The Doorman voice lines

• I am at your service. When picked
• I'm afraid a doorman's job is never done. When swapped out
• I am honored to serve at your pleasure. When picked
• Alas, my duties at The Baroness consume me today. When swapped out
• I think you'll find the service at The Baroness to be… exemplary. When picked
• Sadly the guests at The Baroness demand my attention. When swapped out

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The Doorman and Abrams

1. The Doorman Good luck unburdening yourself from the tome, detective.
2. Abrams Thanks. Wait, what do you know about the tome?
3. The Doorman The ritual is about to begin, perhaps we can discuss this later.

The Doorman and Apollo

1. The Doorman I trust your father is doing well?
2. Apollo He is. I'll be sure to give him your well wishes.
3. The Doorman Why thank you Apollo.

The Doorman and Bebop

1. The Doorman Bebop, if we survive the ritual please let me treat Miss Shelly to a spa day at The Baroness.
2. Bebop That's rather kind of you, thank you.
3. The Doorman I wish I could offer more for her.
4. Bebop Well, that's what the patrons are for mate…

The Doorman and Calico

1. The Doorman Lovely to see you again Miss Calico.
2. Calico You look like you haven't aged a day.
3. The Doorman I haven't.
4. Calico You need to tell me your secret.
5. The Doorman That would spoil the fun.
6. Calico You're terrible.
7. The Doorman You wouldn't have it any other way

The Doorman and Drifter

1. Drifter You don't seem to be nervous about working with me.
2. The Doorman Oh heavens no.
3. Drifter I've found that to be a rarity.
4. The Doorman Isn't it nice when life can surprise you?

The Doorman and Dynamo

1. The Doorman Professor, a little birdy told me you have an anniversary coming up.
2. Dynamo Indeed! I figure getting my body back is the best thing I could give her.
3. The Doorman Thoughtful in the extreme.

The Doorman and Grey Talon

1. The Doorman I'm excited to get a front row seat to you throwing your life away for revenge.
2. Grey Talon It's not throwing it away if they die.
3. The Doorman I'm sure your wife will see it the same way.
4. Grey Talon Shut up.
5. The Doorman I forget myself, please accept my apology.

The Doorman and Haze

1. The Doorman How lovely to be collaborating with the OSIC
2. Haze I assume there are no issues at The Baroness?
3. The Doorman I assure you, if there were I would be attending to them as we speak.

The Doorman and Holliday

1. The Doorman Where are you staying while you're in town Sheriff?
2. Holliday The cheapest hotel in Hell's Kitchen that I could find.
3. The Doorman That will never do. You should stay at The Baroness.
4. Holliday I'm a sheriff from the midwest, I couldn't afford that place even if I wanted to.
5. The Doorman The stay would be complementary, please, I insist.
6. Holliday Ok thanks.

The Doorman and Ivy

1. The Doorman Well hello Ms. Arroyo.
2. Ivy You know my name?
3. The Doorman You're the Savior of Spanish Harlem, everyone knows your name.
4. Ivy That makes me a little uncomfortable.
5. The Doorman Then you're approaching your notoriety with appropriate gravitas. I look forward to see what life has in store for you.

The Doorman and Kelvin

1. Kelvin I've heard there are fascinating mysteries afoot at The Baroness.
2. The Doorman Oh Kelvin… the things I have seen and heard are spectacular.
3. Kelvin Perhaps I should arrange a stay.
4. The Doorman I think that's a wonderful idea

The Doorman and Lady Geist

1. Lady Geist You work at The Baroness, yes?
2. The Doorman Indeed.
3. Lady Geist That hotel used to be magical until its standards went to hell.
4. The Doorman I will lodge your complaint with management
5. Lady Geist Be sure that you do.
6. The Doorman I will.

The Doorman and Mina

1. The Doorman How are you doing Miss Ha?
2. Mina I try not to talk to the help.
3. The Doorman Very well.

The Doorman and Mo & Krill

1. Mo & Krill Thank you for banning Silver from brunch at The Baroness
2. The Doorman I don't take pleasure in it, but it was either remove her or remove the bottomless mimosas.
3. Mo & Krill Well our sofa and rug appreciate that you made the right choice.

The Doorman and Paige

1. The Doorman You should host a storytelling event at The Baroness sometime.
2. Paige You think people would come?
3. The Doorman The Baroness hosts a wide variety of guests, I'm sure most would be delighted to have you, and the ones that don't will regret their decision later in life.
4. Paige That’s very kind of you to say.
5. The Doorman Yours is a rare gift, only a fool wouldn't delight in it.

The Doorman and Silver

1. The Doorman How nice to see you sober.
2. Silver You get kicked out of brunch one time and everyone thinks they know you.

The Doorman and Venator

1. The Doorman Venator Rourke, it's an honor.
2. Venator You must be The Doorman.
3. The Doorman Ah. I see we're both familiar with each other's work, how lovely.

The Doorman and Victor

1. The Doorman After the ritual you should stop by The Baroness - our house tailor is top notch should any part of you… pop loose.
2. Victor That place might be a little fancy for someone like me
3. The Doorman Oh The Baroness does not discriminate my friend. I assure you that you will be well taken care of.

The Doorman and Vyper

1. Vyper Hey doorman, after the ritual, I want you to know that I am going to rob The Baroness blind, but you seem alright so I'm gonna let you go.
2. The Doorman scoff that turns into uproarious laughter with sigh on the comedown
3. Vyper That was not the reaction I was expecting.
4. The Doorman That was rich.

The Doorman and Abrams

1. Abrams Try to stay behind me.
2. The Doorman I wouldn't dream of getting in front of you.

The Doorman and Apollo

1. The Doorman I'd like you to know, that while The Baroness has seen all manner of dignitaries and celebrities - your family stands a cut above the rest in terms of decorum.
2. Apollo Only in decorum?
3. The Doorman You were terrible tippers. Polite though, and that counts for something.

The Doorman and Bebop

1. Bebop So what do you plan on doing once I pull them in?
2. The Doorman I, push them away…
3. Bebop That kind of defeats the purpose of me pulling them in, right?
4. The Doorman Kind of, yes.
5. Bebop This isn't going to go well is it.
6. The Doorman Not the ideal pairing, no, but I'm sure we can make it work.

The Doorman and Calico

1. The Doorman So are you just in New York for the ritual? Or do you have… professional interests in town.
2. Calico Personal, not professional.
3. The Doorman Ah seeing old friends?
4. Calico I suppose it is a bit of a reunion of sorts.

The Doorman and Drifter

1. Drifter Do your job or I'm going to tear through your little hotel.
2. The Doorman No sir, you will not.
3. Drifter Excuse me?
4. The Doorman I will do my job because I value excellence. But if we fail you will not set one foot in The Baroness nor will you lay a finger on its guests lest your immortal life meet an ignoble end. Am I clear
5. Drifter Who the hell are you?
6. The Doorman I'm just the doorman.

The Doorman and Dynamo

1. Dynamo I just wanted to let you know, that when I could still eat food one of my favorite places to go was Sunday brunch at The Baroness.
2. The Doorman I will be sure to let Jacques know, it will make his day.

The Doorman and Grey Talon

1. Grey Talon How are things at The Baroness?
2. The Doorman They've been running smoothly since The Baxter Society's intervention.
3. Grey Talon That's good to hear.
4. The Doorman It is. There are some sins that not even bottomless mimosas can make up for.

The Doorman and Haze

1. The Doorman You know, I've worked with curators and mediums, but never a sandman.
2. Haze We handle ourselves a little differently.
3. The Doorman So I've heard… and I can't wait to have a front row seat.

The Doorman and Holliday

1. Holliday Bet you deal with all kinds of assholes at work.
2. The Doorman I try not to judge the clientele. The intricacies of humanity are what make working in the service industry so fascinating.
3. Holliday You must have the patience of a saint
4. The Doorman Something like that.

The Doorman and Ivy

1. Ivy Um, excuse me Sir?
2. The Doorman Yes Ivy, how my I help you?
3. Ivy Do you think it would be possible for Carlos to host a fundraiser at The Baroness?
4. The Doorman That would depend on the nature of the fundraiser. The Baroness must be above politics. So if this is to raise money for Mr. Arroyo's mayoral campaign, I cannot help you. If it is about his community efforts, a conversation can be had.
5. Ivy Thank you.
6. The Doorman My pleasure.

The Doorman and Kelvin

1. The Doorman I'm so happy to see you Kelvin.
2. Kelvin Why's that?
3. The Doorman To look at you is to look at the human condition. Proud, strong, capable of incredible things, but ultimately a slave to your own hubris. Truly, you are the total package.
4. Kelvin Was that intended as a compliment?
5. The Doorman It was neither barb nor balm. It's just the truth.

The Doorman and Lady Geist

1. Lady Geist I hope you don't expect a tip for helping me.
2. The Doorman I wouldn't dream of expecting anything from you Lady Geist.

The Doorman and Mina

1. Mina So what do you plan on doing to help? Holding open a door while I do all the work?
2. The Doorman Something like that.
3. Mina Lame.

The Doorman and Mo & Krill

1. The Doorman Krill, feel free to cover Maurice's ears - but why are you living in a sewer as a common criminal when a man with your intellect could get an honest job at a museum.
2. Mo & Krill I enjoy being self- employed
3. The Doorman I imagine you would also enjoy having a duvet that isn't covered in black mold
4. Mo & Krill If life was perfect it would be boring.

The Doorman and Paige

1. Paige So how long have you worked at The Baroness?
2. The Doorman Since its inception.
3. Paige You must like it then.
4. The Doorman Well, I tormented man for so long that serving them still retains its novel charm.
5. Paige What?
6. The Doorman Don't worry about it, the ritual is about to begin.

The Doorman and Silver

1. Silver Can you put me up in a suite in the Baroness?
2. The Doorman Is it shedding season?
3. Silver Ya know the old me would've ripped your leg off for saying something like that, but the new me is just going to rely on the vague threat of violence.
4. The Doorman My how you've grown.
5. Silver You gonna put me up in a suite or not.
6. The Doorman Let's see how today goes, then we can talk

The Doorman and Venator

1. The Doorman Next time you visit New York you should stay at The Baroness
2. Venator Oh, The Baroness definitely has my attention.
3. The Doorman Wonderful. Any time you wish to enjoy our hospitality please let me know, I'll make sure to attend to it personally.
4. Venator I expect nothing less.

The Doorman and Victor

1. The Doorman You look weary.
2. Victor That's because I am.
3. The Doorman What troubles you.
4. Victor I'm shambling mass of dead bodies, what doesn't trouble me?

The Doorman and Vyper

1. Vyper You look a little prim and proper, buddy.
2. The Doorman You only have one chance to make a first impression.
3. Vyper How'd I do?
4. The Doorman Oh you made an impression.
5. Vyper tck tck Still got it.

The Doorman and Abrams

1. Abrams This could get a little rough, if you need help let me know.
2. The Doorman I appreciate your concerns for my safety , but they are unneeded - I'll be fine.

The Doorman and Apollo

1. Apollo How do you manage to treat people with respect when they look at you with contempt?
2. The Doorman Your family has certainly found themselves in situations where the way you must conduct yourself is contrary to what you desire.
3. Apollo Are you comparing yourself to royalty.
4. The Doorman Merely drawing parallels. I assure you, we do not compare.

The Doorman and Bebop

1. The Doorman Are you scared?
2. Bebop Yes. But not for me.

The Doorman and Calico

1. Calico If something happens to me can you take care of Ava?
2. The Doorman In the unlikely event of it being necessary, she will be treated like a queen at The Baroness.
3. Calico Thank you.
4. The Doorman My pleasure.

The Doorman and Drifter

1. Drifter You strike me as a man who loves what he does for a living.
2. The Doorman As do you.
3. Drifter Oh I definitely derive enjoyment from what I do.

The Doorman and Dynamo

1. The Doorman Most men would be terrified at what we're about to face, yet you seem remarkably composed.
2. Dynamo Not having a face helps hide the terror.
3. The Doorman Ah.

The Doorman and Grey Talon

1. Grey Talon The Baroness still the most haunted hotel in America?
2. The Doorman Just the tri-state area I'm afraid, that ghastly business in Macomb pulled a lot of midwest specters.
3. Grey Talon Sorry.
4. The Doorman It's fine. I imagine today will put things back on track.

The Doorman and Haze

1. The Doorman What naughty things have you been up to?
2. Haze If you want the answer so bad, you can always try to pry it from my mind.
3. The Doorman I'm not taking the bait Haze.
4. Haze You can't blame me for trying.
5. The Doorman Of course not.

The Doorman and Holliday

1. The Doorman You're an impressive woman.
2. Holliday Where's that coming from.
3. The Doorman In my experience most people who've endured the kind of trauma you faced in Macomb crumble
4. Holliday "in your experience"? Buddy you have no idea what it was like.
5. The Doorman Apologies. You're right. It was silly of me to imply otherwise.

The Doorman and Ivy

1. Ivy I don’t suppose The Baroness is hiring?
2. The Doorman Ivy, I would love nothing more than for you to be in The Baroness' employ, but I'm not sure it would make you happy.
3. Ivy Why's that?
4. The Doorman In your world, you get to punch bad people. In mine, you have to smile at them and pretend they're right.
5. Ivy That sounds terrible.
6. The Doorman It's fascinating. But not for everyone.

The Doorman and Kelvin

1. The Doorman You seem concerned.
2. Kelvin I don't know what you are.
3. The Doorman Aren't you supposed to be a lover of the unknown?
4. Kelvin This is a little different than an expedition.
5. The Doorman This is true, you haven't led your fellows to their death yet, but there's still time.

The Doorman and Lady Geist

1. The Doorman And how is Oathkeeper treating you these days.
2. Lady Geist Oathkeeper is not your concern.
3. The Doorman Just being polite.
4. Lady Geist I'd rather you be silent.
5. The Doorman You're as charming as ever Lady Geist.

The Doorman and Mina

1. Mina You could have at least changed when you got off of work.
2. The Doorman I did.
3. Mina You're still wearing your uniform.
4. The Doorman Ah, but this one's freshly pressed.

The Doorman and Mo & Krill

1. The Doorman Would you two be interested in being kept on retainer? Some of our guests at the Baroness can have exotic requests that you both are more suited to catering to
2. Mo & Krill It's hard to picture Maurice and I running around in matching uniforms.
3. The Doorman Some flexibility can be arranged.
4. Mo & Krill No hats. No vests.
5. The Doorman We may be too far apart I'm afraid.
6. Mo & Krill Very well, the hat can stay. But no vest.
7. The Doorman Done.

The Doorman and Paige

1. Paige So what's your name?
2. The Doorman I am The Doorman.
3. Paige I know that's your job, but what's your name?
4. The Doorman The doorman.
5. Paige That's not your name.
6. The Doorman It's not, but for my purposes in New York it helps me stay grounded that I am here to serve and not to rule.
7. Paige What if I called you Brian?
8. The Doorman No.

The Doorman and Silver

1. Silver You gonna mess with my head?
2. The Doorman Heavens no, you have enough demons you don't need my help.

The Doorman and Venator

1. Venator What are you?
2. The Doorman Merely a simple servant, just like you.
3. Venator Somehow I doubt that.

The Doorman and Victor

1. Victor You like working at the hotel?
2. The Doorman I do. It's quite rewarding.
3. Victor Catering to rich people is rewarding?
4. The Doorman Observing humanity is.

The Doorman and Vyper

1. Vyper You got some ritzy people staying at The Baroness don't ya?
2. The Doorman We do cater to an upscale clientele, yes.
3. Vyper Alright, get me a list of names, a housekeeping uniform, and a cloche; and you and I can be runnin' off to Tahiti by the end of the week.
4. The Doorman I am neither betraying my guests nor going anywhere with you.

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• Your reign is over. Ending someone's streak
• Detective Abrams has been put down. Killing Abrams
• *sigh* Any kill
• It's good for young men to learn about disappointment. Killing Apollo
• Your wealth does not impress… Killing a rich enemy
• The scrap golem's been handled. Killing Bebop

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Abrams 8

• Abrams made his move! Big stun
• Support abrams! Big stun
• Abrams made an opening! Big stun
• They'll never stop Abrams! Is hard to kill
• The Ixian fights with fervor. Is hard to kill
• Don't stop fighting, Abrams! Is hard to kill
• There goes a man of conviction Passes on a zipline
• They took out Abrams! Dies in lane

Apollo 1

• They took out Apollo! Dies in lane

Baba 1

• They took out the Pigeon Lady! Dies in lane

Bebop 8

• Good hook, Bebop! Far hook
• Bebop pulled them! Far hook
• Impressive, Bebop! Far hook
• Very clever, Bebop. Uppercut towards boss
• That golem is ruthless. Uppercut towards boss
• Smart thinking, Bebop. Uppercut towards boss
• Stay safe BeBop Passes on a zipline
• They took out Bebop! Dies in lane

Billy 2

• There goes one useful idiot. Passes on a zipline
• They took out Billy! Dies in lane

Calico 2

• I always liked that one Passes on a zipline
• They took out Calico! Dies in lane

Celeste 1

• They took out Celeste! Dies in lane

Deadman Danny 1

• They took out the Test Pilot! Dies in lane

Drifter 2

• Good hunting Drifter Passes on a zipline
• They took out the Drifter! Dies in lane

Dynamo 8

• The Professor has them! Big blackhole
• Help the professor! Big blackhole
• Help dynamo! Big blackhole
• Thank you, Professor. Makes a clutch heal
• I am in your debt, Dynamo. Makes a clutch heal
• Your aid is appreciated. Makes a clutch heal
• Don't die professor Passes on a zipline
• They took out Dynamo! Dies in lane

Graves 1

• They took out Graves! Dies in lane

Grey Talon 8

• Your aim is incredible. Far shot
• Impressive shot, Talon. Far shot
• They can't hide from you, Talon. Far shot
• God bless that owl. Missile stops ultimate
• Grey Talon was looking out for us. Missile stops ultimate
• That man's timing is impeccable. Missile stops ultimate
• That man is consumed by vengeance Passes on a zipline
• They took out Grey Talon! Dies in lane

Haze 8

• I owe you, Haze. Interrupt with finesse
• Beautiful work, Haze. Interrupt with finesse
• Thank you, Haze. Interrupt with finesse
• I could watch her dance for hours. Lands a big ultimate
• Absolutely beautiful. Lands a big ultimate
• She is a master at her craft. Lands a big ultimate
• She looks focused today Passes on a zipline
• They took out Haze! Dies in lane

Holliday 8

• Thanks, Holliday. Bounce pad
• Thrilling. Bounce pad
• Oh I soar… Bounce pad
• Help Holliday! Lasso victim
• Holliday has them! Lasso victim
• Holliday held them! Lasso victim
• Good luck Sheriff Passes on a zipline
• They took out Holliday! Dies in lane

Infernus 5

• Good to see you cut loose, Infernus. Burns down objective
• Thanks for your help, Infernus. Burns down objective
• Well that didn't last long. Burns down objective
• Be careful out there Infernus Passes on a zipline
• They took out Infernus! Dies in lane

Ivy 5

• Thanks for your help, Ivy. Take objective with teather
• Ivy, you make for a lovely companion. Take objective with teather
• You have a gift for demolition, Ivy. Take objective with teather
• I hope she doesn't find herself in too mcuh trouble Passes on a zipline
• They took out Ivy! Dies in lane

Kelvin 5

• Why thank you, Kelvin. Makes a clutch heal
• Your aid will not be forgotten. Makes a clutch heal
• I'm grateful, Kelvin. Makes a clutch heal
• Be bold Kelvin Passes on a zipline
• They took out Kelvin! Dies in lane

Lady Geist 5

• Well done, Jeanne. See big swap
• Bravo, Oathkeeper. See big swap
• Help Geist finish them off. See big swap
• Good day Lady Geist Passes on a zipline
• They took out Geist! Dies in lane

Lash 5

• Ouch! See massive stomp
• That was rude. See massive stomp
• Very nice, Lash. See massive stomp
• I hope he's as good as he says he is Passes on a zipline
• They took out Lash! Dies in lane

McGinnis 8

• Well done, McGinnis. Wall stun kill
• They could never escape you, McGinnis. Wall stun kill
• Thanks for the help, McGinnis. Wall stun kill
• I needed that, McGinnis. Makes a clutch heal
• I owe you, McGinnis. Makes a clutch heal
• Your service is appreciated, McGinnis. Makes a clutch heal
• So that's the brightest mind humanity has to offer Passes on a zipline
• They took out McGinnis! Dies in lane

Mina 2

• Good day Miss Mina Passes on a zipline
• They took out Mina! Dies in lane

Mirage 2

• The djinn are counting on you Mirage Passes on a zipline
• They took out Mirage! Dies in lane

Mo & Krill 5

• Well done, Maurice. Grab mid enemy ultimate
• Thanks, Krill. Grab mid enemy ultimate
• Krill, stop them. Grab mid enemy ultimate
• Maurice Passes on a zipline
• They took out Krill! Dies in lane

Nurse Harrow 1

• They took out the Nurse! Dies in lane

Paige 2

• Pardon me Miss Paige. Passes on a zipline
• They took out Paige! Dies in lane

Paradox 5

• Good thinking, Paradox. Swap to boss
• Good swap! Swap to boss
• Help Paradox finish them off! Swap to boss
• Have fun out there Paradox Passes on a zipline
• They took out Paradox! Dies in lane

Pocket 2

• Be safe Pocket Passes on a zipline
• They took out Pocket! Dies in lane

Rat King 1

• They took out the Rat King! Dies in lane

Rem 1

• They took out Rem! Dies in lane

Seven 5

• Seven, you naughty boy. Multi kill ultimate
• That was glorious. Multi kill ultimate
• Very impressive, Seven. Multi kill ultimate
• Kill them all Seven Passes on a zipline
• They took out Seven! Dies in lane

Shiv 8

• You're so fast. Gets a multi-kill
• He cut them all down. Gets a multi-kill
• He moves like a demon. Gets a multi-kill
• Don't stop till they're dead, Shiv. Is hard to kill
• No one can stop Shiv. Is hard to kill
• Oh, how they fear Shiv. Is hard to kill
• Good luck Shiv Passes on a zipline
• They took out Shiv! Dies in lane

Silver 1

• They took out Silver! Dies in lane

Sinclair 2

• Hope they can work out their differences Passes on a zipline
• They took out Sinclair! Dies in lane

Solomon 1

• They took out the Chess Guy! Dies in lane

Venator 2

• Good luck out there Cain Passes on a zipline
• They took out the Venator! Dies in lane

Victor 2

• Stay strong Victor Passes on a zipline
• They took out Victor! Dies in lane

Vindicta 5

• Oooh. Far snipe
• She took their head clean off. Far snipe
• Vindicta, you are something else. Far snipe
• Good hunting Vindicta Passes on a zipline
• They took out Vindicta! Dies in lane

Violet 1

• They took out the Painter! Dies in lane

Viscous 5

• The Cube is so warm. Clutch cube
• It's like the spa at The Baroness. Clutch cube
• The Baroness needs to install a Cube. Clutch cube
• There goes the happiest goo that has ever lived Passes on a zipline
• They took out Viscous! Dies in lane

Vyper 2

• Viper Passes on a zipline
• They took out Vyper! Dies in lane

Warden 5

• Good work, Warden. Lands a big ultimate
• That man's resolve is impressive. Lands a big ultimate
• Follow Warden to victory. Lands a big ultimate
• Good luck Warden Passes on a zipline
• They took out Warden! Dies in lane

Wraith 2

• Ms Wraith. Passes on a zipline
• They took out Wraith! Dies in lane

Yamato 5

• You are relentless, my dear. Kills with hook
• My my, Yamato, you are full of surprises. Kills with hook
• There's no escaping Yamato. Kills with hook
• That woman has wicked intent Passes on a zipline
• They took out Yamato! Dies in lane

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• We need to prepare our defenses. An enemy takes the Rejuvenator
• Help me kill the detective! Abrams is hard to kill
• Damn you, Bebop! Bebop: hooked
• Dynamo's moving in! Dynamo: charges
• Owl! Grey Talon: see missile
• You can't run from me, Haze. Haze: kill when invisible

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Using Hotel Guest 28

• You are of course welcome to stay at The Baroness for as long as you'd like. I do hope you enjoy your visit.
• Welcome to The Baroness.
• Right now I'm sure your mind is reeling... questioning your very eyes, if not your sanity.
• I hope you enjoy your stay here...
• The hallowed halls of The Baroness welcome all… we do not discriminate. Stay for as long as you'd like.
• Please, enjoy our Hospitality.
• Time slips away, as does your worry. Well. I suppose your worry is likely mounting as we speak, but eventually it will give way to inevitability, and from there to the sweet blackness of the void.
• Such secrets The Baroness can show you...
• Your friends are alone, likely dying while you sit here basking in the finest luxuries this plane can offer. You can try to save them but why? You're already too late.
• laughs
• Why die on the streets of Manhattan like a common criminal? Die here in The Baroness like a celebrity with creative demons and a substance abuse problem.
• All you have to do is walk towards that door...
• Personally I'm impressed with your will to live. It's futile and pointless, but inspiring. Like watching a colony of ants working to carry a strawberry blissfully unaware of the gardener turning on the hose.
• The Baroness is always looking for new guests...
• Thank you for giving your life at The Baroness Hotel, gratuities are never expected but always appreciated.
• I hope your time at The Baroness is unforgettable.
• The Patrons have waited centuries to be summoned, they can wait a little longer. Stay. Enjoy the sauna and egyptian cotton sheets. Let the troubles of the world melt away.
• Please forgive the mess, The Baroness is mid renovation...
• Checking in?
• Welcome to The Baroness.
• Enjoy your stay.
• I'll take you to your room.
• Your elevator awaits.
• The Baroness opens its arms for you.
• The Baroness awaits.
• Let me show you upstairs.
• Your stay will be unforgettable.
• I'll get you settled.

Using Hotel Guest on The Doorman 1

• Reality twists and bends around you. How can this be? Has The Baroness turned on it's loyal servant? Or has a fledging god lost his mind in the face of the Patrons?

Using Call Bell 10

• A gift from The Baroness.
• Enjoy.
• Allow me to deal with them.
• This should help.
• You're not welcome here.
• You've overstayed your welcome.
• I'll deal with the hooligan.
• Begone.
• Away with you.
• *tut tut* move along please.

Using Doorway 10

• You rang?
• You bore me.
• Excuse me.
• If I may have a word.
• Forgive the intrusion.
• I need to step in.
• This will never do.
• Not today.
• I believe my assistance is needed.
• A trivial display of power.

Using Luggage Cart 10

• Opening passage.
• Unlocking door.
• Allow me to be your guide.
• Step this way, please.
• Allow me to be of assistance.
• Right this way.
• After you.
• It's an honor to be of service.
• Shall we?
• Destiny awaits.

Using Call Bell at low health 5

• I'll stop them!
• I'll do what I can.
• You won't win.
• Leave them to me.
• I won't give up…

Using Doorway at low health 5

• I'll send them away…
• Begone!
• Leave this place…
• Get away from me!
• Like swatting a gnat.

Using Luggage Cart at low health 5

• Opening passage…
• Creating door…
• I still have time to escape…
• I need to think fast…
• Time to get a little creative.

Using Hotel Guest at low health 5

• laughs
• You almost had me…
• Welcome to The Baroness.
• Enjoy your stay…
• Right where I want you.

Upgrading Call Bell 10

• I'll disrupt their aim…
• I need to be able to defend myself.
• I'll do my best to slow down the mob.
• Hurting them is fine, but vexing them is even better.
• They will find fighting us more difficult than they expect.
• Hard to shoot straight when your ears are ringing…
• I'll influence the fight with a subtle hand…
• They won't expect this…
• Their aim will be less true…
• If I need to intervene, so be it…

Upgrading Doorway 10

• I must be clever when placing these.
• I will warp reality to my whim.
• Time to break some minds.
• To those with real power the rules of reality are mere suggestions.
• I will build a path for my allies.
• Such wonders I will show them.
• To the clever mind this will assure victory.
• I will go where I desire.
• I will bridge a gap between reality.
• We will stride across time and space.

Upgrading Luggage Cart 10

• The weak are easily dispersed.
• I'll send them away…
• They won't get close to me.
• Ready to send them away…
• I'll have the luggage cart ready.
• I'll dismiss them with a wave of my hand.
• Our enemies will be sent flying.
• I'll launch them across the battlefield.
• I have a way of dealing with unwanted guests.
• The uncouth will be dismissed.

Upgrading Hotel Guest 10

• No one resists the call of The Baroness.
• I look forward to checking in new guests.
• The Baroness has rooms for everyone.
• The Baroness will receive our foes with open arms.
• I can't wait to see the comment cards our guests will fill…
• I'll make sure the rooms are prepared…
• They will never forget their stay at The Baroness.
• The august halls of The Baroness await them.
• They will die surrounded by the finest of luxury.
• The patrons won't mind if I put my thumb on the scale a little…

Abrams 2

• The tome is an impossible burden, Detective, why don't you lay your head down, and enjoy the amenities that The Baroness can offer. Using Hotel Guest on Abrams
• The tome will pull you down with it, Abrams, it is inevitable. Using Hotel Guest on Abrams

Apollo 2

• Apollo, how does it feel to be a part of a family so hated that children in Ixia sing a schoolyard rhyme about your mother being impaled on a tree? Using Hotel Guest on Apollo
• Apollo… the ritual matters to this plane, not Ixia. Don't throw away your life to benefit some humans. Using Hotel Guest on Apollo

Bebop 2

• How much of your time is spent taking care of Miss Shelly, Bebop? The double life you lead must be exhausting. Take some time for yourself, you deserve it. Using Hotel Guest on Bebop
• Know this Bebop: when Miss Shelly dies it will be because of your failure. Using Hotel Guest on Bebop

Billy 2

• Normally I would take this time to make you confront your inner demons, but in order to do that you'd have to be a person with some sort of actual passion and drive. But you’re not. You’re a caricature of outrage. A contrarian who thinks that hating something is the same thing as being interesting. So please leave, you're dreadfully boring. Using Hotel Guest on Billy
• Billy you are impressively uninteresting. Using Hotel Guest on Billy

Calico 2

• I see you, Calico. Your heart is cold, but it is not dead. There is a part of you that has not buried the past... it's not too late to rethink your choices. Stay a while, The Baroness has a way of calming the tempest of the mind. Using Hotel Guest on Calico
• Look on the bright side, Calico, when your body rots I'll take care of your cat. Using Hotel Guest on Calico

Celeste 2

• Your found family is doomed, Celeste. Even if you save Lenny's soul now, do you really think he won't just sell it again the next time it's convenient? Using Hotel Guest on Celeste
• Lenny is lost, Celeste. But you need not suffer with him. It's safe here in The Baroness. Using Hotel Guest on Celeste

Drifter 2

• Your heart beats faster as you find yourself in new territory. Slowly but surely realizing that here you are no predator, merely vermin scuttling down the hall. It won't be long before you find yourself feeling something that's eluded you for centuries. Fear. Using Hotel Guest on Drifter
• whistles Using Hotel Guest on Drifter

Dynamo 2

• Professor, a little birdy told me that your anniversary is coming up. How wonderful. I would love to extend The Baroness' hospitality to you and your wife. Using Hotel Guest on Dynamo
• Professor, be honest with yourself... you're never getting your body back. Using Hotel Guest on Dynamo

Graves 2

• Miss Graves, you are so starving for a parental figure that you ran straight into the literal palm of a lich's hand. You know it's wrong. You know you can't control her. You know that you're going to die if you don't get help, and you're praying that your parents will notice before it's too late. They won't. But I see you. Stay at The Baroness, and let me be your teacher. Using Hotel Guest on Graves
• You wish to help the dead, Miss Graves? There are so many here that need you. Stay. Using Hotel Guest on Graves

Grey Talon 2

• Wesley, you dedicated your life to protecting others but in the end you couldn't protect your son. Or his wife. Or their children. How many moments of their lives did you miss because you were too busy. Because you were traveling for work. Because your calling was important and your family would be there when you return. Yes... their lives were stolen; but it was you who robbed them of a father. Well done. Using Hotel Guest on Grey Talon
• Talon...you couldn't save your family, and you can't save yourself. Using Hotel Guest on Grey Talon

Haze 2

• The OSIC is lucky to have you, Haze… your commitment to your work is an inspiration but even you deserve some R & R. Why don't you take a PTO day at The Baroness. Using Hotel Guest on Haze
• Keep calling yourself a "Sandman" instead of executioner. Maybe you'll believe it. Using Hotel Guest on Haze

Holliday 2

• I can only imagine the horrors you witnessed in Macomb. Rest, Holliday, and put aside your trauma for tomorrow. Using Hotel Guest on Holliday
• You failed to stop The Troubadour in Macomb and you'll fail again in New York. Using Hotel Guest on Holliday

Infernus 2

• You ruined many lives, Infernus, do you really think that saving Hank's bar will make up for the harm you caused? Using Hotel Guest on Infernus
• You thought your put your past behind you, but it will be your undoing. Using Hotel Guest on Infernus

Ivy 2

• Ivy, you're a good person and I have no desire to torment you here. Just know this: in five years one of the Arroyos is going to die and there is nothing you can do to stop it. Using Hotel Guest on Ivy
• If you're here with me, who's protecting the Arroyos from Mendoza? Using Hotel Guest on Ivy

Kelvin 2

• You wrestle with so much guilt… the things you know you did and even more horrifying, the things you forgot. But at The Baroness you don't need to worry about Ettrick or the expedition. Let me lighten the load. Using Hotel Guest on Kelvin
• You pushed away Ettrick for his ambitions, yet remained a slave to your own. Using Hotel Guest on Kelvin

Lady Geist 2

• Lady Geist, I have the most wonderful room for two. I'm sure that you and Oathkeeper will be happy at The Baroness. Using Hotel Guest on Lady Geist
• That ward on your arm won't hold forever Geist... Oathkeeper is coming for you. Using Hotel Guest on Lady Geist

Lash 2

• Lash, Lash, Lash… you have been such a naughty boy lately. Whatever should I do with you… Using Hotel Guest on Lash
• Oh look: a stevedore will delusions of grandeur. Using Hotel Guest on Lash

McGinnis 2

• The pursuit of excellence is a marathon not a sprint. And while you are miles ahead of your competition, you still have miles to go. So please... take this time to rejuvenate yourself and relax. Fairfax industries will be there tomorrow. You can take some me time today. Using Hotel Guest on McGinnis
• Your creations are responsible for the deaths of millions, McGinnis, you're a monster. Using Hotel Guest on McGinnis

Mina 2

• Mina, Mina, Mina. Your future was stolen from you by an assassin's bullet and replaced with the promise of eternal youth. We both know how well that's turned out for you. You're a child just learning to play a game that others have spent hundreds of years perfecting... you are destined to fail. Using Hotel Guest on Mina
• You're a nobody, Mina. You don't have a chance at becoming Viscount. Using Hotel Guest on Mina

Mirage 2

• Wyoming can wait, Mirage. If your goal is to protect Nashala, there is no safer place in the world than The Baroness. Using Hotel Guest on Mirage
• Wyoming is a pipe dream, Mirage... the Djinn are doomed. Using Hotel Guest on Mirage

Mo & Krill 4

• Maurice... Krill is dead weight. An albatross whose petty schemes have driven you to hide in the muck like a common criminal. But you're not common. You're exceptional. Free yourself of him, and see this for yourself. Using Hotel Guest on Mo & Krill
• Maurice, Krill is just dead weight. Kill him. Using Hotel Guest on Mo & Krill
• Krill... your brilliance shines in the dark, but it would be radiant in the sun. Why do you lower yourself to Maurice's standards? Your blind loyalty to him has cost you opportunity after opportunity. Cast him aside. Accept who you are. Using Hotel Guest on Mo & Krill
• Krill, Maurice would be better off if he never met you. Using Hotel Guest on Mo & Krill

Paige 2

• Paige, you now find yourself the Alice to my Cheshire Cat. So please… indulge in your personal Lewis Carroll fantasy as long as you wish. Such wonderful sights and experiences await you here at The Baroness. Using Hotel Guest on Paige
• You're not the hero of your story, you're a footnote in mine. Using Hotel Guest on Paige

Paradox 2

• I know what you're thinking, Paradox, sadly, there are no tchotchkes for you to take as a souvenir from your time at The Baroness, just the memory of an unforgettable experience. Using Hotel Guest on Paradox
• What will the Paradox Council think when you fail in spectacular fashion? Using Hotel Guest on Paradox

Pocket 2

• Arin. Your mother and father love you and would be glad to see you come ho-*laughter* sorry, i tried but i couldn't keep a straight face, you have no home. Using Hotel Guest on Pocket
• Why couldn't you have just died like your family wanted? It would have saved us a lot of trouble. Using Hotel Guest on Pocket

Rem 2

• Rem, if you continue to walk the streets of Manhattan it is only a matter of time before you end up vivisected on a government table. But if you stay here at The Baroness, I can provide safety and comfort. Using Hotel Guest on Rem
• Don't go, Rem, we have a very comfortable bed waiting for you. Using Hotel Guest on Rem

Seven 2

• I'd offer you advice, but I know you wouldn't take it. Good luck in your pursuit, Seven, I hope in the end, the price that you paid was worth it. Using Hotel Guest on Seven
• Seven, your ambition got you killed once, why haven't you learned your lesson? Using Hotel Guest on Seven

Shiv 2

• You don't belong in the Baxter Society, Shiv. You know this. But there will always be a place for you here at The Baroness. Using Hotel Guest on Shiv
• The Baxter Society will turn on you, Shiv... it's only a matter of time. Using Hotel Guest on Shiv

Silver 2

• Oh Lilah, where do I begin with someone as pathetic as you? The walls of your own making that ended friendships? The vices that you've become a slave to? Or perhaps this fantasy that one day killing Shiv and the Drifter will make up for all the lives that were lost because you just weren't good enough to stop them. I truly am spoiled for choice... Using Hotel Guest on Silver
• There are no games to play with you, Silver, you already know your demons are going to win. Using Hotel Guest on Silver

Sinclair 2

• You were in love once, but that has given way to spite and jealousy. You don't need a divorce. You need time together. Why don't you stay in our Honeymoon Suite? Using Hotel Guest on Sinclair
• You will be bound to each other for eternity. Using Hotel Guest on Sinclair

Venator 2

• You know, Rourke, one day you will actually believe the legend you sell to people, and on that day you will die screaming. Using Hotel Guest on Venator
• I know you're prepared to die here, Venator. Which is good. Because you shall. Using Hotel Guest on Venator

Victor 2

• You've looked so hard for answers, Victor, yet still they elude you. It must be exhausting. Take a moment to rest. The mysteries of your past will be there tomorrow. Using Hotel Guest on Victor
• You weren't made for great purpose, you were made on a whim to satisfy some scientist's hubris. Using Hotel Guest on Victor

Vindicta 2

• Vindicta, how many lives have you claimed? Do they weigh on you? If so... rest and purge yourself of that nagging sense of guilt. If not, take a moment to revel in the fruits of your labor. Using Hotel Guest on Vindicta
• You can't put a bullet through hate, Vindicta. Hathorne will win. Using Hotel Guest on Vindicta

Viscous 2

• I suppose The Baroness is much like "The Cube." A warm refuge where you get to feel the glorious embrace of oblivion. Using Hotel Guest on Viscous
• Humans don't understand the problems of The Deep because they don't care about the problems of The Deep. Using Hotel Guest on Viscous

Vyper 2

• I've seen you eye The Baroness as you stumble through Manhattan. Wondering what life could be like if you were the sort of person worthy of its hospitality... Vyper, I'm here to tell you that you are worthy. Just stay. You belong here. Using Hotel Guest on Vyper
• Oh why bother taunting you, you're going to die of liver failure anyway. Using Hotel Guest on Vyper

Warden 2

• What do you want, Warden? I can't restore the childhood you were denied, but you can be happy here. All you have to do is choose to stay. Using Hotel Guest on Warden
• You're not a man, you're a war doll fixing mommy and daddy's failures. Using Hotel Guest on Warden

Wraith 2

• You're a gambling woman, right Wraith? I bet you don't have the will to stay here until I'm finished talking... you're probably scoffing at the idea right now, "Why would I do that there's nothing to gain," and yet you're curious. Maybe the risk is worth the reward. Maybe there is a carrot at the end of the stick. Even as your life is slowly ebbing from your body you wonder if this is a trick. Some sort of meta commentary that is challenging you, and if you stay the course riches await. They don't. Well, maybe they do and this is part of the trick. Maybe I'm desperate to stall time because I need you to back out before you gain immeasurable power. Are you still alive? I can keep talking. You're fun. Using Hotel Guest on Wraith
• Your aspirations are about to come crashing down, Wraith. The house always wins. Using Hotel Guest on Wraith

Yamato 2

• Your brother died to save your life, Kaori, and what do you have to show for it? A life of exile in a country full of people that can't be bothered to learn your real name and an organization that is a shadow of it's former glory. Just give up Kaori - sorry, I forgot, It's Yamato now. Using Hotel Guest on Yamato
• The only way you'll ever honor your brother is by falling on his sword. Using Hotel Guest on Yamato

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Using Refresher 3

• The Baroness will call to them.
• Ready to see to another guest.
• The Baroness calls from across the cosmos.

Using Colossus 3

• Colossus!
• laughs
• I'll crush them like the ants they are.

Using Curse 3

• Curse!
• They're cursed!
• Cursed them!

Using Decay 3

• Decay!
• Rot from the inside out…
• Now's the time to make them suffer.

Using Echo Shard 3

• Echo shard!
• Abilities back.
• My power is without limit.

Using Cold Front 3

• Ice blast!
• Radiating ice.
• Cold front.

Using Metal Skin 3

• Metal skin!
• Armor's up!
• What can bullets do to a god?

Using Phantom Strike 3

• Phantom Strike!
• Teleporting in!
• There you are…

Using Shadow Weave 3

• Shadow Weave.
• I meld into shadow…
• Ta ta for now…

Using Silencer 3

• Their powers will cease.
• The magic of man will crumble.
• Let's see them cast now.

Using Tech Purge 3

• Purging.
• Right as rain…
• Ahhh.

Using Unstoppable 3

• I'm unstoppable!
• You magic will never harm me.
• I don't fear your power.

Using Vampiric Burst 3

• Vampiric Burst!
• Let their suffering fuel me.
• I will heal and they will die.

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• Wretched people… Angry
• I can train my powers. Unspent ability points
• Hmm… the enemy can be anywhere. Warning
• They almost had me… Close call
• This is not going as planned… Worried
• Great job. Congratulating

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• Call Bell's almost ready. Call Bell almost ready
• Abrams's above us! Abrams above
• Call Bell's on cooldown. Call Bell not ready
• Apollo, I can heal you! Can heal Apollo
• Doorway's almost ready. Doorway almost ready
• Let's take out the Pigeon Lady. Attack Baba

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