Viscous voice lines

When picked 10

• Greetings from The Deep…
• Today will be unforgettable.
• Most of my kind find legs to be unnerving, but I rather enjoy them.
• I was hoping that this suit would make people take the problems of The Deep seriously. I'm not sure it's working.
• I am not a pile of goo. I'm merely piloting a pile of goo…
• You don't know how easy you have it on the surface.
• I think I'll like the surface.
• I represent the concerns of The Deep.
• There's more going on in this world than what you perceive.
• I'm squishy.

When swapped out 11

• I need to do research on The Adversary.
• I was planning on trying to use stairs today anyway.
• I'm sad.
• When you need to be trapped in a protoplasmic cube you're going to be thinking: Man, I wish I had Viscous's help. He seemed like a nice person who would trap me in a protoplasmic cube.
• There's so much to see in New York.
• The Patrons can wait, I want to see South Pacific.
• If I had a mouth I'd eat my feelings.
• Are you sure? I'm fun to be around?
• Once again, the needs of The Deep are ignored.
• I'm going to go free my brothers from the prison known as "The Aquarium."
• Today I'll explore the mysteries of Long Island.

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Viscous and Abrams

1. Viscous You're blue.
2. Abrams You're green, so what.
3. Viscous I didn't mean to offend you, I'm just socially awkward.
4. Abrams That's uh… that's good to know.

Viscous and Apollo

1. Viscous You look fancy.
2. Apollo If you want to see fancy you should attend one of my father's galas.
3. Viscous Ok.
4. Apollo That…that wasn't an invitation.
5. Viscous You said I should attend, and I said Ok.
6. Apollo You… have me there. I shall try to make arrangements.
7. Viscous I'm going to be fancy…

Viscous and Baba

1. Baba You're a long way from The Deep, hon.
2. Viscous And I have further to go to stop The Adversary.
3. Baba Well whaddya say we help move the ball today.
4. Viscous I can be a ball! You can move me!
5. Baba Great.

Viscous and Bebop

1. Viscous Miss Shelly sounds like a nice lady.
2. Bebop She is.
3. Viscous I'm sorry she's sick.
4. Bebop Thank you,.
5. Viscous Do you think she'd like being in The Cube?
6. Bebop You what, she might. After the ritual, come over to say hi. I'll make biscuits.
7. Viscous I made a friend.

Viscous and Drifter

1. Viscous I hear you drink people's blood.
2. Drifter They ain't lying.
3. Viscous I bet that makes it hard to make friends.
4. Drifter Doesn't help.
5. Viscous I don't have blood, so we can be friends!
6. Drifter Great.

Viscous and Dynamo

1. Dynamo Well aren't you a fascinating creature…
2. Viscous I think so.
3. Dynamo When the ritual is over I'd love to pick your brain.
4. Viscous Please don't stab my face
5. Dynamo Oh! It's an expression, it means to ask questions.
6. Viscous Oh, that sounds more fun. OK!

Viscous and Grey Talon

1. Viscous You look sad.
2. Grey Talon I am.
3. Viscous Do you want to spend time in the cube? It's where I go when I'm sad. Or injured. Or just want to be in the cube.
4. Grey Talon Thank you for the offer Viscous. I'm fine.

Viscous and Haze

1. Haze Viscous, after the ritual I need you to tell me about The Adversary.
2. Viscous But after the ritual The Adversary will be gone.
3. Haze Yes, but there may be others… and the OSIC needs to be prepared.

Viscous and Holliday

1. Viscous I like your hat.
2. Holliday Thanks?
3. Viscous Can I wear it?
4. Holliday Tell ya what, if we win, sure.
5. Viscous yeaaaaaaa

Viscous and Infernus

1. Viscous Do you always dress fancy or is it just for work?
2. Infernus Look good feel good, baby.
3. Viscous I need a tie.
4. Infernus You're goddamn right you do.

Viscous and Kelvin

1. Viscous Have you ever explored the deep?
2. Kelvin No, but I would like to one day.
3. Viscous If you do, can I be your guide?
4. Kelvin I would be honored.
5. Viscous I made a friend!
6. Kelvin You most certainly have.

Viscous and Lady Geist

1. Viscous You're pretty.
2. Lady Geist um. Thanks.
3. Viscous I match your arm.
4. Lady Geist Yes Viscous.
5. Viscous We're friends.
6. Lady Geist No Viscous.

Viscous and Lash

1. Lash What’s your deal, goo boy?
2. Viscous I need to stop The Adversary
3. Lash Who's that? Bebop?
4. Viscous No. Something far worse.
5. Lash Impossible.

Viscous and Mo & Krill

1. Mo & Krill Viscous, do you know if your goo washes out of fur easily
2. Viscous I don’t have fur, I’m goo
3. Mo & Krill Yes. that’s why I’m asking about its properties - never mind we will figure it out as we go

Viscous and Rat King

1. Rat King You get that goo on my fur I'm killing you dead.
2. Viscous The goo heals you.
3. Rat King You don't rub that goo all over my fur I'm killing you dead.

Viscous and Seven

1. Viscous Hello.
2. Seven Oh god it's talking to me
3. Viscous I'm viscous
4. Seven I can see that.
5. Viscous I'm made of goo.
6. Seven This could be a nightmare.

Viscous and Solomon

1. Solomon You're very brave.
2. Viscous Really? I thought that the tingly feeling means I was nervous.
3. Solomon Being brave isn't about not being nervous or scared, it's about accepting that whatever it is your afraid of is less important than what you need to do.
4. Viscous I'm brave!

Viscous and Venator

1. Venator Are you ready for this, Viscous?
2. Viscous No.
3. Venator Lord protect me as I fight alongside this barely sentient pile of goo

Viscous and Vindicta

1. Viscous You look angry.
2. Vindicta That's because I am.
3. Viscous Would you like to be in The Cube? No one's angry in The Cube.
4. Vindicta Maybe later, I have people to kill
5. Viscous It really sounds like you need The Cube.
6. Vindicta Later.
7. Viscous Okay.

Viscous and Violet

1. Viscous Are you going to wish to be famous?
2. Violet No. If I wish for fame I wouldn't be earning it.
3. Viscous Then why are you doing this?
4. Violet I don't need a handout I just need a chance to show what I can do. If people see my work and hate it, there's nothing I can do about it, but at least I'll know that I failed because I wasn't good enough, not because I wasn't able to catch lightning in a bottle.
5. Viscous I didn't know you could catch lightning in a bottle. Humans are powerful.
6. Violet It's just a saying.
7. Viscous That makes more sense.

Viscous and Vyper

1. Vyper You seem nice.
2. Viscous Thanks, I am nice.
3. Vyper Ya know what, I'm not even going to take advantage of you. It'll be my good deed for the month
4. Viscous hooray!

Viscous and Abrams

1. Abrams So what do you do?
2. Viscous I punch people with goo.
3. Abrams I punch people with my fists
4. Viscous We're family now.

Viscous and Apollo

1. Viscous Do they teach you about the Deep in school?
2. Apollo Not in any course I've taken.
3. Viscous That's sad.
4. Apollo That probably speaks to your relevance.

Viscous and Baba

1. Viscous Can I sit on your bench?
2. Baba No.
3. Viscous But there's room.
4. Baba This bench seats two, me and the pigeon.
5. Viscous Aww.
6. Baba You're not making me feel bad about this goo boy.

Viscous and Bebop

1. Bebop Hey Viscous. I'm not organic, why does the cube heal me?
2. Viscous We don't question the cube.

Viscous and Drifter

1. Viscous Before the ritual, I heard you tell someone that you wanted to see what their insides look like.
2. Drifter I do suppose I tell people that a lot.
3. Viscous My insides are green!

Viscous and Dynamo

1. Viscous What happened to your body?
2. Dynamo Obliterated in an astral gate.
3. Viscous That sounds upsetting.
4. Dynamo I do not recommend it.

Viscous and Grey Talon

1. Viscous The Baxter Society hunts monsters, right?
2. Grey Talon They do.
3. Viscous If we fail to summon The Patron, do you think they can help stop The Adversary.
4. Grey Talon If we fail to summon the Patron we'll probably be dead.
5. Viscous You'll probably be dead. I'm goo. I'll be fine.
6. Grey Talon *sigh* bring them my bow, they'll listen to what you have to say.
7. Viscous Thanks.

Viscous and Haze

1. Viscous You seem serious.
2. Haze I have a serious job.
3. Viscous Do you ever have fun?
4. Haze Of course.
5. Viscous What do you do?
6. Haze I play the cello.
7. Viscous Neat!

Viscous and Holliday

1. Holliday So where are you from?
2. Viscous The Deep.
3. Holliday So like… Mobile?
4. Viscous Sure!
5. Holliday You don't know what I said do you
6. Viscous No!
7. Holliday This is gonna go great….

Viscous and Infernus

1. Infernus How you liking New York?
2. Viscous People watching is fun.
3. Infernus You should stop by Jezebel's sometime, if you like people watching you'll see all types there.
4. Viscous What's that?
5. Infernus The bar my buddy Hank owns
6. Viscous Why isn't it called Hank's?
7. Infernus Long story. I'll tell you later.

Viscous and Kelvin

1. Viscous You have a dome. I have a cube.
2. Kelvin I see we both know our shapes.
3. Viscous We do! We also both know that the cube is better.
4. Kelvin I wouldn't go that far.
5. Viscous I would. Because it's better. It's The Cube.

Viscous and Lady Geist

1. Viscous Do you like goo?
2. Lady Geist No.
3. Viscous I do!
4. Lady Geist Wonderful.

Viscous and Lash

1. Viscous Why don't people like you?
2. Lash Because people suck, Viscous. They always have. They always will.
3. Viscous If you hate people why do you want to be cheered by them so badly?
4. Lash Well, I - You see, that, uh- *sigh* let's not unpack that one right now.
5. Viscous OK.

Viscous and Rat King

1. Viscous I didn’t know rats were so cuddly.
2. Rat King That's because topside propaganda has been waging a war on my people for generations.
3. Viscous Why would they do that?
4. Rat King Because humans are terrible.
5. Viscous No one told me.
6. Rat King I'm telling you now.

Viscous and Seven

1. Viscous So what do you do?
2. Seven Strive for apotheosis
3. Viscous That's a big word.
4. Seven Indeed.
5. Viscous What's it mean?
6. Seven Once we summon the patron you'll see for yourself.

Viscous and Solomon

1. Solomon The Adversary is a threat to us all.
2. Viscous You know about the Adversary?
3. Solomon I do, Viscous... and that's why I'm standing with you today.

Viscous and Venator

1. Viscous What were you doing earlier?
2. Venator The carnifex rite.
3. Viscous I don't know what that means.
4. Venator It's a ritual that Venators perform before we go on the hunt.
5. Viscous So you did a ritual before doing The Ritual?
6. Venator I suppose I did.

Viscous and Vindicta

1. Vindicta You don't look like a typical New Yorker.
2. Viscous Neither do you.
3. Vindicta I'm a ghost.
4. Viscous I'm goo.
5. Vindicta Well. I uh. I hope you have good fortune far away from me.

Viscous and Violet

1. Viscous I like your ink.
2. Violet Thanks.
3. Viscous I have a friend with ink. He's a cephalopod.
4. Violet Cool.
5. Viscous His names Barry.
6. Violet That's great.

Viscous and Vyper

1. Viscous Why did your mom named you Vyper?
2. Vyper My mom didn't name me Vyper. It's cool nickname, like snake, or cobra, or copperhead.
3. Viscous Are all nicknames snakes?
4. Vyper Just the best ones.
5. Viscous Can you call me sidewinder?
6. Vyper Oh, I like that, you got it buddy.

Viscous and Abrams

1. Viscous You're a detective right?
2. Abrams Yeah.
3. Viscous I love mysteries.
4. Abrams What's your favorite one?
5. Viscous Who is The Adversary and why are they massacring the denizens of The Deep?
6. Abrams Oh. I thought you were going to say something like "Murder on the Orient Express"
7. Viscous I can't read!

Viscous and Apollo

1. Viscous I've never been to Ixia, what's it like?
2. Apollo It's beautiful.
3. Viscous Then why are people fighting? Shouldn't they be happy?
4. Apollo I imagine different people would tell you different answers.
5. Viscous What do you think?
6. Apollo My culture has… complex dynamics.
7. Viscous That doesn't explain anything.
8. Apollo My family's in politics.

Viscous and Baba

1. Viscous How old are you?
2. Baba Never ask a lady her age.
3. Viscous Does that mean you want me to guess?
4. Baba It means I want you to shut up.
5. Viscous I can't tell which one of us was being rude.
6. Baba We both were. Now focus on the ritual, Viscous.

Viscous and Bebop

1. Viscous I hear Lash doesn't like you
2. Bebop He does not.
3. Viscous That must make you sad.
4. Bebop Not particularly.

Viscous and Drifter

1. Viscous I bet if you spent more time in the cube, you'd spend less time murdering people.
2. Drifter Then keep me far away from the cube.
3. Viscous No. You'll like it, everyone likes the cube.

Viscous and Dynamo

1. Dynamo So this adversary…
2. Viscous Is dangerous. And it's only a matter of time before he tires of The Deep and comes for you on land.

Viscous and Grey Talon

1. Viscous At your fragile age I think you'll find the cube to be quite helpful.
2. Grey Talon I'm not fragile.
3. Viscous No, you are. But you lie to yourself because you're a human.

Viscous and Haze

1. Viscous Thanks for your help Haze, not everyone takes the problems of The Deep seriously.
2. Haze We don't live in a vacuum. If there's a problem in The Deep it's only a matter of time before it's a problem on land.
3. Viscous Exactly

Viscous and Holliday

1. Viscous What does revenge feel like?
2. Holliday What do you mean?
3. Viscous When I'm in the cube it's warm. I like being in the cube. You seem to like revenge so I wonder if it feels the same.
4. Holliday No Viscous. It, um. It doesn't feel warm.
5. Viscous But it feels good
6. Holliday No. It really doesn’t.
7. Viscous Then why do you want to live in it?
8. Holliday Because there's nothing else I can do about it.

Viscous and Infernus

1. Infernus You're new here, right?
2. Viscous Yep
3. Infernus Can I give you some advice?
4. Viscous Sure!
5. Infernus If Wraith invites you to play cards, say no.
6. Viscous But that would be rude!
7. Infernus Trust me.

Viscous and Kelvin

1. Viscous What's it like being dead, but not dead?
2. Kelvin It's confusing.
3. Viscous That doesn't sound much different than being alive. I'm confused all the time.
4. Kelvin It's a different sort of confused. I don’t know why I'm standing today, or how it happened, or how long it will last, or if I'm even me anymore.
5. Viscous That doesn't sound confusing. That sounds scary.
6. Kelvin I suppose it does.

Viscous and Lady Geist

1. Viscous I don't have a nose. But if I did I bet your hair would smell like flowers.
2. Lady Geist It… kind of does actually.
3. Viscous Neat!

Viscous and Lash

1. Lash You ready to be my cutman?
2. Viscous I don't carry knives. Vyper does though, should I get her?
3. Lash NO! No. A cutman doesn't stalk and stab people, they work in your corner to heal you.
4. Viscous Oh. OK, I can do that.
5. Lash *relieved exhale*

Viscous and Rat King

1. Rat King So what's your deal? EPA violation?
2. Viscous What's the EPA?
3. Rat King A Fairfax Industries shell corporation masquerading as government oversight.
4. Viscous Those were big words.
5. Rat King Viscous. You remind me a lot of my subjects.
6. Viscous Is that a good thing?
7. Rat King It is, goo boy. Now stay close to me and I'll try to keep you safe.

Viscous and Seven

1. Seven So you say you're from The Deep
2. Viscous Oh yes.
3. Seven And why are you here.
4. Viscous The adversary… he comes for The Deep. And if I don't stop him, he'll come for everything.
5. Seven There's more to you than I expected Viscous.

Viscous and Solomon

1. Viscous Why do people like to talk to you so much?
2. Solomon Because I give them my honest opinion, not just say what they want to hear.
3. Viscous Wouldn't that make everyone mad at you?
4. Solomon No. You can be honest without being cruel.
5. Viscous Then why don't more people do that?
6. Solomon Kindness takes more effort than indifference.
7. Viscous That's sad.
8. Solomon I agree.

Viscous and Venator

1. Venator Why are you here?
2. Viscous The Adversary.
3. Venator Who's your adversary?
4. Viscous No, not an adversary. The Adversary. It's… it's evil. And it's a danger to The Deep.
5. Venator I want to know more.
6. Viscous If you don't die today I'll tell you everything.

Viscous and Vindicta

1. Viscous You look too young to be a ghost.
2. Vindicta There is no bar too low for cruelty to stoop under.

Viscous and Violet

1. Violet I'm not trying to make things weird, but could I have some of your goo later?
2. Viscous Why?
3. Violet I wanna try to make art with it.
4. Viscous I'm going to be a painting!

Viscous and Vyper

1. Vyper Hey Viscous, any time you want to put me in the cube I'd appreciate it. My skin dries out like it's nobody's business.
2. Viscous Ok.
3. Vyper Unless I'm stabbing someone, then wait till I'm done.
4. Viscous Ok.
5. Vyper You're just gonna cube whenever you want, aren’t you?
6. Viscous Yes!

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• I put a stop to that. Ending someone's streak
• Sorry, Abrams. Killing Abrams
• They're dead. Any kill
• Took down Apollo. Killing Apollo
• Did you see that? Killing a rich enemy
• Old people are mean. Killing Baba

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• Great work, Abrams! Abrams: big stun
• They took out Apollo! Apollo dies in lane
• They took out Baba! Baba dies in lane
• Good hook, Bebop! Bebop: far hook
• They took out Billy! Billy dies in lane
• Your cat is pretty Calico passes on a zipline

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• They have the Rejuvenator. An enemy takes the Rejuvenator
• Help me fight Abrams! Abrams is hard to kill
• WHOOOAHHH! Bebop: hooked
• Dynamo's on the move. Dynamo: charges
• Owl! Grey Talon: see missile
• Sorry, Haze! Haze: kill when invisible

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Using Splatter 11

• Throwing goo.
• Attacking.
• Launching goo.
• Goo ball.
• Expelling goo.
• Sending goo ball.
• Firing goo.
• This will slow them down.
• This may hurt.
• Firing protoplasm.
• Splatter!

Using The Cube 11

• Rejuvenating.
• Healing.
• Taking a moment.
• I need a break.
• I needed this.
• This is relaxing.
• Life is simpler in the Cube.
• *content sigh*
• I feel safer already.
• Cuuube.
• Cuuube.

Using The Cube on a teammate 10

• Don't panic.
• Don't worry.
• I have you.
• You're safe, friend.
• Be rejuvenated.
• Relax.
• I'll heal you.
• Let the calm wash over you.
• Let me help.
• Here you go.

Using Puddle Punch 10

• Goo punch!
• I'm going to punch them.
• Surprise!
• I'm subtle!
• Hello!
• Who wants to see a goo fist?
• Hi, friend!
• Puddle punch!
• Leave it to me.
• I'll handle this.

Using Goo Ball 11

• I'm a ball!
• Rolling!
• Wheee!
• It's like walking, but better.
• Rolling goo…
• It's funny because I'm basically immortal.
• It's fun to roll.
• Time to roll.
• Play with me!
• Let's play a game.
• Time for stealth.

Using Splatter at low health 5

• Please die.
• This is stressful.
• I need to throw more goo.
• One of us is probably going to die.
• I'll try to stop them!

Using The Cube at low health 5

• New York is a scary place.
• Sweet sweet Cube.
• I'm safe now.
• I love you, Cube.
• WHEW!

Using Puddle Punch at low health 5

• I don't like them.
• They don't seem nice.
• This could go bad.
• I hope this works.
• Could you die please? Thanks.

Using Goo Ball at low health 20

• Byeeeee.
• Byeeeee.
• Goodbye.
• Goodbye.
• Nope.
• Nope.
• I'm gooooo.
• I'm gooooo.
• meep!
• Meep!
• I sound happy but I'm scared.
• I sound happy but I'm scared.
• I don't want to die.
• I don't want to die.
• I'm going to roll now.
• I'm going to roll now.
• Well this has been fun.
• Well this has been fun.
• I think I'm going to roll away.
• I think I'm going to roll away.

Upgrading Splatter 10

• I can't just rely on my weapon…
• Simple. Effective.
• I don't get why people think it's gross.
• The surface can get dangerous quick.
• I'll slow them down.
• They won't like being splattered.
• I need to be able to defend myself.
• I can't be defensive all the time.
• I'm not afraid to fight.
• I'm tired of being pushed around.

Upgrading The Cube 10

• It's not just restorative, it's great for your skin.
• They'll be safe in my cube. Well, safe-ish.
• I'll heal my allies
• I'll keep the team safe.
• I'll protect the team.
• Safety first.
• The surface is a dangerous place.
• It's not cowardice: It's pragmatism.
• It's dangerous in the city.
• I'll look after my friends.

Upgrading Puddle Punch 20

• I leave a piece of The Deep behind wherever I go.
• Time to play in goo.
• New York is already messy, they won't notice.
• I love my goo.
• The puddles will keep me safe.
• People think it's gross, I think it's home.
• I'll feel right at home.
• I need to keep an eye out for the goo.
• The goo will help me.
• Goo is fun!
• It's a goo fist.
• I'm going to metaphorically punch them. The metaphor is goo.
• You can't tell, but I smile when I use this.
• People think this is a little silly. Then I punch them and they don't think that anymore because they're concussed.
• A handshake from The Deep.
• Goo's fun for everyone.
• I'll take them for a ride.
• They'll think it’s a puddle of goo… then it'll punch them in the face.
• It's like a handshake but better.
• People love it when I use this.

Upgrading Goo Ball 10

• It's like the cube, but a sphere.
• Cubes are for healing. Balls are for murder.
• I wish I could roll in this all day. That's hyperbole.
• This is more fun than the subway.
• It's a little messy, but it's worth it.
• Sphere….
• I'm going to crush our enemies.
• They'll try to get away, but it won't matter because I'm going to run them over.
• They won't expect this.
• I'm tricksy.

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• Refreshing… Using Refresher
• Colossus! Using Colossus
• Curse! Using Curse
• Decay! Using Decay
• Echo shard! Using Echo Shard
• Ice blast! Using Cold Front

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• This isn't fair! Angry
• I can improve my powers. Unspent ability points
• I'm alone out here, I need to be careful. Warning
• That was close. Close call
• I don't like this… Worried
• Nice job. Congratulating

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• Splatter's almost ready. Splatter almost ready
• Abrams's above us! Abrams above
• Splatter's on cooldown. Splatter not ready
• Let's take out Apollo. Attack Apollo
• The Cube is almost ready. The Cube almost ready
• Let's take out the Pigeon Lady. Attack Baba

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