Wraith

1. Rem One. Two. Three…you have four arms.
2. Wraith I have two arms.
3. Rem I see four.
4. Wraith Two of 'em are mechanical.
5. Rem Why do you need extra hands?
6. Wraith I'm a busy lady.

Rem and Abrams

1. Abrams You lost kid?
2. Rem Mmhm.
3. Abrams Let's see if we can get you home.

Rem and Apollo

1. Apollo This is no place for a child.
2. Rem Probably not. That's why I'm going to follow you.
3. Apollo Please don't.
4. Rem You can be my big brother that stabs people.
5. Apollo I'm an only child.
6. Rem Not anymore!

Rem and Bebop

1. Rem What's Miss Shelly like?
2. Bebop She's wonderful.
3. Rem I hope to meet her one day.
4. Bebop Well if all goes well, you'll get the chance.

Rem and Calico

1. Rem giggles
2. Calico Is something funny?
3. Rem Ava has silly dreams.
4. Calico You can see her dreams?
5. Rem You can't?
6. Calico After the ritual, you will tell me everything.

Rem and Celeste

1. Celeste If you can't find your way home, you can stay with me for a while
2. Rem Really?
3. Celeste Yeah. Folks like us need to stick together.
4. Rem Thank you.

Rem and Drifter

1. Rem You smell like blood.
2. Drifter That's because I murdered someone before I showed up for the ritual.
3. Rem Why would you do that?
4. Drifter a musician's gotta warm up before they perform.

Rem and Dynamo

1. Rem Can I be your class pet?
2. Dynamo In college we don't have class pets.
3. Rem College sounds pretty stupid.

Rem and Graves

1. Rem Do dead people dream?
2. Graves I think so.
3. Rem Why can't I talk to them?
4. Graves You gotta listen.
5. Rem But if I'm listening I can't ask 'em questions like what's your favorite color, and why does bread taste good, and do you think cats would smoke if they had thumbs?
6. Graves Life's hard sometimes.
7. Rem It is.

Rem and Grey Talon

1. Rem I like naps, do you like naps?
2. Grey Talon Actually, yes I do.
3. Rem Ya, nap buddies!

Rem and Haze

1. Haze I'm going to get you home.
2. Rem I trust you. You're my mom.
3. Haze I'm not.
4. Rem I mean. You kinda are.

Rem and Holliday

1. Holliday Stay close to me Rem.
2. Rem You keep me safe?
3. Holliday I'm going to try.

Rem and Infernus

1. Rem You have a hat and I have a hat.
2. Infernus That's… that's right.
3. Rem We're hat brothers.
4. Infernus Sure.
5. Rem Brothers for life.
6. Infernus Great.

Rem and Kelvin

1. Rem Do you sleep?
2. Kelvin Not anymore.
3. Rem That's stupid.
4. Kelvin It's a result of becoming a revenant.
5. Rem Why did you do that?
6. Kelvin It's not a why so much as a how.
7. Rem How did you do that?
8. Kelvin I don't know.
9. Rem Kelvin you're one of those adults that makes no sense but uses big words to make it sound they do.

Rem and Mirage

1. Mirage You look lost.
2. Rem That's because I don't know where I am.
3. Mirage Do you have parents?
4. Rem Kind of? It's complicated.
5. Mirage Ah. Another victim of American divorce.

Rem and Seven

1. Seven You have a pillow.
2. Rem Cause I'm gonna sleep.
3. Seven I see the Patron looks to test my patience today.

Rem and Silver

1. Silver Nice pillow.
2. Rem I like it.
3. Silver I was being sarcastic
4. Rem What's that?
5. Silver Never mind.

Rem and Venator

1. Rem I thought priests were supposed to be nice.
2. Venator Who said I wasn't
3. Rem I'm pretty sure you're about to kill people.
4. Venator Some people need to die
5. Rem Are you sure you're a priest?
6. Venator I don't expect you to understand the nuance of my world
7. Rem Nuance sounds like a big word.
8. Venator Don't worry about it. Just know I'll protect you.

Rem and Violet

1. Rem So in art school do you just have to make Christmas ornaments out of macaroni every day?
2. Violet I've never had to use pasta in class.
3. Rem I'm sorry you can't afford to go to a better school.

Rem and Vyper

1. Rem People say criminals are bad.
2. Vyper I mean. I'm not gonna lie to you kid, we're not exactly great. But we are a lotta fun.
3. Rem Well I like fun. So I guess I like criminals.

Rem and Wraith

1. Rem Can I wear your hat?
2. Wraith Tell ya what, you keep me from dying I'll give you the hat.
3. Rem Really?
4. Wraith My words good.
5. Rem It's a deal.
6. Wraith Let's go little man.

Rem and Abrams

1. Rem What do you dream about?
2. Abrams Getting rid of this book.
3. Rem That's stupid, have better dreams.
4. Abrams Workin' on it kid.

Rem and Apollo

1. Rem How can I get a jacket like yours?
2. Apollo Do you have rich parents?
3. Rem No.
4. Apollo Are you the best at anything?
5. Rem Sleeping.
6. Apollo You're not getting a jacket like this, sorry.

Rem and Bebop

1. Rem Mr. Bebop, I have a question.
2. Bebop Uh, what is it?
3. Rem I heard that you fight in the bear pit, but when I went, there were no bears, it wasn't even a pit! It was a circle with two people punching each other!
4. Bebop Did you have fun?
5. Rem How could I have fun when there were no bears?! They should call it the human circle!

Rem and Calico

1. Rem So Calico, what do you do for a job? Are you a fireman, or a school teacher, or a cat groomer?
2. Calico I'm an assassin.
3. Rem What's an assassinin?
4. Calico I kill people for money.
5. Rem I don't think I should talk to you.
6. Calico Not the worst idea.

Rem and Drifter

1. Rem Can I follow you?
2. Drifter You're not going to whine about morality are you?
3. Rem What's morality?
4. Drifter Stick with me kid, I teach you all sorts of things.

Rem and Dynamo

1. Rem Professor Dynamo, you seem smart, is it true that adults don't take naps?
2. Dynamo Some do, some don't.
3. Rem That's dumb, everyone should nap.
4. Dynamo I imagine everyone would be less cranky if they did, Rem.

Rem and Graves

1. Rem Do you like bowling?
2. Graves What.
3. Rem You look like someone who likes bowling.
4. Graves It's kind of cool.
5. Rem Yeah it is.

Rem and Grey Talon

1. Rem Are you gonna protect me?
2. Grey Talon I'll try little one.

Rem and Haze

1. Rem Sorry I caused trouble.
2. Haze You're fine Rem. It's… it was nice to see you.
3. Rem We friends?
4. Haze Of course we are.

Rem and Holliday

1. Rem I'm lost. Can you help?
2. Holliday I'm sorry, I don't know the area. Have you talked to the police?
3. Rem I'm talking to you.
4. Holliday Have you talked to police that live here?
5. Rem Why would I do that when I'm talking to you.
6. Holliday Cause they- just stay close to me, we'll talk after The Ritual.

Rem and Infernus

1. Rem Why are you here?
2. Infernus It's a boring answer.
3. Rem OK, I don't care then.

Rem and Kelvin

1. Rem I'm lost.
2. Kelvin And you thought this Ritual was your ticket home?
3. Rem Well, I want my kinda-mom to help me, but her kinda-dad is gonna get mad about it.
4. Kelvin Family can be complicated, I'm sorry.
5. Rem Me too. Oh well, let's go fight now.

Rem and Mirage

1. Rem Does the bottle lady have a name?
2. Mirage Yes. She's Nashala.
3. Rem Your pet is pretty.
4. Mirage Oh, she's not my pet. Actually, if she were out of her vessel she would probably say I'm her property.
5. Rem Slavery's wrong.
6. Mirage No. Well, yes it is, but that's not what she would mean if she said I was her property. Hers is a dry wit, oh what's the point you don't care.

Rem and Seven

1. Seven Creature, listen to me.
2. Rem My name's Rem.
3. Seven Fine. Rem. Listen to me. If the ritual fails and you are on your own, stay away from anyone who mentions the OSIC.
4. Rem Why?
5. Seven They will not help you get home. Trust me.

Rem and Venator

1. Rem I'm going to follow you around
2. Venator Please don't
3. Rem You say that now, but you'll like me

Rem and Violet

1. Rem Hey Violet, I have a question.
2. Violet What's up?
3. Rem Do you usually dream about pipe cleaner men chasing after you with pipe cleaner knives?
4. Violet No, last night was the first time. Wait, how do you know about that?
5. Rem When I heard you were gonna be in the ritual, I decided to invade your dreams, and they seem pretty fun!
6. Violet Could you maybe stop doing that?
7. Rem blows raspberry

Rem and Vyper

1. Vyper 2 cigarettes for the pillow
2. Rem If I get rid of my pillow I can't take a nap.
3. Vyper You're in New York baby who needs sleep
4. Rem You don't get me.

Rem and Wraith

1. Rem Do you always carry cards with you?
2. Wraith Of course.
3. Rem Why?
4. Wraith Why do you carry your pillow everywhere?
5. Rem Because you never know when you're going to find the time to take a na-oh now I get it.

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Any kill 10

• Hm.
• Oh he's dead.
• Whoopsie.
• Their body flopped, they're silly.
• They weren't nice to me.
• Leave me alone.
• Stop being mean.
• Be nicer to my friends.
• I don't like you.
• Stay back.

On a big kill streak 3

• happy squawk
• No one stops me from going home.
• My friends are gonna win.

On a kill streak 3

• Of course they can't stop me I brought my lucky pillow.
• No one's better than us.
• This is like a dream.

Starting a kill streak 5

• This is exciting!
• I'm doing pretty good.
• You can't stop us.
• I have a good feeling about this.
• I'm glad I'm awake to see this.

Baba 5

• Aw, I wanted to play with her more.
• I bet she has snacks in her pocket.
• Sweet dreams, Baba.
• I wanna ride her bench sometime.
• I wish she was my grandma.

Celeste 1

• She smelt like peppermint.

Deadman Danny 5

• He really likes his toys.
• Sorry if I broke your stuff!
• Sorry, Danny, we'll play some more later.
• One day, I'll get to play with Fairfax toys for a job...
• See you later, dead man.

Nurse Harrow 5

• She smells like stale lollipops.
• I don't think she wants to be friends.
• She should get a pillow instead of that bag.
• Cheer up, lady.
• Her dreams are wrong.

Rat King 5

• He's got a lotta friends.
• I bet he's secretly really nice when he's not trying to kill people.
• I feel bad for his subjects.
• Yeah, I'm scared of humans sometimes too.
• He's a silly king.

Solomon 5

• Chess is stupid
• His games are too complicated.
• I bet he's more fun in the park.
• I wanna hear his stories.
• Goodnight, Solomon!

Violet 5

• She was pretty.
• I wonder if my mom would adopt her, too.
• I like painting... but fun painting, not her scary painting
• Maybe she'd have better luck with pottery
• Violet's going to sleep, now.

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• They took out Abrams! Abrams dies in lane
• They took out Apollo. Apollo dies in lane
• They took out Baba! Baba dies in lane
• They took out Bebop! Bebop dies in lane
• They took out Billy! Billy dies in lane
• They took out Calico! Calico dies in lane

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• Don't pick on me! Using Pillow Toss
• Don't worry, Abrams, you'll make the bus. Ability on Abrams
• Wanna meet some friends? Using Lil Helpers
• Sirosi galah, Apollo. Ability on Apollo
• Sleep. Using Naptime
• That's a big handshake. Ability on Bebop

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Congratulating 5

• Good job.
• We did it!
• Nice!
• We're a team!
• Way to go!

• Pillow's almost ready. Pillow Toss almost ready
• Abrams's above us! Abrams above
• Pillow's on cooldown. Pillow Toss not ready
• You ready, Apollo? Check on Apollo
• Helping hand's almost ready. Lil Helpers almost ready
• Baba's above us! Baba above

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